Fry: Wait, listen, I'm usually the first guy to toot my own lower horn...
Bender: I'll say! WOOOOOOOOOOO!
Fry: But in this case, I just don't think it's going to do any good.
Bender: That's what she said! WOOOOOOOOOOO!
Lrrr: This "jerked" chicken is good. I think I'll have Fry's lower horn jerked.
Bender: It's used to it! WOOOOOOOOOO!
Fry: YES! I never thought I'd escape with my doodle, but I pulled it out!
Bender: Just like at the movie theater! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Lrrr: If I poach this beast's lower horn, am I any better than that ranger with his demented foot lust? (thinks) Yes, but not by enough. This human's lower horn is one of God's creatures, a living thing, and all living things, large and small...
Bender: In this case small! WOOOOOOOO!
Leela: Well, Fry, it looks like you get to hold onto your lower horn.
Bender: As usual! WOOOOOOOO!
Oh, and the last line of the series:
Leela: Please don't stop playing, Fry. I want to hear how it ends.
****ing show. No show that funny should actually make me cry a little.