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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #900 on: 06 Apr 2008, 18:30 »

Still drunk!
Approaching 36 hours of straight intoxication.


Woo!
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« Reply #901 on: 06 Apr 2008, 22:24 »

Still Drunk and high! Gonna go to bed soon.

So fucked up!
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« Reply #902 on: 07 Apr 2008, 04:32 »

It's not cool until you rupture a blood vessel in your eye.
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« Reply #903 on: 07 Apr 2008, 06:53 »

I am high on life!
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« Reply #904 on: 07 Apr 2008, 08:16 »

it's all fun and games until someone pees the bed
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« Reply #905 on: 07 Apr 2008, 10:26 »

I am realizing now that the degree to which I drank, while totally awesome, makes it completely impossible for me to remember anything that happened! The entire weekend is actually just a blur, and while I remember certain events I can  not actually place them in context at all! The events that happened are completely disjointed/disconnected.
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« Reply #906 on: 07 Apr 2008, 12:53 »

I'm shocked and appalled, sir, shocked and appalled that alcohol and drugs for 48 hours would leave you with amnesia. Somebody should've been doing a case study on that, that is unheard of.
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« Reply #907 on: 07 Apr 2008, 17:30 »

MDMA is awesome giuys.

Like, really good.
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« Reply #908 on: 07 Apr 2008, 20:21 »

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« Reply #909 on: 07 Apr 2008, 21:30 »

MDMA is awesome giuys.

Like, really good.

Pure unvarnished truth.

Also, I am breaking out the bottle of absinthe that has languished in my fridge for months.  Expect more posts on this thread tonight!
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« Reply #910 on: 07 Apr 2008, 23:11 »

and tonight, mr Vermouth and i are going to have a stern talk
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« Reply #911 on: 07 Apr 2008, 23:59 »

Is 200 milligrams of MDMA too much?

I'm still pulsating.
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« Reply #912 on: 08 Apr 2008, 06:58 »

It's a high dose to be sure.  I've only ever used between 100 and 150 at a time (although the second time I did this I definitely noticed significantly less intense effects).  If you have a tolerance you can go higher, but for a first time it's definitely relatively, if not necessarily dangerously, high.

Be sure to allow yourself to stay inside, sleep a lot, and maybe have sex (or at least cuddle with someone if you don't have the energy) if possible the day after.  That stuff can be very draining and the empty feeling afterwards can be unpleasant if you have to pretend you're operating at full capacity the next day.  If you set up the next day right, you'll be very content and relaxed, but if you push yourself the day after, it might be unpleasant.
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« Reply #913 on: 08 Apr 2008, 08:42 »

I've done it like, once before.

I just went into uni and did a full days work, to be honest. Very happy this morning, pretty tired right now. Gonna go find something to eat and then sleep in a bit, I think.
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« Reply #914 on: 09 Apr 2008, 11:40 »

God damnit why do I never remember to post in this thread when I'm drunk?! Of course, I guess that's not a bad thing, I was too busy being social at a party last night to post my thoughts about how awesome it feels to piss while drunk on the internet.
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Yeah, I mean, "I won't kill and eat you if you won't kill and eat me" is typically a ground rule for social groups.

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« Reply #915 on: 09 Apr 2008, 13:15 »

I just drank some gross-as-balls grape juice, and threw up. I had a headache for like 10 minutes, and I found out the expiration was 3 months ago.
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« Reply #916 on: 09 Apr 2008, 15:54 »

that fails. you fail.
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« Reply #917 on: 10 Apr 2008, 03:23 »

Grape juice, even 3 months after the expiry date, is not a drug. 4 credits to play again.
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« Reply #918 on: 10 Apr 2008, 10:23 »

I DRINK GRAPEJUICE BEYOND THE EXPIRATION DATE I AM HARDCORE
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« Reply #919 on: 10 Apr 2008, 10:48 »

My girlfriend drank some bad milk out of my fridge last night. She was like, trippin' balls, man!

And by trippin' balls, I mean she was displeased and threw it out.
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« Reply #920 on: 10 Apr 2008, 14:12 »

A bought a bag of Fritos from the store and brought it home and when I got home I found out it had already been opened, but I ate them anyway.

That's basically like doing meth, I think. Pretty sure.
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« Reply #921 on: 10 Apr 2008, 14:15 »

Yeah, you're not funny.
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« Reply #922 on: 10 Apr 2008, 15:17 »

Trolls lol! Even better are ineffective trolls with huge fuck-off images in their signatures!


I will be un-sober tonight guys, but probably not anywhere near a computer. It is nice to have real-life friends for a change.
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« Reply #923 on: 10 Apr 2008, 15:57 »

oh man I am getting mad dog dirty on german liquor ßß look at my german keyboard go ßßäüöäüöeäüüßüäß0ü

also, if negative creep still resides in berlin, and is up for meet-ups before tuesday, then I am up for some awesome time.
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« Reply #924 on: 10 Apr 2008, 16:18 »

Julia is hammered.
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« Reply #925 on: 10 Apr 2008, 17:18 »

Tomorrow, my mother leaves for three weeks.
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« Reply #926 on: 10 Apr 2008, 17:34 »

Party in Albania!!!
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« Reply #927 on: 10 Apr 2008, 17:54 »

My goal: medevac
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« Reply #928 on: 10 Apr 2008, 19:24 »

WOOOOO GO habs go!

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« Reply #929 on: 10 Apr 2008, 20:10 »

Microbrew keg in the basement and a friend recently hooked me up with two exceptionally fragrant solids that I suspect originated somewhere between the Middle East and India.  Tonight's a good night for being pleasantly altered.
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« Reply #930 on: 10 Apr 2008, 21:19 »

happy hour has a bad habit of trning into happy many hours and leads to inappropriate behaviors with coworkers.  this is a not good thing.
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« Reply #931 on: 11 Apr 2008, 12:57 »

happy hour has a bad habit of trning into happy many hours and leads to inappropriate behaviors with coworkers.  this is a not good thing.

your avatar just gained a great deal of poignancy for me.

hanging out with a girl who doesn't party or hang out with anyone who parties has been weird. she's entirely focused on "being happy" whereas my friends are all about "avoiding the misery."

it is cheaper though.

i really wanted margaritas last night :(.
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« Reply #932 on: 11 Apr 2008, 14:37 »

happy hour has a bad habit of trning into happy many hours and leads to inappropriate behaviors with coworkers.  this is a not good thing.

your avatar just gained a great deal of poignancy for me.

hanging out with a girl who doesn't party or hang out with anyone who parties has been weird. she's entirely focused on "being happy" whereas my friends are all about "avoiding the misery."

it is cheaper though.

i really wanted margaritas last night :(.

It's somewhat nice though, isn't it? To not have to get smashed to have a pleasant time?
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« Reply #933 on: 11 Apr 2008, 19:47 »

happy hour has a bad habit of trning into happy many hours and leads to inappropriate behaviors with coworkers.  this is a not good thing.

your avatar just gained a great deal of poignancy for me.

hanging out with a girl who doesn't party or hang out with anyone who parties has been weird. she's entirely focused on "being happy" whereas my friends are all about "avoiding the misery."

it is cheaper though.

i really wanted margaritas last night :(.

It's somewhat nice though, isn't it? To not have to get smashed to have a pleasant time?

The difference between this girl/her friends and me/my friends lies in the fact that she and her friends all have ambitions that can be fulfilled at a desk, from 9-5, and all bring stability to their lives; whereas I and my friends have ambitions that can't be fulfilled from a 9-5 desk job so, after 50 hours  a week of doing something we hate (i.e., something we think is a waste of our time), we need to do something that either dulls us enough to forget about the past few days so we can rest or we need to do something that stimulates us enough that we feel justified in wading through the past few days.

She's stimulated from 9-5 and we're dulled. She needs relaxation after her day and we need excitement; I can't just go home and watch law and order without feeling like a waste of space, but she can.

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« Reply #934 on: 11 Apr 2008, 21:48 »

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« Reply #935 on: 11 Apr 2008, 22:38 »

wait what the blue blazing fucksticks does this have to do with my avatar i am so drunk right now you guys i don't know what is going on i think i aam going to cry
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« Reply #936 on: 11 Apr 2008, 22:49 »

I got fukcin' needs you know my boyrfrien's all "oh no i don't want to com out tmnight because my mom has ancer and i need to help her changer her windows in our house" but well she doesn't hvae cancer anymore does she and i just spent a goood half hour fending off some indian dude named Sam from Civibtion and damned if I don't want my boyrfriend but he's all not in the mood and FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKK

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m gonna watfch afro samurai wif samuel l jackons I can spell when I'm drunk what's the bug fuckin deal?
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« Reply #937 on: 12 Apr 2008, 04:09 »

Last weekend i got to drunk, and did a very bad thing.
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« Reply #938 on: 12 Apr 2008, 07:46 »

Oh, come on, you can't stop there. Plus share with us the tale of your drunken behaviors.
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« Reply #939 on: 12 Apr 2008, 07:59 »

I'll give you the outline of the story and you can decide if you want to hear more.

It involves a friend, a friends girlfriend, a tent and a black eye and me wondering whether my previous assumption that I am a nice guy is true or if I'm actually just a thinly veiled bastard.
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« Reply #940 on: 12 Apr 2008, 08:02 »

Please continue.
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« Reply #941 on: 12 Apr 2008, 10:09 »

I'll give you the outline of the story and you can decide if you want to hear more.

It involves a friend, a friends girlfriend, a tent and a black eye and me wondering whether my previous assumption that I am a nice guy is true or if I'm actually just a thinly veiled bastard.

i don't care if you type it while you're drunk or sober this sounds so good.

ps. nothing wrong with being a douche... most of the world is. :0)
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« Reply #942 on: 12 Apr 2008, 11:52 »

The Story

Well the story begins in the sunny town of Oban, the main character being me and my thoughts at the time being "should I go to this gig or should I not?"
Shortly afterwards I was contacted by a friend on my mobile phone. He informed me that the bus was leaving very shortly and said that he would tell the driver to hold on for me for a bit. It was settled. If I made the bus i was to go to the gig, if not screw it. After a short jog I made it to the bus perfectly on time and was rewarded with a tired look from the driver and a seat from my friend (not the one mentioned previously). I took my seat and we were on our way to the small village of Ardfern...or so i thought. Turns out we were to go to my friends girlfriends friends house to wait for a while and so the girls could get ready. I was not to pleased with this as i didn't know any of them but we would have been far to early for the gig so it didn't really matter. We arrived at the aforementioned house and it turned out that the person whose house it was wasn't in but we were to sit in there room and wait for them. We settled down and I noticed that i had very little in common with my friend's girlfriend's friends. They were very nicey nice proper people and i would hesitate to call myself that. My sense of humour is not what you would call normal and the topics of conversation i would normally have with my friends were out of the question. All i could do was act mildly strangely, make in jokes to my friend and generally subtly take the piss out of them all in a friendly way. The people wern't bad people they were just not the sort of people i normally hang around. My friend is a smoker so we had an excuse to leave the house a couple of times, we even found a skateboard which belonged to someones little brother which was lying discarded and poorly looking in the persons garden. We had a shot on this until a managed to snap it, the first of many accidents to come.
 Eventually the person who's house it was (Rianna, who's boyfriend i am also friends with( this being the aforementioned friend)) arrived back and we were fed pizza and prepared to leave for the gig, with only minor interludes of me knocking things over (I am rather clumsy). The drive to Ardfern where the gig was to take place was inevitably uneventful and we soon arrived ready to set my friends tent up. We met up with a few of our friends that live in another town and we found a little island with a small forest on it and a  path leading out to it over the beach so we pitched up tent there and smoked some spiced gold (legal high which i was sceptical about but seems to have an effect), we also began drinking and another of my friend's friends had pitched a tent up so we hotboxed that.
 Eventually we made it to the gig, purchased our tickets and got in half way through the first band, they wern't fantastic so we went outside for some fresh air. There were a few police around so i was asked by my friend to hide his bag of alcohol, i stupidly agreed and went for a long walk away from the gig and hid it in some bushes. Someone else had decided to store there drink there to so this was duly noted and i set off back to the gig. The gig as a whole was pretty poor and i ended up chatting to my friends girlfriend Rianna. We were fairly drunk by this time and we went for a walk to try and find her boyfriend who had disappeared. We got on really well (as people tend to do when they are drunk) and we didn't find her boyfriend. We decided that it would be an excellent idea to head back to the stash of drink and start on the other peoples. Eventually we were kitted out with a bottle of Magners each. This was consumed hastily and we started our journey back to the tents. On they we got a bit to close and i was pulled in for a kiss, this was the start of a lot of "making out" as we stumbled our way along the road. We bumped into a few people that we knew along the way but we were alert enough not to make anything noticeable and we continued on our merry way. Eventually we made it back to the island with the tents and it turned out none of them were occupied. We made our way into one of the tents and made ourselves comfy. This ended in us having a drunken sex in the tent until we were rudely interrupted sometime later by the owner of the tent. She was with some friends and was none to pleased about the whole situation. Clothes were hastily put on as i was told to "get the fuck out of the tent". I popped my head out and was rewarded with an accurate punch to the eye. I quickly retreated and told them i wasn't coming out if they were going to beat the shit out of me. They agreed to this and when i got out they exclaimed "fucking hell its Robbie Eisler, we thought it was some lochgilphead twat, your alright mate". No beating for me at least but my eye was swollen and in my haste i had left my boxers in the tent. The owner of the tent then threatened to rip my arms off and sew them to my legs and continued in the same manner for most of the night. The girl i was with was crying and asking to see her boyfriend and i quickly dived back into the tent and recovered my boxers. I didn't get an opportunity to put them on until sometime later the next day. For a while i just stood about panicking severely and wondering what the hell was going on, i had no place to sleep and had kind of fucked up. I went to my friends tent which he was in with his girlfriend and they lent me a blanket and let me sleep in the porch. Unfortunately my presence in the porch was not to spoil there night and i was treated to a gentle rocking of the tent and the occasional horrible noise. Eventually i managed to get some sleep, what didn't help was the fact it was severely windy outside and i was sleeping on a bed made out of bags and the ground. The coldest nights sleep of my life was had and eventually i woke up with a lovely black eye and went for a walk to the shop with the owner of the other tent who had kindly forgiven me for the previous nights shenanigans. We then met up with some other people that had stayed in a house nearby and waited for the bus. I got the bus to my friends house and told him the story which amused him greatly. The next day i went to a small island for a family holiday and have been out of contact with everyone for a week and have no idea what the situation is.

The End.

Tldr: I had sex with my friends girlfriend in someone else tent which resulted in the loss of my virginity, a black eye, most likely a lot of pissed of people and the realization that maybe i am not the nice person i thought i was.
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« Reply #943 on: 12 Apr 2008, 12:35 »

There, was that so hard?

I had more beer today, and I stayed up 24 straight hours again. If not for my hike today I would not know what day it is right now.

reugheuihrguinaeunrg sleep deprivation is making me very very very very very very very insane right now.
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« Reply #944 on: 12 Apr 2008, 12:46 »

I stayed up for something like 40 hours once and afterwards when i was looking back on it it was incredibly hard to tell what happened when.
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« Reply #945 on: 12 Apr 2008, 14:46 »

no, no definitely not sober right now
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« Reply #946 on: 12 Apr 2008, 18:07 »

A whole lot of crazy.

Oh snap. That was a good story. Also I hope you are alright.
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« Reply #947 on: 12 Apr 2008, 18:08 »

i'm good liz. sall good. thanks for yur support tyhough.
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« Reply #948 on: 12 Apr 2008, 18:10 »

Well that's good. I was actually not referring to your post but if it makes you feel better, okay.
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« Reply #949 on: 12 Apr 2008, 21:12 »

I stayed up for something like 40 hours once and afterwards when i was looking back on it it was incredibly hard to tell what happened when.

A friend just told me that if you stay awake for longer than 72 hours, California considers you legally insane.

Just another Monday for me.
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