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Why are you being a hypocrite, Jeph?
« on: 13 Dec 2006, 09:46 »

You shut down my Interesting Topic, but you start an Opinion on Opinions topic on the music board?
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Re: Why are you being a hypocrite, Jeph?
« Reply #1 on: 13 Dec 2006, 09:55 »

Allow me to retort.
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Re: Why are you being a hypocrite, Jeph?
« Reply #2 on: 13 Dec 2006, 10:01 »

He's afraid of your freedom.
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Re: Why are you being a hypocrite, Jeph?
« Reply #3 on: 13 Dec 2006, 10:06 »

I don't care, Johnny.
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Re: Why are you being a hypocrite, Jeph?
« Reply #4 on: 13 Dec 2006, 10:48 »

Maybe it would have helped if that thread was... ya know, funny.
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Re: Why are you being a hypocrite, Jeph?
« Reply #6 on: 13 Dec 2006, 11:24 »

Funny should really have nothing to do with it.
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Re: Why are you being a hypocrite, Jeph?
« Reply #7 on: 13 Dec 2006, 11:51 »

Look, I don't want you to take offense to this as it is much ruder than I would like to say it, but I really wanted to use this as I just saw it on the news:






But uh, seriously. It's his forum, he can do what he wants, it's not a democracy, and neither threads involved went anywhere. At best this is PM material, anyways.
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Re: Why are you being a hypocrite, Jeph?
« Reply #8 on: 13 Dec 2006, 23:56 »

Heh, that's kind of funny.
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Re: Why are you being a hypocrite, Jeph?
« Reply #9 on: 14 Dec 2006, 01:12 »

Probably because y'know, it's his forums and he can do what he wants, including I dunno, banning you.
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Re: Why are you being a hypocrite, Jeph?
« Reply #10 on: 14 Dec 2006, 01:23 »

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Re: Why are you being a hypocrite, Jeph?
« Reply #11 on: 14 Dec 2006, 01:32 »

I'd guess it was the timing, as most of the spam threads popped up around the same time. Yours killed the joke?
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Re: Why are you being a hypocrite, Jeph?
« Reply #12 on: 14 Dec 2006, 01:55 »

Y'know, just forget I said anything. 
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Re: Why are you being a hypocrite, Jeph?
« Reply #13 on: 14 Dec 2006, 03:53 »

Because he's the admin and he can do whatever the shit he wants. Now bend over and take it like a slut.

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Re: Why are you being a hypocrite, Jeph?
« Reply #14 on: 14 Dec 2006, 03:56 »

I didn't think this thread was serious until I got halfway down the page... I'm still unsure.
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Re: Why are you being a hypocrite, Jeph?
« Reply #15 on: 14 Dec 2006, 04:06 »

Jeph is our lord and master. He shapes our universe as he sees fit.
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Re: Why are you being a hypocrite, Jeph?
« Reply #16 on: 14 Dec 2006, 04:19 »

Why do we all have to contribute to a thread like this?  It only encourages people to post in the wrong section.

WHY AM I BEING A HYPOCRITE, GUYS?
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Re: Why are you being a hypocrite, Jeph?
« Reply #17 on: 14 Dec 2006, 04:30 »

You shut down my Interesting Topic, but you start an Opinion on Opinions topic on the music board?

Jeph's thread was a parody of another thread. Parodies are (as you can see if you look at the forum right now) generally accepted since they tend to sink without trace.
Your thread was just a waste of space. Please don't litter our forum! If Jeph takes it away from us because you all get an erection every time you hover your cursor near the 'submit' button I'm going to have you spayed. This little guide is some good reading. Think about all the helpful tips you are being given.
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Re: Why are you being a hypocrite, Jeph?
« Reply #18 on: 14 Dec 2006, 04:40 »

So ... heard any good music lately?
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Re: Why are you being a hypocrite, Jeph?
« Reply #19 on: 14 Dec 2006, 04:43 »

Unfortunately, the Google Image Search Game prevents me from hearing most new music anymore.
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Re: Why are you being a hypocrite, Jeph?
« Reply #20 on: 14 Dec 2006, 04:54 »

Well, at least you have your priorities firmly established.
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Re: Why are you being a hypocrite, Jeph?
« Reply #21 on: 14 Dec 2006, 06:03 »

You shut down my Interesting Topic, but you start an Opinion on Opinions topic on the music board?

Jeph's thread was a parody of another thread. Parodies are (as you can see if you look at the forum right now) generally accepted since they tend to sink without trace.
Your thread was just a waste of space. Please don't litter our forum! If Jeph takes it away from us because you all get an erection every time you hover your cursor near the 'submit' button I'm going to have you spayed. This little guide is some good reading. Think about all the helpful tips you are being given.

Please don't preach to me, Tommy.  I didn't know his was a parody.
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Re: Why are you being a hypocrite, Jeph?
« Reply #22 on: 14 Dec 2006, 09:41 »

Think about all the helpful tips you are being given.

Hey man, obscure MWhaling quotes are my bit.
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Re: Why are you being a hypocrite, Jeph?
« Reply #23 on: 14 Dec 2006, 15:59 »

Please don't preach to me, Tommy.  I didn't know his was a parody.

How was that preaching?
It was relevant information followed by a request.
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Re: Why are you being a hypocrite, Jeph?
« Reply #24 on: 15 Dec 2006, 09:55 »

You said I was littering the forum and implied that I derive sexual pleasure from posting topics.  You can mask it as mature lecturing if you want, but it was really just an impudent put-down.
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Re: Why are you being a hypocrite, Jeph?
« Reply #25 on: 15 Dec 2006, 10:23 »

Guys, guys, guys. Please. No more drama. This thread is now about titties.



Talk about those instead.

(seriously guys nobody wants to see a thread that is nothing but argument. No matter how much I love you guys I can't stand that shit)

(...that chick does have a pretty righteous rack though)
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Re: Why are you being a hypocrite, Jeph?
« Reply #26 on: 15 Dec 2006, 14:55 »

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Re: Why are you being a hypocrite, Jeph?
« Reply #27 on: 15 Dec 2006, 19:22 »

I feel that no thread about titties is complete without the glorious rack of Ashlee Simpson:

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Re: Why are you being a hypocrite, Jeph?
« Reply #28 on: 15 Dec 2006, 21:10 »

... Ashlee Simpson is superfluous in every aspect.

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Re: Why are you being a hypocrite, Jeph?
« Reply #29 on: 15 Dec 2006, 23:33 »

Jelly roll
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Re: Why are you being a hypocrite, Jeph?
« Reply #30 on: 17 Dec 2006, 12:44 »

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Re: Why are you being a hypocrite, Jeph?
« Reply #31 on: 17 Dec 2006, 13:23 »

worthless.
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Re: Why are you being a hypocrite, Jeph?
« Reply #32 on: 18 Dec 2006, 11:30 »

arbitrary.
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Re: Why are you being a hypocrite, Jeph?
« Reply #33 on: 18 Dec 2006, 12:12 »

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Re: Why are you being a hypocrite, Jeph?
« Reply #34 on: 18 Dec 2006, 12:41 »

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Re: Why are you being a hypocrite, Jeph?
« Reply #35 on: 19 Dec 2006, 06:57 »

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Re: Why are you being a hypocrite, Jeph?
« Reply #36 on: 19 Dec 2006, 09:01 »

You did not just pan NOFX. =(
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Re: Why are you being a hypocrite, Jeph?
« Reply #37 on: 20 Dec 2006, 02:52 »

My contribution to the b00bs.

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Re: Why are you being a hypocrite, Jeph?
« Reply #38 on: 20 Dec 2006, 02:59 »

Holy shit!  She has one boob with the form of two!
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Re: Why are you being a hypocrite, Jeph?
« Reply #39 on: 20 Dec 2006, 03:30 »

Overall, i blame Pat.
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Re: Why are you being a hypocrite, Jeph?
« Reply #40 on: 21 Dec 2006, 02:04 »

Guys, guys, guys. Please. No more drama. This thread is now about titties.

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Talk about those instead.

(seriously guys nobody wants to see a thread that is nothing but argument. No matter how much I love you guys I can't stand that shit)

(...that chick does have a pretty righteous rack though)
I like titties!  :laugh:
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Re: Why are you being a hypocrite, Jeph?
« Reply #41 on: 23 Dec 2006, 15:56 »

Overall, i blame Pat.

Oh, sure, blame the shady long-haired musical kid with crap dress sense. What is this, freshman year?
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