Topic: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER (Read 858860 times)

ZJGent · « **Reply #400 on:** 24 Oct 2007, 00:16 »

make life better!
take hard drugs!

(poster boy for why not to take hard drugs, right here.)

brahaha!

Felix · « **Reply #401 on:** 28 Oct 2007, 18:27 »

Oh geez. If I had seen this thread last week, I would have totally posted my drunken email I sent to Jeph... something about the misleading use of French in this comic.

Patrick · « **Reply #402 on:** 28 Oct 2007, 18:38 »

Thanks for the bump, though.

I was out drinking with some friends the other night and I discovered that my already-smarmy friend is even more inappropriate around women when there's booze in him. The girl not only made him aware that his personality was serving as the ultimate cockblock, but she ended up giving me her phone number.

I fail this thread, however, 'cause I wasn't drunk enough to enjoy Heineken by the end of the night. I'll try harder at the Halloween party on Wednesday, I promise!

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #403 on:** 28 Oct 2007, 20:47 »

I went to a costume party last night at a friend's apartment where I never fail to get totally trashed at.

I just didn't feel like drinking, and thus did not get the wastedness on. Maybe it was because I was a hobo clown and noone wants to see that, subconsiously.

I am so disappointed in myself.

Runs_With_Scissors · « **Reply #404 on:** 28 Oct 2007, 22:33 »

Rave next weekend, but no Halloween party on Wednesday

I didn't even drink this weekend... surprisingly...

negative creep · « **Reply #405 on:** 29 Oct 2007, 17:14 »

what's wrong with you people, posting in this thread while being sober?
I haven't been sober for more than like 2 days in the last 2 weeks. Tonight I'm drinking cheap vodka, because i ran out of beer.

I should start buying cheap beer, because luckily i live in Germany, where even the cheap beer is better than most of your american crap. Ha!

Patrick · « **Reply #406 on:** 30 Oct 2007, 11:22 »

That, my friend, is why I hate you.

negative creep · « **Reply #407 on:** 30 Oct 2007, 14:24 »

Wait, do you hate me because i insulted American beer, or because of your lack of German beer?

Patrick · « **Reply #408 on:** 30 Oct 2007, 15:28 »

Dude I don't know why you even had to ask the question, nobody's EVER gotten drunk enough to like American beer (excluding Anchor Steam, that stuff is glimmering with justice).

Lines · « **Reply #409 on:** 30 Oct 2007, 15:34 »

American beer sucks and that's a fact. The only thing it's good for is proving people who don't know the joys of imported beer and/or topshelf liquor.

I am not drunk. That wouldn't not be the best thing to be right now. But I know about bad beer, and that is the American way.

negative creep · « **Reply #410 on:** 30 Oct 2007, 16:53 »

Well, Kim, maybe you're a defender of micro breweries, I thought. I heard they make really good beer, which i'd like to try some time. Also, I always like to ask questions first, another thing that you americans might consider doing (especially before shooting). j/k! I don't mean to be political and stuff.

But really, how 'bout you 'murkans all come visit me in good ol' Germnay and have a few beers with me? Sounds like fun, doesn't it?

Also, I'm drunk.

Ozymandias · « **Reply #411 on:** 30 Oct 2007, 17:21 »

People who hate on American beer don't drink the local microbrew stuff.

Even my little podunk crap town has a microbrew pub and their beer is delicious. Socorro Springs Pickaxe IPA wins!

Storm Rider · « **Reply #412 on:** 30 Oct 2007, 17:42 »

Quote from: KimJongSick on 30 Oct 2007, 15:28

Dude I don't know why you even had to ask the question, nobody's EVER gotten drunk enough to like American beer (excluding Anchor Steam, that stuff is glimmering with justice).

Anchor Steam is the San Francisco microbrew, right? It makes sense that Europeans would not have heard of it.

SeanBateman · « **Reply #413 on:** 30 Oct 2007, 18:09 »

If any of you europeans come hang out with me, ever, I will give you american beer so good it will make your toes curl.

I am currently drinking the Bristol Winter Warlock Oatmeal Stout. It's really malty, with a little less hop than I typically like in a good stout, but plenty of chocolate and caramel notes to make up for it.

negative creep · « **Reply #414 on:** 30 Oct 2007, 18:27 »

If I'll ever have enough money, I'll be glad to accept your offer.

Patrick · « **Reply #415 on:** 31 Oct 2007, 00:17 »

Storm Rider: yup, that's the one. It's a wonder I've ever had it, being 18 and all, but my friends and I, well, ve haff vays.

negative creep, I would be more than happy to go beer drinking with you if I ever get back to that part of the world. Hell, if I'd known you were around while I was still in Luxembourg, I'd have gladly invited any of the Germany-dwellers to Lux to have some Diekirch (whose pils is still by far my all-time favourite).

Emilie__x · « **Reply #416 on:** 31 Oct 2007, 03:58 »

Quote from: negative creep on 30 Oct 2007, 16:53

Well, Kim,

Lulz.
I wish that was your name.

ImRonBurgundy? · « **Reply #417 on:** 01 Nov 2007, 00:38 »

HAPOPYU ALLOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

40 + Orange juice = tastes good.

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #418 on:** 01 Nov 2007, 00:40 »

This is the 4th anniversary of the first time I ever got myself inebriated. And I am completely sober (perhaps with a little THC still hanging around on the edges of my awareness) and I need to write a paper. Ugh.

thegreatbuddha · « **Reply #419 on:** 01 Nov 2007, 01:14 »

I've been drinking Strong Islands for 5 hours and I have to go to school and work a double shift tomorrow. It's gonna suck. HARD

SeanBateman · « **Reply #420 on:** 01 Nov 2007, 01:31 »

I am not sober.

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #421 on:** 01 Nov 2007, 09:06 »

Quote from: onewheelwizzard on 01 Nov 2007, 00:40

This is the 4th anniversary of the first time I ever got myself inebriated. And I am completely sober (perhaps with a little THC still hanging around on the edges of my awareness) and I need to write a paper. Ugh.

I'm thankful that my anniversary with drunkenness is the Fourth of July, no chance of ever having to do anything that day or the next really.

Stryc9Fuego · « **Reply #422 on:** 01 Nov 2007, 15:45 »

I'm as sober as a priestitute.

Patrick · « **Reply #423 on:** 01 Nov 2007, 18:35 »

Quote from: Boro_Bandito on 01 Nov 2007, 09:06

I'm thankful that my anniversary with drunkenness is the Fourth of July, no chance of ever having to do anything that day or the next really.

I'm thankful that my birthday is January 1. I can just get all kinds of fucked up and not have to worry about having a hangover the next day because I don't have to be anywhere. Also it's nice because I've noticed a tendency for people to give me free drinks for being a New Year's baby. This is awesome y/n?

mediumrare · « **Reply #424 on:** 03 Nov 2007, 18:21 »

I've been drinking, but am not drunk.

I am not sober.

Am I allowed in here yet?

Because I'm still drinking.

Slick · « **Reply #425 on:** 03 Nov 2007, 22:25 »

I am sober. I wasn't earlier today, it was fun, but that was while the skies were bright and now the sun is long gone down.

Now I am just sinking into a funk. Bleh.

Skibas_clavicle · « **Reply #426 on:** 04 Nov 2007, 07:19 »

Oh God, dudes, I came home at 4 am and just woke up. Still sauced, I need some orange juice and something greasy. Last night was a combination of whiskey, wine, ex-boyfriends, clubbing, more whiskey, people watching, having fun bumming cigarettes, more whiskey, kisses and punching cute boys for the fun of it.

Tokzic · « **Reply #427 on:** 04 Nov 2007, 12:21 »

I was drunk yesterday, while playing Guitar Hero with some friends.

It is infiinitely better this way.

thegreatbuddha · « **Reply #428 on:** 05 Nov 2007, 15:11 »

I started drinking before the sun went down. The sun is nowdown, and I'm hammered. it twasn't supposed to end like this.

Weihenstephaner and Grand Marnier will do that to a man I suppose....

supersheep · « **Reply #429 on:** 05 Nov 2007, 19:24 »

I have been waiting for so long to be in here and drunk. YAY

ViolentDove · « **Reply #430 on:** 05 Nov 2007, 20:46 »

Melbourne Cup day! Working Australia grinds to a halt and drinks champagne... wooo horsies!

a pack of wolves · « **Reply #431 on:** 09 Nov 2007, 16:36 »

Quote from: Darkbluerabbit on 22 Oct 2007, 01:37

Eeech. Mixing alcohol and dairy products just does not sound good to me. I don't care how classic it is (thanks to Jeff Bridges, at least), White Russians and other dairy based booze drinks make me think "curdle."

Then again, I don't do the dairy thing. Someone get me vodka, coffee liqueur, and Silk creamer...maybe I'll give it a shot. Ignore that. It could be the beer talking.

It is embarrassing to admit how many times I had to backspace to spell "beer." The first time. The second time I had no troubles. Practice makes perfect.

I

Vodka + Kahlua + Soya cream/sweetened soy milk. It tastes good awnd will mess you right up in the good way. I wish I had one now, but i only have cheap w2hite wine. thiz is a poor substitiute, and I feel sad.

thegreatbuddha · « **Reply #432 on:** 09 Nov 2007, 16:52 »

Warm milk+ whisky is also a good thingif you're just looking forsomethingto help you sleep.

thehollow · « **Reply #433 on:** 09 Nov 2007, 16:56 »

what about eggnog? I picked some up the other day but didn't realize I was out of booze to put in it

Patrick · « **Reply #434 on:** 10 Nov 2007, 10:56 »

Next week is my friend's wedding. I may be playing music at the reception for a few songs, and then I am getting smashed OUT OF MY FUCKING MIND.

beat mouse · « **Reply #435 on:** 11 Nov 2007, 17:02 »

so it turns out watching breakfast at tiffany's on acid is really not that entertaining. betty boop however is awesome.

thegreatbuddha · « **Reply #436 on:** 11 Nov 2007, 17:55 »

Get you some Fraggle Rock. That show was made to trip to.

Johnny C · « **Reply #437 on:** 13 Nov 2007, 22:39 »

i am so drunk right now it takes a remarkable amount of effort to spell properly

yet i am putting in the work for it

APPRECIATE ME

Darkbluerabbit · « **Reply #438 on:** 13 Nov 2007, 23:59 »

I wholeheartedly appreciate your spelling efforts. I will overlook the capitalization, because I understand that sometimes pushing two keys at once is just too much fucking work. We've all been there.

I am not sober, but I sure do wish I was less sober. I am hoping to get drunk tomorrow.

I am pretty sure that the last time I posted here was also the last time I got really drunk.
That is depressing.

Patrick · « **Reply #439 on:** 14 Nov 2007, 11:30 »

Saturday's a-comin' and I can't wait to post in this thread afterward. Fuck yesssssss.

SeanBateman · « **Reply #440 on:** 14 Nov 2007, 11:51 »

I really need to be horribly fucked u at this point, but I honestly don't feel like I can be. Fucking responsibility.

Ozymandias · « **Reply #441 on:** 14 Nov 2007, 14:59 »

I haven't been good and drunk in ages.

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME

Patrick · « **Reply #442 on:** 15 Nov 2007, 03:29 »

Augh. My friend decided to keep the wedding for this weekend, but made a last-minute decision to postpone the reception until the 23rd and move it down here.

To be fair though, it's easier for the reception to be here anyway, 'cause it means I don't have to lug the amp all the way up to Krujë, but dammit, I wanted to get FUCKED UP BEYOND ALL REASON this weekend and now I don't get to.

Oh well, one more week won't kill me. Until then, there's beer in the fridge and it's 1230pm. Anybody want to join me?

SeanBateman · « **Reply #443 on:** 16 Nov 2007, 00:46 »

FOHDY FODHY FOHDY FODHY FOHDY FODHYF OHDY FODHY!

FOHHHTIEEES!

I drank 2.

1 was hi frav.

drunk,

thegreatbuddha · « **Reply #444 on:** 16 Nov 2007, 00:57 »

I've been drinking Budwesier for the last 5 hours. I'm barely buzzed. Fucking weakass 3% bullshit beer.

Scandanavian War Machine · « **Reply #445 on:** 17 Nov 2007, 16:58 »

i woke up with a headache this morning (afternoon, actually) and subsequently decided to take some oxycodone to make it go away (overkill). but now i'm just really fucked up and my headache has not gone away.

also, my skin is made of tiny bugs right now and it is pretty awesome.

mediumrare · « **Reply #446 on:** 17 Nov 2007, 17:34 »

Here, Bud is 5%. Weird man.

a pack of wolves · « **Reply #447 on:** 17 Nov 2007, 22:45 »

Tonight involved: chunky fries, Amstel beers, carlsberg pints, arriving at the club to see my friend has gotten the names of her twin boys tattooed on her feet, more carlsberg, "dude, you're going out with her now? Fully good effort, I am well jealous", The Get Up Kids, The Weakerthans, Michael Jackson, Against Me, Stand, Danzig, Metallica, Weezer, Minor Threat, Black Fkag, fuck me so much dancing, Chinese karaoke, more beers, dice, nipple sucking... In short, I am really, really meant to be in this particular thread right now.

thegreatbuddha · « **Reply #448 on:** 18 Nov 2007, 00:43 »

Budweiser's alcohol % is different depending on the state. I live in Georgia, where religious conservatives have decided that drinking is bad. (I can't buy alcohol on Sunday) So it's weak hee, their reasoning being that people will be less drunk. What really happens is that people dink more beer to get drunk, and have to piss more. Being drunk, no one thinks ecologically, and flushes every time. That's why we have a drought.

morca007 · « **Reply #449 on:** 18 Nov 2007, 14:07 »

Last Night: Decided to sample the hard cider I've been fermenting in my closet. My friend Craig and I drank about half the gallon jug. Damn tasty. Decent buzz. We went to the comedian who was on campus, hilarious, and went to Albertsons, where I apparantly bought 3 bags of chips. Nothing too exciting, but fun.

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