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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #450 on: 19 Nov 2007, 02:08 »

I won a poker game to covermy bar tab tonight. Which means i'm plasteredand I get to do it tomorrow too.

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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #451 on: 19 Nov 2007, 12:09 »

The wedding reception ended up not being cancelled, so I got pretty sloshed from raki, but not nearly as sloshed as two of my good friends who were there with me. They both ended up vomiting, and the girl (who I happen to have feelings for) ended up drunkenly expressing her love for me while I held her hair back so she could hurl. Huge lulz ensued immediately afterward, as I left to go to bed and cry my also-drunken ass to sleep.
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« Reply #452 on: 20 Nov 2007, 05:25 »

I just cracked open an INSANELY good Chianti. I don't even know what brand it is; it's been sitting long enough that the label came off. I was worried it would be vinegar in a basket bottle, but it is oh so smooth and tasty. Good find.

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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #453 on: 22 Nov 2007, 19:48 »

Budweiser is horrid.


Forties are pretty much amazing.


I am drinking beer and then wine, and then smoking.


And then we are going out at 5am to go shopping. Then I am going to work. Oh hells yes, intoxicated foolishness.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #454 on: 22 Nov 2007, 23:10 »

I am drinking some really delicious Bourbon.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #455 on: 22 Nov 2007, 23:47 »

 Man, you guys are cool.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #456 on: 23 Nov 2007, 22:31 »

I'm not. I'm not sober.

I'm drunk and I'm depressed.

I wish alcohol wasn't such a depressant.

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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #457 on: 24 Nov 2007, 01:26 »

 Maybe you shouldn't drink.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #458 on: 24 Nov 2007, 03:28 »

Drinking always makes me feel better.

How come awesomessant isn't a word?

It should be.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #459 on: 24 Nov 2007, 09:31 »

I am drinking margaritas. I don't care if this makes me a vagina, it is DELICIOUS. But they're frozen so I am getting brainfreeze and AUGH
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #460 on: 24 Nov 2007, 20:37 »

Not a good night ARGH.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #461 on: 24 Nov 2007, 20:54 »

I have just switched from Blackhook stout, to home brewed Imperial stopout.   Which means I have gone from dar to darker.  this imerpial stout is fuckign awsome and we bottled it in 22oz bottles. 

72 bottles of beer ona th wall 71 bottles f beer...

and this music is awswoe m. Lunng fuck yha



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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #462 on: 25 Nov 2007, 06:32 »

whisky and coke until 4:30 in the morning = good lyrics written the next day.

i just need to finish them now. :(
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #463 on: 25 Nov 2007, 06:47 »

Every time I pass by this thread I feel bad. The title yells at me and makes me want to participate in some underage tomfoolery, it's peer pressure all over again D:
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #464 on: 25 Nov 2007, 16:33 »

I have just switched from Blackhook stout, to home brewed Imperial stopout.   Which means I have gone from dar to darker.  this imerpial stout is fuckign awsome and we bottled it in 22oz bottles. 

72 bottles of beer ona th wall 71 bottles f beer...

and this music is awswoe m. Lunng fuck yha





This is a great drunken post.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #465 on: 28 Nov 2007, 16:50 »

[size=120pt]FUCK YOU[/size]

Y'all are a bunchaduckwads!

LEARN TO GET PROPERDRUNK!

DUVEL SI WIN!

Stop faking shit!

"ooh, im so cool, i am moderately intoxicated!"

Piss off! Lightweights!

Come here, and ill pour you a Duvel!

Silly people, thinking its all cool to be drunk.

Hell, i cant believe i started this thread about something like a year ago, and that its still going.

Then again, it probably saves us from a pile o "oh, look at me, im so drunk, i need subtitles" threads, so i guess all is good.

Whaterver
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #466 on: 28 Nov 2007, 17:08 »

SCRW YOU TOILETBOWL

Excuse me for a fe minutes
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #467 on: 28 Nov 2007, 17:48 »

Guys, I had 5 mouth-shots of Smirnoff Vodka that I found in my pantry like 20 minutes ago... Most of the bottle is gone now, and I feel a bit tipsy... But not a lot.

Maybe it's going to kick in soon though. Usually when I drink it takes longer for it to kick in for me than for my friends.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #468 on: 29 Nov 2007, 00:05 »

If you can spell moderately intoxicated correctly, you're doing it wrong.
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« Reply #469 on: 29 Nov 2007, 00:10 »

SCRW YOU TOILETBOWL

Psh.  You won't be saying that in the morning.  The toilet bowl is your friend.  Seriously, the best thing you can do when drastically hungover is to vomit.  I totally woke up on my parents' couch this Sunday, feeling like absolute shit, and tried to pretend like I was just really tired until I finally managed to sneak upstairs and throw up at 2 PM.  After puking, I felt fucking amazing.  I went for a 5 mile run, that's how awesome vomiting made me feel.  Puking is the best thing ever.  Sure, it's gross for a few minutes, but afterwards, all is well!

Okay, so that Saturday night was awful.  I walked around my hometown for like an hour because I couldn't remember where I parked my car.  That was a bad time.  Finally finding my car and sleeping in the backseat... FUCKING COLD.  At least I didn't drive, right?

Now it's Wednesday!  And I'm not sober!  Taking turns as DD is awesome.  I am pleasantly tipsy.  I am going to change into sweatpants now.  It's gonna be super and cozy.

I can spell moderately intoxicated no matter how drunk I am!  Sure, it may take me a couple of tries, but damnit, I will DO IT.   
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #470 on: 29 Nov 2007, 00:13 »

Best hangover cure ever: Drink a jar of pickle juice just before bed, followed by as much water as you can hold down, and as much sleep as you can get.
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« Reply #471 on: 29 Nov 2007, 04:11 »

These guys beg to differ.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #472 on: 30 Nov 2007, 15:37 »

Heineken is fucking stupid filthy worse-than-vb catpee! SCREW IT!
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #473 on: 30 Nov 2007, 16:33 »

Bros, it's all about the Jameson triple distilled Irish Whiskey. Super savage. gets you toasted in less time than it takes to say supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Which could take a very long time, depending on how much you have had already.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #474 on: 30 Nov 2007, 17:08 »

Samuel Adams.

Always a good decision.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #475 on: 30 Nov 2007, 19:32 »

Hey, what's the conversion of ounces to beers.

Like, if I drank 3 ounces of 80 proof(40% alc), how many (4.5-5%) beers would that be?

Just wondering.
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« Reply #476 on: 30 Nov 2007, 19:36 »

About 24 ounces, so about a pint and a bit.

I have been drinking and gabbling for a good four hours now.
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« Reply #477 on: 30 Nov 2007, 20:06 »

I drank half a 6 ounce of vodka 2 bottle-bneers and a bunch of some kahlua stuff that is from mexico. I feel pretty drunk, but I think that my most drunk part is just getting to kick in because usually it takes 20 minutes or so to kick in for me.


I had 2 bottle beers 3 ounces of 40% alc vodka and like 10 swigs of kahlua and I feel pretty darn drunk. Does that make me a lightweight? I don't care, that's good because that means I can get drunk without hurting my wallter and liver.

Plus I'm still young so yeah, this is pretty intense for me. Right now I'd say I'm about the second dunrkest I've ever been.

I know there's a lot of erroes in my post but I dn't really care right now/ I edited some of them out though.


My stomach also has burning and bloatied feelings right now. It kind of hurts but  not that much.
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« Reply #478 on: 30 Nov 2007, 22:05 »

tongiht I was myu drunkest ever.
2beers half 6 ounce vodla half a big bottle of kaluah. It tasted like a really reallygross coffeee.

lol.
I'm feeling REALLY drunk.

I said some stuff on MSN that I would ahve enver said to my friends soberl. I think that proves myt drunkeness. I don't regret it thoughm, it needed to be said beause it's how i reallty feel.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #479 on: 30 Nov 2007, 22:07 »

hell Chrasstor, those two posts nearly made me smell the alcohol from here!

Seriously though, someone should check up on 'em, might have alcohol poisoning, there's nothing worse that drowning in your own drunken vomit.
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« Reply #480 on: 30 Nov 2007, 22:11 »

i drank a bunch of vodka before work at like 4 something while watching the first epsiode of Jerry Seinfeld too. at work I was pretty drunk because I was feeling deporesssd since it was a long weekend and i had tow rok. Now it's over and 2:11 am and I drank all that stuff I mentioned before since.

I don't think I have alcohol poisoning, because people can barf up alcohol before they are poisoned right? I feel like I might vomit.

I'm kind of seeing douboe, bu in a good way. I'm going to drink more water so taht I don't get as hung over.

PS. Boro that's good of you to mention alcohol poisoning because it amkes me not want to take more alcohol in becasue I want to ge t pretty drunk but not die. I'm glad that somebody said it because leading me on might lead to me drinking TOO much. Also, I think you're a pretty good boarder for the most part. okay.

btw Kieffer I don't dislike you either, I just think you are really harsh sometimes but that's yours tyle so that's okay. I think you're a pretty smart person, and despite what you think I can actually undertstand a lot of the meanings behind your posts.
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« Reply #481 on: 30 Nov 2007, 22:54 »

This is the first time I have actually posted in this thread un-sober.

Oh boy!

And my typing is actually better...

WHAT IN THE FUCKING HELL IS GOING ON HERE
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« Reply #482 on: 30 Nov 2007, 22:54 »

hey thread.
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« Reply #483 on: 01 Dec 2007, 00:03 »

my night has been awesome thanks everybody.

a shift at threshers the wine shop: drunk.
a shift at moles club, on the bar: drunk + stoned.
a party at my homeboy duncan's flat: drunk + stoned + wired.
right now, on dunc's computer, at  8 am: SLEEP MADNESS!!!!
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« Reply #484 on: 01 Dec 2007, 04:22 »

Bros, it's all about the Jameson triple distilled Irish Whiskey. Super savage. gets you toasted in less time than it takes to say supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Which could take a very long time, depending on how much you have had already.

You. Yeah, you. New guy. I like you.
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« Reply #485 on: 01 Dec 2007, 06:41 »

Wow, I broke the siding in my bathroom by falling on it, vomited in the sink and said a lot of things I only half-meant on MSN. I remember experiencing crazy-vertigo and a lot of burning in my stomach.


I feel like shit. I'm aching everywhere topped off with a headache and bad dry-mouth, despite drinking an entire 4 litre pitcher of water last night... I don't want to get that drunk ever again.
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« Reply #486 on: 01 Dec 2007, 07:19 »

Sad drunk is sad and pathetic and bad at bowling.
God I hate being drunk, so why do I do it so often?
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« Reply #487 on: 01 Dec 2007, 08:47 »

bad at bowling.

lies! me and my homeboy mike once got ripped on a litre of malibu (yeah, i know. we were young.) and went bowling with friends. I won by a margin of 100 points! And hit on the couple bowling in the next lane! Oh, and I have never won at bowling before in my life.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #488 on: 01 Dec 2007, 11:24 »

Seriously though, someone should check up on 'em, might have alcohol poisoning, there's nothing worse that drowning in your own drunken vomit.

What about drowning in someone else's drunken vomit?
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« Reply #489 on: 01 Dec 2007, 11:27 »

Roddy, you hit on anything with a pulse.
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« Reply #490 on: 01 Dec 2007, 11:57 »

Christ, in under a month this thread will have been sustained for a year (and at only 10 pages). It's been here almost as long as I have. This is strangely depressing.
Guess I'll drink away the sadness tonight.
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« Reply #491 on: 01 Dec 2007, 12:34 »

@KimJong: Why, thank you. Of course, I just recently discovered Kahlua, and so will be hung up on that for awhile. Of course, being seventeen makes all of this slightly difficult...
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« Reply #492 on: 01 Dec 2007, 12:41 »

No excuses. Somebody in your hometown will probably be back visiting from college, just make them buy you b00z.
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« Reply #493 on: 01 Dec 2007, 12:42 »

@KimJong: Why, thank you. Of course, I just recently discovered Kahlua, and so will be hung up on that for awhile. Of course, being seventeen makes all of this slightly difficult...

You gotta try a white Russian if that's how you feel. If they're good enough for the Dude, they're good enough for anyone.
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« Reply #494 on: 01 Dec 2007, 19:05 »

If you had a guy piss on your rug, you definitely need a white Russian. 
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« Reply #495 on: 02 Dec 2007, 01:43 »

To those living in the US: If you're out drinking and too fucked up to drive, budweiser wil drive you home for free* between now and 01/04 (04/01 for you crazy european types). Call 18002224357 (1800AAAHELP) and mention budweiser. It is awesome. I suckeredsome frat boys out of $200 tonight and have had nothing but guiness and jamesons, AND I DIDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE HOME.

It might work outside the US, but I dont know what the AAA number would be there
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« Reply #496 on: 02 Dec 2007, 05:11 »

so i got drunk at work tonight after we had a grand reopening party after our restaurant's renovations, and ended up ruining 200$ worth of margarita mix and then my debit was fucked and i couldnt pay for my drinks and now i feel like a really awful awful person.
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« Reply #497 on: 08 Dec 2007, 09:11 »

i am kind of drunk right now because i have friends who are bad influences and i ahte this one girl and she is terrible and i got guilted into going into her party even though i hate her and plus she thinks i am a lesbian because i mispronounce orangina which is what i had tongith mixed with vodka
i hope i don't puke
i have to fix my makeup though this is kind of a nice place we'r egoing  to hahahah
:/ i might be on later though, qc.
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« Reply #498 on: 08 Dec 2007, 09:24 »

eyyyyyyy
also . .. .
ok i don't have anything else to say
just maybe i htink i can double psot when i am drunk yessssss?>
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« Reply #499 on: 13 Dec 2007, 15:29 »

NOT SOBER AND TYPING COHERENTLY.

Didn't get into a club but got wankered beforehand ++
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