I have come to the conclusion that with not too much effort
Scary Go Round could be adapted into the best cult tv program EVER.
One chapter per episode. Maybe skip some of the chapters to condense it into one or two series. It would be like the X-Files meets Eerie, Indiana meets Ultraviolet meets Coupling. Or something. All I know is there would be wit, laughter, monkeys with telephones on their heads, ninjas, Jimmy Hendrix's pet devil bear, goblins, one molecule thick romanians and satanic nuns. Also, creepy lift attendants, zombies and the vampire beach boys.
Oh, and of course, KRAKKAGAR.
It would be the best thing ever.