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wtf. Why is this thread still going on?

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I dunno.
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<Something about butts>
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2300 on: 11 Feb 2008, 16:55 »

You'd think that it was enough of an odd occurrence to keep the dog interested. I mean, how often are you accosted by a monkey?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2301 on: 11 Feb 2008, 17:47 »

Twice a day.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2302 on: 11 Feb 2008, 20:30 »



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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2303 on: 11 Feb 2008, 21:25 »

Poor Mitch. Its true, if there indeed is going to be a zombocalypse I have no doubt that his corpse will be one of the first to rise. May he rest in peace.







Until, you know, when he rises up in the zombocalypse and eats people.
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Yeah, I mean, "I won't kill and eat you if you won't kill and eat me" is typically a ground rule for social groups.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2304 on: 11 Feb 2008, 21:43 »

Monkeys are assholes.

I agree, the dog should totally chomp him. But the chimp (not monkey, technically) has that move down, where he whips around and comes right back, and the dog is already looking away, so the chimp pretty much has to mess with him again.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2305 on: 11 Feb 2008, 22:59 »

Pretty sure it's a gibbon, actually.  Chimps don't amble about on just their hind legs too often.


Gibbon gibbon gibbon gibbon.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2306 on: 12 Feb 2008, 02:48 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2307 on: 12 Feb 2008, 09:37 »

I don't know what that text says, but it's beautiful to look at.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2308 on: 12 Feb 2008, 10:50 »

I am now going to name my firstborn Ulärf.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2309 on: 12 Feb 2008, 21:45 »

Zülöe if its a girl. She'd never live it down if her name was Ulärf.
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Yeah, I mean, "I won't kill and eat you if you won't kill and eat me" is typically a ground rule for social groups.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2310 on: 12 Feb 2008, 23:01 »

Poor Lufagt would get teased so mercilessly.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2311 on: 13 Feb 2008, 10:33 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2312 on: 13 Feb 2008, 10:43 »

Why is it that only villains ever eat Hostess Fruit Pies? The heroes never seem to bother to eat them, no matter how many there are.

I think they know something we don't.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2313 on: 13 Feb 2008, 11:05 »

And it's always the oafish henchman who gets tricked into eating them.  Is that really the best approach to advertising your product?

Hey, if you can be tricked into eating these awful things, you must be pretty stupid!
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2314 on: 13 Feb 2008, 11:11 »

It makes me slightly sad that all I could think reading that was "Oh, come on! Trapster doesn't have lackeys! He's always been a lackey himself. For fuck's sa-...oh...Hostess Pies. I see."
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2315 on: 13 Feb 2008, 11:49 »

Which therefore makes it exceptionally sad that Nick Fury couldn't beat Trickster's lackey, nevermind that said lackey was subsequently beaten by pastries.

Also, I have to question the logic that throwing a shield covered in pies is somehow smarter than just throwing the shield at his head.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2316 on: 13 Feb 2008, 14:46 »

I do believe it was Trapster. Which somehow manages to be less intimidating than 'trickster'.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2317 on: 13 Feb 2008, 16:38 »

Mngah. Yeah, brainfart. Whatever.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2318 on: 14 Feb 2008, 14:22 »

i was looking through my photobucket and found this silly diagram i created to explain how time travel might be possible even though we've never met someone from the future. i thought it was funny.



this thread is now about time travel. FIGHT!
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2319 on: 14 Feb 2008, 16:24 »

I choose you, crappy remake!
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2320 on: 14 Feb 2008, 16:35 »

"What is fury compared to this great taste?" Christ on a bike. I thought Something Positive  was just making it all up, not parodying existing comics.
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« Reply #2321 on: 14 Feb 2008, 17:18 »

i was looking through my photobucket and found this silly diagram i created to explain how time travel might be possible even though we've never met someone from the future. i thought it was funny.

this thread is now about time travel. FIGHT!

They could be here soon.
But what would they tell us? First, I think, how to build a better time machine.



What is this thing humans call "love?"
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2322 on: 14 Feb 2008, 17:39 »

thank you for that. i'll keep my eyes to the sky.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2323 on: 14 Feb 2008, 20:51 »

What is this thing humans call "love?"
Odd as this may sound, this article is very relevant for a project I've started working on. Thanks for the link!

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2324 on: 15 Feb 2008, 06:07 »



Time travel?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2325 on: 15 Feb 2008, 06:39 »

That movie is actually about the future me traveling back to the 80s.






I meant the other article.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2326 on: 15 Feb 2008, 08:26 »

Forget about Obama....







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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2327 on: 15 Feb 2008, 11:12 »

Finally, a candidate that supports MY views and opinions!
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« Reply #2328 on: 15 Feb 2008, 19:57 »

I second Optimus Prime, I just can't trust anyone else!
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2329 on: 15 Feb 2008, 20:21 »

I think it is a repost, I have a vague memory of seeing it before.  Then again who cares?  It is funny
fuck, page break



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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2330 on: 15 Feb 2008, 21:22 »

Jesus Christ.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2331 on: 16 Feb 2008, 09:17 »

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God:"Get the escalade!"
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« Reply #2332 on: 16 Feb 2008, 23:25 »

What is this thing humans call "love?"
Odd as this may sound, this article is very relevant for a project I've started working on. Thanks for the link!

Sadly, though, all that came to mind for me was OOH I'M JUST A LOVE MACHINE AND I WON'T WORK ON NOBODY BUT YOU
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« Reply #2333 on: 16 Feb 2008, 23:33 »

Those fruit pies are so damn good...@ page 49 comic

Cake?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2334 on: 17 Feb 2008, 03:02 »

A dolphin wearing an old leather gridiron helmet.

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« Reply #2335 on: 17 Feb 2008, 10:59 »

Is that Spanky?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2336 on: 17 Feb 2008, 12:46 »

What is this thing humans call "love?"
Odd as this may sound, this article is very relevant for a project I've started working on. Thanks for the link!

Glad to help (accidently), but what is the project? Are you teaching machines to love? Are you building a robot girlfriend?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2337 on: 17 Feb 2008, 12:56 »

I hate those damn helicopter pilots! I'm just trying to go sightseeing in my jet plane!
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« Reply #2338 on: 17 Feb 2008, 14:15 »

Glad to help (accidently), but what is the project? Are you teaching machines to love? Are you building a robot girlfriend?
recent thread:
http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,18916.0.html

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« Reply #2339 on: 17 Feb 2008, 18:10 »


god damn spies, fucking ruin everything

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2340 on: 17 Feb 2008, 18:44 »

I think that my views and perspectives are unlike anyone else's. I understand things differently, and my mind works in a significant way.
    But, I've read about people who were like that as kids, too. Thinking that nobody else can as easily perceive things in creative ways. I heard that a lot of people are like this in their young days, but slowly realize that they aren't significant and that most other people can see things just as they do. It just dawns on them that they are just like everyone else, and that anything they can create will just be normal and of little interest. They(society, yourself) want you to believe that you probably can't even create anything, anyway. You aren't special, and you won't break the mold and be something different. You should just be what your mothers and fathers told you to be, because it's easier.
The sooner that someone realizes that it's easier to be normal, the easier your entire life is. Maybe that's why there are people who live above the norm, true artists of any kind. Those are people that weren't normal, as they lived their lives in the way that they knew how, not how people told them they should. Some of the greatest artists are unknown, because society has deemed them unimportant. Art is probably just passion, there really isn't a meter that you can use to measure somethings artistic value, because true art can only really be seen by it's creator. The more passionate you are, the greater the result, regardless of how fancy or of good etiquette it is. Some of the greatest art is only recognized long after the artists' death. You'd think that it would be depressing to die as a bum artist, but, in reality you would mostly just realize how amazing you really are.

The sooner you realize that you're normal, the faster you become normal. That's why normality even exists. Pursue what you think is right for you. Disregard money, or what others think suits you. What you'll get as a reward isn't even tangible.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2341 on: 17 Feb 2008, 21:32 »

Spanky

I've actually played that game. High-fives for MAME.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2342 on: 18 Feb 2008, 03:00 »

[Bunny Watchmen]
This is really good. Where did it come form?


Chrasstor: I think there's a lot in what you've said, but I'll struggle to articulate it. Maybe later.
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« Reply #2343 on: 18 Feb 2008, 12:48 »

The hardest I've ever laughed at anything ever. It was rather a letdown when the comedian finally got around to doing his bit.

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« Reply #2344 on: 18 Feb 2008, 16:30 »

lol hey guys.

I should be doing homework.

Here's this instead:

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« Reply #2345 on: 18 Feb 2008, 23:35 »

[Bunny Watchmen]
This is really good. Where did it come form?

I don't really know, just saw them posted and hoped the people here would get a kick out off it



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« Reply #2346 on: 19 Feb 2008, 15:19 »

It was nice out today, so I went for a walk. The sidewalk was too slippery because it rained and got below zero over night, so I walked on the empty streets... When I was leaving my street, there was this burly middle-aged guy about my height intercepting paths with me, and I was like "Nice day, huh?" and he was like "Yeah... Do you have a dollar I could borrow?" and I was like "Uhh.. Lemme see... Yeah, do you mind if I give it to you in quarters?" and he was like "No, that's fine. Thanks!" So, I gave him the money and he's all like "I'll pay you back when I get my cheque Thursday" and I was like "Nah, don't worry about it. It's just a dollar :)" and he was like "alright... Thanks again!"

Then, on my way back home, I saw him coming from the grocery store that I work at with a can of soup. He asked me if I liked ice-fishing, and even though I'm pretty sure I don't, I said "Uhh.. I never tried it" and he was like "I'm going tomorrow at 12, you should come. Wear boots and two pants and two coats, 'cause it gets cold" and I was like "Uh. yeah, I'll see if I can make it." and then he told me where he lived. He seemed really nice, and unmurderer-like... But I still don't really feel like going. I like it when I meet nice people though.

Sometimes when it's sunny and warm out in the winter, and the air smells like melting, I look at the sun-slicked pavement while walking and pretend it's already spring.
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« Reply #2348 on: 21 Feb 2008, 23:07 »

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« Reply #2349 on: 22 Feb 2008, 00:47 »

The hardest I've ever laughed at anything ever. It was rather a letdown when the comedian finally got around to doing his bit.

This is fantastic. Watch this.
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