Topic: there are few things worse in the world than people (Read 41376 times)

Inlander · « **Reply #50 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 14:36 »

Two pages?!

Come on guys, you just swallowed the flame bait. And now you're suspended from a tree in a flame snare-trap and you're still trying to talk your way out of it. You're better than this.

Mostly.

AceGun · « **Reply #51 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 14:39 »

shut up, i think she wants to have sex with me!

don't ruin it!

Slick · « **Reply #52 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 14:46 »

She's mine, ace! She said she had a problem with me personaly! Conclusion: angry boning! Oh yes, I'm a bad indie hipster, such a bad indie hipster!

oh aaaadddison · « **Reply #53 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 15:20 »

being has one e, dumbass.

oh aaaadddison · « **Reply #54 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 15:27 »

that you reply to me with such anger, and that you repeat my words to you proves your insecurities, your inadequacies. if i were you id just give up. you arent going to win against me any more than youve ever won against your struggle with your own pathetic minds.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #55 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 15:38 »

Hey guys.

You know he's from Hipinion, right?

You're letting me down guys.

Gryff · « **Reply #56 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 15:42 »

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oh aaaadddison · « **Reply #57 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 15:42 »

why are british people so ugly?

is it cause they are inbred?

oh aaaadddison · « **Reply #58 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 15:45 »

i was in britain for a couple months and they all looked the same. all of them. and it wasnt a good look. they also smelt like unwashed ass.

ALoveSupreme · « **Reply #59 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 15:49 »

why is this thread still here?... where's est?

oh aaaadddison · « **Reply #60 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 15:50 »

denmark isnt the same as norway, you know

i dunno, if you are from either norway or denmark i think youd probably be listening to swedish music, since you are all basically swedish.

amok · « **Reply #61 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 15:53 »

Quote from: ALoveSupreme

why is this thread still here?... where's est?

I dunno I'm quite enjoying this

oh addison can we suggest topics upon which you provide hilarious social commentary or are you just going to abuse random subjects as they occur to you

oh aaaadddison · « **Reply #62 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 16:06 »

you enjoy it because you are masochistic

mashocistic people love being told how pathetic they are. they love feeling like shit.

do you feel it? do you feel the insane weight on your shoulders? all of your pathetic inadequacies, insecurities, do you feel the warmth of my bright/righteous light shining on you, making you wish you were free, free to rise above your grave, become something? ive a bright mind, and ive a mind to point out to you that what you are feeling in your everyday lives is miniscule compared to one single moment of one single emotion prevalant in the neu-alpha-male/bright-star-shining/mind-enlightened one

Slick · « **Reply #63 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 16:08 »

Oh oh oh! Can she do Canadians next? What's wrong with us?

amok · « **Reply #64 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 16:08 »

I'm not really that big an indie fan so it's more mild amusement than masochism

can you do French people please

KharBevNor · « **Reply #65 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 16:08 »

That last one was straight out of The Illuminatus! Trilogy.

oh aaaadddison · « **Reply #66 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 16:11 »

when you put your posts next to mind i cant even read them

it's like when you shine a flashlight at the sun

insigificant

i want to care about your patheti-mewlings, i just cant

Gryff · « **Reply #67 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 16:13 »

More cornbread?

ailsa · « **Reply #68 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 16:14 »

Quote from: oh aaaadddison

no, take me very fucking seriously because i am being very fucking serious. calling me a troll is a defense-mechanism.

i havent ever been fucked by an indie kid. that's where i get my evidence from.

ive talked to other girls about this

and girls who are going out with "indie kids"

none of them are being fulfilled, emotionally or sexually

ive started making charts, and writing this shit down, and one day i am going to send it somewhere, or at least put it on a site.

you are all beta males who listen to music made by beta males.

girls dont want you. they want a guy who can please them. they dont want some whiny fuck who has gay fringe.

it is true that pretty much every "indie" guy I have slept with has been shit in bed. They all seem to think they're really, like, tortured and deep and sensitive, maaan, with issues, but really they just have small penises.

I am a girl who listens to "indie" music {amongst other stuff}, though, where do I fit in to all of this?

oh aaaadddison · « **Reply #69 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 16:16 »

Quote from: ailsa

Quote from: oh aaaadddison
no, take me very fucking seriously because i am being very fucking serious. calling me a troll is a defense-mechanism.

i havent ever been fucked by an indie kid. that's where i get my evidence from.

ive talked to other girls about this

and girls who are going out with "indie kids"

none of them are being fulfilled, emotionally or sexually

ive started making charts, and writing this shit down, and one day i am going to send it somewhere, or at least put it on a site.

you are all beta males who listen to music made by beta males.

girls dont want you. they want a guy who can please them. they dont want some whiny fuck who has gay fringe.

it is true that pretty much every "indie" guy I have slept with has been shit in bed. They all seem to think they're really, like, tortured and deep and sensitive, maaan, with issues, but really they just have small penises.

I am a girl who listens to "indie" music {amongst other stuff}, though, where do I fit in to all of this?

it's ok if girls listen to weak shit. but you should let guys know that you dont want them being a whiny fuck like sufjan stevens

there are tons of footballers in edinburgh, just go fuck one of them.

ailsa · « **Reply #70 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 16:17 »

Also I'd just like to take the time to point out & laugh at my avatar in relation to all this. Gosh.

The Hammered · « **Reply #71 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 16:20 »

Cornbread? Where?

ailsa · « **Reply #72 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 16:20 »

Quote from: oh aaaadddison

Quote from: ailsa
Quote from: oh aaaadddison
no, take me very fucking seriously because i am being very fucking serious. calling me a troll is a defense-mechanism.

i havent ever been fucked by an indie kid. that's where i get my evidence from.

ive talked to other girls about this

and girls who are going out with "indie kids"

none of them are being fulfilled, emotionally or sexually

ive started making charts, and writing this shit down, and one day i am going to send it somewhere, or at least put it on a site.

you are all beta males who listen to music made by beta males.

girls dont want you. they want a guy who can please them. they dont want some whiny fuck who has gay fringe.

it is true that pretty much every "indie" guy I have slept with has been shit in bed. They all seem to think they're really, like, tortured and deep and sensitive, maaan, with issues, but really they just have small penises.

I am a girl who listens to "indie" music {amongst other stuff}, though, where do I fit in to all of this?

it's ok if girls listen to weak shit. but you should let guys know that you dont want them being a whiny fuck like sufjan stevens

there are tons of footballers in edinburgh, just go fuck one of them.

Nah, it's all about the rugby players.

Where are you from? You remind me of this girl I used to vaguely know who hated my guts called Jo. But I guess you're not her or else you'd have said something.

vivouk · « **Reply #73 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 16:20 »

ailsa · « **Reply #74 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 16:25 »

Quote from: vivouk

You're really not helping get rid of the idea that all British people are inbred.

vivouk · « **Reply #75 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 16:28 »

ailsa · « **Reply #76 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 16:33 »

Shit, it's Richey Edwards, I mean Maxi Browne, I mean- oh shit, the pretentiousness is just too much

vivouk · « **Reply #77 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 16:35 »

You forumites (new favourite noun) are looking at the cream of Edinburgh's male talent. Now you can understand why Ailsa's a little frustrated.

Garcin · « **Reply #78 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 16:53 »

INDIE HIPSTERS ARE SEXUAL DYNAMOS. HEADBANDS CAN DOUBLE AS JURY-RIGGED COCKRINGS.

Thrillho · « **Reply #79 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 16:54 »

Quote from: oh aaaadddison

the thing is, im a chick.

i am a chick with a tight fucking pussy that you couldnt penetrate if you tried.

and i am sick and TIRED of not having any male penetrate my tight, wet, cunt.

i have not YET met a man who listens to indie music. i have been to america, britain, canada, australia.

every time ive fucked an indie boy he couldnt even do shit.

then i'll go and fuck someone who listens to alan jackson or i dunno MATCHBOX 20, some guy with a baseball cap, tight muscles and a short hair-cut. he sticks it in me with the confidence of a MAN.

the difference between a man who listens to matchbox 20 and a boy who listens to ANY NORWEGIAN BAND is pretty fucking vast.

you fucks are going to have 18 year old kids fucking your wives when you are 40.

you should learn to enjoy it at least if you are going to be pathetic. i mean, just wallow in it. maybe you should just give up and realize how weak and unevolved you are.

If there was anyone that I'd bet wasn't a chick - or at least wasn't at birth - it's you.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #80 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 16:55 »

Garcin · « **Reply #81 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 16:56 »

Khar, your metaphors are always the best.

est · « **Reply #82 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 16:58 »

Quote from: ALoveSupreme

where's est?

I have been out watching the Australia - Croatia game.

Shithouse game with an excellent result. We're through to the group of 16. So happy. Next up is Italy, who are gonna be tough.

Garcin · « **Reply #83 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 16:59 »

Grats, Est. USA is out against Ghana, obviously. Not that I know one sport from the next in the best of circumstances.

amok · « **Reply #84 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 17:06 »

Kewell's goal against Croatia was juicy, glad to see the guy get one at last.

est · « **Reply #85 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 17:23 »

It was about fucking time, too.

Did you catch the rugby tackle on Viduka in the first half? Pretty cool!

I also have no fucking idea why Kalac was in goals. Such a goddamn fuckup. Almost dropped the ball from the corner, then let that second one in by fucking up the dive. Worst perfomance.

Emerton being sent off was disappointing, but what can you do? Don't know what we're going to do up back now, Emerton was a good defender. Guessing that Wilkshire might have to play in back, which is going to be fucking terrible.

Kai · « **Reply #86 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 17:25 »

This is pretty much my favorite thread ever.

Slick · « **Reply #87 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 17:42 »

I didn't watch that game but I was rooting for you australians anyways. Brazil finally pulled off a great game, that was worth watching. Even still, Japan was looking kind of lazy and tired towards the end.

E. Spaceman · « **Reply #88 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 17:52 »

Quote from: Verergoca

DUDE, totally uncalled for, I have difficulty reading uncapitalized texts!
ITS GENETIC I SAY!

It's because of your weak indie genes.

Ribbon Fat · « **Reply #89 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 18:21 »

What's this thread about?

amok · « **Reply #90 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 18:26 »

Football.

Kai · « **Reply #91 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 18:27 »

Lou Reed playing football.

Slick · « **Reply #92 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 18:39 »

Lou Reed playing indie football.

Grant · « **Reply #93 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 18:58 »

Quote from: oh aaaadddison

that you reply to me with such anger, and that you repeat my words to you proves your insecurities, your inadequacies. if i were you id just give up. you arent going to win against me any more than youve ever won against your struggle with your own pathetic minds.

So, what your saying is that you are fat?

Kai · « **Reply #94 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 19:01 »

HAHA FATTIES

est · « **Reply #95 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 19:04 »

Grant, please. We are trying to talk about football here. C'mon guy.

nickyandthefuture · « **Reply #96 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 19:09 »

You know, 'round these parts, we call it "soccer". And suck at it.

AceGun · « **Reply #97 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 19:19 »

except our women. they play the game called soccer quite well. well, they have in the past anyway, now they're just above average.

Thrillho · « **Reply #98 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 19:22 »

Are you implying that those of us who call it football are good at it?

Maybe in comparison to the US team, but...in no other way are we 'good.'

AceGun · « **Reply #99 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 19:30 »

isn't football technically rugby anyway?

hmm... apparently it was meant to refer to all sports not done on horseback or in the water. check it.

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