Topic: RANDOM FUTURAMA QUOTES! (Read 28466 times)

End If Kris · « **on:** 20 Jul 2006, 14:40 »

Leela: Burn on the old crew! The only thing they did better than us was suck and die!

Scandanavian War Machine · « **Reply #1 on:** 20 Jul 2006, 14:49 »

bender: "yeah, emotions are dumb and should be hated!"

edit: 300th post. wheres my cake?

SpacemanSpiff · « **Reply #2 on:** 20 Jul 2006, 14:56 »

Fry: "People said I was dumb, but I proved them!"

And of course:
Spa lady: "Sir, it's not necessary nor wise to be naked."
Professor Farnsworth: "Yes, yes. You sound just like my tennis instructor."

est · « **Reply #3 on:** 20 Jul 2006, 17:13 »

Quote from: robot churchgoer

THAT EQUALS TRUE!

Kai · « **Reply #4 on:** 20 Jul 2006, 17:48 »

Quote from: tommydski

this thread is about to be over.

Quote from: phillip j. fry
All right. It's Saturday night. I've got no date, a two liter bottle of Shasta, and my all-Rush mix tape. Let's rock.

that is awesome.

Joey JoJo · « **Reply #5 on:** 20 Jul 2006, 17:54 »

Zapp Brannigan: The best way into a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them, and you're in.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #6 on:** 20 Jul 2006, 18:53 »

Fry: It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?

vegkitkat · « **Reply #7 on:** 20 Jul 2006, 19:12 »

All glory to the hypnotoad.

mberan42 · « **Reply #8 on:** 20 Jul 2006, 21:28 »

"Do a flip!"

"I'm bored. You're boring, Zoidberg. I'm gunna go watch TV."

"dun dun DUN da-dun da-dun dun dun!"

"You can't have your characters just say their emotions! That makes me angry!"

"I HAVE SWEATY BOOT RASH!"

(And since nobody has said it yet, and it needs to be said, but it is something that shouldn't be said...)

"Bite my shiny metal ass!"

Hmm, I could probably put a million more down if I wasn't so tired and didn't have these 5 beers in me...

Thy Dungeonman · « **Reply #9 on:** 20 Jul 2006, 23:37 »

"I hate the people that love me, and they hate me!"

"And Fry, you've got that brain thing."
"I already did!"

"I'll be whatever I wanna do."

"Satan! You owe me!"

"And also, you hurt my feelings."

"I was up all night. Not because of the caffeine. It was insomnia, I couldn't stop thinking about coffee!"

"Why is this cup shaking? I don't want my coffee shaking!"

(last two lines are read really fast)

Misereatur · « **Reply #10 on:** 21 Jul 2006, 04:56 »

DEATH BY SNOO SNOO

I won.

GebStar · « **Reply #11 on:** 21 Jul 2006, 06:00 »

Bender: Have you ever tried turning off the T.V., sitting down with your kids...and hitting them?

Joey JoJo · « **Reply #12 on:** 21 Jul 2006, 06:09 »

"Pathetic humans! Prepare to write down the recipe!"

Thnikkaman · « **Reply #13 on:** 21 Jul 2006, 06:28 »

WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY

vegkitkat · « **Reply #14 on:** 21 Jul 2006, 08:41 »

Lurr: Blech! These candies are chalky and unpleasant!
Wife: And what is this emotion you humans call 'wuv'?
Lurr: Surely it says 'love'.
Wife: No, 'wuv'! With an Earth 'w'. Behold!
Lurr: This concept of 'wuv' confuses and infuriates us!

Thy Dungeonman · « **Reply #15 on:** 21 Jul 2006, 10:11 »

Morbo, whispering to his wife, who is fixing his tie:

Stop it, stop it, I will destroy you.

Oh, and Morbo singing Funkytown was pretty hilarious, too.

mberan42 · « **Reply #16 on:** 21 Jul 2006, 11:20 »

"If I said you had a nice body, would you take off your pants and dance around?"

"We didn't see... anyting. Ever."

"I can't hate what is essentially me! I love me!"

"Oh, and also, you're lumpy and you smell bad! Whale biologist!"

"Then it's true what is said: Men are from Omicron Persei 9, women are from Omicron Persei 7."

"Why does not Ross just eat Chandler? Clearly he is the larger of the two..."

SpacemanSpiff · « **Reply #17 on:** 21 Jul 2006, 12:02 »

Professor Farnsworth: "Get the hell off my property!"
Free Waterfall jr.: "You can't own property, man!"
Professor Farnsworth: "I can, but that's because I'm not a penniless hippy."

Bender: "Next year in Jerusalem!"

Lrrr: "People of earth! ... Man, that hippy's starting to kick in... We've all learnt an important lesson today! I realize now that ... dude, my hands are huge. They can touch anything but themselves. ... Oh, wait."

Zapp Brannigan: "Kif! Inform the men! I have made it with a woman!"

Scandanavian War Machine · « **Reply #18 on:** 21 Jul 2006, 13:45 »

zap brannigan: Kip! have the boy prepare my bath!

kip: the boy, sir?

zap brannigan: you. you prepare my bath.

logosmonkey · « **Reply #19 on:** 21 Jul 2006, 16:20 »

Zap :

"Teenagers all smoke, and they seem pretty on the ball."

The Professor :

"Sweet Zombie Jesus!"

"Everyone's always in favour of saving Hitler's brain. But when you put it in the body of a great white shark, ooohh! Suddenly you've gone too far!"

And of course, God .. and Bender
God: Bender, being God isn't easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch, like a safecracker or a pickpocket.

Bender: Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money.

God: Yes, if he makes it look like an electrical thing. If you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.

vegkitkat · « **Reply #20 on:** 21 Jul 2006, 18:36 »

Leela crack corn and Bender is great.
Fry crack corn and Bender is great.
Bender crack corn and he is greaaaaaaat.
Take that you stupid corn!

mberan42 · « **Reply #21 on:** 21 Jul 2006, 20:50 »

"Just make a simple cake. And this time, if someone's going to jump out of it, make sure to put them in after you cook it!"

And seriously, vegkitkat, do it right or don't do it at all...

"Fry crack corn and I don't care.
Leela crack corn and I don't care.
Bender crack corn and I am greeeaaat!
Take that you stupid corn!"

Thy Dungeonman · « **Reply #22 on:** 21 Jul 2006, 21:14 »

"Yay, I'm slightly richer!"

"It from Martians. I know it them, 'cuz they no use good grammar."

"You will smoke from the peace pipe, and you will do it peacefully, or we'll kill you!"

"The holograms became real? Damn, last time that happened I got slapped with 3 paternity suits!"

"So, the toilet's, like, the uncle or something?"

"Is there anyone here who doesn't have amnesia?!"
"Um..I don't know."

"Don't you worry about Planet Express, let me worry about blank."

"This is, by a wide margin, the least likely thing that has ever happened."

I'm gonna stop now, I think I'm overdoing it at this point.

vegkitkat · « **Reply #23 on:** 22 Jul 2006, 16:09 »

Quote from: mberan42

And seriously, vegkitkat, do it right or don't do it at all...

"Fry crack corn and I don't care.
Leela crack corn and I don't care.
Bender crack corn and I am greeeaaat!
Take that you stupid corn!"

Hey Mr. Do it right or don't do it at all

Fry crack corn and I don't care,
Leela crack corn, I still don't care,
Bender crack corn and he is great!
Take that you stupid corn!

I win! Also, I was writing the quote from memory. Obviously mine is a bit screwy.

Verergoca · « **Reply #24 on:** 22 Jul 2006, 16:52 »

"Bite my splintery wooden ass!"

"Bite my glorious golden ass!"

JLM · « **Reply #25 on:** 22 Jul 2006, 20:13 »

Quote from: Phillip J. Fry

There. Now he's trapped in a book I wrote, a crummy world of plotholes and spelling errors

Quote from: The Big Brain

The Big Brain am winning again! I am the greetest! Muahahaha! Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!

my wife particularly likes this one:

Quote

Announcer:The judges are checking the electron microscope...and the winner is...Number 3! In a Quantum Finish!

Professor Farnsworth: No Fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!

I love Professor Farnsworth:

Quote

Professor Farnsworth: "This is a chance for Fry to test out my experimental anti-pressure pill.

Fry: I can't swallow that!

Professor Farnsworth: Well then good news! It's a suppository!

Quote

Professor Farnsworth: We'll need to speed up their growth with time particles called 'chronitons'.

Bender: Aren't those the particles that destroyed an entire civilizat...

Professor Farnsworth: Good news! You're off to the Tempest Nebula to gather chronitons!

I need to stop.

AbsolootGeek · « **Reply #26 on:** 22 Jul 2006, 21:21 »

Zap Branigan: "If it's a lesson in love, you'll have to be thorough. I suffer from a very sexy learning disorder. Kiff! What do I call it?"

Kiff: *groan* "Sex-lexia..."

Mockery · « **Reply #27 on:** 22 Jul 2006, 22:00 »

Robot Devil: "Ahh, Bender, what a surprise! For YOU, finding ME in the refrigerator!"

also, before that,
Bender: "Of course, you may have to make a metaphorical 'deal with the devil'. And by 'devil' I mean Robot Devil. And by 'metaphorical' I mean get your coat."

Thy Dungeonman · « **Reply #28 on:** 22 Jul 2006, 22:23 »

"If anyone needs me, I'll be in the Angry Dome!"

"My Manwich!"

"Hermes, who was that you were yelling at?"
"Myself. I asked myself for Valentine's Day off, but I was in no mood for any of my shenanigans."

"While you were out, the Globetrotters held a press conference to announce that I am a jive sucka."

SpacemanSpiff · « **Reply #29 on:** 23 Jul 2006, 07:27 »

Fry: "Phew, I never thought I would escape with my doodle, but I managed to pull it out!"
Bender: "Just like at the movie theatre! Wooooo!"

Lrrr: "This jerked chicken tastes good. I think I'll have Fry's lower horn jerked."
Bender: "It's used to it! Woooo!"

Fry: "Wait, listen, I'm usually the first guy to toot my own lower horn..."
Bender: "I'll say! Wooooo!"
Fry: "But in this case, I just don't think it's going to do any good."
Bender: "That's what she said! Woooooo!"

Lrrr: "If I poach this beast's lower horn, am I any better than that ranger with his demented foot lust? ... Yes, but not by enough. This human's lower horn is one of God's creatures, a living thing, and all living things, large and small..."
Bender: "In this case small! Wooooo!"

Oh man, you just gotta love Spanish Fry. So many wang jokes...

And also this quote, mainly because it's pretty damn hilarious:
Zoidberg: "You're a good man, Nixon."

...okay, so maybe I'm the only one who laughed at it, but I thought it was funny.

chupones · « **Reply #30 on:** 24 Jul 2006, 21:29 »

Not so much a quote, but a banner at the Church of Robotology:

Quote

10 SIN
20 GOTO HELL

Gets me every time... that and my favorite Bender quote:

Quote

Bender: "Amy, you like cute things so I baked you a pony."

Electric Monk · « **Reply #31 on:** 24 Jul 2006, 22:14 »

"Screw History!" ~Professor Farnsworth

(Dr. Zoidberg's underwater home has burned down)
Dr. Zoidberg: "My home! It burned down! How could this have happened?"
Hermes: "That's a very good question!"
Bender: "Oh, there's my cigar."
(Bender picks a lit cigar from the ashes)
Hermes: "That just raises further questions!"

bujiatang · « **Reply #32 on:** 25 Jul 2006, 04:41 »

Zap: "You win again gravity!"

Leela: "We seem to have taken on a lot of clocks"

Fry: "Awww, the corn is less popped than when I started"

Grandma Mavis: "How do you like THESE cookies, sugar!"

Thnikkaman · « **Reply #33 on:** 25 Jul 2006, 05:33 »

Farnsworth: "Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court!"
(surveying room full of doomsday devices) "Well, I suppose I could part with one and still be feared..."

mberan42 · « **Reply #34 on:** 25 Jul 2006, 07:51 »

Fry: "Now here's a party I can get excited about. Sign me up!"
Apathy Party Guy: "Sorry, not with that attitude."
Fry: "Ok, then screw it."
Apathy Party Guy: "Welcome aboard, brother!"
Fry: "Alright!"
Apathy Party Guy: "You're out."

Bender: "Game's over, losers. I have all the money. Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves."

Roberto: "Now stand back, I gotta practice my stabbing."

Bender: "Hey, what's bombarding me? Ow! Oh no, an asteroid field! If even a pea-sized asteroid were to whizz through my skull, it could..." *zing* "OW!...hurt slightly."

Bender: "I was God once."
God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

Thy Dungeonman · « **Reply #35 on:** 25 Jul 2006, 08:21 »

Bender, in response to Fry's death - "Who will make eggs just the way Bender likes them now?!

Joey JoJo · « **Reply #36 on:** 25 Jul 2006, 09:48 »

Farnsworth: Everyone's always in favour of saving Hitler's brain. But when you put it in the body of a great white shark, ooohh! Suddenly you've gone too far!

Johnny C · « **Reply #37 on:** 26 Jul 2006, 01:04 »

Quote from: Thy Dungeonman

Who will make eggs just the way Bender likes them now?!

I like that line because it's kind of sad - I mean, it's a trivial thing, but Bender noticed something nice about Fry, who is obstensibly his friend.

Futurama, I miss you.

Luke C · « **Reply #38 on:** 26 Jul 2006, 04:01 »

Quote from: vegkitkat

Lurr: Blech! These candies are chalky and unpleasant!
Wife: And what is this emotion you humans call 'wuv'?
Lurr: Surely it says 'love'.
Wife: No, 'wuv'! With an Earth 'w'. Behold!
Lurr: This concept of 'wuv' confuses and infuriates us!

QFT and FTW!

Seriously that wins hard.

mberan42 · « **Reply #39 on:** 26 Jul 2006, 07:52 »

Is Lrrr's wife's name spelled Nnda? I don't remember.

Quote from: Johnny C

Futurama, I miss you.

www.gotfuturama.com

4 straight-to-DVD movies coming out sometime within the next few years. Also to be aired on Comedy Central.

Thy Dungeonman · « **Reply #40 on:** 26 Jul 2006, 20:44 »

Lrrr's wife's name is Ndnd.

Isn't there supposed to be a new season of Futurama in 2008?

ChristKnows · « **Reply #41 on:** 28 Jul 2006, 04:16 »

Quote from: Thy Dungeonman

Isn't there supposed to be a new season of Futurama in 2008?

We shall see...

Lies! Lies and slander! - Bender

Thnikkaman · « **Reply #42 on:** 28 Jul 2006, 05:08 »

Farnsworth: Oh, they say madness runs in our family. Some even call me mad. And why? Because I dared to dream of my own race of atomic monsters! Atomic supermen with octagonal shaped bodies that suck blood...

Bender: You're watching Futurama, the show that doesn't condone the cool crime of robbery.

Zoidberg: I'm going for a scuttle. WOOP WOOPWOOPWOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOPWOOPWOOP.

Steyr_Junkie · « **Reply #43 on:** 28 Jul 2006, 05:26 »

Bender: THESE BALLS ARE MAKIN' ME TESTY

End If Kris · « **Reply #44 on:** 28 Jul 2006, 09:48 »

Henry Kissenger: This is not a productive area of discussion

Zapp Brannigan: We know nothing about the enemy, their culture, or their beliefs...but we can assume this: They stand for everything we don't stand for. Also, they told me you guys look like dorks!

Bender: THEY look like dorks!

I love that episode, OH iHawk

iHawk: I would but first I have to preform surgery

Zoidberg: THATS MY JOKE! I'LL KILL YOU *noises*

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #45 on:** 28 Jul 2006, 10:18 »

Quote from: Thy Dungeonman

Lrrr's wife's name is Ndnd.

Isn't there supposed to be a new season of Futurama in 2008?

yeah, but it is coming to Comedy Central is what I heard

Thy Dungeonman · « **Reply #46 on:** 28 Jul 2006, 10:51 »

Fine by me, as long as it's returning.

Oh, and also:

"I was born in 200 log cabins."

mberan42 · « **Reply #47 on:** 28 Jul 2006, 11:34 »

Blue Kitty and Thy Dungeonman:

www.gotfuturama.com

4 straight-to-DVD movies.
Each movie will be split up into 4 episodes each, to be shown on Comedy Central.
No timeframe as of yet.

Thy Dungeonman · « **Reply #48 on:** 28 Jul 2006, 12:49 »

I think there's also gonna be a new season.

http://www.shoutwire.com/viewstory/17235/Futurama_Is_Back

mberan42 · « **Reply #49 on:** 28 Jul 2006, 13:13 »

No, there's not. If there's one thing I know, it's Futurama.

Quote from: gotfuturama.com

After word from two voice actors had spread during the last two days, the news agency Reuters is now reporting that "Comedy Central has resurrected the former Fox animated series from "The Simpsons" creator Matt Groening and David X. Cohen. At least 13 new episodes will be produced."

They go on to quote David Bernath, senior vice president for programming at the network.
Quote from: David Bernath
We are thrilled that Matt Groening and 20th Century Fox Television have decided to produce new episodes of 'Futurama' and that Comedy Central will be the first to air them."
"There is a deep and passionate fan base for this intelligent and very funny show that matches perfectly with our audience, and it is great that we can offer them not just the existing library but something they've never seen as well."

A press release from Comedy Central dated June 22nd supposedly verifies this information but is not available to the public on their media website yet.

Update, June 23rd: It seems that some of these articles got some things confused. The 4 DVD movies which we reported about a few days ago will eventually be shown as 4 episodes each on Comedy Central. This makes the number of episodes 16, not 13. But as I understand it, there is no other new content other than those movies.

The article you linked was from the 22nd of June.

Not meaning to be rude here, but with the overabundance of Futurama misinformation being floated around on the forums, I feel it's necessary to correct people.

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Mockery

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