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Re: It Must Be Done [Resolutions!]
« Reply #100 on: 28 Dec 2006, 13:10 »

I resolve to find undeniable proof that girls poop.
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« Reply #101 on: 28 Dec 2006, 13:32 »

After four months of living with my best friend, who happens to be a lady, I am extremely confident that they do fart and it does smell. They may deny this, even immediately after shifting their body to better distribute the gasses, and they may even giggle while denying the existence of a fart, but there exists at least one girl who does fart.
I don't really want to go searching for evidence that she poops, though. I'll leave that one up to you.
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« Reply #102 on: 29 Dec 2006, 01:42 »

I can verify that women do poop.  And fart.  And belch.

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Re: It Must Be Done [Resolutions!]
« Reply #103 on: 29 Dec 2006, 07:28 »

I KNOW THAT WOMEN POOP

I HAVE SEEN IT

ON THE INTERNET
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Re: It Must Be Done [Resolutions!]
« Reply #104 on: 29 Dec 2006, 07:30 »

*coff* tubgirl *vomit*
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Re: It Must Be Done [Resolutions!]
« Reply #105 on: 29 Dec 2006, 09:38 »

Damn you. I'd almost managed to block that image from my mind.
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« Reply #106 on: 29 Dec 2006, 11:55 »

I'll try to be a better student this coming two semesters. I was EXTREMELY scared I was going to fail German, but I passed with a B (wtf?!). I wasn't dedicated enough, never studied for anything (as is my style.), and did a half ass job on my homework.

I also resolve to be nicer this coming year. Here lately I've been a bit snappish (so apologies in advance to anyone I happen to snap at!)
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« Reply #107 on: 29 Dec 2006, 13:45 »

Let's talk about horizontal bedding plains anytime, honey.

I plan on being the second plate in your subduction zone sometime.
I see myself as a bit dense, so you can be on top  :wink:
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« Reply #108 on: 30 Dec 2006, 03:27 »

i hope/plan to:

-keep my grades up (finally bring my cumulative gpa above a 3.0)
-not make a mess of the show i'm stage managing
-go to the gym at least once a week (starting with low expectations here)
-get engaged
-be better about saving& managing monies
-spend less on starbucks and chinese food (see above)
-be better about doing laundry on a regular schedule
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Re: It Must Be Done [Resolutions!]
« Reply #109 on: 30 Dec 2006, 09:55 »

Rosie, please add 'take out the trash regularly or bribe a roommate to do it' and 'beat tiambi over the head with her chicken pans' to your list.
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Re: It Must Be Done [Resolutions!]
« Reply #110 on: 30 Dec 2006, 14:25 »

Hmm..

I kinda came up with the following:

-Normalize sleeping schedule
-Find job for a bit
-get to Oz

Thats about it, not going to go with the "be healthier" stuff as I fail at sports anyway.
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« Reply #111 on: 31 Dec 2006, 14:27 »

Kama Sutra tickles my pink.

Fix'd. i did it 4 teh lulz
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Re: It Must Be Done [Resolutions!]
« Reply #112 on: 31 Dec 2006, 15:00 »

I resolve to stop stalking David Duchovny.

I don't understand why he won't admit he is my father though :(.
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Re: It Must Be Done [Resolutions!]
« Reply #113 on: 31 Dec 2006, 17:49 »

Because he's not.  I am.
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« Reply #114 on: 31 Dec 2006, 22:40 »

'beat tiambi over the head with her chicken pans'

that was already on my list. i think i'm going to try and get a key to her room so i can just pile them all on her bed.
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Re: It Must Be Done [Resolutions!]
« Reply #115 on: 01 Jan 2007, 11:30 »

Because he's not.  I am.

Daddy?
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« Reply #116 on: 01 Jan 2007, 20:53 »

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« Reply #117 on: 01 Jan 2007, 22:36 »

^QFT. I also resolve to never drink absinthe again. My stomach dislikes it.
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Re: It Must Be Done [Resolutions!]
« Reply #118 on: 01 Jan 2007, 23:23 »

My only resolution: I will not mix my own drinks in future.

Although it's not that bad, only 18 hours later and I'm sobering up.
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Re: It Must Be Done [Resolutions!]
« Reply #119 on: 02 Jan 2007, 01:08 »

Okay, now that it's the new year, I'll take this thread seriously and actually post my resolutions:

1. Get laid.
2. Get drunk.
3. Not get stoned.
4. Squeeze my way out of high school with at least a D average.
5. Get a job in the theatre, preferably tech.
6. Run away and join the circus, bitches.

Sike! (Well, at least for #6)
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Re: It Must Be Done [Resolutions!]
« Reply #120 on: 02 Jan 2007, 01:56 »

Curses, you and your british spelling.  "Sike" is perfectly acceptable in the US...

But if you insist...

Psyche!
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Re: It Must Be Done [Resolutions!]
« Reply #121 on: 02 Jan 2007, 02:29 »

Because he's not.  I am.

Daddy?

Look, I've been paying your child support.  WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT FROM ME
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Re: It Must Be Done [Resolutions!]
« Reply #122 on: 02 Jan 2007, 06:50 »

More imediate resolution:

I resolve to ask the girl I have a thing for out on this coming Friday.  Wish me luck folks!
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« Reply #123 on: 02 Jan 2007, 07:04 »

Can we please get rid of the picture sigs? Please.
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« Reply #124 on: 02 Jan 2007, 07:14 »

More imediate resolution:

I resolve to ask the girl I have a thing for out on this coming Friday.  Wish me luck folks!

i sympathize because i made the exact same resolution and so, good sir, i wish you good luck.
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Re: It Must Be Done [Resolutions!]
« Reply #125 on: 02 Jan 2007, 07:27 »

- Get another tattoo or 3
- Take more acid
- Continue smoking and drinking

I figure if I resolve to quit something I'll just break it and feel bad so why kid me'self.

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« Reply #126 on: 02 Jan 2007, 07:36 »

-Find Acid
-Hang out with Friends more
-Get a Car
-Find a digital camera so i can post a picture of myself

i think these are all pretty doable
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« Reply #127 on: 02 Jan 2007, 09:17 »

Oh yeah, I forgot more tattoos. Hopefully a full half-sleeve by 2008, at the very least.

Also, my New Year's Eve has inspired me to make a new resolution:

-Stop being the drunkest, craziest guy at every part I go to. In other words, stop being everybody else's "entertainment."
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« Reply #128 on: 02 Jan 2007, 11:31 »

I have a new one.

- stop making friends with epic fuckwits who ruin parties for everybody else

(nothing to do with you, D_D, mine is meatlife inspired)
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Re: It Must Be Done [Resolutions!]
« Reply #129 on: 02 Jan 2007, 13:50 »

- stop being an epic fuckwit
You really are very mean to yourself.

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« Reply #130 on: 02 Jan 2007, 17:53 »

jhocking, your avatar is quite possibly the best thing I've seen in a while.

As of now I'm resolving to find something that tops that.
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« Reply #131 on: 02 Jan 2007, 18:33 »

Two resolutions

-Make with the sexings or at least find some manner of female consort.
-Play enough shows that people at university go "hey, there goes that dumbass that made a fool of himself at the exchange on the weekend! let's go see him next time he plays!"


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- stop quoting "baby got back" at johnny C
- get into uni
- project 365
- update doodleblog more
- read more
- watch more movies

no girlfriend resolutions, don't really want one that much
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« Reply #132 on: 02 Jan 2007, 20:24 »

If I make enough resolutions, then maybe I might keep one of them.
  • Quit smoking tobacco because even if it is sexy and makes all the cool kids like me it costs money and makes me dead.
  • Smoke less pot for similar reasons.
  • Pass some exams, don't get kicked out of school, do some homework et cetera, et cetera.
  • Dramatically reduce the amount of random people that I get off with for no real reason.
    • If I must make out with random people, make sure that they are in an appropriate age bracket first.
      • If they aren't, don't do it anyway.
  • Drink less when I am supposed to be learning.
  • Do at least one grading in Kung Fu.
  • Find someone cool who is on the Interwebs and meet them in meat-space so that I can prove that not all Interwebs people are evil.
  • Buy my teachers more presents
  • Get a job
  • Give back the hat I stole.
  • Do something really cool and memorable with my friends, possibly uber road trip.
  • Learn to drive.
  • Talk to the girl that I haven't been able to talk to since I saw her.
    • Contribute to society and make people happy:
      • Be a better teacher
      • Do more teaching
      • Find something else to do that is good.
    • Be more sexy:
      • Do some exercise so I can be sexy.
      • Eat foods that don't make me ugly.
      • Shave when I should rather than when I have to.
    • See a councillor or physiologist or someone who will deal with me being crazy.
    • Do more chores and work out a regular basis upon which I will do said chores.
    • Establish a close and meaningful relationship with someone (hah!)
    • Learn a really cool skill.
    • Smile at strangers more often.
    • Have an awesome birthday party with lots of booze and pretty colours.
    • Speak some French every now and again.
    • Watch the occasional film, so that I can be down with the kids and involve myself in conversations.
    • Be nicer to my niece, buy her a birthday present or something.
    • Organise something really efficiently.
    • Be better at teh Linux.
    • Swim more and be better at it.
    • Plant some trees and hug lots more.
    • Convince as many hippies as I can to vote Conservative and as many Tories as I can to vote Green, just for jokes.
    • Be less judgemental.
    • Make people like me.
    • Read a really cool book.
    • Get out of bed even when there is no pressing reason to.
    • Stop with the obsessive lying.
    • Make a roof garden.
    • Just say no, but not to anything in particular.
    • Be awesome.
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Re: It Must Be Done [Resolutions!]
« Reply #133 on: 02 Jan 2007, 22:32 »

on an unrelated note, something interesting my stage management professor told us: people will only read the first seven items in a list, unless the seventh is funny. then they will read up to number ten.
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Re: It Must Be Done [Resolutions!]
« Reply #134 on: 02 Jan 2007, 23:05 »

I read everything, and number seven wasn't that funny. Which I guess spoils his theory, or what?
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Re: It Must Be Done [Resolutions!]
« Reply #135 on: 02 Jan 2007, 23:07 »

on an unrelated note, something interesting my stage management professor told us: people will only read the first seven items in a list, unless the seventh is funny. then they will read up to number ten.
I read everything, and number seven wasn't that funny. Which I guess spoils his theory, or what?
It's just that his theory was incomplete. He didn't account for bored nerds.
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Re: It Must Be Done [Resolutions!]
« Reply #136 on: 03 Jan 2007, 01:10 »

I resolve to pogo stick down the Amazon River. Definitely won't happen, but it'll be fun to tell people that's my resolution.

on an unrelated note, something interesting my stage management professor told us: people will only read the first seven items in a list, unless the seventh is funny. then they will read up to number ten.
Does his theory account for people who's eyes glaze over on glancing at the list and who fail to read even a single item?

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« Reply #137 on: 03 Jan 2007, 07:57 »

3840x1024.  HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

Seriously now:
  • Stop procrastinating.  When I realize I am, just fucking look at the todo list and pick something.
  • Try at least one thing from lifehack.org every week
  • Learn python real good
  • Don't be such a giant ass to everyone
  • Stop being a stupid shut-in
  • Go to the gym again (easier once I'm off break and there IS a gym)
  • Eat breakfast
  • Sleep enough (bahahahha)
  • Find something to do that will actually stick in history, maybe
  • For every goal acheived, add another to the list.

- stop referencing 4chan in all aspects of my everyday life. Seriously. I don't think anybody gets it when I shout ZA WARUDO at the top of my lungs.

TITS OR GTFO.  IMMA CHARGIN MY LAZOR.  GB2FYAD.  THIS ISN'T /B/.

Yeah.  What I meant to say was 'me too'.
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Re: It Must Be Done [Resolutions!]
« Reply #138 on: 03 Jan 2007, 15:07 »

- stop being an epic fuckwit
You really are very mean to yourself.
Hence my (fabricated) resolution is entirely relevant!

(Damn, Toba, I don't know what GB2FYAD means, now I have to fuck around on there even more, thanks a lot)
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« Reply #139 on: 03 Jan 2007, 18:25 »

- stop referencing 4chan in all aspects of my everyday life. Seriously. I don't think anybody gets it when I shout ZA WARUDO at the top of my lungs.

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« Reply #140 on: 04 Jan 2007, 12:19 »

BUMP

OMG SAUCE PLZ

Pic unrelated
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« Reply #141 on: 04 Jan 2007, 12:57 »

ROFL MOAR
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« Reply #142 on: 04 Jan 2007, 14:57 »

Are you guys willing to pay for your B&?

(on second thought, you *are* encouraging me to actually keep my New Year's resolution, so keep up the good work)
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« Reply #143 on: 05 Jan 2007, 20:17 »

I've got to stop drinking, this new year I drank a bottle of scotch and somewhere around the vicinity of 7 jugs of beer before they threw me out at 5am. Then I walked about ten kilometers to the nearest open bar. I remember walking in then I remember lying in a ditch on the highway. I felt completely numb and I had pins and needles all over my body and I couldn't breathe. This is progressing from a haha problem to a liver explosion before I'm 25 problem  :-(
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Re: It Must Be Done [Resolutions!]
« Reply #144 on: 06 Jan 2007, 05:59 »

More imediate resolution:

I resolve to ask the girl I have a thing for out on this coming Friday.  Wish me luck folks!

I not only accomplished this resolution, but I did it early!  Asked the girl on Thursday.
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« Reply #145 on: 06 Jan 2007, 06:01 »

and and and....


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Re: It Must Be Done [Resolutions!]
« Reply #146 on: 06 Jan 2007, 08:09 »

Well, I won't blog away with every little word that I was given, or any of the discussion afterwards or anything like that.  Summed up into one word (which is quite a shortening of the events), the answer is:  Maybe.
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« Reply #147 on: 06 Jan 2007, 08:30 »

Aw noncomittal?
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« Reply #148 on: 06 Jan 2007, 08:32 »

Mmmmm, it's a damn sight more complicated than that.  The impression I get out of the whole thing is that, if I'm willing to wait a bit (no known length of time here), a relationship would likely happen.
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« Reply #149 on: 06 Jan 2007, 10:50 »

Ok, new resolution:  Get more concrete answer out of this girl over the next few weeks.
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