Well I have several favourite lyricists and godammit I'm going to post examples of all of them.
1. Roger Waters
'If you should go skating on the thin ice of modern life
Dragging behind you the silent reproach of a million tear-stained eyes
Don't be surprised when a crack in the ice appears under your feet
You slip out of your depth and out of your mind'
Pink Floyd - The Thin Ice
'Babe, don't leave me now
I need you to beat to a pulp on a saturday night
To put through the shredder in front of my friends'
Pink Floyd - Don't Leave Me Now
'The silver in her hair shines in the cold November air'
Pink Floyd - The Gunner's Dream
A master of imagery, pretension and the human condition.
2. Syd Barrett
'I've got a bike you can ride it if you like
It's got a basket a bell that rings and things to make it look good
I'd give it to you if I could but I borrowed it'
Pink Flyod - Bike
Bike is a textbook in how to rhyme, and how not to rhyme. Psychedelic genius.
3. Graham Coxon
'Do you go to the country?
It isn't very far
There's people there who'll hurt you
Because of who you are'
Blur - Coffee And TV
An underrated lyricist...mainly because he's awful half the time. But once in a while he comes up with something great.
4. Rivers Cuomo
'Goddamn you half-Japanese girls
You do it to me every time
The redhead said you shred the cello
And I'm jello, baby'
Weezer - El Scorcho
Discordant melodies, odd chord progressions, a muddy guitar tone and some of the quirkiest, most worrying and most interesting lyrics I've ever heard.
5. Noel Gallagher (no, really)
'It's the little things that make me so happy
All I want to do is live by the sea'
Oasis - (It's Good) To Be Free
'When you look in the mirror and you're tying up your buttons and bows
And as you face your disease you can squeeze into the Emperor's clothes
You found your gun in a paper bag
You get your history from the Union Jack'
Oasis - Mucky Fingers
Most of his lyrics are total bollocks, but once in a while he comes up with something that I find really affecting, although the former example shows how I can get affected by stupid shit.
6. Jeff Tweedy (duh)
'The cash machine is blue and green
For a hundred in twenties and a small service fee
I could spend three dollars and sixty-three cents
On diet coca-cola and unlit cigarettes
I wonder why we listen to poets
When nobody gives a fuck
How hot and sorrowful
This machine begs for luck
All my lies are always wishes
I know I would die if I could come back new'
Wilco - Ashes Of American Flags
'Distance has no way of making love understandable'
Wilco - Radio Cure
A combination of surrealist weirdness and wonderfully open emotion.
7. John Lennon
'Here I stand head in hand, turn my face to the wall
If she's gone I can't go on, feeling two foot small
Everywhere people stare, each and every day
I can see them laugh at me, and I hear them say'
The Beatles - You've Got To Hide Your Love Away
Probably a genius, even if his solo work was patchy as hell.
8. Zack de la Rocha
'The teacher stands at the front of the class
But the lesson plan he can't recall
The student's eyes don't perceive the lies
Plastered on every fucking wall'
Rage Against The Machine - Take The Power Back
A militant left-winger of the best kind.
9. Eminem (again, I mean it)
I won't bother copying and pasting all of Stan.
'They say music can alter moods and talk to you
But can it load a gun up for you and cock it too?
Well if it can then next time you assault a dude
Tell the judge it was my fault; then I'll get sued
See what these kids do is, they hear about us toting pistols
They wanna get one, they think this shit's cool
Not knowing we're really just protecting ourselves we entertainers
Of course this shit's effecting our sales you ignoramus'
Sing For The Moment
Everyone will take the piss for this choice, but I stand by it. Especially for the second example, if only for probably being the first rapper to use 'ignoramus' in a rhyme.
10. Nick Cave
'I went to bed last night and my moral code got jammed
I woke up this morning with a frappucino in my hand'
Abattoir Blues
'I don't believe in an interventionist God
I know darling that you do
But if I did I would kneel down and ask him
Not to intervene with me and you
Not to lay hand on your head, leave you as you are
If he felt he had to direct you, direct you into my arms
Into my arms, oh Lord, into my arms
I don't believe in the existence of angels
Looking at you, I wonder if that's true
But if I did I would summon them together
Ask them to watch over you
To each burn a candle for you, make bright and clear your path
And to walk like Christ in grace and love and guide you into my arms'
Into My Arms
'L is for love
O is for only you that I do
V is for loving virtually all that you are
E is for loving almost everything you do
R is for rape me
M is for murder me
A is for answering all of my prayers
N is for knowing your loverman's going to be the answer to all of yours'
Loverman
Simply a genius. Probably the only lyricist I appreciate more than even Bob Dylan. He has such variation too, he can do a soppy love song with the rest of them (although they usually contain a blatant sex reference just to blindside you) but also write the darkest lyrics you'll hear.
11. Neil Hannon
'Take the National Express when your life's in a mess, it'll make you smile
All human life is here from the feeble autier to the screaming child
To the studel(sp?) who knows that to have one of those would be suicide
To the family man manhandling the pram with paternal pride
On the National Express there's a jolly hostess selling crisps and tea
She'll provide you with drinks and theatrical winks for a sky-high fee
Mini-skirts were in style when she danced down the aisle back in '63
But it's hard to get by when your arse is the size of a small country'
The Divine Comedy - National Express
Where Hannon gets his ideas from I'll never know. The rhymes and jokes in his songs boggle my mind, especially in National Express.
12. Ian Curtis
'Here are the young men, the weight on their shoulders,
Here are the young men, well where have they been?
We knocked on the doors of Hell's darker chamber,
Pushed to the limit, we dragged ourselves in,
Watched from the wings as the scenes were replaying,
We saw ourselves now as we never had seen.
Portrayal of the trauma and degeneration,
The sorrows we suffered and never were free.'
Joy Division - Decades
'I was there in the back stage,
When first light came around.
I grew up like a changeling,
To win the first time around.
I can see all the weakness.
I can pick all the faults.
Well I concede all the faith tests,
Just to stick in your throats.
I hung around in your soundtrack,
To mirror all that you've done,
To find the right side of reason,
To kill the three lies for one,
I can see all the cold facts.
I can see through your eyes.
All this talk made no contact.
No matter how hard we tried.
I can still hear the footsteps.
I can see only walls.
I slid into your man-traps,
With no hearing at all.
I just see contradiction,
Had to give up the fight,
Just to live in the past tense,
To make believe you were right.'
Joy Division - Warsaw
Depressing, dark, affecting, but occasionally with a glimmer of hope, such as on 'Transmission.'
13. Shane McGowan
I'm not going to bother copying and pasting 'Fairytale of New York' which is the most obvious example, but just about every Pogues song has fantastically witty lyrics (especially for a guy who was drunk 24/7) with a smattering of filth and fury.
14. Billie Joe Armstrong
'Going straight will get you nowhere.'
Green Day - Jaded
'I cannot speak
I've lost my voice
Speechless and redundant'
Green Day - Redundant
'Shoplifter you'll never learn
When you commit the crime
Shoplifter you're getting burned
And now you're gonna do the time
It's not considered stealing unless you're getting caught
And you've been caught stealing
Trying to take something you haven't got'
Green Day - Shoplifter
An underrated lyricist. Can be dark, can be witty, can be funny, can be boneheaded, and can be subversive.
15. Bob Dylan (no shit)
There are way too many Bob Dylan songs to list here, because lyrics are his strong point, and over 29 albums (not counting the new one on Monday) he's done so many great songs with brilliant lyrics I can't think of two or three to put down. However, I can think of the single line from 'Visions of Johanna' which I think totally epitomises his genius:
'The ghost of electricity howls in the bones of her face.'
How the hell do you go about coming up with a line like that? It's so surreal, there's simultaneously nothing and everything going on in it. It blows my mind.