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« Reply #50 on: 28 Jul 2006, 13:25 »

Leela: "Bender, what happened to you?"

Bender: "Morgan made me walk the Professor. There we were in the park when suddenly some old lady says I stole her purse. I chucked the Professor at her but she kept coming. So I had to hit her with this purse I found. Ah, the point is, it's Morgan's fault. That pencil-pushing scazwag."
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Also I would like to point out that the combination of Sailor Moon and faux-Kerouac / Sonic Youth spelling is perhaps the purest distillation of what this forum is that we have yet been presented with.

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« Reply #51 on: 28 Jul 2006, 15:45 »

Cubert: I heard that beer makes you stupid.

Fry: No I...doesn't.
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« Reply #52 on: 28 Jul 2006, 20:10 »

its only worth 3 kajiggers!!!
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« Reply #53 on: 29 Jul 2006, 00:46 »

Fry: I had Seymour till he was three. That's when I knew him and that's when I loved him. I'll never forget him. But he forgot me a long, long time ago.

(cue sad montage)
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« Reply #54 on: 29 Jul 2006, 08:40 »

Thanks for the memories asshole, now I can only remember the sad moments on futurama that made me cry.
Yes. Cry.
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« Reply #55 on: 29 Jul 2006, 08:48 »

Ok, this thread should not be depressing.

Fry - "He must have used a sleep ray on me! Sleep rays exist in the future, right?"
Leela - "No, they don't."
Fry - "Oh, then I must have fallen asleep."
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« Reply #56 on: 30 Jul 2006, 05:41 »

Leela: Oh, God, not Zapp Brannigan.
Dr. Zoidberg: You know Zapp Brannigan?
Leela: Let's just say we've crossed paths.
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Bender: Was that before or after you slept with him?
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« Reply #57 on: 30 Jul 2006, 11:13 »

Dr. Zoidberg: "Hooray!  Now Zoidberg is the popular one!"
Prof. Farnsworth: "Yes, let's all talk to Zoidberg!"
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« Reply #58 on: 30 Jul 2006, 11:47 »

Fry: Wait, listen, I'm usually the first guy to toot my own lower horn...
Bender: I'll say! WOOOOOOOOOOO!
Fry: But in this case, I just don't think it's going to do any good.
Bender: That's what she said! WOOOOOOOOOOO!

Lrrr: This "jerked" chicken is good. I think I'll have Fry's lower horn jerked.
Bender: It's used to it! WOOOOOOOOOO!

Fry: YES! I never thought I'd escape with my doodle, but I pulled it out!
Bender: Just like at the movie theater! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Lrrr: If I poach this beast's lower horn, am I any better than that ranger with his demented foot lust? (thinks) Yes, but not by enough. This human's lower horn is one of God's creatures, a living thing, and all living things, large and small...
Bender: In this case small! WOOOOOOOO!

Leela: Well, Fry, it looks like you get to hold onto your lower horn.
Bender: As usual! WOOOOOOOO!

Oh, and the last line of the series:

Leela: Please don't stop playing, Fry. I want to hear how it ends.

****ing show. No show that funny should actually make me cry a little. :(
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« Reply #59 on: 01 Aug 2006, 04:45 »

Bender: Look there's Bigfoot!
Ranger Park, the park ranger: Where?!
Bender: Up your face!


Bender: Stupid anti-pimping laws! PAY THE MAN
Robo-ho: Bender honey we love you
Bender: Shut up baby I know

Bender: OH. YOUR. GOD.
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« Reply #60 on: 01 Aug 2006, 07:09 »

Fry: So, here's the plan.
Amazonian: *grunts*
Bender: What kind of moronic plan is that?
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« Reply #61 on: 01 Aug 2006, 07:15 »

Bender: "Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack and hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack."

Zoidberg: (after breaking bottle) "Oh no! The professor will hit me! But if Zoidberg fixes the bottle… then perhaps gifts!"
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« Reply #62 on: 01 Aug 2006, 13:11 »

(going to the moon)

leela: "prepare for launch."

fry: "yeah! can i do the count down?"

leela: "sure, knock yourself out."

fry: "TEN.......NINE......"

leela: "we're here."

fry (whispering): "eightsevensixfivefourthreetwooneblastoff."
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« Reply #63 on: 01 Aug 2006, 13:17 »

Bender (visisbly upset): "Oh this is awful. Somewhere there's a Bender more evil than me."

Fry:"It's like that drug trip in that movie I saw when I was on that drug trip"

Zoidberg:"And that's how I got my new shell. It looks just like the shell I threw out yesterday, and I found it in the same dumpster, but this one had a live racoon inside."

Damn I miss this show.

Amazon Women in the Mood just came on TV and this one had me pissing myself as well.

Zaph: "Theres not a resturant I can't fly. She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro"

The pronounciation of bistro is also hilarious.
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« Reply #64 on: 30 Aug 2006, 00:04 »

"My first clue came at 4:15 when the clock stopped. The second clue then came 2 hours later at 4:15."
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« Reply #65 on: 30 Aug 2006, 02:55 »

Fry: That doesn't look like an "L" at all! Unless you count lower-case.

Bender: You know we don't! *Slap*


Bender: Bring it down! I don't care.

Leela: Oh no! We're going down!

Bender: AUUGH!! WAUUGGHHHWAHHHHH!!!


Zoidberg: *Presents three-hundred dollars* One "art" please!

Mom: Hahaha! What a wonderful impression of a stupid poor person!
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« Reply #66 on: 30 Aug 2006, 08:27 »

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« Reply #67 on: 30 Aug 2006, 11:59 »

Yeah, and if you were the pope, they'd be all like "clean your pope hat!" and "wear your good vestments!"
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