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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #700 on: 30 Jan 2008, 00:43 »

The glass thing is a common misconception. A huge number of gem stones are harder than glass and will quite easily scratch, e.g agate, quarts and many others. The diamond thing is just another damned wifes tales, although they will scratch glass as well.

I agree with KimJongSick, it's only quarter to nine and i'm away to work soon.
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« Reply #701 on: 30 Jan 2008, 04:30 »

Scrape it across some glass, you'll know in an instant.

The glass thing is a common misconception.
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« Reply #702 on: 30 Jan 2008, 08:03 »

Yes but if you keep trying to scratch the glass, particularly in the same place, chances are eventually you will chip the quartz (especially if it is particularly veiny - one of the reasons it's difficult to tumble and clean) or agate. If you keep doing it with the diamond eventually you will have a cut through the glass. This is why there are diamond-edged knives, drill bits, and saws.
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« Reply #703 on: 30 Jan 2008, 10:19 »

That is a good point. My dad tumbles and polishes agates for jewelry and he has a diamond drills and saws. I was surprised to find out that they don't actually cut but grind away at the agate and they take a long long time.

I think we should stop this conversation it doesn't really belong in a topic for drunks.
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« Reply #704 on: 30 Jan 2008, 12:30 »

drills and saws

doesn't really belong in a topic for drunks

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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #705 on: 30 Jan 2008, 17:52 »

I don't think the naked eye can possibly tell the difference between a real diamond and cubic zirconium. Sorry to burst your bubble there.

Because there isn't any difference except in the way they're made?

ObOnTopic: Someone brought me a case of Jimmy Buffet's beer, Land Shark, back from Florida.  I am amazed to report that it is drinkable.
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« Reply #706 on: 30 Jan 2008, 18:52 »

Is it mellow, but not smooth? Kinda shitty?
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« Reply #707 on: 30 Jan 2008, 19:04 »

It tastes like a Mexican beer, except far less nasty.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #708 on: 31 Jan 2008, 05:43 »

I'm glad to hear that Jimmy Buffett's beer doesn't taste like Jimmy Buffett's pee, but I think I'll still pass on it.

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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #709 on: 01 Feb 2008, 03:34 »

yaaaa! i remebered QC forumses drunkin thread while I was drunk. hooray for Alex! oh and by the way Alex equals Me that.s my name. and I.m using My phone to do this so it,s taking forever . . . . . . . . . and a day. And I.d also like to add sleeping on A lawn chair in an apartment is weird. lolz alright. see you all when I.m sobered up and regret this text.
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« Reply #710 on: 01 Feb 2008, 04:10 »

OH NO
drunken forum texting.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #711 on: 01 Feb 2008, 05:36 »

DRUNKEN FORUM SEAL CLUBBING!!!!
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« Reply #712 on: 01 Feb 2008, 09:24 »

Diamonds are made from carbon, cubic zirconia is made from zirconium.
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« Reply #713 on: 01 Feb 2008, 11:02 »

DRUNKEN FORUM SEAL CLUBBING!!!!

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« Reply #714 on: 01 Feb 2008, 12:47 »

My boss bought me a shot that was chatruese (spelling?) and tobasco sauce and basically I am not certain if I should have said thank you, or punched him right in the dick after I downed it. It's just one of those fine lines. Also the sun has come up and I should probably sleep.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #715 on: 01 Feb 2008, 14:31 »

switch the u and e and you've got it.
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« Reply #716 on: 01 Feb 2008, 14:38 »

I would have punched him right in the dick. But I can't expect every Tom Dick and Harry to live up to my awesome big-ball'dedness.

Also, today my friend had a big fucking bag of mushrooms, was either 9 or 19 grams... I guess they got an awesome deal on them. I was going to go over to his house and have some... But, I'm scared of taking hallucinogens. So now I'm just drinking a beer at home alone.

I was feeling kind of grumpy by the end of the school day.

HOW DO YOU GUYS FEEL ABOUT PSILOCYBINs?
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #717 on: 01 Feb 2008, 19:05 »

i feel good about them psilocybins.


also i am drunk.

and i just heard that chris hakius apparently isn't in Om anymore. that makes me sad.
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« Reply #718 on: 01 Feb 2008, 19:09 »

I would have punched him right in the dick. But I can't expect every Tom Dick and Harry to live up to my awesome big-ball'dedness.

Also, today my friend had a big fucking bag of mushrooms, was either 9 or 19 grams... I guess they got an awesome deal on them. I was going to go over to his house and have some... But, I'm scared of taking hallucinogens. So now I'm just drinking a beer at home alone.

I was feeling kind of grumpy by the end of the school day.

HOW DO YOU GUYS FEEL ABOUT PSILOCYBINs?

I feel good.

I found a chart of wild mushrooms of Washington, in my science class on the wall, and drew a giant heart on Psilocybins. Nobody understood why.

I hate my fellow students.

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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #719 on: 03 Feb 2008, 01:55 »

Guys has anyone in here smoked opium? Is it supposed to smell like springtime and flowery meadows and bunnies?


(I did not hit the opium, just some... other stuff, but it smelled really nice and everyone was talking about what a nice high it was. Too addictive for me, though.)
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« Reply #720 on: 03 Feb 2008, 20:05 »

That's what I hear most opiates are like.

I hear the same about cocaine. My mum had a deviated septum taken care of way back in the day (read: early 80s) so's she would stop getting so many sinus infections, and they gave her cocaine to dull the pain after the operation and she was like "OHAYYYYYY HOW U GUISE DOIN OMG CAN IGET SOMETHIN 2 READ?? OMFG IM BORED" and then 30 minutes later she was like "...FFFFFUCK MY FACE HURTS AUGHGUHUHJUHUJIEUNRTIUVUIH".

tl;dr cocaine's a helluva drug
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« Reply #721 on: 03 Feb 2008, 20:50 »

Ya. Opium smells very perfumy, like incense.

It feels like an all-day hug.
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« Reply #722 on: 06 Feb 2008, 19:17 »

The mature cheddr cheese and raspberery jam is an overridering succes.
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« Reply #723 on: 10 Feb 2008, 12:33 »

Bump! Five margaritas and I can still type an understandable sentence with proper capitalization, spelling, and grammar. Either my Celtic blood is showing it's merit, I'm finally starting to put on weight like I've long wanted to, or I'm just plain doing it wrong.

Either way, god damn those margaritas were good. The tequila:mix ratio was about even, and that tequila was about 100 proof, so it's not like they were nancy shit, either (it's stronger than sake, at very least). All in all I am pretty pleased.
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« Reply #724 on: 10 Feb 2008, 18:24 »

I'm just plain doing it wrong.
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« Reply #725 on: 11 Feb 2008, 00:41 »

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« Reply #726 on: 11 Feb 2008, 04:33 »

HOW DID YOU KNOW
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« Reply #727 on: 11 Feb 2008, 04:49 »

I'M BORED. This is the only reason why I'm drinking while at home, seriously!
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« Reply #728 on: 11 Feb 2008, 15:28 »

Oh god saturday night was a disastrous hilarious awesome night all at once.
Me and my colleague on top bar at the club started feeling MDMAzing if you know what I mean, and then we went to a place where they had sofas on the floor, all cushions like, and it all got very messy. Things went up noses, and all conversations started to sound a bit like:

1: HEY YOUR HAIR LOOKS REALLY GREAT CAN I TOUCH IT CAN I I REALLY WANT TO STROKE YOUR HAIR IS THAT OKAY.

2: SURE SURE THAT'S GREAT YOU'RE GREAT YOU'RE A REALLY GREAT frrrrrRRRRRRIIIEND. I'M JUST GOING TO FEEL THIS CUSHION RIGHT NOW IS IT ALRIGHT IF I FEEL THIS CUSHION? THIS CUSHION IS GREAT THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME FEEL THIS CUSHION RIGHT NOW.

1: YEAH OKAY OKAY OKAY BUT IT'S REALLY COLD DON'T YOU THINK AND YOUR BACK IS WARM MAYBE IF I PUT MY HANDS ON YOUR BACK OH THANK YOU MAN THIS IS REALLY WARM THANKS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH REALLY.
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« Reply #729 on: 13 Feb 2008, 17:06 »

Hey you guys.... I"m wicked tipsy right now.  I didn't like wine, but it's almost Vday, so i thought i'd try wine and guess what!?  I drank a lot of wine... well, not really, only about 2/3 a bottle, since jon helped, but yay!  he went out to get more since i'm kinda giggle and stupid and stuff.  i must amuse him terribly.  haha, okay, see you later!

edit:  woo!  jon's a tough guy!  he just lifted 10 lbs! and i'm laughing like a fool.... oh, man, this wine is fucking fantastic... even though it sucks.
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« Reply #730 on: 13 Feb 2008, 23:03 »

Wine is FUCKING GREAT.
Beer is also FUCKING GREAT.

Liquor also.

That is all.
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« Reply #731 on: 14 Feb 2008, 04:39 »

BEER IS GOOD
BEER IS GOOD
BEER IS GOOD

...AND STUFF

(no, not drunk, I'm at school and it's like 7:30, it just seemed relevant)
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« Reply #732 on: 15 Feb 2008, 18:30 »

Beer Beer wonderful beer. Except Stella Artoir, its awful. Also it's quite fun going to partys where you meert new people becuase you meet new people and it is fun.
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« Reply #733 on: 16 Feb 2008, 19:03 »

Who drank all the beers? Who drank all the beers? I drank all the bears...wait, shit, not....fuckl.
ps. the field is good live
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« Reply #734 on: 21 Feb 2008, 15:55 »

I won the pub Quiz. WE won the pub quiz. I knew about avocados i win!!!
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« Reply #735 on: 21 Feb 2008, 22:25 »

I won the pub Quiz. WE won the pub quiz. I knew about avocados i win!!!

my team came in second every week in the pub quiz we did... and then we realized all you had to do was to get each person on the team to memorize one category of oscar winners and one person to do the periodic table... then we were golden.

i'm on my way to being not sober. no pub quiz in my neighborhood now though. darn, i hope a new 30 rock episode is up online.
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« Reply #736 on: 22 Feb 2008, 17:15 »

They mixed my whiskey Coke a bit strong tonight.

Unfortunately, it was Jack Daniel's.

God fucking damn it guys, I'm not even drunk, I'm just pissed off, don't ruin my goddamn whiskey Coke with JD, I'd rather have the bottle shoved in my ass and then get kicked in the stomach.
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« Reply #737 on: 22 Feb 2008, 17:22 »

Then don't order a fucking whiskey and coke at a bar. Nine times out of ten, someone will throw J.D. in there because it's cheap and the majority of bar patrons are either too drunk or not discerning enough to either notice or give a shit. If you want Jameson and Coke, order Jameson and Coke. If you want Maker's Mark and Coke, order Maker's Mark and Coke. If you order something as broad as whiskey and coke, they are going to give you the common, cheap variety, which is usually J.D.
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« Reply #738 on: 22 Feb 2008, 17:38 »

I for one ha ve ben know n to enjoy HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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« Reply #739 on: 22 Feb 2008, 17:55 »

Then don't order a fucking whiskey and coke at a bar.

Man I've never seen JD anywhere here in Tirana (except my friends' houses) until tonight. People aren't stupid about whiskey here unless they are Americans.
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« Reply #740 on: 22 Feb 2008, 20:07 »

If you want Jameson and Coke, order Jameson and Coke.
I once ordered a rum and coke in a bar, and specified Mount Gay for the rum. Then I felt a little self-conscious about it, because this happened to be a gay bar. Eventually my friend told me to stop over-innuendoing because it was embarrassing.

For the record, I specified Mount Gay because that is my favorite rum, not as some sort of stupid pun.

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« Reply #741 on: 22 Feb 2008, 20:10 »

All I can picture in my head right now is Joe Hocking awkwardly trying to order Mount Gay and Coke at a gay bar. An incredibly gay gay bar.

I am pleased.
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« Reply #742 on: 22 Feb 2008, 20:15 »

I'm imagining the aftermath of Joe being in said gay bar having something to do with his avatar
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« Reply #743 on: 23 Feb 2008, 01:52 »

 :mrgreen: The afro guy is cool. Word.

So I just remebered that on fridya nights the comic doesn't update, obviosly.

anyways, love you guys cause your in this forum:)
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« Reply #744 on: 23 Feb 2008, 07:09 »

Well that was a nice sentiment. Rather off-topic, but y'know, still nice.

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« Reply #745 on: 23 Feb 2008, 17:14 »

Then don't order a fucking whiskey and coke at a bar. Nine times out of ten, someone will throw J.D. in there because it's cheap and the majority of bar patrons are either too drunk or not discerning enough to either notice or give a shit. If you want Jameson and Coke, order Jameson and Coke. If you want Maker's Mark and Coke, order Maker's Mark and Coke. If you order something as broad as whiskey and coke, they are going to give you the common, cheap variety, which is usually J.D.

why even care what low end whiskey is in your coke...the coke will kill any real flavor won't it? it's not as if it's a dry martini where the gin will really make or break the drink.

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« Reply #746 on: 23 Feb 2008, 20:30 »

This ale is so good.
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« Reply #747 on: 23 Feb 2008, 21:04 »

why even care what low end whiskey is in your coke...the coke will kill any real flavor won't it? it's not as if it's a dry martini where the gin will really make or break the drink.

False. False as all Hell. If you can't taste the difference between J.D. and Jameson, you're doing it wrong. I don't know how you're doing it wrong, but you're doing it wrong.
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« Reply #748 on: 23 Feb 2008, 21:23 »

haha, I'm so drunk. and i jsut rank beer. mostly i twasn't even good beer. but, what the hell, it doesn't matter.

the sd thing is that i get drunk almost every day, just not as much as today. but there's nothing more to do. it's pretty boring here.

do you have any money? i wanna spend all your money at the gay bar, gay bar, gay baaaaar.

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« Reply #749 on: 23 Feb 2008, 21:43 »

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Drunkenness is no excuse for...whatever the fuck that post was.
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JON MADE ME GAY
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