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« Reply #50 on: 25 Aug 2006, 12:14 »
Stll have yet to see it... as funny as it looks, it seems really... awful.
Is it worth it?
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« Reply #51 on: 25 Aug 2006, 12:33 »
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« Reply #52 on: 25 Aug 2006, 13:24 »
I saw snakes on a plane today. I laughed for nearly the duration.

Great fun. And when Sir Samuel L Jackson punches a snake in the face?

HARDCORE.
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« Reply #53 on: 25 Aug 2006, 13:32 »
"On June 3, 2006 while presenting the award for best movie at the 2006 MTV Movie Awards, Jackson said:
   
Snakes on a Plane
   I'm here tonight to present the award everyone's been waiting for: best movie. Now, this award holds a special place in my heart because next year I'll be winning it for Snakes on a Plane. Now I know, I know that sounds cocky, but I don't give a damn. I am guaranteeing that Snakes on a Plane will win best movie next year. Does not matter what else is coming out. The New James Bond... no snakes in that! Ocean's 13... where my snakes at? Shrek the Third... green, but not a snake. No movie shall triumph over Snakes on a Plane. Unless I happen to feel like making a movie called Mo' Muthafuckin' Snakes on Mo' Muthafuckin' Planes."


YES!
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« Reply #54 on: 25 Aug 2006, 13:40 »
i finally saw this movie last night and let me say it was everything i expected it to be.
i saw it in a basically empty theater, however, and i'm sure this movie is way more fun with a packed house on opening night or something. but it was still as awesomely shitty as they come. go see it.
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« Reply #55 on: 25 Aug 2006, 22:46 »
if you go to the movie's website you can send personalized calls from "samuel l jackson" to friends telling them about the movie.  they're pretty hilarious.


times seen the movie: 4.
(i'm still waiting for someone to harshly ridicule me, i have it coming).
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« Reply #56 on: 26 Aug 2006, 10:22 »
That movie made me so happy.
Did you hear someone snuck two venomous snakes into a theater in Arizona? Thank God nobody was bitten before they caught them.
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« Reply #57 on: 26 Aug 2006, 10:27 »
Saw it twice...it was much more hilarious the first time, but that was because it was on opening night with my best friend, and the second time i was way to busy being nervous and awkward around a cute girl that i went to see it with...

best line in the movie was NOT "The Line," but the one in the second bathroom scene:  
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God damn snake!  Get off my dick!!


I think they got the writing credits wrong though; God Himself wrote this movie...
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« Reply #58 on: 26 Aug 2006, 15:48 »
The best line is clearly just after all the lights go out, and a guy from off-screen shouts;

"It's the snakes!"
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« Reply #59 on: 27 Aug 2006, 07:40 »
Oh man, I loved the film so much.
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« Reply #60 on: 27 Aug 2006, 11:45 »
I thought it was pretty good, but I felt enough snakes weren't killed up close and personal. We kept track of SLJ's kill total for the entire movie, and it only got upto 17 by my count, not including the ones sucked out due to decompression.

It wasn't bad though, will make a fantastic drinking game DVD.
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« Reply #61 on: 27 Aug 2006, 12:27 »
Try drinking for every snake bite.
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« Reply #62 on: 30 Aug 2006, 08:11 »
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« Reply #63 on: 30 Aug 2006, 09:51 »
smuggler my ass. someone just saw snakes on a plane and got over excited.
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« Reply #64 on: 30 Aug 2006, 17:07 »
Yay for dates on news articles..... this happened before snakes on a plane...
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« Reply #65 on: 30 Aug 2006, 22:26 »
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smuggler my ass. someone just saw snakes on a plane and got over excited.


the anaconda getting someone overexcited... nothing new in that!
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« Reply #66 on: 30 Aug 2006, 23:51 »
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Yay for dates on news articles..... this happened before snakes on a plane...


pfft, it's all words with you man.
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« Reply #67 on: 31 Aug 2006, 06:55 »
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pfft, it's all words with you man.


i dont get how this is meant to be a smart comeback...
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« Reply #68 on: 31 Aug 2006, 07:10 »
me neither....

maybe it works in a whole other time-space dimension!
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« Reply #69 on: 31 Aug 2006, 13:24 »
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« Reply #70 on: 31 Aug 2006, 19:57 »
I saw this with my husband, it was great!  The whole audience loved it!
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« Reply #71 on: 31 Aug 2006, 23:30 »
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pfft, it's all words with you man.


i dont get how this is meant to be a smart comeback...


geez, it's a way to admit i'm wrong without saying "i'm wrong".  get with the male pride system.
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« Reply #72 on: 01 Sep 2006, 00:26 »
hehe male pride.....rawr come here! i'll bite your ear off!
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« Reply #73 on: 01 Sep 2006, 00:30 »
This is probably perhaps the best SLJ movie out there. What more could you ask for? Snakes, a plane, and Jackson. Pure gold.
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« Reply #74 on: 01 Sep 2006, 01:07 »
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geez, it's a way to admit i'm wrong without saying "i'm wrong".  get with the male pride system.


I know. But it's funnier to pull males up on their ego's and hopefully get a reaction.
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