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Re: Pointless Thread: Two years of this shit?
« Reply #3000 on: 18 Jun 2008, 15:27 »

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Re: Pointless Thread: Two years of this shit?
« Reply #3001 on: 18 Jun 2008, 16:31 »

 Thank god the genitals in Troll's picture are censored, otherwise I might be extremely offended by the semen-covered rape going on.
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Re: Pointless Thread: Two years of this shit?
« Reply #3002 on: 18 Jun 2008, 16:43 »

Warhammer style orcs > crazy rape orcs.
« Last Edit: 18 Jun 2008, 16:51 by LordNagash »
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Re: Pointless Thread: Two years of this shit?
« Reply #3003 on: 18 Jun 2008, 21:49 »



I don't think I ever noticed before
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« Reply #3004 on: 19 Jun 2008, 12:57 »

Hi Guys!

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Re: Pointless Thread: Two years of this shit?
« Reply #3005 on: 19 Jun 2008, 13:26 »



According to this chart here, they iz mucking about.
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« Reply #3006 on: 19 Jun 2008, 18:43 »

Heretic, where the fuck have you been?
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Re: Pointless Thread: Two years of this shit?
« Reply #3007 on: 20 Jun 2008, 03:26 »

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« Reply #3008 on: 20 Jun 2008, 08:33 »

Nothing has less of a point than a

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« Reply #3009 on: 20 Jun 2008, 09:28 »

I've been around: lotsa school, work, and writing. How've you been?
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« Reply #3010 on: 20 Jun 2008, 10:37 »

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« Reply #3011 on: 20 Jun 2008, 14:41 »

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« Reply #3012 on: 20 Jun 2008, 15:20 »

okay now that is funny

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« Reply #3013 on: 21 Jun 2008, 02:17 »

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« Reply #3014 on: 21 Jun 2008, 03:16 »

 Finally, something funny!
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« Reply #3015 on: 21 Jun 2008, 14:36 »

I have not LOL'd so hard since a few pages back.
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« Reply #3016 on: 21 Jun 2008, 20:33 »

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« Reply #3017 on: 21 Jun 2008, 21:03 »

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Re: Pointless Thread: Two years of this shit?
« Reply #3018 on: 23 Jun 2008, 06:01 »

I want one of these balloons for my car.

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« Reply #3019 on: 23 Jun 2008, 11:53 »

October 16-22, 2003

11 Tips for Touring
Words of wisdom from our favorite semi-retired punk rocker.
by Adam "Atom" Goren

1. First and foremost, obtain a membership with the American Automobile Association. A AAA-plus subscription costs about $85 annually, and provides the member with free towing within 100 miles of the pick-up point. I've taken advantage of the convenience of the AAA-plus membership more than a few times on tour while driving automobiles varying in reliability, from a $700 piece-of-shit van to my parents' very generously lent, newish sport-utility vehicle. I unfortunately never had the opportunity to test the concept of setting up an entire United States tour where the shows are less than 100 miles apart, thus saving on gas by calling AAA and requesting that they tow you and your vehicle each day to the next destination, in the process playing in very strange, tiny towns in the middle of nowhere where music hasnšt even been invented yet.

2. Bring earplugs. Most likely, the bands you play with will suck. I presume that since you're on tour, playing in a band, you must at least be remotely interested in listening to music. So, wear earplugs, and avoid not being able to listen to music later on in life because you ruined your hearing listening to bands you didn't even like.

3. Take advantage of friendly locals' advice about good, cheap places to eat. Most of the time, while traveling through this large country, one is limited to fast-food crap that lives at every exit on every highway.

4. Go on tour to weird parts of the country. Long drives are much more fun in the southwestern part of this country where it looks like you're on a different planet than in the flat, visually boring Midwest.

5. Make sure your companions are likable and low-maintenance. Traveling with people who whine about things like getting splinters from the kiwi fruit they're eating is not recommended. While high-maintenance folks like these are good inspiration for short movies starring you and this person -- where you are shown driving, pissed off, many hours to his house, ringing his doorbell, punching him in the stomach and then it cuts to a scene of you driving to California smiling, with sunglasses on -- this movie will actually never be made, so it is not worth enduring the tantrums of this bad traveling companion in far regions of the world. Of course, no one in particular comes to mind here.

6. Don't be a jackass and drink alcohol before you drive.

7. Do be careful to avoid hitting deer in the road and being hit by drunk drivers. Both can do major damage to your vehicle, and though it is unpleasant to put said deer out of its misery by hitting its suffering, mangled body over and over again with a big Maglite flashlight, it may be called for. On the other hand, though it may be fun to put said drunk driver out of his or her misery by beating him or her with a big Maglite flashlight, this is unfortunately illegal. It's also not fun watching this drunk driver sit in a coma for a few days and then, later, laugh at you in a courtroom while you impotently sue her for not having car insurance and totaling your vehicle for which she will never pay. Again, of course, no one in particular comes to mind.

8. Get very comfortable with shitting in weirdly laid-out bathrooms. I think the strangest restroom I came across in my travels was the one in the otherwise-comfortable club called The Bottleneck in Lawrence, Kan. The bathroom at The Bottleneck consists of one completely open, empty room except for two toilets with just a meter of space between them. There are no stalls, and for maximum awkwardness, there;s no lock on the door. I have pooped in plain view of and at the same time -- almost touching, knee-to-knee -- as a complete stranger. He indeed was pooping next to me. I imagine that this is the kind of thing that really will only happen on tour, or if you frequent shows at The Bottleneck and don't live within the 26-mile radius that most folks would gladly jog to avoid pooping while touching/watching a complete stranger pooping. Or if that's your thing.

9. Make sure the stereo in your vehicle works. On a recent trip, the car stereo employed its evil plan to drive me insane. Not only did the radio spontaneously shift the balance of whatever was playing -- so that it only played out of the right side of the car -- between 10 and 15 times an hour, but when I tried to switch the balance back to the center, it didn't change the balance, but the "bass" setting, leaving me with only the right channel of whatever I was listening to, sounding like a transistor radio. This is horrifying.

10. Route your tour through crappy cities like Spokane, Wash., Pensacola, Fla., Grand Rapids, Mich., and Kalamazoo, Mich. These places will make you glad that you live wherever you live. If you live in one of the aforementioned places, you may want to consider moving and/or suicide.

11. Play the "popular-to-porn" movie-title transformation game to pass time on long rides. Each player thinks of a popular movie title, and then must transform it into an analogous title for a porn flick loosely based on its plot. For example, excellent entries include: Turner and Cooch, Thighlander II: The Dickening and Spaceballs.

As Atom and His Package, Adam Goren often spent many months at a time touring the U.S., Europe and beyond. He and his wife, Jenn, are expecting their debut baby in December.
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Re: Super Duper Cute Funtime Thread: Two years of this shit?
« Reply #3020 on: 23 Jun 2008, 12:54 »

I can't stop laughing at number 8.

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« Reply #3021 on: 23 Jun 2008, 13:00 »

10 was the best for me because....well, Spokane sucks.


"moving and/or suicide" hah
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Re: Super Duper Cute Funtime Thread: Two years of this shit?
« Reply #3022 on: 23 Jun 2008, 14:39 »

Took this picture at the Toronto Zoo and it needs a caption. Anyone want to give it a go?

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« Reply #3023 on: 23 Jun 2008, 15:03 »

"You the people from Tronnocon?  I'm your tour guide for the nightlife."
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Re: Super Duper Cute Funtime Thread: Two years of this shit?
« Reply #3024 on: 23 Jun 2008, 15:22 »

I can't stop laughing at number 8.

Living in Kansas, I have been to the Bottleneck fairly often. It's basically the best venue everrrrr
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Re: Super Duper Cute Funtime Thread: Two years of this shit?
« Reply #3025 on: 23 Jun 2008, 15:58 »

I think the question on everyone's mind right now: while there, have you ever taken a shit next to another person taking a shit?

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Re: Super Duper Cute Funtime Thread: Two years of this shit?
« Reply #3026 on: 23 Jun 2008, 16:02 »



I was too lazy to photoshop it myself, but I didn't upload it, if you're okay with that.
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Re: Super Duper Cute Funtime Thread: Two years of this shit?
« Reply #3027 on: 23 Jun 2008, 16:14 »

This one's kinduv out there, but I chuckled when I figured it out.

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Re: Super Duper Cute Funtime Thread: Two years of this shit?
« Reply #3028 on: 23 Jun 2008, 19:39 »

what...what has been done to the title?

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Re: Super Duper Cute Funtime Thread: Two years of this shit?
« Reply #3029 on: 23 Jun 2008, 20:17 »

Oh my god, it looks like a loaf of bread with eyes and a nose.

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Re: Super Duper Cute Funtime Thread: Two years of this shit?
« Reply #3030 on: 24 Jun 2008, 05:39 »

This may have been posted before, but I just saw it and it made me very sad, and I hope it makes you sad as well.

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« Reply #3031 on: 24 Jun 2008, 06:04 »

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Re: Super Duper Cute Funtime Thread: Two years of this shit?
« Reply #3032 on: 24 Jun 2008, 07:23 »

One of the most random skits I was ever involved with...

The unibrow skit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5Puw_7tBXM
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Re: Super Duper Cute Funtime Thread: Two years of this shit?
« Reply #3033 on: 24 Jun 2008, 09:06 »

I had friends on that deathstar...

That picture is surprisingly moving.  I guess it's because most of the "bad guys" aren't really evil, they're just soldiers doing their jobs, and their jobs suck.
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Re: Super Duper Cute Funtime Thread: Two years of this shit?
« Reply #3034 on: 24 Jun 2008, 09:10 »

I had friends on that deathstar...

That picture is surprisingly moving.  I guess it's because most of the "bad guys" aren't really evil, they're just soldiers doing their jobs, and their jobs suck.

weren't most of them still clones?
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« Reply #3035 on: 24 Jun 2008, 09:36 »

weren't most of them still clones?

Skipping the long explanation/rant, a clone is just another person. It's like identical twins; the two twins are completely separate people who just happen to look like each other. In many discussion of the ethics of human cloning and biotechnology one thing that always strikes me is how for some reason people seem to think clones are lesser beings somehow.

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« Reply #3036 on: 24 Jun 2008, 09:40 »

In fifty years, Joe Hocking #8524 will lead an inevitable clone rebellion. You heard it here first, folks.
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Re: Super Duper Cute Funtime Thread: Two years of this shit?
« Reply #3037 on: 24 Jun 2008, 10:30 »

You say that like anyone would want to make one clone of Joe Hocking, much less 8,524.
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« Reply #3038 on: 24 Jun 2008, 10:35 »

The future will be built upon the backs of 10,000,000 Joe Hockings.
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« Reply #3040 on: 24 Jun 2008, 12:28 »



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Re: Super Duper Cute Funtime Thread: Two years of this shit?
« Reply #3041 on: 24 Jun 2008, 12:36 »

Is that a gimp jacket made out of black duct tape? I didn't even realize they were female until the second photo.
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« Reply #3042 on: 24 Jun 2008, 12:45 »

that was my girlfriend's costume for Esthetic Evolution.
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« Reply #3043 on: 24 Jun 2008, 16:56 »

That costume is amazing.
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Re: Super Duper Cute Funtime Thread: Two years of this shit?
« Reply #3044 on: 24 Jun 2008, 19:19 »

No-one told me Superman was a supporting character on Seinfeld...

(secret message: this is really crappy, doubly so because I like Patrick Warburton.)
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« Reply #3045 on: 24 Jun 2008, 20:20 »

by the way, that is a beer-pong table. out camping.

fuck yes that's how we roll.
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« Reply #3047 on: 24 Jun 2008, 21:51 »

There's really nothing that needs to be said about that
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« Reply #3048 on: 24 Jun 2008, 22:15 »

That picture totally rocks.
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« Reply #3049 on: 25 Jun 2008, 14:57 »

what's the most terrifying thing you've ever seen?

is it this?

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