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« Reply #50 on: 28 Jul 2006, 12:49 »

I think there's also gonna be a new season.

http://www.shoutwire.com/viewstory/17235/Futurama_Is_Back
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« Reply #51 on: 28 Jul 2006, 13:13 »

No, there's not. If there's one thing I know, it's Futurama.

Quote from: gotfuturama.com
After word from two voice actors had spread during the last two days, the news agency Reuters is now reporting that "Comedy Central has resurrected the former Fox animated series from "The Simpsons" creator Matt Groening and David X. Cohen. At least 13 new episodes will be produced."

They go on to quote David Bernath, senior vice president for programming at the network.
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We are thrilled that Matt Groening and 20th Century Fox Television have decided to produce new episodes of 'Futurama' and that Comedy Central will be the first to air them."
"There is a deep and passionate fan base for this intelligent and very funny show that matches perfectly with our audience, and it is great that we can offer them not just the existing library but something they've never seen as well."

A press release from Comedy Central dated June 22nd supposedly verifies this information but is not available to the public on their media website yet.

Update, June 23rd:  It seems that some of these articles got some things confused. The 4 DVD movies which we reported about a few days ago will eventually be shown as 4 episodes each on Comedy Central. This makes the number of episodes 16, not 13. But as I understand it, there is no other new content other than those movies.


The article you linked was from the 22nd of June.


Not meaning to be rude here, but with the overabundance of Futurama misinformation being floated around on the forums, I feel it's necessary to correct people.
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« Reply #52 on: 28 Jul 2006, 13:25 »

Leela: "Bender, what happened to you?"

Bender: "Morgan made me walk the Professor. There we were in the park when suddenly some old lady says I stole her purse. I chucked the Professor at her but she kept coming. So I had to hit her with this purse I found. Ah, the point is, it's Morgan's fault. That pencil-pushing scazwag."
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« Reply #53 on: 28 Jul 2006, 15:45 »

Cubert: I heard that beer makes you stupid.

Fry: No I...doesn't.
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« Reply #54 on: 28 Jul 2006, 20:10 »

its only worth 3 kajiggers!!!
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« Reply #55 on: 29 Jul 2006, 00:46 »

Fry: I had Seymour till he was three. That's when I knew him and that's when I loved him. I'll never forget him. But he forgot me a long, long time ago.

(cue sad montage)
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« Reply #56 on: 29 Jul 2006, 08:40 »

Thanks for the memories asshole, now I can only remember the sad moments on futurama that made me cry.
Yes. Cry.
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« Reply #57 on: 29 Jul 2006, 08:48 »

Ok, this thread should not be depressing.

Fry - "He must have used a sleep ray on me! Sleep rays exist in the future, right?"
Leela - "No, they don't."
Fry - "Oh, then I must have fallen asleep."
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« Reply #58 on: 30 Jul 2006, 05:41 »

Leela: Oh, God, not Zapp Brannigan.
Dr. Zoidberg: You know Zapp Brannigan?
Leela: Let's just say we've crossed paths.
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Bender: Was that before or after you slept with him?
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« Reply #59 on: 30 Jul 2006, 11:13 »

Dr. Zoidberg: "Hooray!  Now Zoidberg is the popular one!"
Prof. Farnsworth: "Yes, let's all talk to Zoidberg!"
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« Reply #60 on: 30 Jul 2006, 11:47 »

Fry: Wait, listen, I'm usually the first guy to toot my own lower horn...
Bender: I'll say! WOOOOOOOOOOO!
Fry: But in this case, I just don't think it's going to do any good.
Bender: That's what she said! WOOOOOOOOOOO!

Lrrr: This "jerked" chicken is good. I think I'll have Fry's lower horn jerked.
Bender: It's used to it! WOOOOOOOOOO!

Fry: YES! I never thought I'd escape with my doodle, but I pulled it out!
Bender: Just like at the movie theater! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Lrrr: If I poach this beast's lower horn, am I any better than that ranger with his demented foot lust? (thinks) Yes, but not by enough. This human's lower horn is one of God's creatures, a living thing, and all living things, large and small...
Bender: In this case small! WOOOOOOOO!

Leela: Well, Fry, it looks like you get to hold onto your lower horn.
Bender: As usual! WOOOOOOOO!

Oh, and the last line of the series:

Leela: Please don't stop playing, Fry. I want to hear how it ends.

****ing show. No show that funny should actually make me cry a little. :(
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« Reply #61 on: 01 Aug 2006, 04:45 »

Bender: Look there's Bigfoot!
Ranger Park, the park ranger: Where?!
Bender: Up your face!


Bender: Stupid anti-pimping laws! PAY THE MAN
Robo-ho: Bender honey we love you
Bender: Shut up baby I know

Bender: OH. YOUR. GOD.
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« Reply #62 on: 01 Aug 2006, 07:09 »

Fry: So, here's the plan.
Amazonian: *grunts*
Bender: What kind of moronic plan is that?
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« Reply #63 on: 01 Aug 2006, 07:15 »

Bender: "Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack and hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack."

Zoidberg: (after breaking bottle) "Oh no! The professor will hit me! But if Zoidberg fixes the bottle… then perhaps gifts!"
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« Reply #64 on: 01 Aug 2006, 13:11 »

(going to the moon)

leela: "prepare for launch."

fry: "yeah! can i do the count down?"

leela: "sure, knock yourself out."

fry: "TEN.......NINE......"

leela: "we're here."

fry (whispering): "eightsevensixfivefourthreetwooneblastoff."
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« Reply #65 on: 01 Aug 2006, 13:17 »

Bender (visisbly upset): "Oh this is awful. Somewhere there's a Bender more evil than me."

Fry:"It's like that drug trip in that movie I saw when I was on that drug trip"

Zoidberg:"And that's how I got my new shell. It looks just like the shell I threw out yesterday, and I found it in the same dumpster, but this one had a live racoon inside."

Damn I miss this show.

Amazon Women in the Mood just came on TV and this one had me pissing myself as well.

Zaph: "Theres not a resturant I can't fly. She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro"

The pronounciation of bistro is also hilarious.
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« Reply #66 on: 30 Aug 2006, 00:04 »

"My first clue came at 4:15 when the clock stopped. The second clue then came 2 hours later at 4:15."
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« Reply #67 on: 30 Aug 2006, 02:55 »

Fry: That doesn't look like an "L" at all! Unless you count lower-case.

Bender: You know we don't! *Slap*


Bender: Bring it down! I don't care.

Leela: Oh no! We're going down!

Bender: AUUGH!! WAUUGGHHHWAHHHHH!!!


Zoidberg: *Presents three-hundred dollars* One "art" please!

Mom: Hahaha! What a wonderful impression of a stupid poor person!
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« Reply #68 on: 30 Aug 2006, 08:27 »

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« Reply #69 on: 30 Aug 2006, 11:59 »

Yeah, and if you were the pope, they'd be all like "clean your pope hat!" and "wear your good vestments!"
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