Topic: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER (Read 855313 times)

negative creep · « **Reply #1450 on:** 06 Sep 2008, 20:43 »

macht kaputt, was euch kaputt macht!

De_El · « **Reply #1451 on:** 07 Sep 2008, 00:07 »

fublublblulbfbah. Ha! Heh. Mmm. Whoa. Sisters of Mercy sound a lot better than usual. Too bad my friends aren't as gothy...A gothy drunken party would be awesome right now.

Jackie Blue · « **Reply #1452 on:** 07 Sep 2008, 00:10 »

Man fuck your friends. I would drunkenly listen to Sisters of Mercy with you.

I'm not drunk yet though. Just high. Beer tastes so much better after a 10 hour work day.

De_El · « **Reply #1453 on:** 07 Sep 2008, 00:19 »

Fuck it man, I'm just gonna blare Floodland and see what happens. I do wish I had some company, though. Aside from my roommate who seems to be passed out.

Jackie Blue · « **Reply #1454 on:** 07 Sep 2008, 00:24 »

if you're in a dorm and you blast Floodland there is at least a 10%* chance that some arrogant dude who is into "oldschool goth/industrial" will deign to poke his head in and then proceed to lecture you for 2 hours on Genesis P-Orridge's importance in the musical landscape

or some chick that looks like robert smith will sit on your floor and stare into space until you push her over and she falls asleep

*actual percentage may vary by location

De_El · « **Reply #1455 on:** 07 Sep 2008, 00:29 »

Honestly, I doubt the likelihood of any of these options. I've gotten to know much of my floor fairly well, and none of them has given any indication of being into such things. Honestly, I'd love it if blasting Floodland actually attracted attention. Nobody's really stirring. Generation gap XD?

On a related note, I actually used Discipline, the Berlin version from 20 Jazz Funk Greats to get a douchey character out of my room. A group had gathered in my room and were conversing but along casme this one unsavory fellow, and so I blared me some Throbbing Grfistle and hje just sort looked bewildered, looked at his shoes a bit and then left.

Patatat · « **Reply #1456 on:** 07 Sep 2008, 01:15 »

Conversely, blast Nickelback or some other idiot music and see what happens.

sean · « **Reply #1457 on:** 07 Sep 2008, 12:06 »

The words man!

They are getting away! Get them fefore they get you! They are fucking fiesty bastards!

Run away words the humans are comming! Go to the sweet sweet embrace of the ant people!

sean · « **Reply #1458 on:** 07 Sep 2008, 12:09 »

its okay though because i have NAC HOS now! Take that words, those who cannot eat tasty tasty nachos!

Jackie Blue · « **Reply #1459 on:** 07 Sep 2008, 12:38 »

protip: drinking a shot of scotch and then two pints of guiness within 30 minutes on an empty stomach is an awesome way to get a quick buzz

bbqrocks · « **Reply #1460 on:** 07 Sep 2008, 14:35 »

I did the guinness, but they wouldn't serve us whiskey (also we ran out of money).

sean · « **Reply #1461 on:** 07 Sep 2008, 15:51 »

Man I was pretty stoned today!

schimmy · « **Reply #1462 on:** 07 Sep 2008, 15:53 »

This one time, I did a lot of drugs.

sean · « **Reply #1463 on:** 07 Sep 2008, 15:54 »

ohhhhhhh man dude

imapiratearg · « **Reply #1464 on:** 07 Sep 2008, 17:15 »

Man, why is it whenever my friends and I get high, all they want to listen to is The Beatles and switch whatever I have playing when I leave the room?

Social Bacon · « **Reply #1465 on:** 07 Sep 2008, 18:08 »

Because they've never heard of Zeppelin?

johnny5 · « **Reply #1466 on:** 07 Sep 2008, 19:23 »

i got surgery on my foot (7 screws total) so i also havfe the apporpriate drugs for them
norcos, percocets and weed

i feel nothing

Darkbluerabbit · « **Reply #1467 on:** 07 Sep 2008, 20:51 »

Quote from: imapiratearg on 07 Sep 2008, 17:15

Man, why is it whenever my friends and I get high, all they want to listen to is The Beatles and switch whatever I have playing when I leave the room?

Because when some people get high, they forget that there is music from after 1970. It is a distressing and almost universal phenomenon.

Dimmukane · « **Reply #1468 on:** 07 Sep 2008, 21:29 »

I am somewhat of an enforcer in breaking that mindset. We will get really stoned and listen to things that are not from before we were born.

Jackie Blue · « **Reply #1469 on:** 07 Sep 2008, 22:27 »

see i never got that shit

when i get stoned i pretty much want to listen to anything as long as it's awesome

though when my best friend and i get drunk AND stoned all roads inevitably lead to bruce springsteen or spiritualized

in fact the beatles are pretty boring when i'm stoned

oh i'm stoned now btw

But that has nothing to do with how I am typing.

Social Bacon · « **Reply #1470 on:** 08 Sep 2008, 08:24 »

Souljazz Orchestra.
I saw them live. Yesterday. I had never heard of them before. They are my new favourite band. Get high and listen to them.

RedLion · « **Reply #1471 on:** 08 Sep 2008, 08:27 »

I actually try not to listen to music when I'm drunk because I can't concentrate on it, and then I get pissed off after like 2 minutes go by and I remember I'm listening to a song but can't remember what parts I've heard already and where I am in the song. It's a fruitless exercise.

ledhendrix · « **Reply #1472 on:** 08 Sep 2008, 14:41 »

Opening a beer with an anvil? I think so.

Jackie Blue · « **Reply #1473 on:** 08 Sep 2008, 14:45 »

Quote from: Social Bacon on 08 Sep 2008, 08:24

Souljazz Orchestra.

With a name like that I am willing to bet a million moneys that listening to them, high or not, would be total agony.

Social Bacon · « **Reply #1474 on:** 08 Sep 2008, 15:23 »

Bari, tenor and alto sax, with a drummer, a percussionist and a keyboard/snyth player. They are amazing.

Jackie Blue · « **Reply #1475 on:** 08 Sep 2008, 17:52 »

No.

Oh my God no.

Oh God my ears.

imapiratearg · « **Reply #1476 on:** 08 Sep 2008, 18:29 »

Quote from: Dimmukane on 07 Sep 2008, 21:29

I am somewhat of an enforcer in breaking that mindset. We will get really stoned and listen to things that are not from before we were born.

Dude, I put on Deerhoof and set a Grails album to play after that, because I am totally of zerodrone's mindset about it, but they changed it.

sean · « **Reply #1477 on:** 08 Sep 2008, 19:01 »

You had on Grails and they changed it?

You may need to consider getting new friends.

imapiratearg · « **Reply #1478 on:** 08 Sep 2008, 19:10 »

No, I had Deerhoof playing, and Grails was going to play afterward. I kind of can't wait to go to college in the hopes that I will find people who will not turn off Deerhoof or Grails while we are high.

Social Bacon · « **Reply #1479 on:** 08 Sep 2008, 19:42 »

Quote from: zerodrone on 08 Sep 2008, 17:52

No.

Oh my God no.

Oh God my ears.

Go to Hell. Go directly to Hell. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.

Dimmukane · « **Reply #1480 on:** 08 Sep 2008, 19:46 »

Hell is where Souljazz are the lounge band at the infernal supermarket.

Quote from: imapiratearg on 08 Sep 2008, 18:29

Quote from: Dimmukane on 07 Sep 2008, 21:29
I am somewhat of an enforcer in breaking that mindset. We will get really stoned and listen to things that are not from before we were born.

Dude, I put on Deerhoof and set a Grails album to play after that, because I am totally of zerodrone's mindset about it, but they changed it.

I'll put on basically stuff I find in the Mediafire thread. Colour Haze, Ratatat, and Black Moth Super Rainbow dominate, though.

Jackie Blue · « **Reply #1481 on:** 08 Sep 2008, 21:34 »

man i totally would have opened with grails, anyone who doesn't like them while stoned probably thinks phish are "pretty okay!"

1/6 of a 375 of johnny walker red and two bowls down so far. i have a pleasant buzz but i want it to get pleasanter because this is my only night off all week and the only show i could have gone to is a punk band from florida (to be fair, they're pretty good but eh fuck it).

johnny5 · « **Reply #1482 on:** 08 Sep 2008, 22:31 »

listening to the beatles while stoned is just the cliche thing to do. it's alright but man sometimes i do not want to listen to them for the billionith time

Dimmukane · « **Reply #1483 on:** 09 Sep 2008, 05:05 »

We still do sometimes, but for some reason it's always "Norwegian Wood".

johnny5 · « **Reply #1484 on:** 09 Sep 2008, 12:52 »

this morning i went through what felt like a horrible case of opiate withdrawal. urrrrg.

Jinjo · « **Reply #1485 on:** 09 Sep 2008, 18:28 »

Getting high while an ex boyfriend talks about his new girlfriend. Not the best situation. But at least I'm not sober.

Jackie Blue · « **Reply #1486 on:** 09 Sep 2008, 18:34 »

Just start asking him embarrasing questions about her.

Ozymandias · « **Reply #1487 on:** 09 Sep 2008, 20:56 »

"Are her labia bigger than mine?"

This question will break the ice at any party.

Jackie Blue · « **Reply #1488 on:** 09 Sep 2008, 23:42 »

total count:

5 16 oz. PBR
1 12 oz. Red Stripe
2 Valium

just got home and currently smoking a bowl

i fucking own this thread motherfuckers

Jackie Blue · « **Reply #1489 on:** 10 Sep 2008, 00:40 »

oh shizzle

the Kevin Drew solo album is the shit

shit

fuck

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ViolentDove · « **Reply #1490 on:** 10 Sep 2008, 07:09 »

God I just got home after a fucking long day of work and class and my housemates were all sitting up and were like "we saved this spliff for you" and man I love my housemates. Also one of them won a meat tray. She must've been drinking at a bowling club or something. Do they have bowling clubs in your various countries other forumites? They're these places where old people go to drink and play lawn bowls. They raffle off meat trays and have ridiculously cheap beer usually.

johnny5 · « **Reply #1491 on:** 10 Sep 2008, 09:44 »

at the cheap hotel/casinos in vegas, they give away tupperware and glass bowls.

Jackie Blue · « **Reply #1492 on:** 10 Sep 2008, 12:58 »

Wow, I don't even remember making that Kevin Drew post.

EDIT: No we don't have bowling clubs in America but they sound pretty awesome.

Jackie Blue · « **Reply #1493 on:** 11 Sep 2008, 02:36 »

oops i did it again

johnny walker, you are such a good friend

Fenriswolf · « **Reply #1494 on:** 11 Sep 2008, 02:47 »

Sisters of Mercy is gothy? I never knew. Not sure how I feel about that

I was inspired to listen to Leonard Cohen though. Ahhh, that's good.

lol @ "we saved this spliff for you". That is quite awesome. I live in New Zealand and why yes, we have bowls clubs. My grandmother was bloody good (at the bowls and the drinking) before she died last year. Also, the SPCA where I used to work is down a driveway past a bowling club. We had a halloween party there so there was a big room of drunken heavily dressed up animal freaks and a small bar full of suspicious-looking locals. I was amused

Jackie Blue · « **Reply #1495 on:** 11 Sep 2008, 03:01 »

sisters of mercy is an 80s/early 90s goth-rock band named after the leonard cohen song.

fyi.

Fenriswolf · « **Reply #1496 on:** 11 Sep 2008, 03:06 »

LOL Well no idea whether I like them or not. Makes more sense though

Jackie Blue · « **Reply #1497 on:** 11 Sep 2008, 03:11 »

They are pretty goddamn good.

Fenriswolf · « **Reply #1498 on:** 11 Sep 2008, 03:19 »

Hmmmmmmmm. Not what I expected (not sure what I expected but after listening to some random Leonard Cohen I feel like maybe he's more goth in the traditional sense of the term? Fuck, I dunno) but kinda catchy...

Lepton · « **Reply #1499 on:** 11 Sep 2008, 21:58 »

Just thought I'd give a shout out to the drunk thread while I'm sipping on some Gin and Tonics.

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