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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1650 on: 30 Oct 2008, 21:18 »

We just stole 4 bottles of wine. Further details as events warrent.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1651 on: 30 Oct 2008, 22:46 »

Depressing moment of the day:

I go to open a bottle of wine.  As I am twisting my bottle opener into the cork, my bottle opener begins to CRUMBLE.  Apparently, the plastic bits are so antique, they turn to dust when used.  I usually use a more modern corkscrew with torque arms, but I couldn't find it.  I turn to my backup, and it explodes in a cloud of plastic dust.  This is disheartening, at best. 
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1652 on: 30 Oct 2008, 22:52 »

You can push the cork into the bottle with a butter knife or something similar. It makes pouring the wine kinda annoying and you can't reseal it but it's a good technique for emergency wine drinking.
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With cake ownership set to C and cake consumption set to K, then C + K = 0.  So indeed as one consumes a cake, one simultaneously deprives oneself of cake ownership. 

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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1653 on: 31 Oct 2008, 22:03 »

Holy cow how did we fit all that beer in my trunk. Batgirl is hot.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1654 on: 31 Oct 2008, 22:04 »

It's Halloween. What do you think?
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1655 on: 31 Oct 2008, 22:32 »

wut?
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1656 on: 01 Nov 2008, 00:40 »

man, tonight revealed that i am a makeout whore, possibly just straight up whore
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1657 on: 01 Nov 2008, 03:35 »

guys, taking some pures and going to the haunted house is pretty awesome. especially once we got to the blacklight section.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1658 on: 01 Nov 2008, 20:17 »

Today was good.  I had some Grolsch, Stella Artois, Sierra Nevada, and some KB.  I played Fallout 3 and watched Spaced.  It was awesome.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1659 on: 04 Nov 2008, 23:53 »

OBAMA WINS = TIPSY TUESDAY + DANCE PARTY YEAH
It will never again be the night the first black US president is elected, so you better have fucking relished it!
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1660 on: 05 Nov 2008, 16:24 »

Wooo tipsy Tuesday!  I am definitely still drunk from last night/this morning.  Free beer courtesy of the local Democratic party = woo!  Even if it was shitty beer.  So algebra today was pretty awesome.  Something about zeros and polynomial functions.  I was just like "I am trying to listen to this but oh man shit right now is so awesome oh crap I wonder if I smell like beer ok multiplicity of factors...fuck."

In ten years I will not remember my grades, I will remember being huddled around tvs with hundreds of others watching some history go down, and then getting wasted and staging a mini Critical Mass at 2 AM.  Fuck yeah. 
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1661 on: 05 Nov 2008, 16:57 »

try to stop me and i will lick your every wall socket clean
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1662 on: 05 Nov 2008, 17:08 »

post of the year guys.

no, really.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1663 on: 05 Nov 2008, 17:16 »

yeah wow
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1664 on: 07 Nov 2008, 03:54 »

I have drunked a bottle of wine and it is so delicious but I am not as drunk as I usually am by this stage of the booze drinking which is weird because I never drink so I usually get drunk really easily and you know what I think punctuation is for losers

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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1665 on: 07 Nov 2008, 04:48 »

Last night I was exceedingly drunk, but I had better things to do than post in here. (I was mostly insulting people on gabbly)
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« Reply #1666 on: 07 Nov 2008, 07:29 »

It was hilarious.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1667 on: 07 Nov 2008, 09:35 »

man if gabbly worked on my firefox i'd totally be in there all insulting people right now. yeah.
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With cake ownership set to C and cake consumption set to K, then C + K = 0.  So indeed as one consumes a cake, one simultaneously deprives oneself of cake ownership. 

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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1668 on: 08 Nov 2008, 01:21 »

So I kind of just smoked in my life.

I'm kind of dizzy and thought it would be a really good idea to listen to Spiderland, so I figure it's working,
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1669 on: 08 Nov 2008, 01:36 »

I'm pretty drunk right now and goddam is it glorious.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1670 on: 08 Nov 2008, 08:12 »

So I kind of just smoked in my life.


Dude, that is like, way heavy.

Edit: We smoked some resin that was left in the house while it was fleabombed and watched the new Futurama movie.  I will never look at a d12 the same way again.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1671 on: 08 Nov 2008, 23:22 »

i have been drinking with my roomie
also
i skipped out on a party back home to come back up to school to write a paper i thought was due monday tgat is actually due friday.
*sigh*
at least i'm not getting hit on by creepy ghetto guys? i dunno.... still annoyed to come back for no apparent reason
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1672 on: 08 Nov 2008, 23:34 »

i got drunk and left before my friends party began, i think i may suck.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1673 on: 09 Nov 2008, 00:16 »

For once the other timer Timou
I couldn't find other wather. folken youlkke.

Edit: Well dang. It is funny but also kind of sad that I can't remember posting that. I thought for once I'd gone a weekend without posting in this thread.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1674 on: 09 Nov 2008, 13:56 »

You are my new favourite sig quote.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1675 on: 09 Nov 2008, 14:31 »

I know. I'm pretty glad of that, at least.

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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1676 on: 09 Nov 2008, 14:33 »

It's been too long since I been properly drunk.  Can't wait for the jug of booze to show up.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1677 on: 09 Nov 2008, 16:23 »

May your sig is getting quite full.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1678 on: 09 Nov 2008, 16:26 »

I had to take the Liz=whore quote chain out because I wanted to add the Gemm=stalker and the De El=drunk ones :-(
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1679 on: 11 Nov 2008, 01:39 »

does sleep deprivation count as being un-sobr?

I mean, I have been up for more than 2 1/2 days writing and reading and then attending class to learn that I have more to write and read. I have been fine until about an hour ago. I am not even halfsure what is going on right now, but I cant sleep becuase i have a paper due at 9 am.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1680 on: 11 Nov 2008, 08:38 »

Nah, it's cool, I got it done, and I got about an hour of sleep and I'm fairly coherent now. I honestly was kind of losing it for a little bit there, though.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1681 on: 12 Nov 2008, 14:53 »

bing bang zing zang biyh fiyh run yar asses off because asscollider is here with hard on man. "Run i will stall him as long as it takes!"....to be continue



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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1682 on: 14 Nov 2008, 17:39 »

i am totally fucked tried o log in on my phone ten times but that didn't work so i booted up my mum's pc to get on i dunno why i guess ii need the attention or something. my everything is numb. i cycled home from the pub i'm surpirised i ididn't die because fuck me i almost die on that road when i'm sober never mind when i'm fucked hah/. shit mer i can't focus. lostmyglasses. oh dear. chips ar e AWESOME/.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1683 on: 14 Nov 2008, 22:19 »

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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1684 on: 14 Nov 2008, 22:35 »

Second place in a flip cup tornument follwoed by the biggest joint I've ever seenm. awwww hyeaeaaaanamghh
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1685 on: 15 Nov 2008, 01:36 »

All drunk. All abandoning all self respect. All dancing with lights and thinking immoral thoughts. All not doing drugs, but totally wanting to.

All of the above.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1686 on: 15 Nov 2008, 02:38 »

Need to get drunk by the time my girlfriend gets home in a little under two hours, but not so drunk that she won't be able to catch up. But drinks taste so good. DILEMMA
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1687 on: 21 Nov 2008, 18:39 »

Other people get drunk, dance, and makeout with people.

I get drunk and post on DISCUSS!

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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1688 on: 21 Nov 2008, 20:27 »

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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1690 on: 21 Nov 2008, 21:40 »

NEED MORE OF THAT PINE TREE GIN
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1691 on: 22 Nov 2008, 00:14 »

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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1692 on: 22 Nov 2008, 00:17 »

Guys I went to one party and no makeouts were there then I went to another and all of the makeouts had already left.
So I do not have makeouts but hey no longer in constant excruciating pain that is a plus.
Why the fuck is last call so early I am ready to party.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1693 on: 22 Nov 2008, 00:31 »

w0457 slick I couldnt finsihed readibf the first sentence of tyour post
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1694 on: 22 Nov 2008, 00:34 »

fuck your cock , dick snout
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1695 on: 22 Nov 2008, 00:35 »

I tyhink we'rre gfonig to have to take this outdide assface.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1696 on: 22 Nov 2008, 00:36 »

look at mein googgles, would you mess with mein hgoffles?
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1697 on: 22 Nov 2008, 20:57 »

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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1698 on: 22 Nov 2008, 21:00 »

yeah so there was this girl at the party who was all making fun of my love of justice because d.a.n.c.e. came on and she was like LOL I DON'T KNOW THIS ONE and i was like DANCE ANYWAY BECAUSE IT'S GOOD and then she was like HAHAHA OK THEN HAAAAAA and i was like ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME  and she said A LITTLE but if anything, she was the one who was being embarrassing because she was drinking a bud light and that's just heinous and then she was all grinding up on some dude and she had the fucking NERVE to make fun of my mitten dance.  she can fuck herself because the bros loved it.  and also it was pretty funny because she was all OH WOW and then she went to go bite on her finger while mashing her ass into some bro's crotch and all i did was go OH WOW, flip up his collar and then leave so

and then i tried to do underwear sam fisher, but i wasn't prudent, and i made some girl chuckle.  put on clothes before you go to the bathroom, people, or just take them off afterwards.

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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1699 on: 22 Nov 2008, 21:11 »

i probably would be that girl who makes fun of you for liking justice because i really don't think they're very good at all.  then again i fail at being indie so whatevs.
guys i am not that drunk, i am not even slightly tipsy, but it feels like i am, weird huh.  sleep deprivation + alcohols=bad.  i am considering messaging the boy i sort of like and being all sup, come here for makeouts now.  except i would be a little more subtle about it. yeah.
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