The way I see it, you'd choose a character and then play through a series of mini-games, ala Pirates!.
For instance, if you are Pintsize you have to make sure everybody around you is continuously weirded out. You can do this by telling bawdy jokes in C++, stealing underwear, filming people as they sleep, and so on.
If you play as Raven you must navigate the medicine cabinet you share with your roomate, searching for the proper cosmetic products to apply to your lips/face/hair.
If you play as Dora, you have to keep everyone uncertain of your sexual orientation by making moves on everyone in sight.
If you play as Hannelore, you must exterminate the germs in your apartment with your vacuum, some Lysol spray, and lots of moist towelettes.
If you play as Faye, you have to insure a high number of tips at Coffee of Doom by giving customers the worst possible service. You can switch their drink orders, insult them, delay service, and generally mess with their heads.
And of course if you're Martian, you play a dating sim.