Topic: there are few things worse in the world than people (Read 41600 times)

oh aaaadddison · « **on:** 22 Jun 2006, 12:14 »

who listen to indie music

i dont have to back that up. i dont give a fuck.

you are all really, really fucking terrible. and you are polluting the internet.

AceGun · « **Reply #1 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 12:16 »

lou reed is great. he looks like frankenstein's monster.

Thrillho · « **Reply #2 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 12:19 »

I love this thread.

And don't hate us because we're more indie than you.

oh aaaadddison · « **Reply #3 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 12:27 »

i hate you because you say things like "dont hate us because we're more indie than you"

i hate the entire culture that you propagate

you realize that it's nothing but over-saturated bullshit now, right. it's all the same.

there are only about 5 good albums made in the 00's and 3 of them were by the strokes.

AceGun · « **Reply #4 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 12:30 »

hey, dynamitekid, 1000 posts. whoo. you've proven yourself as someone who can post up to 1000 times on an internet message board. be proud.

Kai · « **Reply #5 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 12:30 »

SERIOUSLY GUYS STOP POLLUTING THE ROBOWEBS YOU ARE MAKING ENDANGEREDRED SPECIES N STUFF AND THEN THEY DIE AND WE DONT HAVCE ANY MORE TROLLS OR INTERNET TUFF GUYZ COME ON TH INTERNET IS BEAUTIFUL INFORMATION SUPER-HIGHWAY RIGHTS GUYS COME ON

Thrillho · « **Reply #6 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 12:35 »

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i hate you because you say things like "dont hate us because we're more indie than you"

Well the humour in my post just flew right over your head, didn't it?

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i hate the entire culture that you propagate

What culture? The only culture - if any - that I propagate is English, and that's more beating-the-shit-out-of-Germans-at-football-matches than it is indie.

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you realize that it's nothing but over-saturated bullshit now, right. it's all the same.

there are only about 5 good albums made in the 00's and 3 of them were by the strokes.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.[/quote]

Har.

Woo, 1000 posts.

oh aaaadddison · « **Reply #7 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 12:36 »

i dont know why i started this thread

it's not really indie music i hate, or the people who listen to it

it's not that you listen to the most unpure music

it's not that you are phony

i could care less

i think it's just that you have no character, at all

i can deal with fake-ness

i can deal with shit music

i cant deal with the utter mediocrity of nearly every "indie" fuck i see
peurile, impotent(in body and mind), ineffectual
that's how you are

i cant stand being around fucking self-consciously self-conscious people. people who think "irony" is a fucking joke.

i sincerely believe that you are all the modern day beta-males.

Thrillho · « **Reply #8 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 12:39 »

Question, in what sense am I 'phony?'

Are you basing the opinion that we are all 'indie' on the comic? Because if you are, roughly 648 jokes have passed you by.

Kai · « **Reply #9 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 12:39 »

WEEEE

I HATE ENTIRE PSEUDO CULTURES

BECAUSE

OF MESH TRUCKER HATS

LOL!

oh aaaadddison · « **Reply #10 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 12:41 »

it's just like a weak-natured under-evolved male to ask why i think he is "phony" and not try to stop being impotent.

Thrillho · « **Reply #11 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 12:43 »

I have to ask how it makes you a hugely evolved, tough-natured male to insult people on the internet.

Also, Lou Reed is currently in self-parody mode, and has been for some time. The guy has a range of glasses, for fuck's sake.

Kai · « **Reply #12 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 12:43 »

OH SHIT

I GUESS I SHOULD STOP TRYING TO BE IMPOTENT

SHAME

I REALLY LIKE BEING INCAPABLE OF BONING

IT IS PRETTY GREAT

AceGun · « **Reply #13 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 12:44 »

Quote from: oh aaaadddison

it's not that you listen to the most unpure music

I don't really care about whatever else you said, but I would like you to be a little more specific in this regard. Could you please state what kind of music you are referring to and why exactly it is "unpure"? I've never really thought any music was any more pure than any other before, but I'd like to hear why you think that.

oh aaaadddison · « **Reply #14 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 12:44 »

the reason you are all even notable in each other's lives is you all happen to share recessive qualities.

ponder that for a little while, maybe take a break from the computer

Thrillho · « **Reply #15 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 12:45 »

Dude, are you going to give a straight answer to a question, or keep spouting slogans? Because I can do that too.

PEACE, LAND AND BREAD!

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Quote from: oh aaaadddison
it's not that you listen to the most unpure music

I don't really care about whatever else you said, but I would like you to be a little more specific in this regard. Could you please state what kind of music you are referring to and why exactly it is "unpure"? I've never really thought any music was any more pure than any other before, but I'd like to hear why you think that.

Because it doesn't rhyme 'head' with 'head.

Kai · « **Reply #16 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 12:46 »

HEY

GUYS

I HAVE A QUOTE THAT IS APPLICABLE HERE

"I LIKE DONGS" - OSCAR WILDE

LOL!

Slick · « **Reply #17 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 12:57 »

oh addy, I think you're judging us without knowing us. Seriously, quote us, use some evidence, give a reason why we're all fakes and phonies propagating a culture of insincerity and posing, then you've got an argument.
Right now, you're just venting your own problems with the world and some other 'scene' aimlessly at an internet message board.

Praeserpium Machinarum · « **Reply #18 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 13:14 »

Since when did Lou Reed become so self-righteous, is this another bitter sentiment due to marital distress?

Well I once had a car
lost it in a divorce
the judge was a woman
of course

I feel your pain, Lou, women are treacherous!

But why don't you make another album like Metal Machine Music and get it all out. I've been pining for that since forever, man!

... I don't know about you, Slick, but I am a fake phone!

Kai · « **Reply #19 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 13:20 »

I would kill if Lou Reed did a sequel to Metal Machine Music. Seriously. I know this makes me like, the goddamn antichrist or something but MMM was ace.

oh aaaadddison · « **Reply #20 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 13:23 »

Quote from: Slick

oh addy, I think you're judging us without knowing us. Seriously, quote us, use some evidence, give a reason why we're all fakes and phonies propagating a culture of insincerity and posing, then you've got an argument.
Right now, you're just venting your own problems with the world and some other 'scene' aimlessly at an internet message board.

i dont care about any scene

my problem is directly with you. it's very personal, 'slick'

it's killing me how uncreative YOU, 'slick', are

oh aaaadddison · « **Reply #21 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 13:24 »

and FUCK lou reed.

AceGun · « **Reply #22 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 13:28 »

gladly!

oh aaaadddison · « **Reply #23 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 13:31 »

a few years from now you are going to be listening to the latest sufjan gimmicky album about some shitty state youve never been to, crying your eyes out, dick-in-hand. you might think "how ironic is it that i am crying while listening to sufjan, which i used to do because the music is so touching, but i do now because i cant get a hard-on. not only can i not get a hard-on, i have no creative energy. i feel so low i think i will shoot myself"

then you might shoot yourself, but before you do you are going to remember that someone fucking warned you what road you were headed down. this fucking easy, fucking easy but fucking pathetic and unimaginative and unimportant, insignificant road.

so, please. stop, now. i dont want any harm to come to a human life. i respect all life, but because i respect all life i have to be hard on people who participate in unhealthy activities - unhealthy in terms of progression, evolution, creation. you must turn from your ways. please, turn from your ways.

Praeserpium Machinarum · « **Reply #24 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 13:33 »

Wow. You are trying very hard to be an idiot and you are succeeding.

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I would kill if Lou Reed did a sequel to Metal Machine Music. Seriously. I know this makes me like, the goddamn antichrist or something but MMM was ace.

I have never heard it, just heard of it and how much it apparently sucks. Even Lou Reed said that "anyone who gets to side 4 is dumber than I am."
If it is noisier and more unforgiving than Merzbow's 1930 then I probably wouldn't enjoy it.

AceGun · « **Reply #25 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 13:35 »

what does sufjan stevens have to do with anything? And how does listening to him prevent me from obtaining a hard-on?

if it is true though, i will avoid listening to Sufjan. what music can you suggest that will increase my hard-on producing capabilities?

other topic:

MMM is not a fun album to listen to, but i'm still glad it exists. its existence prevents people from ever making the same mistake. at least, i hope it works like that.

oh aaaadddison · « **Reply #26 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 13:42 »

the thing is, im a chick.

i am a chick with a tight fucking pussy that you couldnt penetrate if you tried.

and i am sick and TIRED of not having any male penetrate my tight, wet, cunt.

i have not YET met a man who listens to indie music. i have been to america, britain, canada, australia.

every time ive fucked an indie boy he couldnt even do shit.

then i'll go and fuck someone who listens to alan jackson or i dunno MATCHBOX 20, some guy with a baseball cap, tight muscles and a short hair-cut. he sticks it in me with the confidence of a MAN.

the difference between a man who listens to matchbox 20 and a boy who listens to ANY NORWEGIAN BAND is pretty fucking vast.

you fucks are going to have 18 year old kids fucking your wives when you are 40.

you should learn to enjoy it at least if you are going to be pathetic. i mean, just wallow in it. maybe you should just give up and realize how weak and unevolved you are.

TrueNeutral · « **Reply #27 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 13:42 »

I'm confused. Aren't people who listen to garage bands like The Strokes just indie people, except with bad taste? Hell, garage music was indie until recently.

Also, what movies are you in? You sound like a porn star.

...it's kinda turning me on.

oh aaaadddison · « **Reply #28 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 13:46 »

how are the strokes a garage band? they didnt start out playing in a garage and they dont currently play in a garage

Chad K. · « **Reply #29 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 13:47 »

I'm having trouble seeing a connection between liking certain musical artists and being a "beta male". Moreover, it appears your entire post has been an attempt to strawman something as large and amorphous as "indie culture" into a single stereotype which you then attack, without providing so much as a single alternative to that stereotype. Would you care at any point to take an actual position as to what makes a work of art or particular person have or lack value? Or were you intending to keep spouting off like an unruly high schooler?

TrueNeutral · « **Reply #30 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 13:48 »

"Garage rock" is a genre. It doesn't have anything to do with the capabilities of the musician.

(Chad K., don't take the troll so seriously. Just gotta wait it out until this guy(obviously) gets banned, s'all.)

AceGun · « **Reply #31 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 13:52 »

why do you care if we (the people of this forum, i guess) can fuck? go have sex with whoever you'd like to and enjoy yourself.

oh aaaadddison · « **Reply #32 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 13:53 »

no, take me very fucking seriously because i am being very fucking serious. calling me a troll is a defense-mechanism.

i havent ever been fucked by an indie kid. that's where i get my evidence from.

ive talked to other girls about this

and girls who are going out with "indie kids"

none of them are being fulfilled, emotionally or sexually

ive started making charts, and writing this shit down, and one day i am going to send it somewhere, or at least put it on a site.

you are all beta males who listen to music made by beta males.

girls dont want you. they want a guy who can please them. they dont want some whiny fuck who has gay fringe.

Praeserpium Machinarum · « **Reply #33 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 13:56 »

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the difference between a man who listens to matchbox 20 and a boy who listens to ANY NORWEGIAN BAND is pretty fucking vast.

You just blew your cover, ungodly creature!

Back to the chasms from whence you came, demon!

oh aaaadddison · « **Reply #34 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 13:57 »

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why do you care if we (the people of this forum, i guess) can fuck? go have sex with whoever you'd like to and enjoy yourself.

because i care about progression and evolution of the human race

indie becoming the mainstream leads to people finding indie qualities attractive, which leads to indie people having sex, which leads to children being the byproducts of someone who listens to sufjan stevens. in other words, i do not want recessive genes passed, generation after generation, making us weaker, as a race.

it has to stop and it has to stop now

no im not fucking joking, im not fucking trolling, i think all of you need to fix your fucking lives and be men or go to prison and be somone's bitch for a while.

AceGun · « **Reply #35 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 13:57 »

if they don't want them, why are they dating/fucking them?

i'm confused.

edit: oh, i see. you're afraid that eventually these beta-males will eventually become the standard, and people won't realize that there are better people out there? is that right?

TrueNeutral · « **Reply #36 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 13:59 »

Well, I guess you're out of luck 'cause we're still reproducing en mass and we ain't showin' no signs of stopping, hun.

Heck, you said it yourself indie is just as popular as anything else, that means our numbers must be increasing.

[insert speech about virus here]

vivouk · « **Reply #37 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 14:02 »

Aw bless.

oh aaaadddison · « **Reply #38 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 14:02 »

you wish you were artists, or like to imagine that you appreciate something called beauty

i am not an artist, i live art. i breathe art. every fucking breathe i take, every fucking word, every movement, it's a work of art. and i dont even try. it's that natural to me. i am something you will ne'er be.

i am true beauty, but you do not appreciate me. you are afraid of me. of my ideas. they seem radical to you? you havent seen anything yet. i have an overwhelming mind that you could not handle to hold on your shoulders for more than a few minutes.

AceGun · « **Reply #39 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 14:03 »

you sound hot.

TrueNeutral · « **Reply #40 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 14:04 »

You're right. I have seen the error of my ways.

Now I suddenly feel sad that Creed broke up.

Actually, I'm a professional artist. It's my job. I get paid for it. Like, in cash.

Do you get paid for breathing? (That would be a great job, actually)

Houdinimachine · « **Reply #41 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 14:06 »

LOL Oscar Wilde LOVES the cock.

That's funny.

oh aaaadddison · « **Reply #42 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 14:09 »

getting paid for your art does not make you an artist.

art isnt something that can be measured in dollars and cents.

if you were to measure me, physically, in every way - that's the closest you would come to finding the measurements of true art.

you get paid for what someone tells you is art, i live art that defies the very definitions of art. i break all limitations. all barriers.

TrueNeutral · « **Reply #43 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 14:10 »

I have a question.

Can you listen to Norwegian bands if you're from Norway?

EDIT: Damn, you're slow. I've already lost interest in you.

Stifled Dreams · « **Reply #44 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 14:15 »

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polluting the internet

I'm sorry, but it is really too late to stop the pollution of the internet.

SpacemanSpiff · « **Reply #45 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 14:17 »

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the thing is, im a chick.

i am a chick with a tight fucking pussy that you couldnt penetrate if you tried.

OMG A GURL
Y HELO THAR

ASL
WANNA CYBER
SEND NAKID PICS LOL

Verergoca · « **Reply #46 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 14:19 »

Miss Whoever you are (couldnt bother to read your name),

I have a humble request, would you please use some form of capitalisation?

It makes reading text much easier, as you surely know, beeing an artys person and whatnot.

Also, what is the whole relevancy of "beeing art"? Isnt it like enough for you to be alive and well? Sounds kinda... egocentric to me.

Sincerely, Verergoca

P.S. I aint no artsy person, I prefer you know, facts.

Verergoca · « **Reply #47 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 14:25 »

DUDE, totally uncalled for, I have difficulty reading uncapitalized texts!
ITS GENETIC I SAY!

Praeserpium Machinarum · « **Reply #48 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 14:28 »

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OMG A GURL
Y HELO THAR

ASL
WANNA CYBER
SEND NAKID PICS LOL

I am a bird gurl now
I've got my heart
Here in my hands now
I've been searching
For my wings some time
I'm gonna be born
Into soon the sky
'Cause I'm a bird gurl
And the bird gurls go to heaven
I'm a bird gurl
And the bird gurls can fly
Bird gurls can fly

Slick · « **Reply #49 on:** 22 Jun 2006, 14:31 »

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recessive genes

That is not what that term means. Blue eyes are from recessive genes; if one of your parents has brown eyes and one has blue, you're likely going to end up with brown eyes, that's a recessive gene. That's why the joke would have been on Hitler had he won, since blue eyes & blonde hair are both from recessive genes.

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my problem is directly with you. it's very personal, 'slick'

Did I drive over your cat in previous life or something? Maybe I murdered your petunias, or maybe your whale?

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