Well, I've made my peace with the new album.
I dare to contend anyone to name a better album than the Origin of Symmetry. For me at least, the Ecstasy of Perfect Recognition mixed with the winding, twisted yet always amazing song structure is awesome.
But as for the new album, Showbiz had a few good songs, but as an album is just alright. OoS is the best. Absolution had me rocking and is fantastic. The new album is like "Muse for Beginners" or "Muse attacks the US"
The songs (especially near the beginning) are easy to get into, not very complicated, yet still pretty good. Not a fan of Take a Bow, but Starlight is a very guilty pleasure that is really and truly a great simple song. Supermassive Black Hole is another. Map of the Problematique is an excellent song any way you slice it, the drums, everything synchs well.
The later stuff is more classic muse, which is harder to get into, leaving some people behind. The last three tracks are simply incredible, and City of Delusion heard live is an experience not to be missed.
In any case, anyone who suggests Muse is a "generic rock band" obviously hasn't listened to them. Or if they're so enlightened, they might suggest other bands I would like as much, because I've been searching and so far I've not found a band with the playlist staying power of muse.
The new album isn't the best but for where they are now, I think it shows promise for future albums, as well as being a pretty damn good album in and of itself.