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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #950 on: 12 Apr 2008, 21:16 »

SUP MOTHERFUCKERS THERE AIN'T ENOUGH DRUNK IN THIS THREAD
I'M UPPIN THE DRUNK QUOTA
FUCKERRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSS



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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #951 on: 12 Apr 2008, 22:34 »

Your mouth was made to suck my kiss <dick><

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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #952 on: 12 Apr 2008, 22:39 »

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! I love Macs, I wish I had one of my own like this one, unlike my stupid fucking COMPAQ piece of shit keeps gettin' broken. Glad my friend let me use his computer, though he thinks I was only checking my bank account so we could make a TACO BELL RUN!






................... Jesus christ, I think I've had enough tonight. It's taken me like 10 minutes to post the last few ones here.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #953 on: 12 Apr 2008, 23:09 »












LOL I'M DRUNJK!
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #954 on: 12 Apr 2008, 23:51 »

I have a theme going this week

the theme is "irish whiskeys named after parts of the female body"

so far I have found and drunk two:

Red Breast and Black Bush

I guess what I am trying to say is I AM DRUNK ON BLACK BUSH RIGHT NOW
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #955 on: 13 Apr 2008, 02:49 »

Climbing onto the roof of a squatted housing advice centre and then clambering up so you can see an awesome view of the city is excellent. Plus, last time I was pissed and on a roof I nearly snuffed it but this time was all smooth so I'm pretty chuffed about that. It was probably because last time I was wielding shitty Heineken but this time I was on Sam Smith's organic.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #956 on: 13 Apr 2008, 03:27 »

the theme is "irish whiskeys named after parts of the female body"

Let me know when you find one named "Finnegan's Vagina" because that sounds like an excellent name for any beverage.
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« Reply #957 on: 13 Apr 2008, 04:44 »

Yeah I'm alright, thanks for asking. It's more the fact that I have probably fucked up someones relationship rather badly and I never thought of the type of person to do that before. People have done it to me and boy was that a kick in the balls.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #958 on: 13 Apr 2008, 07:59 »

still, ledhendrix, high five for first timer, no matter how messy it was!

And, everyone is an asshole at some point, with or without reason. Maybe now that you've been one you will be more understanding to people who screw things up accidently in the future. Which will make you an even nicer kid.

Also, Vodka.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #959 on: 13 Apr 2008, 08:00 »

Well, at least you're not a candy-ass virgin anymore.

'Sides, didn't you say he laughed at the end?



Edit: The person above is peeing in the woods.  Greetings, fellow woods-pisser!  Enjoy the fresh air on your junk!
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« Reply #960 on: 13 Apr 2008, 11:04 »

Nah that was my other friend. I don't really know the guy who's girlfriend it was. Well i do, but he's not a close friend more a nice guy thats a friend's friend. I doubt he laughed to be honest.
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« Reply #961 on: 13 Apr 2008, 13:25 »

Not drunk right now, but hanging like hell. This weekend was epic. Went down to Bristol for a friend's party and got absolutely wasted on punch that had around 2 1/2 litres of vodka in it along with god only knows what else. Far too much pink food colouring. Woke up yesterday with the 2nd worst hangover ever, and went out last night to a pub and then a gay bar, flying on residual drunkenness and a good few pints of cider. Woke up this morning with the WORST hangover ever, and had to spend several hours on a coach, fighting the urge to vomit into my handbag.

Awesome.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #962 on: 13 Apr 2008, 14:11 »

God fucking damnit, I will never be drunk again I swear to God.

Hahaha you say this now...
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« Reply #963 on: 13 Apr 2008, 15:23 »

What the hell, when did I post this shit?
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« Reply #964 on: 13 Apr 2008, 15:49 »

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« Reply #965 on: 13 Apr 2008, 15:54 »

drunken thread is druuuuuuuunk.
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« Reply #966 on: 13 Apr 2008, 16:33 »

beeeerlin.
canr spell it without beeerererr.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #967 on: 13 Apr 2008, 18:56 »

He's the best there is at what he does and what he does ain't very nice.

(Psssst. What he does is get drunk and dress up like a superhero)
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #968 on: 13 Apr 2008, 19:17 »

Okay, legit question I need to get to the bottom of: Is it still considered drinking alone if you're on the phone with someone?
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« Reply #969 on: 13 Apr 2008, 19:27 »

Yes, only sadder.
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« Reply #970 on: 13 Apr 2008, 19:30 »

I think it depends. If you were already drinking and decided to call them, you're drinking alone. But if you called someone that lived far enough away and decided it would be fun to drink, then that's not really drinking alone. As long as they are also drinking on the other end of the line.
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« Reply #971 on: 13 Apr 2008, 21:13 »

Guys I think ZJGent is probably one of the best forumites ever.

500 or so posts and 78% of them utterly trashed

ohhhh yes.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #972 on: 14 Apr 2008, 21:48 »

A few friends and myself plowed through a handle of cuervo over the last 3 hours. I hate shitty tequila, but it tastes ok when its free.

Also, fuck blue laws for making the liquor store close at 10. what the shit is that about?

Edit: FUCK. Iwent to my car to grab some cigs and realized the liquor store threw in a fifth of jack on the house. If I'm at the liquor store so much they give me free booze, does that make me an alcoholic?
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #973 on: 15 Apr 2008, 07:25 »

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

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« Reply #974 on: 15 Apr 2008, 19:05 »

I'm a college student. It is my dream to become good enough friends with the proprietor of a liquor store to where they give me booze on the house.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #975 on: 15 Apr 2008, 19:22 »

is it possible to become intoxicated via meat

Was the meat soaking in alcohol and then eaten raw? Because maybe then!
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #976 on: 15 Apr 2008, 19:38 »

But then it would have to either be Everclear or you'd have to consume a lot of fucking raw meat, and I can't imagine that that's a good idea, ever.
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« Reply #977 on: 15 Apr 2008, 21:34 »

Raw meat is actually surprisingly tasty. You just can't leave it sitting around for fucking ages.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #978 on: 15 Apr 2008, 23:52 »

1000th POST MOTHERFUCKERS!
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #979 on: 16 Apr 2008, 06:57 »

huh? Your postcount says 524.

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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #980 on: 16 Apr 2008, 06:59 »

1000th post of the thread. I thought the same thing.


Uh, I mean, I AM SO DURNK LAWLZ
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #981 on: 16 Apr 2008, 07:01 »

What time is it in Australia? This doesn't seem like a time you should be posting.

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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #982 on: 16 Apr 2008, 07:04 »

Just after midnight. Why don't you think I should be posting at this time?

Man, we should start another after midnight thread. I would be all over that.
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« Reply #983 on: 16 Apr 2008, 07:14 »

*shrug* I didn't know what time it was.

You should start an after midnight thread. Do it right now, to confuse all of us amurkans.

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« Reply #984 on: 16 Apr 2008, 10:18 »

"After Midnight" is a terrible song.
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« Reply #985 on: 16 Apr 2008, 11:01 »

Fuck off Eric Clapton is my God.
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« Reply #986 on: 16 Apr 2008, 13:56 »

Even God makes mistakes sometimes.

I want to make a "Joe Hocking" joke now but that'd just be mean.
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« Reply #987 on: 16 Apr 2008, 15:29 »

God had nothing to do with me.

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« Reply #988 on: 16 Apr 2008, 17:54 »

Don't be silly, Patrick. Everyone loves "After Midnight." Come on, let's sing it together!

After Midnight

WE'RE GONNA LET IT ALL HANG OUT!


After Midnight

WE'RE GONNA CHUG-A-LUG AND SHOUT!!

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« Reply #989 on: 16 Apr 2008, 19:12 »

I am drunk. Someone post some pictures of breasts.
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« Reply #990 on: 16 Apr 2008, 20:26 »

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« Reply #991 on: 16 Apr 2008, 21:22 »

I see what you did.

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« Reply #992 on: 16 Apr 2008, 21:24 »

Damn, that looks good. Too mad those are corn tortillas though.

But why are there three of them? Three breasts are just unnatural.
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« Reply #993 on: 16 Apr 2008, 22:55 »

Tldr: I had sex with my friends girlfriend in someone else tent which resulted in the loss of my virginity, a black eye, most likely a lot of pissed of people and the realization that maybe i am not the nice person i thought i was.

Infidelity is a very tricky subject.  In most cases, I think that the blame lies mainly with the person doing the cheating.  The exception is if the cheat-accomplice is friends with the cheatee. 

Nah that was my other friend. I don't really know the guy who's girlfriend it was. Well i do, but he's not a close friend more a nice guy thats a friend's friend. I doubt he laughed to be honest.

See, you didn't really know the guy.  I suppose you might feel bad, since you think he's nice, but it's not really your fault.  You had an opportunity with a willing participant.  She was willing even though she had a boyfriend, therefore that is her issue. 

Now, if you were friends with the dude, then there would be some betrayal on your part.  But this isn't the case.  Maybe others might disagree, but I don't really think it is your job to regulate another person's morals.  If they want to cheat, they will do it, and that is their choice. 

Oh I am not drunk enough.  Soon I will be.  11 days till non-stop drunkenness! Oh wait actually I have exams stupid being born during typical spring exam times. 
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« Reply #994 on: 17 Apr 2008, 10:19 »

Oh I am not drunk enough.  Soon I will be.  11 days till non-stop drunkenness! Oh wait actually I have exams stupid being born during typical spring exam times. 

edited for clarity: i spent my birthday reading about game theory every year during undergrad. sweet! i even forgot my own birthday once... of course my parents forgot it twice so i'm not too worried.

last night we had barbera d'alba and i got my best friend's big brother a bit tipsy. i was supposed to go drink champagne and burgundy in celebration of nothing, but my friend flaked. of course are we really friends if we've only met once and just keep texting/calling each other about nothing and never actually hang out? i think she has a real job so i forgive her for flaking... and for not using email. i think she's from DC.

TONIGHT: i have a dilemma because i can't decide how weird/pathetic it would be to go to a cheap byob place to have dinner and drink most of a bottle of wine by myself... it's lovely how it's more economically feasible to waste a little bit of wine than it is to pay for two beers at a bar.
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« Reply #995 on: 18 Apr 2008, 16:46 »

LEHAAAAAJH MOTERFUCKIN BILBY
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« Reply #996 on: 18 Apr 2008, 17:39 »

Im on two hours of sleep, drinkin Knob Creek, and being an obnoxiuos ass.  I cant stop ending my sentecnes with 'Real talk'.  I BLAME THIS FORUM.

I take that back, i lub my phone.

(i said i hated it a seocnd ago)
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« Reply #997 on: 18 Apr 2008, 17:57 »

drunk.
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« Reply #998 on: 18 Apr 2008, 21:09 »

I'm on time out.  i'm too old to be on timeout.  i an grown man. 
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #999 on: 18 Apr 2008, 23:34 »

fuuuuuuuuuuukkkchyehaaa
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