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Ernest

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Drunk again. . .
« on: 10 Dec 2006, 12:25 »

Gah!  Dammit!  So anyway, I'm in a band and we've been playing a lot of shows lately, and people are always like, giving us free alcohol and stuff.  Thus, my normal level of cognition is on a lower rung (like now) every night when I want to engage in intellectual discourse on this forum.  Man, I just gotta stop drinking at every show.
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Where I come from, we usually just shorten that to "yee-haw!"

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Re: Drunk again. . .
« Reply #1 on: 10 Dec 2006, 13:12 »

If you're going to drink at shows, you need to do it while soloing.

On top of a table.

Without a shirt on.

This applies to drummers and bassists also.
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Re: Drunk again. . .
« Reply #2 on: 10 Dec 2006, 20:55 »

Well, I am the drummer.  I don't know how I'd possibly accomplish that.
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Re: Drunk again. . .
« Reply #3 on: 10 Dec 2006, 20:58 »

Take yer shirt off, get on a table and then dive into your drumset.

Like a lucha libre!
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Wait so you're letting something that happened 10 years ago ruin your quality of life? What are you, America? :psyduck:

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Re: Drunk again. . .
« Reply #4 on: 10 Dec 2006, 22:52 »

Like a dolphin.
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Re: Drunk again. . .
« Reply #5 on: 10 Dec 2006, 23:16 »

Just make sure there's a first aid kit around before engaging in any diving into drum sets.

I could imagine it ending in tears.
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Re: Drunk again. . .
« Reply #6 on: 11 Dec 2006, 00:09 »

But nothing worse.
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Re: Drunk again. . .
« Reply #7 on: 11 Dec 2006, 00:14 »

You are correct.  And I do.
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