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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1500 on: 11 Sep 2008, 23:12 »

i just got home and opened a beer and the other guitar player in my various bands is drunkenly playing guitar and singing at me over the phone

now i understand why people use bluetooths
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1501 on: 12 Sep 2008, 22:15 »

oooooh oh. I'm so dnuk. I did things tonight that i thoguth i'd never do again. you know. back in the day. when it was  ok. anyway.



macht kaputt was eucht kaputt macht!!!
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1502 on: 12 Sep 2008, 22:35 »

keine macht für niemand!!!
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1503 on: 12 Sep 2008, 23:39 »

I aqm an honouralbe dude. Fuck. l/sot oppopurtuenuies dude,. seruosidly. fuick./
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1504 on: 13 Sep 2008, 00:08 »

I think you're probably typing bad on purpose, but I know a girl who drunk-texts me a lot and most of the time I honestly can't even remotely figure out what the fuck she's attempting to type.  I'll get messages like "wqt aret mosds men to wuo?"

It's weird because I can type pretty much perfectly even when like, on 3 hits of X, or acid, or after a half litre of whisky.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1505 on: 13 Sep 2008, 15:39 »

same. THANKS HOMEKEYS. for some reason even on E i'm pretty level headed, I dont really make a fool of myself.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1506 on: 13 Sep 2008, 19:23 »

Nope.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1507 on: 13 Sep 2008, 20:34 »

Ditto what zerodrone said.  When I'm drunk I'll just mentally say "Fuck capital letters" but otherwise I am still anal about spelling.  Acid and E included.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1508 on: 13 Sep 2008, 20:47 »

I retain excellent spelling when I am under the influence.

Like right now.  'Cept it's almost gone.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1509 on: 13 Sep 2008, 22:49 »

I can also retain my typing abilities while inebriated if I try hard enough. But if I'm too drunk I'll just stop giving a shit and pay no attention to what I'm doing.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1510 on: 13 Sep 2008, 23:45 »

ever since i've been a cripple i've been buzzed off pills and sometimes weed. it just makes me realize:

damn, i want to get drunk
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1511 on: 13 Sep 2008, 23:50 »

But if I'm too drunk I'll just stop giving a shit and pay no attention to what I'm doing.

And that, son, is where babies come from.   :-)

You know how girls will say "Oh man I was so drunk I don't believe I slept with that guy"?

When I was younger, I had several embarrassing "Oh dude I was so drunk I don't believe I slept with that girl" moments.  It's really difficult to explain to someone you like them as a friend but don't want to sex them after they've already given you an awkward handjob.

oh dude Awkward Handjob is totally going to be the name of my new musical project
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1512 on: 14 Sep 2008, 05:49 »

Note to self: Do not go into your bios after way too much vodka.

Also, on the subject of typing, holy shit I'm the worst about it, when I'm SUPER drunk, it's like my fingers just slosh across the keyboard. Then again, I'm a bit of a lush. One thing from last night that I was trying to say.

"jus tdeals withi t in mah howmn head
evethough I am tired fo wirth tokmnrorw, amej ne saddd"
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1513 on: 14 Sep 2008, 06:45 »

Note to self: this thread is strictly amateur hour

ps what is up
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« Reply #1514 on: 14 Sep 2008, 06:47 »

what is up
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1515 on: 14 Sep 2008, 06:47 »

I have a giant cock drawn on my face
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« Reply #1516 on: 19 Sep 2008, 17:39 »

So I think I am in college and tripping for the first time. I took two hits.  It feels like so long ago. All of this shit is so fast and I'm listening to MBV and why the fuck am I doing this? EVERYTHING IS SO but even before I finish typing it feels stupid. I don't even know what to believe, whether this is happening or not. Everything feels so foreign even the sensations to standing up are different man what the hell is going on. I think I have to pee. I'll be right back.

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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1517 on: 19 Sep 2008, 19:36 »

Enjoy yourself, put on some happy music, and watch something crazy.  Monty Python's Flying Circus has been a companion on most of the trips I've done.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1518 on: 19 Sep 2008, 20:34 »

What are you tripping on?
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1519 on: 19 Sep 2008, 23:13 »

"Hits" generally means acid.  He should be coming down about now.  Hope things went well.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1520 on: 19 Sep 2008, 23:48 »

Correct sir. One of the best experiences of my life. However, I'm not quite done yet.

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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1521 on: 20 Sep 2008, 00:24 »

Pleased to hear it!  I'd be interested in as full a report as you'd be willing to give, by PM or elsehow, if you'd go to the trouble.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1522 on: 20 Sep 2008, 00:48 »

oh man de_el, welcome to my world.

damn i wish i'd been here when you were posting that, i would really like to talk to you while tripping.

i am quite drunk and in 3 hours i have to go to take a class so i don't think i'm even going to sleep.

oh man tonight.  tonight was so fucking weird.  ran into a friend i hadn't seen in 12 years who told me that people had told him i was dead and oh man, him and i used to do acid all the time and man, man.

man.

fuck.

oh and i went to a gay bar.
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« Reply #1523 on: 20 Sep 2008, 16:21 »

I have hte hickups. i also was as my best friends surprise party with too many vietnamese people and i lerned how to pronounce the name Ngyen.
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« Reply #1524 on: 20 Sep 2008, 16:35 »

I suppose for posterity's sake I need to post in this thread
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« Reply #1525 on: 20 Sep 2008, 16:47 »

also, i found out that two of my friends were plannong to make mr go on a blinddate wiht a guy ive alredy met. and hes a total fucker, god what were they thinking.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1526 on: 20 Sep 2008, 17:15 »

Well hi there! I'm pretty drunk, but, as you can see, not as drunk as I was last time. I'm not quoting Ton Steine Scherben, yet I wish I'd been to a gay bar tonight. Would have been more interesting.
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« Reply #1527 on: 20 Sep 2008, 18:04 »

h gosh i wih i wa drink as i widh i was
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« Reply #1528 on: 20 Sep 2008, 18:05 »

in short: gable is broken
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« Reply #1529 on: 20 Sep 2008, 18:07 »

Gabbly is working again Pete. We need your company.

PS Gay Clubs are not that rad if you are not gay. It depends on the DJ though. I have gotten my shirt off in a lot of gay clubs and I have spent time in gay clubs wishing I was dead, so just find a good club to be gay in I guess.
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« Reply #1530 on: 20 Sep 2008, 18:12 »

oh go i weidsh i coukld be with you
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« Reply #1531 on: 20 Sep 2008, 18:14 »

I'm not gay but i like to make out with gay dudes sometimes.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1532 on: 20 Sep 2008, 18:15 »

i WSISH I KNOW what to think
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« Reply #1533 on: 20 Sep 2008, 18:34 »

Whats up pete





Want to fuck




No that wasn't a question
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« Reply #1534 on: 20 Sep 2008, 18:39 »

Guys! Rum and orange juice is amazing! Pirate juice! So tasty. and makes me spend the night twith very attractive people.
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« Reply #1535 on: 20 Sep 2008, 18:50 »

Pirates don't drink orange juice if they did I would not be listening to a Power Metal band called Scurvey right now
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« Reply #1536 on: 20 Sep 2008, 19:20 »

Orange juice keeps the scurvy away
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« Reply #1537 on: 20 Sep 2008, 19:34 »

Do you know a lot of pirates called "two legs" because I don't
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« Reply #1538 on: 20 Sep 2008, 19:39 »

To be honest, I don't know a lot of pirates. I imagine it'd be hard to sail and all in St. Louis. There is no ocean here.
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« Reply #1539 on: 20 Sep 2008, 19:45 »

Its ok, basically the archipelago around Indonesia  is one of the only happening pirate joints left in the world although apparently a french luxury yacht got boarded by pirates in the Mediterranean a few weeks ago how cool is that
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« Reply #1540 on: 20 Sep 2008, 20:39 »

Hello this thread. How are you. This is a rare opportunity where I am not sober an near an internet. Hooray for tonight!
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« Reply #1541 on: 20 Sep 2008, 21:49 »

My DnD character wore an eyepatch today.
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« Reply #1542 on: 20 Sep 2008, 21:57 »

That is just the silliest
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« Reply #1543 on: 20 Sep 2008, 23:12 »

Hooray for Jack and coke (OK, Pepsi, whatever)!  I ran out of herb a couple days ago so I'm resorting to nicotine and alcohol for my social-lubrication buzzes.  I'm a little floaty, but nothing out of my depth.  I'm going to go have another.
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« Reply #1544 on: 20 Sep 2008, 23:14 »

Jack and coke is the drink of champions.  Or pirates.  Whoever said orange juice was incredibly wrong.
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« Reply #1545 on: 20 Sep 2008, 23:21 »

Mixing rum and coke is just wrong. I mean, rum is delicious by itself, but then you mix it with soda and it is like somebody took a big shit in your drink.
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« Reply #1546 on: 21 Sep 2008, 00:18 »

gay bars are awesome unless they're the kind which consist of nothing but dudes who look like marines picking up dudes who look like 12 year old koreans and in which the DJ plays atrocious music.

this gay bar is one i've gone to many times and is pretty chill.  good mix of staight, gay, bi and tri-sexual.

i talked to a really cool older guy who was trying to pick me up but he was very much not my type.  a little too brokeback mountain, ya know.  when i fancy boys, i fancy cute indie rock boys who aren't flamboyant.

95% of the time i like girls though.  woo for sliding scales of sexuality.

oh but, this sucked.  i ordered a J & B on the rocks when i got there (i have no idea why, i hate J & B, i'm pretty sure i was channeling patrick bateman) and it was literally like drinking water.  i told the bartender "dude there is seriously no alcohol in this" but he insisted there was.  it was the last pour of the bottle and i'm pretty certain they'd been watering their liquor and i was the lucky guy who got all the water at the bottom of the bottle, which is really nasty now that i think about it.

oh yeah but BEFORE the gay bar i saw my friend's band Thee Birds of Paradise who are fucking insanely awesome especially now that they have four guitar players.  that's where the picture in the photo thread was taken and where i ran into all my old homies.

oh hay johnny walker, 'sup.  come here and give us a hug.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1547 on: 21 Sep 2008, 01:31 »

HELL YA.

THAT PRETTY MUCH SUMS UP HOW I FEEL AT THIS MOMENT.

HELL YA.
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« Reply #1548 on: 21 Sep 2008, 06:09 »

Mixing rum and coke is just wrong. I mean, rum is delicious by itself, but then you mix it with soda and it is like somebody took a big shit in your drink.

counterpoint: I lurve rum and coke. Of course, the way I make it (or rather used to make it; can't drink alcohol anymore *sigh*) was considerably stronger than most people do, like 50% rum, which I think is a better taste balance.

Incidentally, as long as people are talking about gay bars and rum+coke at the same time, I feel I should bring up the anecdote I have about the time I got self-conscious about ordering a rum and coke with Mount Gay rum while in a gay bar.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1549 on: 22 Sep 2008, 00:08 »

i got my hands on some e...but...i dont know if i shuold take it, since i have a broken leg and i'm generally not doing anything right now.

rum and coke is okay as long as you double the rum
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