onewheelwizard, that was EXCELLENT.
the princess bride, with porn.
- That's right. When I was your age, television was called porn. And this is a special porn. It was the porn my father used to read to me when I was sick, and I used to read it to your father. And today I'm gonna read it to you.
- You've got an overdeveloped sense of porn. It's going to get you into trouble someday.
- Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my porn. Prepare to die.
- Offer me everything I ask for.
Anything you want.
I want my porn back you son of a bitch.
- Farm boy, fill these with porn - please.
- Hold it, hold it. What is this? Are you trying to trick me? Where's the porn?
- This is your last chance! Surrender now!
PORN FIRST!
- Hear this now: I will always come for porn.
But how can you be sure?
This is true porn - you think this happens every day?
- You rush a porn man, you get rotten porn.
- I've hired you to help me start a porno. It's an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.
- And remember this, never forget this: when I found you, you were so slobbering drunk, you couldn't buy porn!
- Beautiful isn't it? It took me half a lifetime to invent it. I'm sure you've discovered my deep and abiding interest in porn. Presently I'm writing the definitive work on the subject, so I want you to be totally honest with me on how the machine makes you feel. This being our first try, I'll use the lowest setting.
- You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a porn war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when porn is on the line!
- Boo. Boo. Boo.
Why do you do this?
Because you had porn in your hands, and you gave it up.
- Westley, what about the POUS's?
Pornos Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.
- First things first, to the death.
No. To the porn.
I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase.
I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand,
you porn faced buffoon.
- DROP... YOUR... PORN! (also works very well with pants.)