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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1050 on: 26 Apr 2008, 11:52 »

Emaline, the source of all your problems is obviously the rum. Rum is a silly drink that does nothing but wrong.
Get some whiskey, girl.


James, the rum is all I had. I left my vodka at the lame baseball game party. I could have had whiskey that night, because my friend had brought some to that party, but we both ended up leaving and I wanted to just end the night. So no whiskey that night.


And I will punch a dude in the face, if a)I see him again, b) he doesn't apologize, and c)continues to act like a douchebag.

Typically, whenever I get drunk and act like a jerk, I apologize my ass off.
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« Reply #1051 on: 26 Apr 2008, 12:04 »

your night should have ended with you punching that guy and going to the gay bar as originally planned.
in my opinion anyway.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1052 on: 26 Apr 2008, 12:16 »

Some times, when the night gets so shitty(example: Last nights two shitty parties, one nights one shitty party, plus being carded at some random restaurant, and some lady at a gas station bitching at me because her night has sucked) so I don't feel like doing anything but sitting at home.

I might go to the gay bar tonight. Just because there is another party that I don't feel like going to.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1053 on: 26 Apr 2008, 12:47 »

I have b een drinking since 11, my god, I mean, just, like, wow. I fuckin'; love jack daniels, and I take my whisky like all shots completely straight, nbo chasers, chasers are for those that own vaginas. Not that there's any problem with that. Now I'm going to get off my friend;'s mac, and go listen to a band
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« Reply #1054 on: 26 Apr 2008, 15:07 »

I have b een drinking since 11, my god, I mean, just, like, wow. I fuckin'; love jack daniels, and I take my whisky like all shots completely straight, nbo chasers, chasers are for those that own vaginas. Not that there's any problem with that. Now I'm going to get off my friend;'s mac, and go listen to a band
Agreed. Jack needs no adulteration.
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« Reply #1055 on: 26 Apr 2008, 15:18 »

At the last rock band party I was at, my friend had people swigging Jack Daniel's. She would get pissed when people didn't do it. I think at the end of the night, it was only me and her drinking any of it. 
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1056 on: 26 Apr 2008, 15:27 »

chasers are for those that own vaginas

Pimps own vaginas..
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1057 on: 26 Apr 2008, 18:37 »

Had beer, went to karaoke, sang "I Will Survive" in the same style as Cake only to be rejected by an entire audience of irony-ignorant Albanian twenty-somethings.

The Guinness wasn't even fresh. God damn it this week sucks for drinking.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1058 on: 26 Apr 2008, 19:09 »

I just had a reasonable amount of whiskey. It hasn't hit me yet but we should have some good posting when it does.


edit ; oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

yeah!


edit the sequal: that was good whisky too. i thimk ima have more. it was old!
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« Reply #1059 on: 26 Apr 2008, 20:18 »

i am drunk as balls but there is nobod to converse with forum wise

come ooooooooon saturday night shape up
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1060 on: 26 Apr 2008, 20:19 »

i'd talk to you but you seem to not like me for some reason.

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« Reply #1061 on: 26 Apr 2008, 21:58 »

sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1062 on: 27 Apr 2008, 06:47 »

This weekend i got very drunk one night and mucho fun. The next night it was my friends 18th and i didn't get so drunk, and went to a boring afterparty which had a guy that was far to drunk and annoying, a girl that was incredibly awful, just awful and thats all that can be said. Then i went to my friends house with a girl and sat up talking with her till 5:30 in the morning. This girl is someone i always end up talking to at parties, sometimes at considerable length but i don't really talk to her that much outside of parties. This time we were both pretty sober and we were still talking an awful amount of crap so thumbs up for that.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1063 on: 27 Apr 2008, 19:05 »

God Yesterday was the most epic drinking day in my young life thus far. You think that post was bad? I more or less drank straight from 11 am to about 2 am last night. There was drinking before, and during, and after Tigerfest. We took shot after shot after shot, mainly because when I become inebriated I sort of act a lot like the friend Emaline mentioned. I don't take no for an answer.

Too bad the bands that were there sucked. I mean, it was really the lead singer of the Calling, and then this other group called The Roots or something like that, who apparently have had a few hits recently. I recognized one of there songs, like I recognized one of the Calling's songs, and the only reason I remembered it was because I hated it so much when I accidently heard it on the radio.
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« Reply #1064 on: 28 Apr 2008, 09:55 »

It's my birthday and I am having Chardonnay for lunch.  Round Hill 2006.  It is surprisingly good.  It starts nice and crisp, and when sipped slowly, some light, almost smoky flavors are coming out as it warms to room temperature.  Surprising complexity from an $8 wine.  B+. 

Oh shit I have to go to class now. 

Tonight, genuine drunkenness.
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« Reply #1065 on: 29 Apr 2008, 06:19 »

Okay I am for sure still drunk.

Never again will I barhop challenging every bartender to make me a drink that would "kick my ass."

I still made it to four bars.  I definitely drank more Tabasco sauce than is advisable though.
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« Reply #1066 on: 29 Apr 2008, 10:12 »

My stomach burns and my heart aches for you. (And even if you take that and reverse it, it still works!)
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« Reply #1067 on: 29 Apr 2008, 11:18 »

Never again will I barhop challenging every bartender to make me a drink that would "kick my ass."

Funny story, but I fully plan on doing this in June.
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« Reply #1068 on: 29 Apr 2008, 11:51 »

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« Reply #1069 on: 30 Apr 2008, 08:35 »

I want some absinthe.  :-(

yeck. i tried a shot rightfully dubbed the green devil in spain, composed of absinthe and some disgusting other thing. as the one heralded as the one who drank everything, that was one shot i couldn't finish. about a year ago, i realized a small licquor shop not too far away from school sold small bottles of absinthe. beautiful times those were. i might still have have a couple of unopened beauts somewhere in my room.

currently, i'm counting down the minutes til i can run back to my room and work through my bicardi. *yum
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« Reply #1070 on: 30 Apr 2008, 08:52 »

Fight you, absinthe is basically distilled delicious.

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« Reply #1071 on: 30 Apr 2008, 09:06 »

What do you mean, "finish"?  There is either a shot, or there is not.
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« Reply #1072 on: 30 Apr 2008, 09:35 »

Perhaps there is a state of quantum flux in which the shot both exists and does not exist at the same time?
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« Reply #1073 on: 30 Apr 2008, 09:52 »

Perhaps they downed the shot and then spat it right back up like a little pansy.
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« Reply #1074 on: 30 Apr 2008, 14:36 »

What happened to liking fish?  I like fish!  What's all thus liking of Ben Hur bout?  I need moar alchy.
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« Reply #1075 on: 30 Apr 2008, 14:42 »

Ohhh boy. The last time I did shots was 355 days ago. Let's see, that was the night of the Irish car bombs, the raki, the rum, the beer, the shouting at the douchebag who cut in line at the club...

I made a great impression on everybody present, I am certain of it. Hey, who wants to drink with me *over the internet*?
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« Reply #1076 on: 01 May 2008, 13:55 »

i've had a few beers. i think i may go and have some more though.
then i will return for hilarious drunk posting action.
except i'm perfectly fairly coherent when inebriated.  meh

ah! i'm with you there. when i drink, i'm almost perfectly coherent, and have been known to debate quite extensively on any topic, with minimal slurring. in fact, it's quite difficult to tell how much i've had, except for the fact that you can smell the alcohol coming out of my pores.
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« Reply #1077 on: 01 May 2008, 15:10 »

hahaha oh man i am actualyl drunk and postin in this thread haha fuck an i'm on skype with an old mate of mine un luxembourg. fuck i am wasted tight now. i can't feal my fingertips or my lips right now

man i am drunker tha ive neem om a year, shit
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1078 on: 01 May 2008, 18:47 »

I'm eating fucking amazing toast. :-D
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1079 on: 01 May 2008, 22:43 »

That post was almost exactly one hour before my first drunken-vomiting experience.

Never before have I been prouder to have done something so completely fuckwitted.
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« Reply #1080 on: 02 May 2008, 13:02 »

Hey guys what's up

(Patrick I am a seasoned drinker and I am renowned for my ability to vomit with care and precision, it is really not that big a fuckwit thing to do if you don't vomit anywhere inconvenient)


Hey guys what's up
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« Reply #1081 on: 02 May 2008, 13:11 »

I was talking to him on AIM as he vomited.

It makes me feel special to know that I was (relatively) present at his first time.
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« Reply #1082 on: 02 May 2008, 13:26 »

Oh man, awesome, my first drunken blackout experience, too!

Still ain't ever had a hangover. The way I figure it, though, is that if 20 shots' worth of JD won't do it, nothing will.
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« Reply #1083 on: 02 May 2008, 13:40 »

Hangovers are largely caused by type/quality of alcohol drank, how much you ate/drank before you started getting pissed, age, and other minor factors more than by how much you actually drank.

I find getting messy on beers leaves me with a largely headache based hangover from dehydration, while if I hit up homebrew whiskey, or just a broad assortment of other liquors I wind up with the nauseous sickly vitamin B deficiency hangover.

Handy tip for avoiding hangovers!

Pop a berocca and get a good feed before you go out. During the night try to match your alcoholic drinks for water in a 2 for 1 ratio (this will also stop barstaff from cutting you off early!). Pop another berocca when you wake up in the morning. It is virtually impossible to get any kind of real hangover with this unless you are drinking moonshine on an empty stomach in 50 degree heat.

Still I am pretty much of the school of thought that a good hangover is the payment for a good night out. I have not had a chance to really go out and cultivate a really good hangover so far this year. Usually I stick to one or two types of booze and drink fuckloads of water so hangovers are not an issue but there are those special nights where you go out and everytime a bartender asks you what you want you say "surprise me" or you try to drink some of everything they have and then you wake up wanting to DIE.
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« Reply #1084 on: 02 May 2008, 13:42 »

Hangovers are largely caused by

LIAR hangovers are caused by evil demons hammering your head while you sleep.

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« Reply #1085 on: 02 May 2008, 13:49 »

What really pisses me off are people who complain that they have a hangover. If you can speak, or operate any kind of device that allows you to communicate with another human being, or even have the cognitive capacities to formulate the thought "I have a hangover, this sucks", you do not have a real hangover, you have a bit of a headache and maybe feel a little sick. Plenty of people go their entire lives without a real hangover. A real hangover is a fucking crushing blow on your unconscious mind, sending your brain into panic mode. A really good hangover is almost as good as being drunk because you are just so paralyzed with the sheer horror of what you are feeling that your brain kind of shuts down and opens up the doorway for a crazed primal animal to step through and take over possession of your body. A real hangover will make a devout Christian doubt the existence of their God, and cause a devout Atheist to pray to a God they don't believe exists to make it end.

I'm eating fucking amazing toast. :-D

This is such a good post for this thread
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« Reply #1086 on: 02 May 2008, 14:09 »

Hangovers are largely caused by

LIAR hangovers are caused by evil wives/girlfriends hammering your head while you sleep.

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« Reply #1087 on: 02 May 2008, 14:14 »

Hangovers are largely caused by type/quality of alcohol

Emphasis mine. You miss the part where I was drinking JD?
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« Reply #1088 on: 02 May 2008, 14:20 »

When I say "quality" I mean "the person who distilled this was wearing pants at the time" Anything by any reputable brewery, or any homebrewer who knows what the fuck they're doing counts as quality in this case.
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« Reply #1089 on: 02 May 2008, 14:24 »

So today is actually Bad Whiskey-Making Day, not No Pants Day?
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« Reply #1090 on: 02 May 2008, 14:46 »

Really the only difference for me is that as I get more and more drunk, I get louder, am more likely to get naked, and become a better or worse dancer, depending on what your standards for good dancing are.
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« Reply #1091 on: 02 May 2008, 14:53 »

As the limit of my BAC approaches drunk, my chattiness and makeout variables increase, but in a friendly way. Happy makeouts that make people feel happy!
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« Reply #1092 on: 02 May 2008, 14:56 »

Every once in a while I become a really mean drunk, and end up yelling at people, picking fights and/or storming out of bars.  I don't know where it comes from, or what brings it on, but it's pretty Dr. Jeckyll/Mr. Hyde.
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« Reply #1093 on: 02 May 2008, 16:03 »

When I say "quality" I mean "the person who distilled this was wearing pants at the time" Anything by any reputable brewery, or any homebrewer who knows what the fuck they're doing counts as quality in this case.

God dude you're still missing the part where I WAS DRINKING JD.

My drunk personality is usually The Guy Who Is Cooler In His Mind Than He Is In Real Life. It makes for epic "I hate everything I did last night" moments.

Although it was pretty awesome last May when this one drunk chick kept talking to me (I was also drunk), and she had my head bent down to listen (shrt grl s shrt). At some point she kept giving me all this ~*Sage Worldly Advice*~, and it was just a spew of drunken crap that some college grads like to push on prospective freshmen. That was the point I told her, "You know, it's nice of you to pass on your wisdom in hopes that I learn something useful, but my hopes for that happening ended long ago when you started talking about frat parties. So now it's just an excuse to stare at your rack and not feel guilty."

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« Reply #1094 on: 02 May 2008, 16:16 »

heh last time i was really drunk (see: a while ago), i jokingly told this girl (who i didn't know) that was on the other side of a large window from me to take off her shirt, press her tits to the glass, and make the Manowar "sign of the hammer" above her head (left hand grabbing right wrist) and then she actually did it.

i was speechless with happiness.
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« Reply #1095 on: 02 May 2008, 20:09 »

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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1096 on: 03 May 2008, 00:36 »

I like people better when I've been drinking, but if you say something dumb I"m more likely to be an ass to you about it, but in a joking fashion.  I wish I could be so honest and yet accepting when I'm sober.  I have reflected on things and realized that I am more pleasant to be around when I have been drinking, and I am fully aware that this is sort of sad. 

I have been drinking beer and watching Army of Darkness.  It was a very good time, and I am very nicely tipsy, to that excellent point where typing is definitely an effort, but its still fun.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1097 on: 03 May 2008, 04:19 »

I realise that saying this in the Drunk thread might be a bad idea, but I don't drink alcoshmols. HOWEVER when I'm around people who are very drunk I begin feeling as though I am inhaling their drunkenness. A rather spectacular party a few years ago saw me dancing barefoot in the moonlight in the middle of the street with three people I had never met before but who had drunk so much they thought I was a goddess.

I woke up the next morning with a very bad headache. I think I have a rare disease called Madidus Osmositus.

That is not a real disease.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1098 on: 03 May 2008, 04:35 »

I got drawn on.
WITH MY OWN MARKERS.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1099 on: 03 May 2008, 19:11 »

Tonight I was kind of an asshole at the Outback!  A guy across the bar bought me a drink because I cheered his daughter for graduating, and I had my first Tom Collins cuz that SonofWhatshisface mentioned them in the cocktail thread. 

Then I got a little loud.  And decided I needed a blueberry martini.  Which, of course, only made me louder.

But it's not like I was rude to the staff or anything, in fact I beamed radiant smiles at them whenever they brought me food.  I almost kissed the girl who said I could have both broccoli and mashed potatoes as my side.  So I guess I was just a little bit obnoxious, not really an asshole.
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