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Author Topic: A POINTLESS THREAD ABOUT POINTLESS CRAP!(possibly NWS)  (Read 757141 times)

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2500 on: 01 Apr 2008, 02:04 »

Fellow Terrans, I come to you in the wake of recent events to issue a call to reason. Let no human deny the perils of our time. While we battle one another, divided by the petty strife of our common history, the tide of a greater conflict is turning againts us, threatening to destroy all that we have accomplished.
It is time for us as nations, and as individuals to set aside our longstanding feuds and unite. The tides of an unwinnable war are upon us, and we must seek refuge upon higher ground, lest we be swept away by the flood.
The Confederacy is no more. Whatever semblance of unity and protection it once provided is a phantom… A memory. With our enemies left unchecked, who will you turn to for protection? The devastation wrought by the alien invaders is self-evident.
We have seen our homes and communities destroyed by the calculated blows of the Protoss. We have seen firsthand our friends and loved ones consumed by the nightmarish Zerg. Uprecedented, and unimaginable though they may be, these are the signs of our times.
The time has come my fellow Terrans, to rally to a new banner. In unity lies strength. Already many of the dissident factions have joined us. Out of the many we shall forge an indivisible whole, capitulating ONLY to a single throne. And from that throne…
I… Shall watch over you. From this day forward, let no human make war upon any other human. Let no Terran agency conspire against this new beginning. And let no man consort with alien powers. And to all the enemies of humanity, seek not to bar our way. For we shall win through… No matter the cost.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2501 on: 01 Apr 2008, 07:54 »

Arcturus Mengsk!


I never really liked that guy, though I did admire the way he stuck to his ideals.


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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2502 on: 01 Apr 2008, 10:35 »

Starcraft is neither pointless nor crap.  Starcraft is serious business.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2503 on: 02 Apr 2008, 14:52 »

There's a huge poster of this in our kitchen.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2504 on: 02 Apr 2008, 15:04 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2506 on: 02 Apr 2008, 22:04 »

FALCON PUNCH

...and today's entry in the "completely unnecessary use of Motivational Poster meme" charts...

(seriously that would've been way funnier if it was just the picture with the words "Falcon Punch" the whole Motivational Poster meme honestly infuriates me sometimes)

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2508 on: 02 Apr 2008, 22:59 »

Man, fuck Youtube and their continuous maintenance preventing me from uploading.


IOU one Brawl video.
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« Reply #2509 on: 03 Apr 2008, 06:29 »

FALCON PUNCH

...and today's entry in the "completely unnecessary use of Motivational Poster meme" charts...

(seriously that would've been way funnier if it was just the picture with the words "Falcon Punch" the whole Motivational Poster meme honestly infuriates me sometimes)

Eh, I didn't make it, my mate just linked it to me.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2510 on: 03 Apr 2008, 08:28 »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GB54pjA7f8E

I guess in a culture that's not as steeped in Yakety Sax and video games as the Let's Play community this loses some of its effect, but you've still got to admire the pacing.
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« Reply #2511 on: 05 Apr 2008, 19:34 »





« Last Edit: 05 Apr 2008, 21:50 by Blue Kitty »
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2512 on: 05 Apr 2008, 22:13 »


Fuck my life.


He was a scab, and if there is one thing that the National Santa's Union doesn't like, its a fucking SCAB!


Fuck back up; I'm going in.


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Not after last night.





Jim froze.



The girl was back.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2513 on: 06 Apr 2008, 05:12 »

Were those all from Cracked, or just the first one?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2514 on: 07 Apr 2008, 02:59 »

All.  Most of them were 2006ish craptions.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2515 on: 07 Apr 2008, 10:14 »

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« Reply #2516 on: 07 Apr 2008, 10:51 »




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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2517 on: 07 Apr 2008, 12:31 »

I wasn't aware of O.J.'s third leg.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2518 on: 07 Apr 2008, 12:37 »

How could you not see it, I mean that thing is monstrous!
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2519 on: 07 Apr 2008, 12:50 »

at least he wears protection
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2520 on: 07 Apr 2008, 13:04 »

Nothing is as failsafe as a dingo.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2521 on: 07 Apr 2008, 13:41 »

 I love how the kids aren't even asking. "You wear Dingo's, O.J.!"

 Also they are in the locker room.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2522 on: 07 Apr 2008, 13:53 »

THIRD LEG = PENIS
DINGO = CONDOM

OH SHIT I GET IT NOW
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« Reply #2523 on: 07 Apr 2008, 19:57 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2525 on: 08 Apr 2008, 08:58 »



Crossover by Jalmari: http://jalmari.deviantart.com/
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« Reply #2526 on: 08 Apr 2008, 12:05 »

Biker Mice from Mars!
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« Reply #2527 on: 08 Apr 2008, 17:08 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2529 on: 10 Apr 2008, 21:53 »

Jesus Christ that's the best video game I've ever played in my entire life.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2530 on: 10 Apr 2008, 21:56 »

I expected that to be harder.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2531 on: 10 Apr 2008, 22:00 »

That was so awesome I burnt the rope twice.

I wonder if you can miss...
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« Reply #2532 on: 10 Apr 2008, 22:02 »

Holy shit my life is complete after that.

You could watch this I guess:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is8lK_xsgzw&feature=user
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2533 on: 10 Apr 2008, 22:05 »

Why does that guy remind me of Dane Cook?



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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2534 on: 11 Apr 2008, 04:54 »

Anyone want to pitch in for a 3 million year old mastodon skeleton?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2535 on: 11 Apr 2008, 05:00 »

It's second hand! They even say it doesn't have it's tusks! What a rip off!
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« Reply #2536 on: 11 Apr 2008, 05:40 »

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« Reply #2537 on: 11 Apr 2008, 10:49 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2538 on: 11 Apr 2008, 10:54 »

Oh wow. that's ... brilliant.

It's second hand! They even say it doesn't have it's tusks! What a rip off!

we also have to pick it up ourselves.

Where would you store a massive mastodon fossil?

Do you put it back underground?
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« Reply #2539 on: 11 Apr 2008, 11:24 »

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« Reply #2540 on: 11 Apr 2008, 11:58 »

Brilliant.
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« Reply #2541 on: 11 Apr 2008, 16:15 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2542 on: 11 Apr 2008, 17:44 »

Why does that guy remind me of Dane Cook?

Because he's an utter fucking douchebag?
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« Reply #2543 on: 13 Apr 2008, 21:51 »



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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2544 on: 14 Apr 2008, 11:42 »

Brilliant.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2545 on: 14 Apr 2008, 12:00 »

NO ONE CARES
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD! One year old and still going strong.
« Reply #2546 on: 14 Apr 2008, 13:19 »

You know, I loved that game, absolutely loved it, but the comic's got a point. The King of Red Lions is kind of a twat.
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« Reply #2547 on: 14 Apr 2008, 13:53 »

Why does that guy remind me of Dane Cook?

Because he's an utter fucking douchebag?

 This dude was kind of funny, actually. Funnier than Dane Cook. Well, except for South park-esque racism.
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« Reply #2549 on: 14 Apr 2008, 21:07 »

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