Topic: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER (Read 856236 times)

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #1550 on:** 22 Sep 2008, 00:32 »

A broken leg gets in the way of both dancing and sex.

This means do not take that pill.

Ozymandias · « **Reply #1551 on:** 22 Sep 2008, 00:40 »

Fuck that, strap a blacklight to that cast and go for it.

Patatat · « **Reply #1552 on:** 22 Sep 2008, 10:26 »

So I watched my Grandfather die yesterday...

Now I am drunk trying to make that go away.

Social Bacon · « **Reply #1553 on:** 26 Sep 2008, 22:06 »

AWWWWWWW YEEEEEAAAAAH

Social Bacon · « **Reply #1554 on:** 26 Sep 2008, 22:22 »

Sorry for the double post, but I feel drunk enough to deserve it.

De_El · « **Reply #1555 on:** 27 Sep 2008, 00:07 »

Ugga blug blug qooo!

Jackie Blue · « **Reply #1556 on:** 27 Sep 2008, 02:34 »

guys the last part of Kill Your Idols is confusing me

cause like lydia lunch is talking shit about current bands, but she's not naming them so i don't know if she's talking about the yeah yeah yeahs, the liars, the strokes, or the black dice, and obviously the black dice are just fucking around, and the liars are certifiable, right, but the yeah yeah yeahs interview segments are like totally real dude, oldschool stylee, but shit, this is getting too fucking meta for me, i mean fuck just fucking show me some more sonic youth live clips or something, fuck

also the box says that foetus is in this docu but i have not seen him yet and this is like the third time i've wached it

also i find it fucking weird as shit that jim sclavunis (sp?) the dude from the bad seeds and vanity set (who are FUCKING AWESOME, as good as nick cave himself) started out as bass player for teenage jesus and the jokes

oh and lydia lunch just said "pick up a fucking tuba... anything but a bass guitar"

guys i think i'm stoned

edit: no, i am definitely stoned and a bit drunk

edit edit: oh wait i think lydia lunch and everyone was talking about interpol

ZJGent · « **Reply #1557 on:** 27 Sep 2008, 11:29 »

You know what I propose? I propose to be a politician. Sort of some sort of politics. I am probably good at that.

I could be a Sex Dictator. Gabbly and me have decided - that the number one platform is REALLY GOOD SANDWICHES.
I MEAN REALLY FUCKING GOOD.
In my manifesto is also directives for the price of gentleman's and ladies'e's tailoring to be reduced so that it is easier to dress fancy.
And then me and my Cabinet Crew would sort out people who did who were shits to other people. We'd just shake them, really shake them hard. Until they stopped it straight away!

It helps in this endeavour that my fancy beer comes in pint and a halfs.

Hat · « **Reply #1558 on:** 27 Sep 2008, 11:37 »

Everybody in this thread can get fucked I declare victory upon this thread fuck you I will have photo evidence soon enoughlets see what your science makes of that huh

redglasscurls · « **Reply #1559 on:** 27 Sep 2008, 13:02 »

CHARDONNAY LATE LUNCH

RedLion · « **Reply #1560 on:** 27 Sep 2008, 22:31 »

JAEGERBOMBS

They are kind of tasty, but they are also trashy. I do not intend on doing them again.

Dimmukane · « **Reply #1561 on:** 27 Sep 2008, 23:07 »

Stoned. Played HL2: Episode 2. Got to the part where the giant acid antlion chases you around. Nearly wet myself.

20 jazz funk greats · « **Reply #1562 on:** 28 Sep 2008, 00:18 »

dear drunk thread,

i am such a flirt when i drink. not in a wasted slutty girl way though. it's just that when i'm sober i am like SNARL STOP LOOKING AT ME I AM PRACTICALLY MARRIED. and when i have a few beers (not enough to be really drunk...) i am all like "sup guys" and smiling and making eye contact and chatting with EVERY BOY regardless of age and level of attractiveness. eh.

love,
anna

De_El · « **Reply #1563 on:** 28 Sep 2008, 02:18 »

I am quite drunk. Tonight was quite good. I am officiaslly one of those who will not let the party end. Althoug at the end it was pretty sloppy and gay. Dance party in a friend's room...three people in attendance at 3:30 am.

ZJGent · « **Reply #1564 on:** 28 Sep 2008, 02:32 »

sloppy and gay?

I'm there.

(p.s. this is funny because I also like boys as well as girls. ha. ha. ha.)

De_El · « **Reply #1565 on:** 28 Sep 2008, 02:37 »

Me too, but lthough we were kind of scanily clad and having a dance party with Missy Elliot, nothing really happened. I'm kind of disappointed, but I also never really wan to be the one to break hearts. Like, asin breaking the barrier between a totlly celibate party and an ooo-lala party.

ZJGent · « **Reply #1566 on:** 28 Sep 2008, 02:43 »

durr eel, you have a long way to go before impressing me with acts of gay shenanigans, hijinks and escapades.

at the ends of the parties I know, there are at least oral sex propositions before anyone starts complaining about taxi fares.

De_El · « **Reply #1567 on:** 28 Sep 2008, 02:47 »

I ope you don't thin impressing you was my sole intent, althoug I guess that would've been nice. It was a party in name only at the end. As far as oral sex propositios go, maybe I just haven't found the right friends yet.

Jackie Blue · « **Reply #1568 on:** 29 Sep 2008, 00:13 »

LET'S GO NORTH AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAA

WE ARE NORTH AMERICAN SCUM

edit a couple hours later: LIGHT UP, LIGHT UP, AS IF YOU HAAAAAAAVE A CHOICE

Thrillho · « **Reply #1569 on:** 29 Sep 2008, 16:01 »

Hey, for the first time ever I can contribute to this thread!

I was at a pub quiz.

One of their questions was wrong.

THE BASTARDS.

jhocking · « **Reply #1570 on:** 29 Sep 2008, 16:02 »

Quote from: 20 jazz funk greats on 28 Sep 2008, 00:18

i am all like "sup guys" and smiling and making eye contact and chatting with EVERY BOY regardless of age and level of attractiveness.

Chat me up. I need to feel young again.

Jackie Blue · « **Reply #1571 on:** 30 Sep 2008, 22:44 »

man kim gordon is telling me to go buy more beer

what should i do

ViolentDove · « **Reply #1572 on:** 03 Oct 2008, 11:04 »

I'm posting here so I wont postr elsewhere when I;ve been out on the twn. Um.

allison · « **Reply #1573 on:** 03 Oct 2008, 22:46 »

toast. it is the shit

that took me forever to write correctly.

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #1574 on:** 03 Oct 2008, 22:51 »

toast with peanut butter is what you meant

De_El · « **Reply #1575 on:** 04 Oct 2008, 00:35 »

Sup thread. I'm kinda high. Whoa.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #1576 on:** 04 Oct 2008, 01:24 »

Yeah I got drunk and did drugs tonight but mostly I am going to be 21 in 7 days.

Dimmukane · « **Reply #1577 on:** 04 Oct 2008, 06:16 »

Damn, you'll beat me by 12 days.

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #1578 on:** 04 Oct 2008, 06:38 »

Dammit I still got like 2 months.

Edith · « **Reply #1579 on:** 04 Oct 2008, 09:27 »

Dammit. I'll be 35 next year.

Anastrianna · « **Reply #1580 on:** 04 Oct 2008, 10:31 »

21 in 1 month, 11 days. I can't wait!!!!

But, doesn't mean I don't partake.....

ZJGent · « **Reply #1581 on:** 04 Oct 2008, 11:59 »

I am now drunk enough that the american president stuff on the news sounds like the names of 50s doo-wop bands...

Joey Bee and the Rockobammers

Johnny Cain and the Pains

Okay now they just sound like nonsense I heard one guy speak fast and he actually said "Shabamalama Rockabama.
Gotta go to work soon

Jinjo · « **Reply #1582 on:** 04 Oct 2008, 14:21 »

Last night at poker night, I walked outside for a cigarette break and when I came back everyone's shirts were off. So naturally I took my shirt off, not wanting to be the odd one out. By the end of the night me and my friend emily were down to our undies. Oh what a poker night.

Social Bacon · « **Reply #1583 on:** 04 Oct 2008, 21:27 »

Oh drunk thread. How I love thee. I went to a Jack and Coke party tonight. The cops showed up. It was sad. But Jack and coke is delicious. I ended up having to carry some of my floormates home, oh the woes of being a tank when all your friends are lightweights.

bunny_of_doom · « **Reply #1584 on:** 04 Oct 2008, 23:00 »

ok so i've been drinking with the roommate for hours and we emptied a bottle of vodka not to mention some other stuff so why am i only tipsy?!?
*grumble*

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #1585 on:** 04 Oct 2008, 23:08 »

You may be tipsy good sir, while I however am hammered beyond all repair. Wait, that doesn't sound right. I'm smashed, and the keyboard is my piano and I am swinging back and forth holding on for dear life, me and my two brothers knocked back quite a bit of stuff, mostly gin and tonic and tequila products. I have retyped all of this too many times to count already.

Social Bacon · « **Reply #1586 on:** 04 Oct 2008, 23:43 »

Best way to kill a hangover? Stay awake until no longer drunk.

Emaline · « **Reply #1587 on:** 05 Oct 2008, 00:03 »

Or drink three glasses of water, and take some pain killers.

Stryc9Fuego · « **Reply #1588 on:** 05 Oct 2008, 02:26 »

I have invented a new drink, or rather a new way to drink a very old drink. Take a shot of vodka and drop an olive in it. I give you: the Martini Shot!

Invented because I wanted a martini, but I don't have those fancy glasses. I had 5 to celebrate my discovery.

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #1589 on:** 05 Oct 2008, 03:37 »

Some Germans showed up at the hostel today and I got to drinkin' with them. I've been throwing back rum and coke all night, and had a beer here and there, and now I'm a little loopy so I'm going to bed.

Oh yeah I haven't posted on the blog thread in a while, I'm in Hawaii working for/staying at an eco-hostel (which is code for "a bunch of tents in the jungle with really cool people in them inviting you to stay for free, and by free I mean 15 hours of work a week"). It is awesome here. You should try it sometime.

Jackie Blue · « **Reply #1590 on:** 05 Oct 2008, 23:04 »

so last night my friend jim and i went out to play darts and dominate the jukebox with lcd soundsystem and sonic youth songs at thee irish pub. i had a shot of jameson and a bunch of beers, dropping fliff NOT EVEN COUNTING, so we went upstairs to see what kind of band was playing and it ended up being this shirtless redneck dude and these like mid-40s ROCKER DUDES playing cover songs of 90s grunge hits and the like. we kept yelling SOUNDGARDEN and MUDHONEY but, sadly, the best thing they played was "Man in the Box".

so then jim's girlfriend calls my cel and says we have to come about a mile down the road to this awful top 40 bar that was crowded as shit and playing bad rap music and since i was their ride i couldn't opt out, so i had to drop fliff on a fucking cover charge so i could stand around being pissed and having the staff tell me every 5 minutes "you can't wear sunglasses in here" and me having to say "they're prescription" i swear where is the chain of communication in this joint.

then we went back to their apartment and drank jager and smoked a fuckload of weed and listened to The Warlocks and The Greatest Grunge Hits of the 90s (inspired by the night's experience) until 6 AM. i got about 8 hours sleep and the first thing i thought when i woke up was "i ate way too much sausage last night", which caused me to laugh for about 10 minutes despite my hangover.

tonight tricia is making me watch stardust, smoke weed and cuddle for like the millionth time. not that i mind at all.

De_El · « **Reply #1591 on:** 05 Oct 2008, 23:20 »

Last night I got really drunk, and then I had to meet my parents for breakfast in the morning, and the whole time I was with them, from 8 to 9.30 am I was still drunk from the night before. I don't know if they noticed, but I was pretty low-key so I think I'll be okay.

De_El · « **Reply #1592 on:** 08 Oct 2008, 22:35 »

Oh no double post. I am so ripped right now. Smoked under the stars with some friends, and we wandered around in the grass on campus. We listened to Bob Dylan, Allen Ginsberg and Willie Nelson. I had no idea Willie Nelson was ny good, muchless how amazing he could be, Jesus christ man.
Hoooh, man. How spicy would you like your Chang Sauce?

allison · « **Reply #1593 on:** 10 Oct 2008, 20:58 »

guyyyys i can feel my eyelashes

but seriously
19th birthdays are great, when they are not yours and you are still drunk anyway
and i work tomorrowwww - its my first shift at HMV which is a record store how fun is that

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #1594 on:** 10 Oct 2008, 21:32 »

g uys Orange jell-o shotssssss . YUSSS. vodka.

allison · « **Reply #1595 on:** 11 Oct 2008, 21:48 »

i think i am always not sober

lately

De_El · « **Reply #1596 on:** 11 Oct 2008, 21:51 »

Oh man I was just waiting to scroll down to this page when the page refreshed and the thread was at the top of te page because someone posted recently. And I was like, hey, now I don;t have to scroll down to click on the threead because the threasd is right beneath m,uy cursor. And! Elegant! I'll listedn to Bowie and it'll be awesome, because Bowie is awesome and I'm super high

Dimmukane · « **Reply #1597 on:** 11 Oct 2008, 22:12 »

I'm also super high, and I'm going to go download Zardoz.

ZJGent · « **Reply #1598 on:** 11 Oct 2008, 22:23 »

oh drunk thread
you make me wish I was a better man
if I was a better man
then I would not be holding a saucepan (full of beer)
and cooking my food in a pan (in beer)
and drinking

beer

and vodka and rum because that is all I have

ImRonBurgundy? · « **Reply #1599 on:** 12 Oct 2008, 02:44 »

If I were a better man I weouldn't be drunk, tired, listening to my roommatyes play Guitsr Hoero, not even looking at what I'm typinmg, asnd thinking sbout a girl mwho was sweet enouh to breqathe marihjuana smoke directly into mouth and it was reslly hot and ogod i am pretty drink dudes.

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