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Author Topic: A POINTLESS THREAD ABOUT POINTLESS CRAP!(possibly NWS)  (Read 743171 times)

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2250 on: 31 Jan 2008, 21:13 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2251 on: 01 Feb 2008, 05:35 »

Every now and again I get kinda pissed off at my classmate Tyler, whom I've been working with at a grocery store for like 4 months now. He thinks he's some kind of boss because he's fat and a cashier, and I'm a parcel-pick-up(bitch/grunt). He always (tries) to boss me around and stuff... Like I'm fine if he wants me to pack stuff for him, but it's annoying when he tries takes authority over things that his job has nothing to do with him. Anyway, whenever I get pissed I  just remember in sixth grade when he kept giving a wrong answer for a question, and the math teacher kept telling him he was wrong. Then in the end Tyler started to cry so the teacher was all like, "Okay, you're half right. Can you forgive me?" then Ty was like "NO!" in a quavering cry-ee voice, "If you want my forgiveness get on your knees and beg!". The teacher made an ass out of him, he was all "Are you kidding me?" and then called his mom to pick up her frantically crying son.

That makes me chuckle whenever I think about it.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2252 on: 01 Feb 2008, 06:27 »

I'm imagining you telling this dude off and the words you toss at him are weapons-grade insults; the type that make him cry so hard he starts puking and having seizures.

Seriously cussin' the dude epileptic.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2254 on: 01 Feb 2008, 13:24 »

Wait, that story happend in 6th grade? Man, I thought was the whiniest li'l puke of an elementary school kid ever, (turned out I have SAD) but at least when I got sent home for being an emotional douche it was in like, kindergarten.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2255 on: 01 Feb 2008, 18:19 »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQoJo81lujk

))<>((

This is a 2005 movie but I could swear the older brother is a young Chris Kattan.
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« Reply #2257 on: 01 Feb 2008, 23:05 »



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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2258 on: 02 Feb 2008, 10:52 »

We are all pretty aware of Adeventure Time, Stein.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2259 on: 02 Feb 2008, 11:10 »



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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2261 on: 03 Feb 2008, 14:24 »

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4tC2Qg34Q1A

This is worse than the one where the woman answers that "an elephant" is bigger than "the moon."  Way worse, actually.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2262 on: 03 Feb 2008, 15:21 »

Not quite, it's far easier to be ignorant of literature than it is of the moon.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2263 on: 03 Feb 2008, 21:23 »

I guess it's all just a matter of perspective.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2264 on: 03 Feb 2008, 22:14 »

This is worse than the one where the woman answers that "an elephant" is bigger than "the moon."
a) I disagree, this isn't as bad. I mean, the book she chose wasn't a horror novel, but it certainly was a book written by a young woman that detailed horrific events.

b) The one where the woman couldn't decide between an elephant and the moon is a hoax.

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« Reply #2265 on: 03 Feb 2008, 22:37 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2266 on: 03 Feb 2008, 23:03 »

Cue the 'that looks shopped' image.

Still funny though.
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« Reply #2267 on: 04 Feb 2008, 10:33 »

b) The one where the woman couldn't decide between an elephant and the moon is a hoax.

Quote from: snopes
Such fabricated humor might be considered superfluous, as real-life video examples abound of Millionaire contestants who were bounced off the show after missing their first (i.e., easiest) questions, including a college student who could not identify what type of unexpected surges a surge protector guards against (electric current) and an attorney who failed to select the common phrase closest in meaning to "I can't take it anymore" ("That's the last straw").

In this vein, a popular Millionaire clip is one from the French version of the program, featuring a contestant who could not determine whether the moon, the sun, Mars, or Venus is the object that orbits the Earth -- answering "the Sun" even after polling the audience!  In fact, a majority of the audience members also selected "the Sun" as the correct answer, although a common assumption is that many of them deliberately chose the wrong answer as a way of poking fun at the seemingly hapless contestant for being unable to answer the question on his own.

Those are actually better than the urban legend, especially the last one.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2268 on: 04 Feb 2008, 14:53 »

my friend made a water pipe out of a gavel. needless to say, i was impressed.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2269 on: 04 Feb 2008, 21:43 »

I avtually have one of those gavels. It was full of cologne or something, right?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2270 on: 05 Feb 2008, 02:56 »

i for one have never seen adventure time before. it was brilliant!

it was simple enough to be entertaining for kids but had some sort of odd complexity which was really laughable. where does it usually show?
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« Reply #2271 on: 06 Feb 2008, 16:58 »





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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2272 on: 06 Feb 2008, 16:59 »

Show me the way to the magical quadrilateral.
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« Reply #2273 on: 06 Feb 2008, 17:59 »

I don't know if I would call it ramping





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« Reply #2274 on: 06 Feb 2008, 19:46 »

Do you know where to find any other comics by that guy, or who he is?  That's the second one I've seen, and they were both good.
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« Reply #2275 on: 06 Feb 2008, 22:10 »

Image properties says: http://www.horribleville.com/

edit: actually: this here is great:

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2276 on: 07 Feb 2008, 07:09 »

Oh my god this is horrible. I'm having a good time reading the archives. Thought this was particularly psychotic:

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« Reply #2278 on: 07 Feb 2008, 12:41 »

He's got another website too: http://nightgig.com/argh/droop/


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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2279 on: 07 Feb 2008, 12:45 »

Ozymandias is leaving us forever!  He's afraid of a certain forumite, so he's leaving...
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« Reply #2280 on: 07 Feb 2008, 14:23 »

Fuck you, Kevin.

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« Reply #2281 on: 08 Feb 2008, 21:47 »

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« Reply #2282 on: 08 Feb 2008, 21:57 »

That is just awesome.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2284 on: 09 Feb 2008, 15:33 »

I'm not really sure if this would go here but if you guys are up to fucking with poseur black metal kids and have myspace can you join this group http://groups.myspace.com/axbm
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« Reply #2285 on: 09 Feb 2008, 18:38 »

   NOT A GOOD IDEA
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« Reply #2286 on: 09 Feb 2008, 18:48 »

Oblivious troll is oblivious.
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« Reply #2287 on: 09 Feb 2008, 19:34 »

Quote taken from group forum:

"Jebus is teh ghey"

They sound fairly hXc to me. I think they're legit.
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« Reply #2288 on: 09 Feb 2008, 20:20 »

 See, I said "Oblivious" not "obvious". He has no idea he is trolling in the worst way possible.
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« Reply #2291 on: 10 Feb 2008, 09:28 »

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« Reply #2292 on: 10 Feb 2008, 09:43 »

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« Reply #2293 on: 10 Feb 2008, 23:18 »

On that note:

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« Reply #2295 on: 11 Feb 2008, 11:19 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2296 on: 11 Feb 2008, 12:13 »

I'm pretty sure this is already posted somewhere earlier in the thread, but I was just watching it again and nearly busted a nut laughing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuN_VWZt35g

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« Reply #2297 on: 11 Feb 2008, 14:12 »

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« Reply #2299 on: 11 Feb 2008, 16:18 »

I just think the dog is kind of stupid for being distracted again so quickly.
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