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[mat_mantra]

Sam Adams is speaking to me and he says THERE IS NOT ENOUGH DRUNKEN RAMBLING GOING ON HERE


Edit:  I may or may not be along later to rectify this situation.  If i'm still able to use words like rectify, i have not yet had enough to drink

[Ozymandias]

Jack Daniels is face up in on the bathroom floor making horrible gurgling noises and I should go turn him over but HE WOULD AGREE

[mat_mantra]

Hmm, Batcat with a buzz on makes me feel violent.  Should probably remove that from the playlist for the time being

[Ballard]

It is a bit like walking into a bar and lecturing people about the evil of alcohol.

Do it outside the bar or at AA but inside the bar is asking for trouble.

This isn't a bar. It's the fucking internet. This thread may be dedicated to drunk posting but that doesn't mean serious, occasionally sober discussions on the topic of alcohol can't be had here, as they have before.

It may be tactless to lecture drunk people on the stupidity of getting drunk, but it's rude for those people to reply "get out of here sober girl, you don't know shit about us" and it's even more rude (and pretty ironic, considering the original question posed) to justify that response with the fact that they are drunk.

[mat_mantra]

He's not really saying it like that, it's just that most of the posts in here are going to be made by people under the influence, and making comments along the previous lines is akin to poking a rattlesnake with a stick.  If you piss it off enough, you're going to get bitten.  I have no problem with discussions about the upside of sobriety and the downside of drunkeness (I have 5 alcoholics in my family, been down that road), but the point tommy is trying to make is that it's not usually a good idea to rub it in someones face when they are doing it.

Edit:  And i totally understand where Eris is coming from, but it is all a matter of right time, right place

further edit:  And as I'm sure someone will have some witty repartee to my previous statement, it will have to wait until I get back from the Class 6

[tania]

"get out of here sober girl, you don't know shit about us"

except you'll notice that nobody actually said "get out of here sober girl, you don't know shit about us" and the discussion was really a lot polite and courteous than that. people get defensive when they are taken off guard and i think it's justified. read through the posts and it becomes pretty clear that this isn't a thread about general alcohol discussion, it's a thread devoted specifically towards drunk posting and having fun. just like how the photo thread is specifically for posting photos of yourself, and most people would agree it's rude and uncalled for to barge in and suddenly start lecturing people on why they feel the need to post pictures of themselves all the time. if you want to discuss the value of these things, by all means feel free to do it but you have to exercise some tact and courtesy - don't do it when people are enjoying themselves and the last thing they want is to be told that you don't like what they are doing.

[Social Bacon]

BEER!

[ZJGent]

My experience has been that people who are allowed to drink wine, champagne and such under the supervision of their parents from the time they were relatively young (tween/early teen) tend to be the most responsible when it comes to drinking at parties/in high school/ in college/with friends/etc.

Lies! I first got drunk on advocaat snowballs at a christmas party at age 8. It was under the supervision of my parents.
And, well... look how that worked out. (That said, alcohol really isn't the Ace in my Personal Problem deck, know what I mean?)

[Barmymoo]

I got horrifically off my face on sleep madness a couple of weeks ago. I'm completely tee-total so I can't compare it to how I am when I'm drunk, but I was certainly how many of my friends are when they're drunk. Is this common? Is there a scientific explanation, for example does being extremely exhausted and rather dehydrated create the same sorts of chemicals in your blood as alcohol does? I'm genuinely intrigued.

It was a fantastic night, and the up side was that I didn't have a hangover. The downside is that not many people believe that I don't drink any more, but that's not necessarily a bad thing.

[mat_mantra]

I ran out of beer, so i was sad.  But after a quick trip to the liquor store, i've got a bottle of Comfort, Southern style, that says everything's gonna be O.K.

[Dissy]

H.Jesus!  I need some of that Stout!  Send one to me?

[est]

If I started posting in the pointless thread just to tell everyone that image macros are stupid, I'd be told to take it elsewhere within moment

Actually, I have done this on numerous occasions, but whatever.

Obviously I could see where Han was coming from when she asked what she did.  Her uni is full of people who constantly get comically trashed, so she was curious as to why the mindset exists.  I think that the agro only started to happen when people reacted like dickshits to an honest question.

[negative creep]

Mostly the issue here is that this discussion has no place ITT. If you wanted to have a discussion about alchohol use and abuse you should have made a new one. Coming in to a place dedicated to celebrating drunkeness and telling people to be serious almost reeks of trolling. Look at the thread title, for christs sake.

haha, says they guy with 9 posts. but dead on. but hey, everthing seems ok when you're drunk. even this thread.

[Patatat]

Anywho, as I still have a mass quantity of the schnapps I discovered the other day. I am going to resume what I was doing yesterday.

[johnny5]

quick views

- a lot of people get shitfaced because to them, it's a lot better than being sober. that's usually the most base reason i've found
- a lot of people think getting other people shitfaced so that they'll fuck are usually targeting a specific type of person who they guess will be more willing to fuck than others. it's not right but i'd say that's what 25% of any bar anywhere is usually doing. another 25% are waiting to receive the (free) drinks and get it started. that's how their social life might work. doesn't mean that's how you work.

anyway, what do you guys think about shandy's? i'm about 4 deep in right now (i DID BUY THEM AND IM NOT ASHAMED) and i'm digging it. not as much as real beer but hey

[Patatat]

It all takes you to the same wonderful place. I mean it might take sixty of them to get you there, but you're making progress. 

[johnny5]

lawls, like i said sometimes i'm only drinking for the drink.

[negative creep]

Well, I am 21 and I am drunk. And it feels good. So ..... what was the point again? Ah, yes, the point is that you do whatever you feel like! Seems good to me.

[Patatat]

Well, I am 21 and I am drunk. And it feels good. So ..... what was the point again? Ah, yes, the point is that you do whatever you feel like! Seems good to me.

Dude, wanna make out?


lul.

[ZJGent]

In the pointless thread there is such an appropriate comic for this point in time.

(Edit) It is this one.

[negative creep]

Dude, wanna make out?

lul.

Yes, I do. You're hot. Also, Mr Gent is right.

[Patatat]

[beat mouse]

i have been hitting the bong pretty hard this last week. I've watched all 4 seasons of entourage and worked full 8 hour shifts every day on top of that. it has been a very red bull paced week.

[Patatat]

Hey now! This is drunkie turf!

[Professor Snuggles]

i have been hitting the bong pretty hard this last week. I've watched all 4 seasons of entourage and worked full 8 hour shifts every day on top of that. it has been a very red bull paced week.

I just did this. Entourage is good when youre stoned because it is mindless but still funny. Lloyd is the best though for real

[johnny5]

i just picked up an eight from a friend for 9 bucks (all i had on me). it's strawberry cough...smells not like real strawberries, but like candy strawberry would smell like. shit is still wet (he cut it right off the tree before i got it) so i'm drying it out a lil

[0bsessions]

So you're essentially smoking a Fruit Rollup?

[sean]

awesome

Hey now! This is drunkie turf!

Nah, this thread serves all types of altered states, from drinking to staying up way too long.

[johnny5]

So you're essentially smoking a Fruit Rollup?

that's really really close to how i would describe the smell, yeah. nice one. last night all i could think was "skittles"

[0bsessions]

I can get behind that.

[Peet]

why is the drunk heard all up in my sobreittys.

[Peet]

what i am sating is why aren't youdruk.

[Peet]

los obasically why are you sober in     my thread

[Jinjo]

I'm getting drunk before I evacuate for hurricane Gustav.

[Ozymandias]

Screw that. Get drunk and stay.

[Ballard]

I'd like to point out that Pete in Gabbly right now is even funnier than Pete in this thread.

Pete you rock.

[Patatat]

Screw that. Get drunk and stay.

Fuck that get Gustav fucking plastered. It'll be funny.

[Patatat]

Drinking Buschmill's 1600, and some coke. I would drink it straight in a glass, with some ice cubes. I only have about a double shots worth, so I just put it in some coke. For a delicious drink with a bite.

[Social Bacon]

It's 4 o'clock in the afternoon and I just sobered up enough to get out of bed. Welcome to the frosh week parties, I'm assuming that I met some interesting people last night, but I don't remember.

[hannahrochelle]

I just woke up for no reason at all and it's 3 am. I FEEL drunk, though I havent had anything to drink D:

...Does that count?

[evernew]

So my last post in this thread was a profusely drunk love/hormone ramble about a friend of mine and how I love everything and everyone.

Now I'm on my third or so tally-can celebrating that I got a pretty good grade on my final thesis even though I only worked on it little over a week. Yaaaay!

Also, "between the sheets" adds two levels of awesome to every sentence you can think of.

[0bsessions]

"I just took a shit 'between the sheets.' "

[Noct]

I just split a J and a pitcher of Margarita on the rocks over lunch, and now I just reaaaally want to put on some Mogwai and take a nap.

Fucking hell, I have work to do.

[0bsessions]

The only Mogwai I'm interested in is Gizmo.

Hey, thread. I'm not sober! Today is "Drink on a weekday for a laugh day!" I officially have approximately two hours and eighteen minutes left to drink in order to properly sleep it off!

[Social Bacon]

I just went on a pub crawl that ended in me caring for a friend that has never been as drunk as he is right now. I feel like I kind of missed out on the party, but I'm glad my friend is going to be ok. Has anyone else had experiences caring for too drunk friends?

[Elizzybeth]

I went to this awful party a few months ago where people ate some bad pot cookies.  It was fun for a while, but then people started vomiting into the toilet.  And there was only one toilet.  And several sick people.

And I'd only had a single glass of wine very early in the evening, 'cause I was supposed to drive people home.  It was a pretty lame party.

[Stryc9Fuego]

Yeah, parties stop being fun when they turn into that one episode of Family Guy. I had that happen due to 'shrooms one time.

Nothing brings on the chunky quite like 'shrooms.

[De_El]

Dear thread,

I am not sober.

Love,
De_El

P.s. oh how I adore you so.

[Patatat]

I have a wedding to attend today...

Yes, forum a double-feature for you..

Drunkeness for this wonderful thread and suit-porn for the picture thread.

[negative creep]

yeah, so. another day of 12-hour-hardcore-drinking. at least today i remembred to post in the drunk thread.
i also bought a suit 2 days ago. i like it.