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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #500 on: 13 Dec 2007, 18:39 »

FUCK YOU ALL!

This thread is like ages old, and still yo yonf ones are beein all :whoo drunkz!"

its not that special!

Now, im goign to puke my guts out for the 2nd time cinde i came home, so i can sleep in peace. Also, guess who woont get laid tonight.

Maybe nex ttime ill actually approach thems cute girls when im still sorbers.

I guess ills ack up and now just og and empty my intestinoal tract. (ecapet the last buitç  thats just nasty!(
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #501 on: 14 Dec 2007, 19:08 »

Good grief! Someone  has been getting drrunk today agains! Whgoooo!

Me and some friends idscovered a earn-goodies-by-drinking thinger in a place nearby! I now own a Palm beercoaster/barcloth thinger! (good mousemat).

Best of all is that my friend walked away with a La Chouffe traffic sign! (making silly deals with a half drunk owner-of-the-place the night before = good!)
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #502 on: 14 Dec 2007, 21:48 »

Oh god, my brother bought a 30 pack of miller light and is basically making me drink with him because he doesn't want to drink alone, and I am doing it without hesitation.

I, I think the pair of us may be alcoholics...
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #503 on: 14 Dec 2007, 23:46 »

plus she thinks i am a lesbian because i mispronounce orangina which is what i had tongith mixed with vodka

It'd be mean to sig a drunk quote without permission. So, requesting permission to sig this. It is awesome.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #504 on: 15 Dec 2007, 01:40 »

Look at Johnny's sig and grow a pair, courtesy is for pussies.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #505 on: 15 Dec 2007, 02:16 »

Oh god, my brother bought a 30 pack of miller light and is basically making me drink with him because he doesn't want to drink alone, and I am doing it without hesitation.

I, I think the pair of us may be alcoholics...

Dude, you're drinking Miller light. No real alcoholic would ever drink anything with light in its name, it defies booze logic. If anything, you probably aren't drinking enough.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #506 on: 15 Dec 2007, 04:02 »

Dude... Light beer aint no beer!

Go and buy yourself some proper beer, then come back.
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« Reply #507 on: 15 Dec 2007, 05:23 »

Dude, you're drinking Miller light. No real alcoholic would ever drink anything with light in its name, it defies booze logic. If anything, you probably aren't drinking enough.

P.S. Patrick, that's different 'cause Khar prides himself on his drunk rants. Or at least finds them mildly amusing the next day.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #508 on: 16 Dec 2007, 01:37 »

It is a really unfortuhnate thing for my wallet that my local bar started carrying lucid.  Ist' also unfortunate for everyone in my phone book who I will drunk dial wihtout fail every Wednesday night. (Because Wednesdays are th best days to drink on.)
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #509 on: 16 Dec 2007, 01:47 »

I drunk-texted a girl I liked in May after an all-night boozer involving a bunch of friends of mine. Oddly enough, the whole message was in near-perfect German and was pretty much a confession on how I had the hots for her.

I was really drunk, man.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #510 on: 16 Dec 2007, 02:16 »

I am not sure I have ever been this stoned.

Actulally I know I have been more stoned.


But I am very very stoned.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #511 on: 16 Dec 2007, 07:58 »

I drunk-texted a girl I liked in May after an all-night boozer involving a bunch of friends of mine. Oddly enough, the whole message was in near-perfect German and was pretty much a confession on how I had the hots for her.

I was really drunk, man.

Damn Pat. That takes some serious liquid balls. What were the results?
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #512 on: 16 Dec 2007, 08:22 »

He text messaged a confession of amorous intent. How do you think it went? The only possible positive outcome would be if she doesn't understand German and so he got to erase this mistake.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #513 on: 16 Dec 2007, 08:49 »

After playing kings last night with some hideously potent mixed concoction and several beers, I woke up this morning in a friends bed, she sleeping on the floor and my other friend in the bed with her feet in my face. I don't really recall how this came about. I also feel like I was punched repeatedly in the forehead. Walking is a tricky matter. I'm not too if it's worth it.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #514 on: 16 Dec 2007, 11:18 »

The only possible positive outcome would be if she doesn't understand German

She was half German, half Turkish, and I got shot the fuck down. Maybe it was the whole "Shit I know I sent you an SMS last night but I don't know what it said, I was wasted as fuck" phone call the next morning.

That was the day I learned to check my outbox.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #515 on: 16 Dec 2007, 11:53 »

Hey, he did it just because he felt like getting fucked up, and we drank em all. Even fifteen light beers will fuck you over.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #516 on: 16 Dec 2007, 12:31 »

No they won't. 15 real beers will.

I just just thinking 'man who the hell drunk dials' but then I remembered this:

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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #517 on: 16 Dec 2007, 14:56 »

Apparently last night I had an extensive text message conversation with a girl I've met once, in line for a concert in NYC. I agreed to come hang out with her in the city in January. I remember none of this but my text in/out boxes informed me this morning that it did indeed happen. Alcohol surely is a strange, wondrous thing.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #519 on: 17 Dec 2007, 08:25 »

That is not how you spell "more."

It is also not a funny picture.

I just ate a bunch of speed to finish this paper in the next 4 hours.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #520 on: 17 Dec 2007, 09:05 »

i am not drunk, but i keep forgetting to post here when i am drunk.  or i have better things to do.  so i'm posting here now, regardless.  i got drunk two nights in a row this past weekend... that never happens anymore.  not since college at least.

Apparently last night I had an extensive text message conversation with a girl I've met once, in line for a concert in NYC. I agreed to come hang out with her in the city in January. I remember none of this but my text in/out boxes informed me this morning that it did indeed happen. Alcohol surely is a strange, wondrous thing.

i had a phone convo with my gf two weekends ago.  she doesn't remember it, her friends say she wasn't on the phone, and neither her nor my phone loged the call.  so i may have been drunk and hallucinating.

whoo!
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #521 on: 18 Dec 2007, 08:38 »

I don't know why I'm posting this here (aside from the Jack Daniels), but I just wanted to post that the most ashamed I've ever been being drunk is when I was 16 and I got drunk with a good friend of mine and his parents.

The fact that I was drunk with this dude and his parents isn't what I was ashamed of. Also, no I did not try to make out with his mom. What I'm ashamed of is what we got hammered on.

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« Reply #522 on: 18 Dec 2007, 08:42 »

I'm going to go with the fact that you were 16 and didn't know any better.  Also, you must have been broke.  No excuse for your friend's parents, though.  Ew.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #523 on: 18 Dec 2007, 08:49 »

You are true in that I was younger (15), and that I was broke, but the dude's parents weren't exactly what you'd label as "classy". In fact, you wouldn't be farr off the mark referring to them as "rednecks" or "trailer trash". Didn't stop 'em from bein' cool, though.

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« Reply #524 on: 18 Dec 2007, 14:13 »

Milwaukee's Best, a waste of perfectly good water.
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« Reply #525 on: 20 Dec 2007, 04:38 »

i can see the unicorn...
I miss my faourite post in this here topic, i did miss you do much topic...
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #526 on: 20 Dec 2007, 08:05 »

I am not drunk. But I am mightily stoned. Yes yes.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #527 on: 20 Dec 2007, 10:01 »

I'm tired! So it took me an hour to do this:
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #528 on: 20 Dec 2007, 10:31 »

well i have no work today, school is out, lightyears away from family, etc...might as well drink

i had 3 bottles of "red trolley" and now i'm looking over:

4 bottles of guinness
2 bottles of hefenweizen
10 bottles of corona
3 cans of bud light
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« Reply #529 on: 20 Dec 2007, 12:29 »

okay 'im about 7 beers in

looking out the window
it's cloudy and cold
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« Reply #530 on: 20 Dec 2007, 12:30 »

I like your avatar, but if you were the one saying corona is better than PBR in gabbly then you should just get out.
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« Reply #531 on: 20 Dec 2007, 12:45 »

that's like the saddest beer collection ever. Corona doesn't really even qualify as a beer, and bottled Guinness tastes horrible. The hefeweizen is the only redeeming part.
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« Reply #532 on: 20 Dec 2007, 12:58 »

yeah that was me...i said i likecoron a more for the formality but again

cheap bbeer, dont really care, i'm poor, this is what we got
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« Reply #533 on: 20 Dec 2007, 14:30 »

It's 4.30pm and I'm still hungover. Damn.
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« Reply #534 on: 20 Dec 2007, 15:19 »

that's like the saddest beer collection ever. Corona doesn't really even qualify as a beer, and bottled Guinness tastes horrible. The hefeweizen is the only redeeming part.

Keep in mind it's probably Pyramid.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #535 on: 20 Dec 2007, 16:38 »

hey. Hey. HEY. Corona is perfectly acceptable if one is in mexico.

Also, does it count if I post in here while I am on lots of painkillersd?
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« Reply #536 on: 20 Dec 2007, 17:11 »

Corona is even MORE unacceptable in Mexico, are you serious? You could be buying tecate, Sol, Bohemia, Modella, or any number of actual semi decent beers, and instead you're buying overrated commercialized American targeted Swill.

Painkillers only count if you get some for me.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #537 on: 20 Dec 2007, 18:48 »

I like your avatar, but if you were the one saying corona is better than PBR in gabbly then you should just get out.

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« Reply #538 on: 20 Dec 2007, 21:16 »

Corona is even MORE unacceptable in Mexico, are you serious? You could be buying tecate, Sol, Bohemia, Modella, or any number of actual semi decent beers, and instead you're buying overrated commercialized American targeted Swill.

agreed. The semester I was in spain they had Corona at every bar and all the americans I went with drank it almost exclusively, despite the fact that good german and other european beers were regularly available that are way less common to find in the US. I go out to bars with people here in Wisconsin who order like coors lite or something, and I inevitably end up yelling at them. WI has a shitton of really good local and regional microbrews available at most of the bars around here, yet they still get bud lite? I don't understand it.
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« Reply #539 on: 20 Dec 2007, 21:49 »

really nice beer

Sam Adams Imperial Pilsner

Oak Aged Arrogant Bastard Ale.
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« Reply #540 on: 20 Dec 2007, 21:52 »

Hello.  I am stoned. 



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« Reply #541 on: 20 Dec 2007, 21:55 »

pretty much all Sam Adams is good. I just recently tried their Black Lager and the Winter lager, both of which I enjoyed thoroughly.
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« Reply #542 on: 20 Dec 2007, 21:58 »

Sam Adams is good because it's the closest you can come to a good American microbrew at your local grocer.
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« Reply #543 on: 20 Dec 2007, 22:07 »

I actually think most Sam Adams sucks, but Beeradvocate and some friends both told me this was pretty good.

It is actually more of an IPA than an imperial pilsner, but it's far from a bad beer. Intriguing but not amazing, I guess.
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« Reply #544 on: 20 Dec 2007, 22:08 »

Sam Adams is good because it's the closest you can come to a good American microbrew at your local grocer.
that's pretty much true. WI however has pretty good distribution for their micro/local brews, with most grocery stores offering at least one or two of the better known varieties. Does that mean they're no longer considered microbreweries? I guess I still call them that because they're still really good craft beers, they're just sold on a statewide scale.
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« Reply #545 on: 20 Dec 2007, 22:11 »

Oh.

Well, then Wisconsin is a better place than New Mexico.

And I didn't say Sam Adams was the best, but compare it to any other national American beer.
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« Reply #546 on: 20 Dec 2007, 22:15 »

Sierra Nevada.

New Belgium.
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« Reply #547 on: 20 Dec 2007, 22:18 »

I've only ever had Sierra Nevada's Pale Ale, and as I'm not a pale ale guy, I didn't really like it. If I ever see another style of theirs I'll definitely give it a try though.
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« Reply #548 on: 20 Dec 2007, 22:27 »

Only the pale ale is readily available.
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« Reply #549 on: 20 Dec 2007, 23:43 »

Yesterday went like this:

Wake up, get high. Go to work to get schedule, smoke some more with boss. Go to record store, buy some records. Go to thrift store, and buy shit, while listening to the Velvet Underground. Ride bus home. Love life.
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