I am very close to finishing a bottle of wine (fuck you all, I weight 110 lbs so I am allowed to have no tolerance!) and I am glad to finally be able to post in this thread. I've always looked at it, and thought, well damn, I'm sober...and the internet is making me feel bad about it.
I am quite smashed, but I used to be an English major so typing properly is my drunken compulsion. You know how everyone has kind of a thing...some people get drunk and start cleaning (okay I do this too), others get drunk and start apologizing to everyone for everything, I get drunk and I become even more anal retentive about words. It helps that I downloaded the Firefox extension that does auto spellcheck like MS word and I get a red squiggly line taunting me any time I make a mistake! But seriously, I've had IM conversations that I'm too drunk to remember, but when I check my cache in the morning to see what we talked about, I could still type. What I'm saying is that, just because people can spell words doesn't mean they're sober, so stop calling people fakers, a'ight?
If I knew how, I would totally be tempted to post a video demonstrating why people who drink should not have webcams. The other night I got home, just sober enough to change into pajamas, and then decided while drinking more, it would be a good idea to record myself dancing to a live recording of "Love Rhymes With Hideous Car Wreck." I look like Mick Jagger. It's pretty amazing.
Okay but seriously, that live recording from the single kicks FUCKING ASS. I love Johnny Whitney's voice when he's not trying to sound like a tortured child.
P.S. This is my new favorite thread.
P.P.S. I am noticing that most of my posts, and my avatar, would lead people to believe that I am an alcoholic. This is not the case I swear.
P.P.P.S. Or is it? MARTY? DO I HAVE ALCOHOLIC'S INGENUITY?