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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #550 on: 20 Dec 2007, 23:57 »

Sierra Nevada.

New Belgium.

I see your Sierra Nevada and raise you one Anchor Steam, sir
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #551 on: 21 Dec 2007, 00:01 »

Anchor Steam is delicious, yes, but not available to nearly the same degree as those other two.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #552 on: 21 Dec 2007, 00:02 »

Also this oak aged arrogant bastard is fucking incredible.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #553 on: 21 Dec 2007, 00:03 »

Also I am tipsy and bored and the internet is for some reason devoid of pretty girls, currently.
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« Reply #554 on: 21 Dec 2007, 00:03 »

If someone doesn't show up for me to flirt with soon I swear to god I'll..


I'll....
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« Reply #555 on: 21 Dec 2007, 00:04 »

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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #556 on: 21 Dec 2007, 00:44 »

Fine, fine. Decent availability is a requirement, then? Go get some He'brew, then. It's available in just about any state that matters.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #557 on: 21 Dec 2007, 00:45 »

Interstingly enough, I am drinking Messiah Bold right now!

Their Lenny Bruce R.I.P.A is a lot better, though.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #558 on: 21 Dec 2007, 00:50 »

I really wish I could get some good American beer over here. The microbreweries you guys have sound fucking incredible.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #559 on: 21 Dec 2007, 00:56 »

I'm currently drinking my second (i spilled the first one all over my keyboard, d'oh) Capital Brewery Winter Skål of the night, and it's really damn good. Cap brew is based out of Madison, and it's available in the MN/WI/IL area so, any of yall around these parts should check it out if you can find it.
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« Reply #560 on: 21 Dec 2007, 00:59 »

I will ship you an american beer sampler if it is allowed through customs and you tell me what you like. 1 each of six of my favorite beers, in exchange for either hella tim tams or anything else awesome from your country you can send me.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #561 on: 21 Dec 2007, 07:55 »

Fat Tire.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #562 on: 21 Dec 2007, 10:11 »

i was certainly shamed last night by dirk so i set out to get some proper beers at the local store. i basically grabbed some guy and said, "which beers would a guy drink?"

I ended up getting

sierra nevada but a "celebration" kind
modelo especial
some newwie
pete's wicked strawberry blonde (this was me, i had to have a girly beer)

the cashier was pretty impressed i was  getting these, i think
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #563 on: 21 Dec 2007, 10:27 »

Those are 4 totally decent session beers.

Except the Sierra Nevada celebration, which I look forward to every year and always buy way too much of. It's so fuckin good.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #564 on: 21 Dec 2007, 10:37 »

should i crack it open first or later, good sir?
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« Reply #565 on: 21 Dec 2007, 11:07 »

I would just drink the 6 of those, get drunk, and go back and get more of them because they're fucking amazing.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #566 on: 21 Dec 2007, 12:02 »

Interstingly enough, I am drinking Messiah Bold right now!

I first had that one a couple days ago at my mate's place and it was one of the best beers I've ever had.

This thread is now about bomb-ass beer.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #567 on: 21 Dec 2007, 12:17 »

Sculler's Reserve!

local brewery, not sure how widely available it is. probably not very. it's good stuff.
except their Indian Pale Ale or something along those lines...tried that a few weeks ago and it was terrible. then again, that's not really my style anyway so some of you might like it.

also, their logo is a jolly roger. that's how cool they are.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #568 on: 21 Dec 2007, 12:22 »

A lot of people don't like India Pale Ales, because the hop profile creates a really bitter flavor! Also we aren't drunk so should not post in this thread.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #569 on: 21 Dec 2007, 12:31 »

Leinenkugels, Capital Brewery, New Glarus, Summit, Berghoff, Sprecher, and Goose Island are all really good craft brews available in a good part of the upper midwest. Capital Brews are probably my favorite around, the brewery's like a block from my house, and they have an outdoor beergarden in the summer with live music and stuff. Their beer is amazing as well, they've won rediculous amounts of awards for pretty much every one of their beers, including "America's #1 Rated Brewery" by the Beverage Testing Institute's World Beer Championships.

Red Hook, Rogue, Dogfish, and Smutty Nose are all good ones I've tried that might be available around the country if you've got a good liquor store in the area.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #570 on: 21 Dec 2007, 12:40 »

i drank the enwwies and 3 of the petse

so i can psot a litt
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #571 on: 21 Dec 2007, 14:52 »

03:40:16 PM.

Congrats.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #572 on: 21 Dec 2007, 20:56 »

I see what you did there.

It is almost 6 am here. I am quite drunk and also stoned. But as the worthless scum that I am, my sleeping schedule is already adjusted to sleeping until 5 pm, so that is not much of a problem. Also i won about €10 at poker tonight. It was a good day.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #573 on: 21 Dec 2007, 21:02 »

mmmmmmmmmmm
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #574 on: 22 Dec 2007, 00:38 »

4 shots of jameson's, 2 of sake, and two bottles of Kieffer-approved He'brew Messiah Bold and i am feeling no pain.

also this one girl digs me and i thought she was really hot -before- i was drink
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #575 on: 24 Dec 2007, 22:06 »

oh damng I just drenak a whoel lot of snwoballs.
it is like weggnog but for poofs liek me,.

HAPPY CHRISTMAS.

DOUBLE HAPPY CHRISTMAS HO HO HOBAGS
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« Reply #576 on: 29 Dec 2007, 18:10 »

Interstingly enough, I am drinking Messiah Bold right now!
This thread is now about bomb-ass beer.

No longer about beer you stinky as feckles ginge ;)

I'm high on rummm rum rum rum
Oh dear.
Embarassing myself an m i?

I don't fdrunk rum nromally so forgiveth me slaves.




OH NO.
Wahst anm ai doingz lul.


I'll propnabbly egdot thigs in the morinning...





I'm the mest drunk of them all.
I ljust elwent to my work party LOLLAGES YO.

I think I came onto a fat boy who is only sixteen... V_V
LOLOkdgfljbg

Oh dear.

Add me on mSdjkn...
necro_manicac_666:@hotmail.com
That'sb[r[obably rwrong so ask Partrinck for the real one...

WAHWAHWAH >.<

xdofjkgb

*HUGZ*

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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #577 on: 29 Dec 2007, 18:13 »

Isn't she just adorable when she's incapable of typing properly?
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #578 on: 29 Dec 2007, 18:17 »

I was gonna post in here about how awesome drinking whiskey on the greyhound is, but now I just want to Kill that girl as much as possible.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #579 on: 29 Dec 2007, 18:37 »

kille me?
pourquoi?
je parle le français parfait 2quand je suis assez inebrié :)


Wjhy yuou veut me tuer?
Je n'ai rien fait :(

Je suis un peu moins inebrié mainetentnenakjtn


oh man too myuch french i trankslate tomorrwow
if patrick remeinids me...

Oh jebus why you hate me?


:(


I drunk whishey first if it makes thinkgs betterz?
xxxxxxxxxxx

I <3 Patrinck lul
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« Reply #580 on: 29 Dec 2007, 18:43 »

Ij ust prnearly puked


Someone bring more rubm.
cuz i gut moarz but it's chursintmas and mother will see it gone tnoonmoerrrowz...

*SHIZG*
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #581 on: 29 Dec 2007, 18:46 »

I <3 Patrinck lul

Last time a girl said that to me, she proceeded to launch everything she'd eaten into a plastic bag. Something gives me the idea you should probably drink like 5 liters of water and just go to sleep. Rubber bedsheets wouldn't hurt.
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« Reply #582 on: 29 Dec 2007, 18:53 »

rubber betdsheets WOUNLD hutsrt.
Actulayly i hjustm rmemebbered

I,'nm not soleeping im nmy bed cuz my ferind is downastairs wathcing mock the week ro si aspeel...


so yeah i gutsa sleep downstairs iwht ther cha.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #583 on: 30 Dec 2007, 08:50 »

I hate you so much.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #584 on: 30 Dec 2007, 18:00 »

No you don't. You hate that you have been there before.

And you were probably a dick.

To mostly everybody.


Super PS: I am just speaking from personal experience. I drink a little more carefully now that I know it turns me into more of a dick. Though you wouldn't know it from my last post here.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #585 on: 30 Dec 2007, 18:11 »

On a different note from jackassery and puking...

Leinenkugels, Capital Brewery, New Glarus, Summit, Berghoff, Sprecher, and Goose Island are all really good craft brews available in a good part of the upper midwest. Capital Brews are probably my favorite around, the brewery's like a block from my house, and they have an outdoor beergarden in the summer with live music and stuff. Their beer is amazing as well, they've won rediculous amounts of awards for pretty much every one of their beers, including "America's #1 Rated Brewery" by the Beverage Testing Institute's World Beer Championships.

Red Hook, Rogue, Dogfish, and Smutty Nose are all good ones I've tried that might be available around the country if you've got a good liquor store in the area.

Hooray for Wisconsin beer!  All of the breweries you mentioned are very good, and Sprecher makes an especially good root beer if you're into that sort of thing.  That New Glarus Spotted Cow is one of my all time favorites.  I've kind of got a soft spot for Leine's, though, considering that I live about 5 miles from the brewery.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #586 on: 30 Dec 2007, 18:27 »

Goood grief!

Having a crate of Palm on me room.

T'is fucking awesome!

HUZZAH FOR BEER!
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« Reply #587 on: 31 Dec 2007, 05:50 »

Oh dear.
That is rather embarassing...

V_V
*apologies etc*


You'll probably get all that all over again in like... *looks at watch*... 13 or 14 hours when I get back from Noo Yarrz tingz.



... I won't bother translating all that shit...
It's boring... *sighs*
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #588 on: 31 Dec 2007, 07:19 »

Good work, Em, you did me proud the other night :B
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« Reply #589 on: 31 Dec 2007, 07:44 »

I'm sitting in the dark becasue last night we went to a Not-quite-newyears party at a dry house.  We brought our own imperial stout that we brewed this fall.  4 22 oz bottles split three ways and a couple bottles of Old Rasputin, we had a fun time.  the rasputin had a burnt coffee flavor that didn't jive well with our smoother stout.

Im actually a little shaky right now, so erhaps i should eat something.
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« Reply #590 on: 31 Dec 2007, 19:25 »

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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #591 on: 31 Dec 2007, 19:30 »

oh my.

bed would be nice. hiccups stopping would be better.

Kylos here, gemmwah's well couging and laying on my cold, cold arm.
i know it's cold because her face is warm... basically, we're both drunk. huzzah?
kylos out.

P.s. 'gemmwah : i thought you had sleeves on your shirt."
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #592 on: 31 Dec 2007, 23:28 »

it's 8:30 am or something and i'm about to decide wehter to sleep or stay awake!
i'm also drunk as a skunk. (do people say that?)
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #593 on: 31 Dec 2007, 23:41 »

HAPPY 2008

It"S 2008

OH MY GOD

IT'S NEW YEARS

I DON'T THINK I HAVE EVER POSTED IN THSI THREAD BEFORE

IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE A GOOD NEW YEARS PRETEND YOU DID???

AAAAAA AAAAAAAAA
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #594 on: 01 Jan 2008, 00:49 »

I am inebriated right now
I was more einebriated a half hour or so ago, but now I am still pretty fucking drunk.


I had 2 glasses drinks of some strong wine, half an 8ounce of vodka and a couple of ounces(about 6-7) of 20% Kahlua(?).



I also had a budweiser.

HAPPY 20-08!!

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« Reply #595 on: 01 Jan 2008, 01:12 »

I just had a bunch of captain ACK sparoweqs and a baott we of chamb[aondge to mine slf.
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« Reply #596 on: 01 Jan 2008, 01:19 »

I had a half-liter can of Foster's last night and that was it. I didn't even notice it. I wanted to cry, the first beer of 2008 and god damn it I wasted it on shitty Foster's. Next time I'm going down the street to the little market and I am grabbing a Korça.
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« Reply #597 on: 01 Jan 2008, 01:27 »

I just had another glass of wine and three/four mouth shots of kahlua...l I felt like throwing up.


FUCK KAHLUA IS GROSS! SO IS EVERYTHING I DRINK! I DRINK WHAT I CAN GET THOUGH BECAUSE I AM 16!sxixteen
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #598 on: 01 Jan 2008, 03:30 »

What has two thumbs and is drunk?

This guy
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« Reply #599 on: 01 Jan 2008, 08:52 »

You know when people drink alcohol and then they wake up the next morning and think, "I'll never drink again"?

I drank about twice that much last night.

Happy '08, '07 blew massive chunks.

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