So (bear with me here, this'll take a while):
- Plugged in my PSP, camera and mobile phone sync cable.
- Glitch, glitch, glitch.
- Uh oh, the USB ports don't work anymore.
- Uh oh, that means no keyboard/mouse/input of any kind.
- *************************** (large string of obscenities)
- Fiddle, scream, pray (seriously), went to bed. I'll fix it in the morning.
- Wait, my BIOS works, but XP doesn't. My keyboard must be broken.
- Rush out, buy new keyboard (and Call Of Duty 3 - got sidetracked)
- Unpack keyboard, despite no warning on the packaging: IT"S NOT A USB KEYBOARD!!!
- **************************** (again)
- Insert my XP disc, reboot: "Please press a key to boot from disc".
- ***...
- Play Wii to calm down, come back, WTF? Hey, my keyboard's working (but only in BIOS, not XP)
- Scream, eat chocolate, reinstall Vista RC1.
- Welcome to the future! XP? Fuck XP. Pass the Wiimote.
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