Topic: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER (Read 855410 times)

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #1150 on:** 16 May 2008, 19:44 »

Man i thought it was like some weird variation on the plural for concerto or something

Darkbluerabbit · « **Reply #1151 on:** 16 May 2008, 22:21 »

Quote from: Storm Rider on 16 May 2008, 18:20

It makes sense now that I think about it, though, since it's designed as a time-release drug.

This is why you crush it up and snort it. Time-release can be defeated.
I am not necessarily advocating the abuse of prescription drugs, I'm just providing information. Yeah.

Storm Rider · « **Reply #1152 on:** 17 May 2008, 01:50 »

Oh, I assumed that the time-release was what helped people stay awake.

Man, I probably could have made a lot of money selling that stuff, if I had known it was used recreationally. Although I don't know if I would have been a very good drug dealer at 16, which I think was around the time my doctor decided I didn't need it any more.

redglasscurls · « **Reply #1153 on:** 17 May 2008, 04:04 »

You probably could have gotten something for it, but only if you had high dosage pills. Concerta has uncomfortable side effects compared to the other two, so its not really preferred. I've only used it twice, both for exam study, but I know lots of people who take it alllll the time.

Darkbluerabbit- I just cut it in half:P It speeds up the effect and means I can CHOOSE if I want to be up for another 6 hours or not. No crystalline shit going up my nose, thanks.

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #1154 on:** 17 May 2008, 11:43 »

The time-release amphetamine/stimulant/study aid drugs I've seen are all capsules with lots of little white balls in them, as opposed to solid pills. I've heard that it would be a really, really bad idea to open those up, crush the little balls that are inside, and snort them. I prefer the time-release effect anyway, so I wouldn't in the first place, but it's rarely a good idea to circumvent time-release mechanisms in prescription drugs.

Liz · « **Reply #1155 on:** 17 May 2008, 18:55 »

Awww, Jens, don't be so sad! Your friends are the pathetic ones, not you.

Liz · « **Reply #1156 on:** 17 May 2008, 19:00 »

Jens, I have no idea what you are like off of the internet.

Besides, you're drunk and sad, I feel I should at least try to cheer you up somehow.

Slick · « **Reply #1157 on:** 17 May 2008, 19:44 »

HEY FUCK YOU.

I think we should pass around a collection to fly Jens to Toronto. Or, at least, buy him a happy hat. Or some stuff to induce vomiting or something.
Dude I think you shouldn't drink all that vodka. I'd be unhappy if you died. Liz would miss you or something if you were gone.

I have had times when I just didn't have a birthday party because I didn't reckon anyone would come. This year I had a pretty sweet party. What you need to realize is that all human interactions are fleeting self-defeating lies I mean happiness will come in time.
It feels like shit sometimes, being better on the internet than in real life. Fuck them.

Liz · « **Reply #1158 on:** 17 May 2008, 19:50 »

If I had any spare money I would donate to that fund. We would cheer you up! And yes, I would miss you if you died.

morca007 · « **Reply #1159 on:** 18 May 2008, 17:16 »

Hello Drunk Thread, This weekend I was drunk for ~60% of my waking hours.
Firsts:
-Blacking out. Woke up with no pants. Found pants later, soaking wet. Apparantly thought going swimming on the oregon coast at 2am was a great idea. Also thought it was a good idea to walk to the beach sans shoes.
-Puking. Fuck King's Cup.

JediBendu · « **Reply #1160 on:** 20 May 2008, 01:23 »

Hello drunk thread. I am now drunk and all my friends are asleep so I am posting in the drunk thread finally. It feels like quite the accomplishemnt. Unfortunaltely I have nothing really to talk about so I'm just going to say that I'm kind of fucking drunk and I want to watch fucking Justice League. Because Justice League is a cool fucking show. I'll probably bre drunk tomorrow oo, I'm looking forweard tothat.

I'm even fucking wearing the "Drunk hat" and hsit and I can't even believe I thought to edit this poist instead of whatever.

Darkbluerabbit · « **Reply #1161 on:** 20 May 2008, 01:34 »

Oh drunl thread...you know what is delicious? Garlic. I'm going to make something garlicky.

I am happily at that point where I am functional, but still drunk. I am also In that whole "I love you, man.." state. Jens, you are a pretty cool dude, and I enjoy your posts. No lies. You have a good sense of humor.

I need sleep.

muffy · « **Reply #1162 on:** 21 May 2008, 19:49 »

Psssssssssssssssssssssjed.
I feel that vomititis o'clock is upon me. I'm meant to be hosting a music video in 8 hours time. Everyone else involved in said music video project wisely stopped drinking and left the club hours ago. OOOOOPS.

abadname · « **Reply #1163 on:** 21 May 2008, 20:28 »

I lurk the fuck out of this forum. But now I am pretty damn drunk. I enjoy this forum but I have never felt at home here. So i post randomly, like now!

Continue.

jeph · « **Reply #1164 on:** 21 May 2008, 20:52 »

GUESS WHO HAS A LITER OF HENDRICK'S GIN AND A LITER OF TONIC WATER WAITING FOR HIM AT HOME

(hint: it is me)

öde · « **Reply #1165 on:** 22 May 2008, 10:49 »

Is it you, jeph?

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #1166 on:** 22 May 2008, 12:32 »

Wait, is it me?

It's me, isn't it.

Oh god, what is wrong with me

ZJGent · « **Reply #1167 on:** 22 May 2008, 19:04 »

I have been awake and bendering for three days straight now, so before I sleep I will tell you that ARBLE BARBLE ARBLE BARBLE BARBLE SLEEP MADNESS DRUUUUGS BOOOOZE NO SLEEEEP, SILLY MAN. OH NOOOOO.

ARBLE. BARBLE.

Ballard · « **Reply #1168 on:** 22 May 2008, 22:34 »

Post of the year guys. Seriously.

ledhendrix · « **Reply #1169 on:** 23 May 2008, 11:50 »

This thread always catches me as i'm starting to become unsober.

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #1170 on:** 23 May 2008, 11:54 »

Quote from: Ballard on 22 May 2008, 22:34

Post of the year guys. Seriously.

Make that forum member of the year.

mberan42 · « **Reply #1171 on:** 23 May 2008, 19:57 »

roddy i want to party with you

Liz · « **Reply #1172 on:** 23 May 2008, 19:58 »

Maaaaatt.

Why don't you post outside of the drunk thread anymore? We miss you around here!

Johnny C · « **Reply #1173 on:** 25 May 2008, 02:48 »

I HAD SO MUCH FUCKING BEER AND OTHER ALCOHOL TONIGHT

GOd damn am i drunk

i don't even care about formatting

y0u cunts are lucky i don't lock that fucking pointless thread

it takes every ounce of me not to kill every regular in there

Ozymandias · « **Reply #1174 on:** 25 May 2008, 07:56 »

I got very drunk last night and had a conversation about masturbation and fucking and porn with my friend's girlfriend for hours.

It was a good night.

Fuck you, Johnny.

muffy · « **Reply #1175 on:** 25 May 2008, 16:57 »

I've been swilling brandy for my toothache all day. I seem to have got through most of the bottle, though... I am fairly sure that was not supposed to happen.

Patrick · « **Reply #1176 on:** 26 May 2008, 00:34 »

I introduced my friends to the raki I managed to smuggle through U.S. Customs last week. My friend Sean took a swig and was quickly familiarized with the "one shot of raki is three of whiskey" rule.

Why didn't I just steal the 1 liter bottle?

Darkbluerabbit · « **Reply #1177 on:** 28 May 2008, 01:42 »

I've put away a bottle of wine and am working on another.

I am way more drunk than my spelling skills would indicate.

I feel entitled to drink this much because of who I ran into today.

That is all. Y'all get no blogs from me.

To summarize- Wine=good.

jeph · « **Reply #1178 on:** 28 May 2008, 01:44 »

SAILOR JERRY

FFFFFFFFFFUCK YOUUUU

GH@PT*(*%U%(NC(|GIN|PGN(

Skibas_clavicle · « **Reply #1179 on:** 28 May 2008, 09:08 »

You be careful with that Ambien, Jeph. Last time I took it is the time I blacked out on my parents bed and mysteriously came to while puking in my toilet.

Gin, however, I have nothing against, you enjoy that all you want, sailor.

Aminal · « **Reply #1180 on:** 29 May 2008, 08:53 »

I went to two wine tastings with my friend that I hadn't seen in 6 years (since we grad'ed high school) then we went back to her place and grilled steaks which we ate in the dying sunlight. There were fireflies! But also mosquitoes. More wine was drunk, and after her family went to bed I said we should continue our gossiping in the hot tub.

Swimsuits? We don't need no steenkin sweemsuits! So twelve hours from when I arrived at her house I was drunk, full of steak, and floating naked in a jacuzzi.

Why can't all my social calls go this way?

Peet · « **Reply #1181 on:** 29 May 2008, 18:38 »

.qɐqǝʞ ɐ ɥʇıʍ uʍoɟ ǝpısdظn sɹɐǝddɐ buıʇıɹʍ ʎɯ ʇɐɥʇ ʞunɹp os buıǝq oʇ ǝnǝʇ uʍop ǝpısdn ʇsʇoɹʍ ʇouuɐɔ ı

Peet · « **Reply #1182 on:** 29 May 2008, 18:39 »

uʍop ǝpısdn ɯɐ ı ʞunɹp os

jhocking · « **Reply #1183 on:** 29 May 2008, 18:46 »

Quote from: Aminal on 29 May 2008, 08:53

Why can't all my social calls go this way?

pix plz

Ballard · « **Reply #1184 on:** 29 May 2008, 22:16 »

Aren't you engaged or something?

redglasscurls · « **Reply #1185 on:** 30 May 2008, 09:38 »

Engaged people like boobs too! They just happen to particularly like a certain pair.

jhocking · « **Reply #1186 on:** 30 May 2008, 10:57 »

I think the lesson here is do not invite Eugene to your bachelor party.

ledhendrix · « **Reply #1187 on:** 30 May 2008, 19:42 »

Well it's getting light now. I have to go to a curr night tomorrow an a bottle smashing competition the day after (such a had life). I've been drinking cheap lager (2 g, doubt it) all night (Biere Speciale specially selecte for tescos) and just spent the last several hours devising ways to grow drugs with my dad. I'm thinking that i should probably go to sleep now, i'm also thinking that i should probably make all of my "i's" capital but you know fuck it. We shouldn't have perfect grammar this is the drunk thread.

Ehm i'm 18 this wednesday coming, I get to open a bottle of sloe gin my parents made in 2000 for my 18th birthday, by my reckoning it should be one of the best drinks i'll ever have.

Bye qc forum, i'm not sure if i fit in here, i like it when my photos are complimented and there are some excellent discussions happen here but you know.

abadname · « **Reply #1188 on:** 01 Jun 2008, 00:16 »

A really cute girl i met tonight liked me, this was confirmed by multiple sources. then I forgot her name and she wants nothing to do with me.

Damnit why do i always get so drunk that i never remember names.....Well i never remember names because i'm a really visual person.

0bsessions · « **Reply #1189 on:** 01 Jun 2008, 00:54 »

Tonight was, without a doubt, one of the worst nights of my life. Fuck people and their fucking stuff. Fuck.

Dimmukane · « **Reply #1190 on:** 06 Jun 2008, 21:36 »

Ugh. I just turned down a 100% chance of losing my virginity. FUCK. I feel like an idiot.

Patrick · « **Reply #1191 on:** 07 Jun 2008, 03:34 »

The other day, I was invited by my girlfriend (the relationship was short-lived, I'm breaking up with her as soon as I have time to meet her in person again, but that's another story) to a party where I could've tried shrooms, but the people there were being stupid dramatic dickbags and so I left after the first 5 minutes.

A couple of days ago I smoked a bowl with a buddy of mine here in town, and then we played Guitar Hero II. It is pretty bad when marijuana is the only thing that can make me enjoy that game, even a miniscule little fraction of a bit. Austin wound up going to sleep, so I played Star Wars Battlefronts II. It wasn't as fun while high, because I kept fucking up a bunch of super easy kills I'd have normally made without any trouble. Fuck your slow rate of fire, engineer class.

Ballard · « **Reply #1192 on:** 08 Jun 2008, 23:03 »

Quote from: Dimmukane on 06 Jun 2008, 21:36

Ugh. I just turned down a 100% chance of losing my virginity. FUCK. I feel like an idiot.

Man, be glad. You may feel like an idiot but believe me, losing your virginity sober is so much fucking better.

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #1193 on:** 09 Jun 2008, 15:45 »

Seconded. Drunk sex is only fun if you don't mind missing the important part.

jhocking · « **Reply #1194 on:** 09 Jun 2008, 22:07 »

He's a born-again virgin.

Ballard · « **Reply #1195 on:** 10 Jun 2008, 23:41 »

No, I'm speaking from the perspective of someone who lost theirs sober and imagines drunk sex to be terrible.

Where do you find this shit Joe?

ledhendrix · « **Reply #1196 on:** 11 Jun 2008, 05:09 »

Yeah I lost mine when I was drunk and afterwards I was all "That could have been much better".

jhocking · « **Reply #1197 on:** 11 Jun 2008, 06:00 »

Quote from: Ballard on 10 Jun 2008, 23:41

Where do you find this shit Joe?

In the time that I save by not obsessing about music or sports, I make a modest effort to be informed about the world.

0bsessions · « **Reply #1198 on:** 11 Jun 2008, 07:12 »

Quote from: jhocking on 11 Jun 2008, 06:00

I am a big giant nerd.

redglasscurls · « **Reply #1199 on:** 11 Jun 2008, 10:27 »

You kind of have to wonder what they use for the hymen replacement surgery...

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Aminal