oh god, last night was horrific. I really did drink a hole into my pocket - leading to me falling down a flight of stairs and (due to the positioning of the front door in the house I was in) straight onto the street. I am amazed I did not break my neck, or even just a limb.
Yes that's right kids, you can be invulnerable to damage like Superman... just drink three or four pints of vodka and lemonade in quick succession. I woke up this morning feeling like a house fell on me, but hey! I was like drunken Superman from Superman IV, all cussing and dropping people mid-flight and shit.
And all this without mentioning that staggering home I managed to get mobbed by some stoner friends from the Discord club, all driving a Vauxhall Nova with racing stripes and a rear spoiler, and thus even more shenanigans occurred.