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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1700 on: 22 Nov 2008, 21:16 »

i don't even like them that much but we were listening to M I A

and it wasn't because she thought justice was bad, it was because she was judging me for being drunk or a spaz or whatever

it's ok because she was fugly

and a groupie for a capella

she wants to hook up with her orther painfully striaght friend (BUG*s, the both of them) and i hope they do and i hope it is really awkward because she wronged me greatly... i know i know, PINWOP, but i don't even know this girl's name.

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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1701 on: 22 Nov 2008, 22:53 »

i am considering messaging the boy i sort of like and being all sup, come here for makeouts now.  except i would be a little more subtle about it. yeah.
Hey it's cool you don't have to worry about being subtle I'm down.


Wait. Wait nevermind.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1702 on: 22 Nov 2008, 23:40 »

i am at a makeout party
it is so good
there are makeouts everywhere

except I am making out with everyone at once

that is not so good because what if I get a rupyhwe
a repututatuomn
god damn it fuck it
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1703 on: 23 Nov 2008, 19:47 »

i am considering messaging the boy i sort of like and being all sup, come here for makeouts now.  except i would be a little more subtle about it. yeah.
Hey it's cool you don't have to worry about being subtle I'm down.


Wait. Wait nevermind.

oh you.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1704 on: 25 Nov 2008, 11:42 »

If I'd post in here everytime I was not sober, this thread would be about 50% my posts.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1705 on: 26 Nov 2008, 09:03 »

As long as it's fun and awesome crap you post while drunk, who gives a cocksnout. Fire away you drunken God!

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« Reply #1706 on: 26 Nov 2008, 11:45 »

Well, the problem there is that I am either still in control of my hands and thoughts, as I am right now, or too drunk to even start my PC. That means you either get boring posts, or no posts at all. It rarely happens that I am just in the right state of drunkeness, most occasions of which have been documented in this here thread, though.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1707 on: 26 Nov 2008, 12:19 »

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IT'S THE FREAKIEST SHOW

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« Reply #1708 on: 26 Nov 2008, 22:10 »

dear drunk thread, i had awesome non-sober makeouts with the boy tonight. we had a lot of beer and cuddled and watched entourage and omgggg i am swooning a little. my ex boyfriend called me a whore and said he hopes i burn in hell. he is clearly jealous!! and a little bit crazy.   
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1709 on: 26 Nov 2008, 23:36 »

But I was working on assignments all evening!

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« Reply #1710 on: 27 Nov 2008, 00:16 »

hey i am not the one that gets naked on the internet here.
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« Reply #1711 on: 27 Nov 2008, 00:56 »

we are the village green preservation society
god save I haven't been sane for some time now
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« Reply #1712 on: 27 Nov 2008, 05:21 »

dear drunk thread, i had awesome non-sober makeouts with the boy tonight. we had a lot of beer and cuddled and watched entourage and omgggg i am swooning a little. my ex boyfriend called me a whore and said he hopes i burn in hell. he is clearly jealous!! and a little bit crazy.   

aww, he sounds like such a sweetheart.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1713 on: 27 Nov 2008, 06:14 »

i dunno if that was meant to be sarcastic, but he actually is. i was having a pretty rough day until he showed up.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1714 on: 27 Nov 2008, 19:47 »

The Leafs lost. Again. Luckily I was drunk before the game ended.
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« Reply #1715 on: 28 Nov 2008, 00:04 »

i dunno if that was meant to be sarcastic, but he actually is. i was having a pretty rough day until he showed up.

Sarcastic about the ex, not the new one.  Probably should have edited the quote.
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« Reply #1716 on: 28 Nov 2008, 17:12 »

But hero is here with his trusthy and it will do something about it but it will be some other night...ow
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« Reply #1717 on: 28 Nov 2008, 18:44 »

So Liz told me to post her because she is a slut[/i!!! Wtvr. Whoever is not coming to chicagocon can suck a fuck because I am totally going and I can totally type perfectly when I am pished out my face, You cunts.

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« Reply #1718 on: 28 Nov 2008, 18:45 »

Drunk Oli,
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« Reply #1719 on: 28 Nov 2008, 18:46 »

Oh man I can't even bbcode correctly. I might aswell top myself now.
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« Reply #1720 on: 28 Nov 2008, 18:58 »

I JUST DROPPED SOME MASSIVE DRUNK 20 BOMBS!

Totally did not deserve it, sniping wus soo slow like, wooooah... *DING* headshots at crossover to statue and reflex shots were so sloppy and lucky but it was against some french dudes so, smacktalk was bad and we all got kicked. I got like 4 mega compton gold deagle killz in one round was mega sikk.

Then I didn't want to wake people in the house up so I pissed in a beer can and put it out on my windowsill and the only thing I had to wash my hands with in my room was rainwater from outside and some facewipes. Now all my friends are nonresponsive on vent and I think I will go play some WoW but damn I am soo sleepy I should not drink beerzzzzz... snooze.
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« Reply #1721 on: 28 Nov 2008, 19:22 »

Party was bouncers and polski!
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #1722 on: 28 Nov 2008, 19:24 »

My night: not getting drunk in an expensive bar full of annoying people and a few friends.
My friends' night: MAD CRAZY DRUGS PARTY TAXI WOOOO

Why do I miss out on the fun nights? Boo.

EDIT: Facebook tells me that the birthday party I didn't go to because I had said I was going to the one I went to was awesome. ICK. So both my friends' drugs party and the birthday party I missed were more fun than mine. Double BOO.
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« Reply #1723 on: 28 Nov 2008, 19:44 »

Fun nights woo!
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« Reply #1724 on: 28 Nov 2008, 19:52 »

I just found out Dario Argento movies are hilarious.  And that Full Moon is a pretty good beer.
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« Reply #1725 on: 28 Nov 2008, 20:20 »

hey i am not the one that gets naked on the internet here.
Whatever I am famous.
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« Reply #1726 on: 29 Nov 2008, 05:58 »

Oh lordy was I ever drunk.
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« Reply #1727 on: 29 Nov 2008, 17:32 »

ouch but i will win in this thing * wing wÅng * aww shit its da thing. Wham its BI-BOT'







wAWE YOYR CLITS LIKE IT'S THE FUCK FUCK FUCK JESUSU!
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« Reply #1728 on: 29 Nov 2008, 17:36 »

I need me some Spotted Cow. STAT
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« Reply #1729 on: 29 Nov 2008, 20:01 »

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« Reply #1730 on: 30 Nov 2008, 00:12 »

I'm drunk and missed chances with a bueauthiful lady tonight it's been a while and I really just want ot suck someoneos' face ssee what comes out of me whilst I'm drunk all I want are your lips and your tits your lips and your tits
I want that beautiful lady.`
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« Reply #1731 on: 30 Nov 2008, 00:13 »

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« Reply #1732 on: 30 Nov 2008, 00:13 »

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« Reply #1733 on: 30 Nov 2008, 00:14 »

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« Reply #1734 on: 30 Nov 2008, 00:15 »

don'T YOU folks realize i'm nothing? I'm nothing I leave and no one gives a damn just poepl e who thought it'd be fun to give a dam n no one is what wanted i'm not what i wanted and this is whjat i nma what ihafve  been what I WILL BE,
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« Reply #1735 on: 30 Nov 2008, 00:15 »

it's all shot to hell and I'll be damned to give a damn about any of it anymore
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« Reply #1736 on: 30 Nov 2008, 00:16 »

i'm lonely and i continually will be and nothing here will help me.

this is life and this is emptiness.
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« Reply #1737 on: 30 Nov 2008, 00:16 »

trhis is what I am
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« Reply #1738 on: 30 Nov 2008, 00:22 »

I may or may not have had four or five 22oz beers in an attempt to finish drinking my way through the offering of the Rogue brewery


Anyway everybody sucks (me included) and I wish I were still on active duty where I could be with people who didn't suck as much


You can't go home again


You'll always regret your big decisions no matter what choice you take


Y'all have a good night, now, drink up

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« Reply #1739 on: 30 Nov 2008, 07:53 »

Drunk James,
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« Reply #1740 on: 30 Nov 2008, 07:57 »

We threw a cocktail party, giving all the ladies slow and comfortable screws up against the wall, chased by an awkward morning after.

It was boss.
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« Reply #1741 on: 30 Nov 2008, 18:36 »

I AM SO HIGH I AM HAVING A GODDAMN FLASHBACK
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« Reply #1742 on: 30 Nov 2008, 18:57 »

A flashback to what?  When you were less high?
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« Reply #1743 on: 30 Nov 2008, 19:01 »

I am seeing opals in my computer monitor.
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« Reply #1744 on: 30 Nov 2008, 19:02 »

i.e. acid flashbacks can sometimes be triggered by being super-high.

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« Reply #1745 on: 30 Nov 2008, 19:02 »

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« Reply #1746 on: 30 Nov 2008, 19:53 »

I'm drunk and missed chances with a bueauthiful lady tonight it's been a while and I really just want ot suck someoneos' face ssee what comes out of me whilst I'm drunk all I want are your lips and your tits your lips and your tits
I want that beautiful lady.`

oh hey sup.
yes i know you are not talking about me in your posts about wanting makeouts, and i am not talking about you in mine, but we can pretend.
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« Reply #1747 on: 30 Nov 2008, 19:57 »

I think he would've figured it out
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« Reply #1748 on: 30 Nov 2008, 19:59 »

Anna why don't you leave your new boy and I'll leave my girl-who-probably-isn't-interested-in-me and we'll run away together.
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« Reply #1749 on: 30 Nov 2008, 20:11 »

james, that sounds perfect considering i don't think things with new boy are working out cause my ex is oh so subtly sabotaging them.  where are we running off to/when/why am i actually thinking about this?
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