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Why are you such a hypotenuse, Jeph?
« on: 14 Dec 2006, 04:16 »

Seriously.


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Re: Why are you such a hypotenuse, Jeph?
« Reply #1 on: 14 Dec 2006, 04:20 »

Shane, I disapprove of your wrong-section posting, but I'll forgive you on account of math.
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Re: Why are you such a hypotenuse, Jeph?
« Reply #2 on: 14 Dec 2006, 04:26 »

Someone needs to write a math based, anthemic, power metal song.
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Re: Why are you such a hypotenuse, Jeph?
« Reply #3 on: 14 Dec 2006, 04:38 »

Because singing about math will make the world a better place?
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Re: Why are you such a hypotenuse, Jeph?
« Reply #4 on: 14 Dec 2006, 04:39 »

Well, well, well...hypoteneuse.  I thought I'd gotten rid of you in Mrs. Brink's fourth grade class.

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Re: Why are you such a hypotenuse, Jeph?
« Reply #5 on: 14 Dec 2006, 04:47 »

Because singing about math will make the world a better place?

Yes.  Yes it will.  Plus, the silliness would be enough to cause all sorts of weird occurences.  Like a giant fish in a bear suit.
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Re: Why are you such a hypotenuse, Jeph?
« Reply #6 on: 14 Dec 2006, 04:47 »

They might be giants - particle man!
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Re: Why are you such a hypotenuse, Jeph?
« Reply #7 on: 14 Dec 2006, 04:48 »

You guys ever heard of a musical movement in the earlier part of this last century called "Serialism?"

Let's never involve math in the creation of music again, please.
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Re: Why are you such a hypotenuse, Jeph?
« Reply #8 on: 14 Dec 2006, 04:49 »

This is just too silly.  I demand that this silliness cease.  It's...SILLY.

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Re: Why are you such a hypotenuse, Jeph?
« Reply #9 on: 14 Dec 2006, 11:45 »

I'm sorry, but I can't stop linking this comic.
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Re: Why are you such a hypotenuse, Jeph?
« Reply #10 on: 14 Dec 2006, 12:11 »

I want Steve Rosswick's "Math" shirt. Just so you know, guys.
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Re: Why are you such a hypotenuse, Jeph?
« Reply #11 on: 14 Dec 2006, 12:27 »

x2 + y 2 = jeph2

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Re: Why are you such a hypotenuse, Jeph?
« Reply #12 on: 14 Dec 2006, 16:35 »

Someone needs to write a math based, anthemic, power metal song.

Vintersorg's Visions from the Spiral Generator is probably the most appropriate thing I can think of here, though its not so much anthemic power metal rather technical progressive folk.

The lyrics at first seem very bizzare but are actually quite well written, all to do with astrology, mathematics and astronomy.

"A spiral orbit circumnavigates the axis
Fragments, threads of the origin's shape
The dreary synopsis of an aeon-old praxis
Encircles the thoughts from which minds escape"
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Re: Why are you such a hypotenuse, Jeph?
« Reply #13 on: 14 Dec 2006, 23:08 »

i first read "hypnoteuse". is that even a word?
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Re: Why are you such a hypotenuse, Jeph?
« Reply #14 on: 15 Dec 2006, 01:52 »

Probably not.
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Re: Why are you such a hypotenuse, Jeph?
« Reply #16 on: 15 Dec 2006, 23:15 »

ehehe fake French to sound cool/exotic makes me giggle.

Hypnotiseur/Hypnotiseuse are the correct (gender specific) words for hypnotist, which is what I assume "hypnoteuse" was supposed to be in the context of that website. :P
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Re: Why are you such a hypotenuse, Jeph?
« Reply #17 on: 17 Dec 2006, 12:54 »

This is just too silly.  I demand that this silliness cease.  It's...SILLY.



 lol!

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Re: Why are you such a hypotenuse, Jeph?
« Reply #18 on: 17 Dec 2006, 15:51 »

There's probably gonna be some lawsuits over that.
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Re: Why are you such a hypotenuse, Jeph?
« Reply #19 on: 17 Dec 2006, 23:43 »

I'm sorry, but I can't stop linking this comic.
This one applies more to this forum in general.

Math song, you say?
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Re: Why are you such a hypotenuse, Jeph?
« Reply #20 on: 18 Dec 2006, 00:17 »

You guys ever heard of a musical movement in the earlier part of this last century called "Serialism?"

Let's never involve math in the creation of music again, please.

LOL TWELVE TONES
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Re: Why are you such a hypotenuse, Jeph?
« Reply #21 on: 18 Dec 2006, 01:22 »

LOL U GOT UR SECOND VIENNESE SCHOOL IN MY ALEATORY!
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Re: Why are you such a hypotenuse, Jeph?
« Reply #22 on: 18 Dec 2006, 01:39 »

IM IN UR MODERNIST PERIOD

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Re: Why are you such a hypotenuse, Jeph?
« Reply #23 on: 18 Dec 2006, 02:26 »

LOL U GOT UR SECOND VIENNESE SCHOOL IN MY ALEATORY!

I really liked learning second Viennese school composers and Expressionism, really. Unfotunately, none of my peers did. I wonder why.


Seriously, Schoenberg's "A Survivor from Warsaw" is probably the most terrifying compsition I have ever heard. Berg's Violin Concerto is amazing.
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Re: Why are you such a hypotenuse, Jeph?
« Reply #24 on: 18 Dec 2006, 02:29 »

Of course, Kate Bush has a song called 'Pi' (the symbol actually but I canne be arsed to insert it) which has no chorus to speak of, but a recurring theme which is her reciting the irrational number to 60 odd places.
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Re: Why are you such a hypotenuse, Jeph?
« Reply #25 on: 18 Dec 2006, 06:42 »

I'm sorry, but I can't stop linking this comic.
This one applies more to this forum in general.

Ahhh, but you see, I wasn't responding to the forum in general but to the post immediately preceding mine.
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Re: Why are you such a hypotenuse, Jeph?
« Reply #26 on: 18 Dec 2006, 19:10 »

I'm sorry, but I can't stop linking this comic.
This one applies more to this forum in general.
Ahhh, but you see, I wasn't responding to the forum in general but to the post immediately preceding mine.
Ahhh, but you see, your post reminded me of that comic and I just needed an excuse to link it.  8-)
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Re: Why are you such a hypotenuse, Jeph?
« Reply #27 on: 19 Dec 2006, 01:13 »

Miserateur: boooo! "A Survivor From Warsaw" is okay, but I have uploaded the first part of Schoenberg's "Pierrot Lunaire" so people can judge for themselves. Personally I am not a fan.
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Re: Why are you such a hypotenuse, Jeph?
« Reply #28 on: 19 Dec 2006, 03:40 »

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Re: Why are you such a hypotenuse, Jeph?
« Reply #29 on: 19 Dec 2006, 04:47 »

Miserateur: boooo! "A Survivor From Warsaw" is okay, but I have uploaded the first part of Schoenberg's "Pierrot Lunaire" so people can judge for themselves. Personally I am not a fan.

I just like atonal shit.

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Re: Why are you such a hypotenuse, Jeph?
« Reply #30 on: 19 Dec 2006, 06:06 »

I always liked Perriot Lunaire, it's crazy and hectic and that's just how it sounds.

"A Survivor From Warsaw" is, in my opinion, a masterwork. The thing about Shoenberg is that although he did use the twelve tone system, he did it in a fashion that throws off your ear just enough to make you uncomfortable. Which is the way that the expressionists want you to feel. When you gat into Berg and listen to Woezzeck, you cannot even think that you could evoke the same reaction with tradidional harmony. It's beautiful in the way that it invokes emotion so powerfully, which is what makes it a very strong and distinct style when used well.
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Re: Why are you such a hypotenuse, Jeph?
« Reply #31 on: 20 Dec 2006, 01:06 »

I totally agree.*

We have to remember that Schoenberg, Berg and Webern were highly trained in classical and romantic harmony, and Schoenberg taught composition and wrote importent books on composition. I mean, it's not totally atonal and dissonant, those guys knew exactly what they were doing. It take years of training and learning to get to their level. Even if you dont like it, you have to appreciate them.


*Actually, I would rather listen to a Wagner opera then to Woezzeck, but it's still a very importent and strong opera.
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Re: Why are you such a hypotenuse, Jeph?
« Reply #32 on: 21 Dec 2006, 05:12 »

I'm sorry, but I can't stop linking this comic.
Thanks very much. I was supposed to SLEEP the past 2 hours, not read awsome comics.

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Re: Why are you such a hypotenuse, Jeph?
« Reply #33 on: 21 Dec 2006, 06:33 »

When I took a 20th century music history class, I chose to write my final paper on Pierrot Lunaire and Boulez's Le marteau sans ma?tre. The message is clear: I am not to be fucked with in love with suffering.
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