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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #100 on: 01 Jan 2007, 21:03 »

The only place I have ever had police try to pull me in for drunk and disorderly was out the front of a bowling alley.

Although it turns out you can totally talk your way out of a drunk and disorderly if the cops are nice enough.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #101 on: 02 Jan 2007, 00:32 »

Actually, you can sweet-talk your way off a lot of minor offences simply by being reasonable and polite. The Police have to deal with so many deliberately obstructive, rude and obnoxious folk that you earn major brownie points just for making their day smoother. A policeman once told my dad that I was the 'nicest person he'd ever arrested', which has to count for something. It doesn't quite mesh with my anarchistic bent, but I find my life is a lot easier if I'm on friendly terms with the constabulary, especially if I'm going to regularly meet up with them patrolling places I'm drinking every week. That said, now that I don't need to go drinking outside with a load of 15 year old mall-punks, my day to day acquintance with the police has dropped considerably.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #102 on: 28 Jan 2007, 01:07 »

FACK I'M SRUGNKD.F   HTOT
HOLTY SGTO WHAT THE BUCK.?
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #103 on: 28 Jan 2007, 01:08 »

WHAT...THE...FUCK
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #104 on: 28 Jan 2007, 01:23 »

This be a post from last night...

I had waaaay more rum than I ought to have had....OMG....the room was spinning, I tell you!

*sigh*

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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #105 on: 28 Jan 2007, 01:34 »

FACK I'M SRUGNKD.F   HTOT
HOLTY SGTO WHAT THE BUCK.?


To translate:

FUCK I'M SO DRUNK. [something] HOLY SHIT [?] WHAT THE FUCK?!
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #106 on: 28 Jan 2007, 02:37 »

YAY for Princy!!! She understands drunken talk.

Where'd the rum go?
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« Reply #107 on: 28 Jan 2007, 09:09 »

okay what the hell?
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #108 on: 28 Jan 2007, 14:08 »

Where'd the rum go?

Do you really want to know?
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« Reply #109 on: 02 Feb 2007, 17:21 »

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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #110 on: 02 Feb 2007, 21:26 »

Fuck dude I am drunk is this thread legit?  I am so underage look at my profile that is underage.  Fuck.  What the hell is going on here?  I am drunk do i qualify for shit? I don't know what's going on I'm going to pass out but I'm using correct grammar.  I can do that shit.
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« Reply #111 on: 02 Feb 2007, 22:15 »

I am a bit drunk, but mostly tired.

When I get this way, mostly tired and a bit drunk, I get depressed. When I get depressed, I drink. It's really not a healthy cycle. I recognize this, but have not as of yet taken any steps to counteract myself. I'll get on it eventually.

Let it be known that I have problems with women. The girls I have crushes on haunt me. Especially since nearly all of them are in a relationship currently.

Ok, yeah, I'm drunk. I can tell when I'm drunk when it takes me 5 minutes to type out a short reply such as this. While I'm still coherent and able to type, I still dwell on every single "what could have been" in my life, and, really, it hurts. A lot. I don't know how I can stop myself from thinking about these women. I never once have had a serious relationship. Really, like, ever. I've dated a few girls here and there, but it's never been serious. Unfortunately, my brain won't shut the hell up - it constantly is thinking about girls whom I've had any interest in before, whether I've dated her (as is the case with Liz) or if I just have a crush on her (as is the case with Bridget or Lizzie or Julie or Laura or...).

So my mind is working at about a thousand words per minute right now, but my fingers are typing at about 30 words per minute. Someone needs to invent a mind-to-text inputter. Or whatever the heck it's called.

Basically, here's me in a nutshell: I'm pretty smart, I'm not awful looking, I like my job, but I hate the emotional capacity of a 15-year-old.

Any women care to hang out with me?
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #112 on: 02 Feb 2007, 23:22 »

I am drunk again, ladies and gentlemen. Drunk again and very happy about it.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #113 on: 02 Feb 2007, 23:30 »

Oh joy. The liquor is locked in the pantry...*sigh* no booze for me...
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #114 on: 03 Feb 2007, 00:05 »

I will be! This'll be my first time gettin drunk, alone, in front of the computer. It should make for interesting results
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #115 on: 03 Feb 2007, 20:36 »

Welcome to my life, DD.

Hah! DD! I get it!




...god I'm pathetic.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #116 on: 04 Feb 2007, 17:07 »

What's the QC policy on posting drunk?  Ah, never mind...

This should be really akward, becauce I'm getting drunk with my dad and a couple of his friends,k but whatever.

So yea, I'm not sober and that's what matters (for this thread).
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #117 on: 04 Feb 2007, 18:38 »

I'm slightly buzzed on Hot cocoa. whish is to say, my cocao had somthing else aded.  I thin it is rum,.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #118 on: 04 Feb 2007, 19:13 »

Is it bad that i get buzzed off of one beer? Is it also bad that i post alot more while buzzed?
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #119 on: 04 Feb 2007, 19:15 »

1 yes
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« Reply #120 on: 04 Feb 2007, 19:22 »

Well, i suppose there are some people who are hilarious when they post drunk. I am not one of them. So sorry.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #121 on: 04 Feb 2007, 19:25 »

I have a large glass of Wine.

Further details as events warrent.
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« Reply #122 on: 04 Feb 2007, 19:32 »

Drunk singstar is possible the besy invention ever. i do love it. i don't love being ill however, so bed time will be soonish. afterh i play the cigarette game.

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« Reply #123 on: 04 Feb 2007, 21:02 »

Dang I was really drunk.  I just read that post I forgot I had posted when I was drunk.
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« Reply #124 on: 05 Feb 2007, 03:04 »

I...I got drunk. Unfortunately, it was "take a drink every time a bad commercial comes on" the game. We thought it would be a drink every 15 minutes or so...not super-light, but not DYING. It was bad....

So I felt sick about half an hour ago...I remembered I have a vaporizer, which means very little effort to get veeery crossfaded.

So I'm sitting here watching a live recording of Pink Floyd and doing my psyche homework. I think the superbowl's coool. Who won?




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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #125 on: 06 Feb 2007, 11:54 »

It's -30 celsius so i went for a walk and now i'm enjoying a fifth drink of rum and coke.  :-D
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #126 on: 06 Feb 2007, 12:58 »

I am having beer and pizza for breakfast.
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« Reply #127 on: 15 Feb 2007, 00:23 »

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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #128 on: 20 Feb 2007, 00:32 »

This is my one drunk post to QCF. As much as I might act like an ass, and as much as I wish that i didn't, I love her. First and last time that anyone will hear me say that about anyone. I'm done, and good night.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #129 on: 20 Feb 2007, 16:10 »

not sober totally. magic, I basically, I am okay. part from I had this vanilla vodka and it tasted like icecream so I had the whole stuff. it was great I am flying like a spanish billiard right niw,

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fum bum lalum,

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« Reply #130 on: 21 Feb 2007, 04:49 »

I'm drinking the old standerd, bundy, it's not as nice as i remember from my underage drinking days.

Some barstard gave me the link to arvil doing covers of soad and greenday. omfg it is so wrong.

12h shifts suck, and now im too tired to sleep, so drinking until my mind lets go/slows down and i finally hit the pillow and passout
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« Reply #131 on: 21 Feb 2007, 07:57 »

hahaha yoiu guys its hellof funnyy cauze 18 yrs old is legal here in lolbania hahahaha you guys all fail

Hey guys it's not that hard to fake drunkenness, you can still post.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #132 on: 23 Feb 2007, 05:44 »

Yeap I'm slightly intoxicated at the moment, just got back from seeing a bunch of shitty local bands, at the Oxford Tavern (cool pub near where I live). Since it was my birthday on Wednesday all my mates bought me drinks tonight getting hammered on other peoples money is awesopme...

Hooray For the weekends!!!!
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« Reply #133 on: 23 Feb 2007, 16:32 »



thank you Married to the Sea, for this public service announcement.
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« Reply #134 on: 23 Feb 2007, 16:43 »

Forshame! Ladyfolk should not engage in such behaviors.
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« Reply #135 on: 23 Feb 2007, 17:01 »

sir, i shall drink to your health.
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« Reply #136 on: 23 Feb 2007, 22:59 »

My sensibilities, they have been offended.
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« Reply #137 on: 24 Feb 2007, 05:45 »



(do not be offended. i had but one drink and i can hold my liquor.)
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« Reply #138 on: 24 Feb 2007, 05:55 »

I had two shots of the worst drink in the world last night. I liked it.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #139 on: 08 Mar 2007, 18:58 »

I had more beers than I had in a whirle! Tomorrow is oging to be hell! GO HANGOVRS!

Or not. I dont know. Pretty girls in the bar, and me beeing to shy, as usual ofcourse. Ohwell!
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« Reply #140 on: 14 Mar 2007, 20:02 »

lots of cider and a bottle of white wine and 2 shots of something green and some vodka thing make gemmwah a rather drunk cheerleader. I have had lots of water but am still immune to pain and cold. i may quit whilst i am ahead. although i have already burned my mouth with hot burger, so i'm not so much ahead as on level ground.
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« Reply #141 on: 15 Mar 2007, 17:29 »

Like a week ago I had mucho beers with my brother, cousin, and brother's friend.  I forgot to post here whilst drunk.

I am sorry, QC. :-(
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« Reply #142 on: 15 Mar 2007, 20:15 »

I went to a party on Saturday.  Started with a few beers, and then switched to gin and tonics.... poor decision.  Got home at 5:30... ohhh the hangover...

But Wolfgang parties are always worth attending.

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« Reply #143 on: 16 Mar 2007, 04:27 »

The last time I was in a suitable state to post here, I couldn't find the thread.
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« Reply #144 on: 16 Mar 2007, 19:13 »

I went to a party on Saturday.  Started with a few beers, and then switched to gin and tonics.... poor decision.  Got home at 5:30... ohhh the hangover...

But Wolfgang parties are always worth attending.

Beer before liquor, never been sicker.

Liquor before beer, you're in the clear.

Remember well this lesson, my son (who is probably older than I am and knows this already)
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« Reply #145 on: 16 Mar 2007, 19:55 »

I invented a drinking game but no one really wants to play it. You basically play golf but take a drink for every shot you shoot over par. The great thing about this of course is that the more you drink, the worse you're gonna play and the more you're gonna drink. Unless you happen to be one of those freaks who actually does things better drunk.
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« Reply #146 on: 16 Mar 2007, 20:18 »

Well, there's a very, very popular drinking game called Pub Golf.

Each drink is given a par, which is the number of swigs you take to down each drink.
I assumed this was universal but I guess it might just be UK.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #147 on: 16 Mar 2007, 22:18 »

After a bad bought with a few chemicals and sleepless night, i figure sobriety is the way to go for at least a few days. sorry :-( :angel:
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« Reply #148 on: 17 Mar 2007, 07:45 »

My favourite drinking game is called "Last one to throw up is a sissy"
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« Reply #149 on: 17 Mar 2007, 08:52 »

I assumed this was universal but I guess it might just be UK.

i can't speak for everyone in canada but this has been a pretty popular drinking game with my friends for a while now.
guelph is a small town with a limited number of bars, though, so we usually only play this when we visit toronto.
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