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[0bsessions]

I have spent half my evening drinking beer/rum and playing virtual Uno.

Because that is what cool kids do.

Probably.

Maybe.

Kinda.

Nah.

[Tom]

I know a weedy 16yo who can grow a thick beard, it worked for him when he was in Liquor Land.

[Dimmukane]

True story: a friend of mine works at a gas station, is 21, has a bushy beard.  He lost his ID, but they don't card him, ever.  I'd like to think it's his natural charisma, or perhaps his beard has its way with the minds of the clerks.

Well, maybe it's not that relevant.  Whatever.  Everyone should get stoned and watch Takashi Miike movies.

[king dan]

I have spent half my evening drinking beer/rum and playing virtual Uno.

Because that is what cool kids do.

Comparable to my evening of michelob and katamari.
Welcome to the cool kids club.

[Social Bacon]

I played drunk chess and solved a math/physics problem. It was a sophisticated night.

Edit for the problem that I solved:

[Dimmukane]

Got really stoned and watched Stalker again.  That movie was so awesome.

[ZJGent]

Oh dear christ I am coming down in front of my mother and estranged uncle this is such a bad place right now oh god oh god oh fuck
Please oh high deity of drug use spare me the sweat and the fear
OH NO THE FEAR OH GOD I HAVE IT OH NOOOOO.

[Peet]

RIP

Roderick Z.J Gent
Rad fellow
1988-2008

[blankfile]

Woah!  Haven't slept since roughly 48 hours, still need to keep awake for 4 more hours.Fueling myself on energy drink, and i spent the last 5 minutes laughing hysterically at nothing. Technically I'm sober, but I'm starting to get random muscle twitches and all those pleasant symptoms of sleep deprivations. And i love it. Can't seem to find a coherent or suitable way to end this message, so BLEH!

[Dissy]

Define Sober. 

Man, I'm crashing badly.  I think I'm going through caffine withdrawls again.  Pounding fucking headache, slurred speech, and some pretty bad shakes.  I feel like I'm hungover, but I haven't had anything to drink.

[Social Bacon]

Don't go too long without sleeping; it will fuck you up. Once upon a time I went 4 days without a single wink of sleep, then I hallucinated for several hours and it was one of the most scary experiences of my life.

[Social Bacon]

I did it with some friend when I was in 7th grade I believe. We thought it would be awesome. We were wrong.

[Oli]

Amateur

[Dissy]

I disagree with you, it is awesome.  I've done it on several different occassions the past six years.

[sean]

So, like, how do you do that? I've only been up at least 20 or so hours before and I could barely manage that. HOW DO YOU CRAZY PEOPLE DO IT!

[pentaen]

I present you people of the board with an erasure poem i have just written whilst under the influence
please enjoy it
can you guess the source?

Now this is the story

My life got flipped, turned upside down 

take a minute
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called
 
West Philadelphia  

I spent most of my days 
shooting

 a couple of guys
making trouble in my neighbourhood 

my mom scared

your aunt and uncle
I whistled
 
said "Fresh"
If anything
this was rare 
But I thought
 now 
seven or eight
 
I yelled
Look at my kingdom
To settle my throne

[ViolentDove]

So, like, how do you do that? I've only been up at least 20 or so hours before and I could barely manage that. HOW DO YOU CRAZY PEOPLE DO IT!

Massive amounts of amphetamines?

[Social Bacon]

I just had a Heineken min-keg. Those things are fucking awesome. Congrats to who ever thougt them up.

[Darkbluerabbit]

I read a study at one point where people being treated for depression agreed to stop medication and go without sleep, and do surveys at intervals to determine their moods.  They reported positive mood changes after a certain degree of sleep deprivation.  Sleep is bad for you, guys.

[blankfile]

So, like, how do you do that? I've only been up at least 20 or so hours before and I could barely manage that. HOW DO YOU CRAZY PEOPLE DO IT!

Willpower!

End of semester in 2 days + late on assignments that need to be done + some minimal amount of stress = huge bonus to willpower.

It is not that bad, really. It even gets very fun between the 30th and 40th hours. Actually, between those time, i reach a huge peak of productivity on paperworks. Call it madness of delusion if you want, but so far it always worked for me. I however personally try never to go beyond 40 hours, that's when the proverbial shit hits the fan, at least in my case.

Controlled Sleep Deprivation for the win!

[celticgeek]

For the really serious whisky drinkers (who drink to excess), you need this:

Interventions

[Dissy]

Now this is the story

My life got flipped, turned upside down 

take a minute
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called
 
West Philadelphia  

I spent most of my days 
shooting

 a couple of guys
making trouble in my neighbourhood 

my mom scared

your aunt and uncle
I whistled
 
said "Fresh"
If anything
this was rare 
But I thought
 now 
seven or eight
 
I yelled
Look at my kingdom
To settle my throne

you've got to be shitting me. 

[sean]

Man, you insomniacs are crazy. I just tried to stay up 24+ hours due to time changes and jet lag, but completely failed.

You guys are insaaaaaaaaane.

[Social Bacon]

I've been working overnight shifts on top of school for a year and half. Eventually you just get used to it; I can easily go two full days with a two hour nap and be perfectly awake for all of it. It's like every kind of endurance thing, do it enough and your body gets used to it. And you can rock uberman style.

[Peet]

but why is garlic mayo aso much beter than normal maoy?

[Peet]

its the garlic i guess

[Dimmukane]

Earlier tonight I smoked some powdered marijuana.  It had the consistency of flour.  I also watched A/K/A Tommy Chong, which was really good (documentary on his arrest).

[johnny5]

would powdered weed be different than just keif?

[MrBlu]

Never.
EVER.
Drink undiluted White Overproof rum.

[Oli]

If it's what I'm thinking of it's THC crystals rather than ground up vegetation + THC crystals. What you pick up if you run your finger inside an old baggy, except lots of it.

[johnny5]

kind of like..pre-hash. alright.

about to smoke a fat blunt...at work (on break)

[Dimmukane]

That's what it was, yeah.  Just crystals.  My friend got a bowl's worth in a gram and immediately bought more.  We were seriously gonna present it to one of my other friends as coke, except he's been out for a few days.

Will probably report further tomorrow night.

[Johnny C]

i fuckin

you know

like

i fuckin' quit my job

and i switched out of a program that is unsatisfying

and i did things i thought woudl make me happy


but here i fucking am

i'm alone in my basement

i had to call a cab

think my friends were making out at the very least when i got back to their apartment to call a cab

i mean i asked permission but liek

whatever

fuckin

here i am

i'm twenty and i've done everything i should do with my life to fuckin make a difference

but here i am with my fucking cat who's shown more interest in me than anyone else has

why cant i fucking fin dsomeone who gives a shit and isn't digital

what the fuck is wrong with my life that everything id o to make a change turns out to be the exact same shit i have been sloggin through for twenty years

when is a new job going to tell me i'm worth it, when i sa song i write gonna tell me it loves me

fuck my life


fuck

my

life

[pwhodges]

Having a bad day, are we?

Maybe it'll seem better tomorrow; or, if not, you may have a clearer view how to improve it.

It's tough at any age when life just doesn't seem to be working out, but find some way to keep faith in yourself, and eventually the world will come round as well.  Promise.

Paul

[Johnny C]

paul




be my dad

or grandpa

whichever you're more comfortable with



in a pinch i will accept "uncle"

[Tom]

Paul or Johnny?

'Cause either way, I'm not inclined to argue.

[Liz]

Oh Johnny.

Johnny Johnny Johnny.

This settles it. You are coming to Fargo to see Okkervil River. We are going to hang out and have a smashing good time because you are awesome and it will be great.

[StreetSpirit]

So I just settled into my new apartment and have already become a regular at three of the local bars which means: a. I am broker then can be, b. I have been drinking more then previously thought possible for a man of my weight (perty skinny), and c. this place f'in rocks!

[Jinjo]

I would say B. I'm taking a shot right now. I'm packing up to move out of my parentsd house and into a new apartment with twho people I don't know. And I think I'm gonna take another shot. Grey Goose goes down so smooth. I hope my new roomates are cool.

[akashacatbat]

BLAH.

I haven't had a day off in forever and had a rough day with my baseball teams.

I am a fan of two teams with lousy, LOUSY bullpens. Example:

Starting pitcher of today's game throws a no-hitter through nine and one-thirds innings. The "hit" should've been scored E5, but whatever. He walked the next batter and was then pulled from the game. At this point, we are winning by two runs. Reliever comes in, promptly gives up 3 run bomb, we lose 3-2.

ASDFGHJKL

Did I mention I haven't had a day off in forever? Both of my jobs require me to be UberPerky, which is not something that comes naturally to me. So, tonight I drink three 24oz cans of Max Ice and a shot of 151, since I don't have to be at work until 4pm tomorrow.

[Social Bacon]

Oh shit sober thread. It's the morning. I am still royally plowed. What a party.

[Dimmukane]

I got high in the Senator Theatre at my friend's skate video premiere.

[ZJGent]

for the resevations of mister kite
show tonight
don't be late

what I am saying here is that I am circus drunk and it is 9 am and i am still awake and everythings gone weird.
gabbly ate my face off
shit D, you aint known a brother

[Johnny C]

piss drunk at 3:40 and have to play guitar tomorrow

jesus let me awaken at the ordained time

[StreetSpirit]

So I went to way too many bars in the area last night and end up blacking out at the end of the evening, but one thing I do remember is being at a bar with topless wizard hippies who wielded their staffs with a certain some of peaceful intensity. What the hell happened!

[evernew]

I dont know how this tyhread works but im too drunk not to post in it.

So i am in Istanbul now after we took off towards Iran last week Thursday and drove through Germamy, Austria, Hugnary, Romania and Bulgaria and now Turkey.
We are driving 4 Mercedes Benz ambulances which are in okay shape but the real klicker are the gimmicks we put in: intercom, guitars, radio, tons of engine malfunctions. A real advemtuire.

I am also drunk. This is because i just aceme back from istanbul city form clubbing at ooker/infested places. Its very cokmplicated for a German to type in Englidsh on a keyboard that was made for Turkish.
Screw it, i am drunkkkkk,

drunkenness doesnt solve problems but it sure makes everythjing better,.

jooooooooooooonas

[Liz]

Sometimes I just love this thread so much.

Now is one of those times.

[Hat]

All I have been doing is drinking Cosmos and Long Island Iced Teas and there is some kind of French Martini that I think I had a crack at but I am so suspicious so I basically inhaled five vodka tonics and that was all I thought to need

That is all that is necessary.

I'm fine with that.

Fuck music is so much better when

it's fine

Enter Key

We're fine.

Thats cool too

[Hat]

I have taken some photos using  my computer







Welcome to the future, cunts

[Peet]

The future is scary.