Topic: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER (Read 856120 times)

Johnny C · « **Reply #600 on:** 01 Jan 2008, 09:17 »

Actually I blew massive chunks at the start of '08.

I cleaned up the toilet though. At least, I think I did.

bujiatang · « **Reply #601 on:** 01 Jan 2008, 10:54 »

Shannon forced me to drink more water than I drank booze. which made for a lot of water.

however

I have no hangover now. Brut Champagne sucks in my humble opinion.

morca007 · « **Reply #602 on:** 01 Jan 2008, 13:57 »

Hahahaha fuckers, no hangover here!

I was taking pics at a party last night, and didn't really notice the fact that I was up to 34 exposures on a 24exp roll. I didn't load it right. No pictures for me.

Drinking + camera = bad.
Good night though.

Darkbluerabbit · « **Reply #603 on:** 06 Jan 2008, 20:50 »

This is why film sucks. I can't load my camera sober. It's okay, neither can my photography teacher. Actually, I can't really blame film, my camera is just a piece of shit. That I love dearly despite its flaws. Loading film into it just involves about 10 minutes and masking tape. Luckily, I have a digital camera that I can apparently operate drunk, based on the pictures that I've found on it that I don't remember taking.

I think it's funny that this thread has been dead since New Years'.

Patrick · « **Reply #604 on:** 07 Jan 2008, 03:24 »

There's enough liver damage after that one night for about 4 weeks.

I got pretty well drunk this Saturday though, there's this chicken restaurant near Embassy Row that has a microbrewery across the street. They only make pils but it good and absurdly fresh. Like, they give you hour-old beer.

ZJGent · « **Reply #605 on:** 08 Jan 2008, 23:14 »

I wrote this comic, on paper. Here it is.

Kylos · « **Reply #606 on:** 10 Jan 2008, 18:46 »

Am drunk.
Been playing singstar all night. My throat hurts.
So does my lip.

Leinad · « **Reply #607 on:** 10 Jan 2008, 21:01 »

Dammit. I need booze. Lucky bitches, being all like, "legal" or some shit. I hate you.

I is Grammar · « **Reply #608 on:** 10 Jan 2008, 23:18 »

Sweetheart, where I am, I'm not legal, and I still manage to get drunk off my ass. Such as now.

Leinad · « **Reply #609 on:** 11 Jan 2008, 14:11 »

Yeah, I can too, but it normally involves me getting someone to drive with me over to Safeway, walking in, grabbing some alcohol, and then booking it out of there. starts to get old.

Patrick · « **Reply #610 on:** 11 Jan 2008, 14:54 »

You could, you know, just get over-21 people to buy it for you. That's what I did.

hannahrochelle · « **Reply #611 on:** 11 Jan 2008, 14:57 »

Or you could move to Australia.

Legal booze-buying age of 18 wins.

imboden · « **Reply #612 on:** 11 Jan 2008, 15:27 »

Damn it! I'm sober. I'm at work

calenlass · « **Reply #613 on:** 12 Jan 2008, 04:51 »

Oh man I was so drunk last night I do not remember 2 of the 3 skype conversations I apparently had, nor the phone call I apparently took, and woke up at 10 this morning still drunk. I drank an entire bottle of Maker's Mark all by myself! Hahahahaha. I think this counts as "circus drunk".

I do not think I want to do this again. I like remembering all the stupid things I do.

thehollow · « **Reply #614 on:** 12 Jan 2008, 07:10 »

damn, that's a waste of some good booze. I'd probably be dead if I drank a whole bottle by myself. I've only ever been blackout drunk once, and it's not something I'm looking to repeat anytime soon.

I is Grammar · « **Reply #615 on:** 12 Jan 2008, 12:29 »

I prefer it when someone else ended up being blackout drunk and I didn't, because then I can inform them of all the retarded things they did (or did not) do. Practical jokes = personal amusement.

Kylos · « **Reply #616 on:** 12 Jan 2008, 20:50 »

You know what's not cool?
Waking up on your friend's floor still drunk and covered in horrible because people spilt drinks and ashed on it all night.
Carpet not for the win.

Chrasstor · « **Reply #617 on:** 12 Jan 2008, 20:55 »

Quote from: I is Grammar on 12 Jan 2008, 12:29

I prefer it when someone else ended up being blackout drunk and I didn't, because then I can inform them of all the retarded things they did (or did not) do. Practical jokes = personal amusement.

You should invest in some burundanga, you might find that you quite like it.

hannahrochelle · « **Reply #618 on:** 13 Jan 2008, 15:23 »

I used to be a blackout drunk all the time. Then recently I decided to drink less. The results have been awesome.

amok · « **Reply #619 on:** 13 Jan 2008, 16:12 »

Quote from: hannahrochelle on 13 Jan 2008, 15:23

I used to be a blackout drunk all the time. Then recently I decided to drink less. The results have been awesome.

properly sober for the first night since say, October (sorry thread). hoping it works as above. kinda boring so far.

hannahrochelle · « **Reply #620 on:** 13 Jan 2008, 16:23 »

Its more fun knowing that you can draw on other blackout drunks.

Kylos · « **Reply #621 on:** 14 Jan 2008, 21:20 »

My frined let me walk home on my own.
This doesn't sound like much, but drunk off your face in the rape capital of the UK is not the greatest idea.
I was very upset all the way home.
He am cunt. Not legend. /blog.

Anway. Home. Drunk. Bed = warm + not raining. I love mondays. omnomnomnom lots o drinks.x

Verergoca · « **Reply #622 on:** 17 Jan 2008, 19:31 »

hannahrochelle · « **Reply #623 on:** 17 Jan 2008, 20:15 »

Ah, Vergo.

Now I'll have to return the favour and call you when I'M drunk.

stella · « **Reply #624 on:** 18 Jan 2008, 02:06 »

My face feels drunk, but the rest of me does not. The rest of me wants to play drums on rock band, most likely badly, because I am not sober as per thread title.

Does anyone have rock band they will play with me?

I also accept an epic game of scrabble, if I have any takers.

calenlass · « **Reply #625 on:** 18 Jan 2008, 03:24 »

Quote from: thehollow on 12 Jan 2008, 07:10

damn, that's a waste of some good booze. I'd probably be dead if I drank a whole bottle by myself. I've only ever been blackout drunk once, and it's not something I'm looking to repeat anytime soon.

It was not a waste! It took me at least 4 hours to finish it. I quite enjoyed it.

Lunchbox · « **Reply #626 on:** 18 Jan 2008, 03:44 »

My mind is blown that your minds are so blown. What on earth do you guys bring to dodgy BYO parties?

calenlass · « **Reply #627 on:** 18 Jan 2008, 04:12 »

Beer, generally.

Patrick · « **Reply #628 on:** 18 Jan 2008, 04:24 »

Where I come from, people usually bring shitty Corona or MGD. One of my managers turned 55 this summer, so I went to her birthday party. Turns out her family and friends are all completely insane and actually like MGD. I couldn't finish a can.

ViolentDove · « **Reply #629 on:** 18 Jan 2008, 17:32 »

Argh.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #630 on:** 18 Jan 2008, 18:14 »

Quote from: tommydski on 18 Jan 2008, 03:37

Tonight Lunchbox showed us these cans you can buy in Australia -

Don't get too excited. They taste like liquid arse with sugar.

calenlass · « **Reply #631 on:** 18 Jan 2008, 20:01 »

(We weren't excited. It is blasphemy. I felt compelled to pray to my Lord Booker for forgiveness.)

mberan42 · « **Reply #632 on:** 18 Jan 2008, 20:38 »

I like the warm feeling but I'm tired of all the dehydration.

ALoveSupreme · « **Reply #633 on:** 19 Jan 2008, 01:12 »

has anyone mentioned Okocim?.. I'm not a huge connoisseur, but this is pretty good stuff, and everyone I allow a taste to seems to agree. It was recommended by a beer snob, so I guess that makes sense.

PS I'm apparently out of semi-lightweight status because three shots in near succession doesn't destroy me anymore, which makes me feel a little good about myself.

Jackie Blue · « **Reply #634 on:** 23 Jan 2008, 17:16 »

Jim Beam is fucking disgusting in the first place. Adding cola does not help this.

Even cheap whiskey like Early Times is better than Jim Beam.

Real men drink their liquor straight anyway.

I'm a Johnny Walker Red man. In a pinch, I'll settle for Clan MacGregor, the only decent cheap scotch I've been able to find.

Slick · « **Reply #635 on:** 23 Jan 2008, 17:20 »

Wait, you are knocking on Jim Beam White while touting Johnny Walker Red? I'd rather have the scotch than the bourbon in that case, but seriously, Johnny Red is not that great of a whisky. Try black label of either the above and re-evaluate your existence.

tommydski · « **Reply #636 on:** 23 Jan 2008, 17:25 »

There are some good Jim Beams, believe it or not. The over the counter JB White is pretty terrible but the JB Black is an unoffensive and versatile spirit. Better than a few other brands of Kentucky Straight out there, believe me. I'd drink it over Jack Daniels too. Never saw the appeal of JD. I guess I can tolerate it if there is no alternative but I'd sooner have any genuine Bourbon. Anyhow - Jim Beam Green (Charcoal) and Yellow (Rye) are more than acceptable whiskeys.

More importantly, Jim Beam also make Booker's (considered by most people to be the definitive over-the-counter Bourbon), Baker's (a mild and highly enjoyable sipping Bourbon) and Knob Creek (actually amazing for the modest pricing).

Jackie Blue · « **Reply #637 on:** 23 Jan 2008, 17:37 »

I didn't say Johnny Walker Red is the best scotch in the world, I'm saying it's what I prefer to drink, and part of that is factoring in price. Johnny Black is seriously overpriced.

Gentleman Jack is good for the money, as far as American whiskey goes. Regular Jack Daniels is good but overpriced for what it is.

And yes, Knob Creek is a solid buy for the price.

Slick · « **Reply #638 on:** 23 Jan 2008, 17:47 »

Don't take this personal or anything, but my view on Gentleman Jack's is that it's the whiskey for people who don't like whiskey but wan't to be classier than the riff-raff.
It's like a sweetened JD that comes on slightly smoother but finishes just as harshly, thus making it a palatable whiskey for people who don't like straight liquor to drink straight and pretend to be badass.

My opinions, of course, are, as always, seasoned with cynicism. And too many commas.

I like to drink less of the good stuff than more of the bad stuff.

Storm Rider · « **Reply #639 on:** 23 Jan 2008, 17:55 »

Quote from: zerodrone on 23 Jan 2008, 17:16

Even cheap whiskey like Early Times

OOOOLD COCK

Jackie Blue · « **Reply #640 on:** 23 Jan 2008, 18:18 »

Quote from: Slick on 23 Jan 2008, 17:47

I like to drink less of the good stuff than more of the bad stuff.

I like to get drunk if I'm drinking liquor, and the difference in taste is more to do with what kind of liquor it is than how much it costs (I'd rather drink the cheapest, nastiest whiskey in the world than the most expensive tequila, for example).

Plus, liquor is just one of those things where people have totally different opinions. I know a lot of people who can't understand how I can possibly even like scotch at all.

Kylos · « **Reply #641 on:** 23 Jan 2008, 21:50 »

THERE IS A SPIDER IN MY ROOM.
I am scared of these beasts. It's in my room and missing. I am freaking out and my friend won't let me escape to go to his.
This is a big spider. I need to get away.
fuck, YOU. Spider-cunt.

Jackie Blue · « **Reply #642 on:** 23 Jan 2008, 22:10 »

I'm drinking Icehouse and am on 2 Valium.

Expect great posts from me in the next few hours!

ZJGent · « **Reply #643 on:** 23 Jan 2008, 22:49 »

Quote from: Storm Rider on 23 Jan 2008, 17:55

OOOOLD COCK

Patrick · « **Reply #644 on:** 24 Jan 2008, 04:32 »

Helps that everybody's got their hands on it in potentially suggestive positions. A++

I will go ahead and mention Jameson's Irish Whiskey again. It's like $40 for a 1.75L bottle at BevMo. Fairly expensive compared to a similar-sized bottle of, say, Cuervo, but with a taste that is less likely to make you want to go to Kosovo to test out their landmines.

calenlass · « **Reply #645 on:** 24 Jan 2008, 05:28 »

Guys Old Cock is so good.

And by "good" I clearly mean.. um... something else. COMICOOONNNNNN

blanktom · « **Reply #646 on:** 24 Jan 2008, 05:45 »

i might be a little pissed tonight when i get in at like 11.45.

i have never posted on a forum drunk, so it will be an interesting excursion. wish me luck!

EDIT: also, KARAOKE NIGHT TONIGHT WOOOOOOOO! hosted by our local x-factor wannabe redcoat.

ledhendrix · « **Reply #647 on:** 24 Jan 2008, 10:02 »

Screw crappy whisky. Single malts ftw. Highland park is an excellent one to start on.

Ballard · « **Reply #648 on:** 24 Jan 2008, 12:21 »

Quote from: zerodrone on 23 Jan 2008, 22:10

I'm drinking Icehouse and am on 2 Valium.

Expect great posts from me in the next few hours!

Sigged!

amok · « **Reply #649 on:** 24 Jan 2008, 12:34 »

Quote from: zerodrone on 02 Jan 1970, 01:21

I know a lot of people who can't understand how I can possibly even like scotch at all.

those people are probably filthy communists

jim beam is rank, but not as rank as bell's. grant's and famous grouse are good for everyday drinking (unless payday was awhile ago when it's store's own brand budget blended scotch; not nearly as bad as the generic label would suggest after the 5th shot or so)

single malts are a class apart and probably the best liquid on the planet but far too expensive to be practical on a regular basis

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bujiatang

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