Topic: Unsuitable uses for your favourite alcohol (Read 25490 times)

Johnny C · « **Reply #50 on:** 15 Jan 2007, 00:55 »

Would booze make a good disinfectant or a bad one?

tragic_pizza · « **Reply #51 on:** 15 Jan 2007, 00:58 »

Depends.

If it's got lots of flavorings in it, or is particularly sweetish (sugar-based), no. If it doesn't, yes.

In Japanese cook-it-in-front-of-you restaurants, the grills are cleaned with vodka.

Slick · « **Reply #52 on:** 15 Jan 2007, 00:59 »

Mediocre. It'll do the trick, but there are better things to do that with and better things to do with it.

Also, I've been told whiskey is crap as a personal flotation device.

Johnny C · « **Reply #53 on:** 15 Jan 2007, 01:04 »

And it's even worse as a pilot.

Patrick · « **Reply #54 on:** 15 Jan 2007, 03:06 »

Lead guitarist. Although every '70s band -ever- might beg to differ.

Oli · « **Reply #55 on:** 15 Jan 2007, 03:33 »

Word on the street is that bourbon is a pretty poor chauffeur.

est · « **Reply #56 on:** 15 Jan 2007, 04:54 »

Vodka is not a lover that won't drive you crazy

redglasscurls · « **Reply #57 on:** 15 Jan 2007, 05:30 »

Who ya gonna call?

NOT RUM

Sythe · « **Reply #58 on:** 15 Jan 2007, 05:41 »

Spanish Inquisition.

Cartilage Head · « **Reply #59 on:** 15 Jan 2007, 06:12 »

Embalming fluid.

Also, influence on religious deities.

thelightguy · « **Reply #60 on:** 15 Jan 2007, 06:51 »

neurosurgeon

vegkitkat · « **Reply #61 on:** 15 Jan 2007, 06:54 »

Scuba diving instructor. I damn near drowned when vodka tried to teach me.

Sythe · « **Reply #62 on:** 15 Jan 2007, 06:57 »

Dr. Cuervo went to a party college.

jhocking · « **Reply #63 on:** 15 Jan 2007, 06:58 »

Whiskey makes a terrible babysitter.

thelightguy · « **Reply #64 on:** 15 Jan 2007, 07:00 »

financial advisor. I lost that game of monopoly.

lady · « **Reply #65 on:** 15 Jan 2007, 07:11 »

hmm hairspray.

white out.

Johnny C · « **Reply #66 on:** 15 Jan 2007, 08:24 »

When you're wastin' away again in Margaritaville, blaming liquor rather than a woman for your troubles will likely lead to unwanted rumours regarding your personal life.

Tyler · « **Reply #67 on:** 15 Jan 2007, 08:47 »

Quote from: jhocking on 15 Jan 2007, 06:58

Whiskey makes a terrible babysitter.

Utterly disagree. Get some Jack into those toddlers, and they won't be any trouble at all.

Lines · « **Reply #68 on:** 15 Jan 2007, 09:16 »

showering in gin would not be a good idea.

Tyler · « **Reply #69 on:** 15 Jan 2007, 09:48 »

You are correct. It would be a spectacular idea.

The Overachiever Bandit · « **Reply #70 on:** 15 Jan 2007, 09:54 »

Margita makes for a terrible swimming suit, unless one likes to skinny dip.

Inlander · « **Reply #71 on:** 15 Jan 2007, 10:05 »

Quote from: Johnny C on 15 Jan 2007, 00:55

Would booze make a good disinfectant or a bad one?

Oh man, I miss flame sterilisin' shit.

Step 1: dip unsterile object in alcohol.

Step 2: light bunsen burner.

Step 3: IGNITE!

Oh, and I guess Step 4: douse flames, if you really want to . . .

KaraFairie · « **Reply #72 on:** 15 Jan 2007, 11:16 »

damn. Lighting pens in fire in science class was the ultimate fun.. for about 10 minutes. Year 8. Good times *remembers being yelled at by teacher/s*

mer · « **Reply #73 on:** 15 Jan 2007, 11:21 »

Vodka serves as a horrible form of birth control
Also in case of an emergency landing your bottle of rum may not be used as a floatation device.

Patrick · « **Reply #74 on:** 15 Jan 2007, 16:27 »

Quote from: mer on 15 Jan 2007, 11:21

Vodka serves as a horrible form of birth control

I beg to differ. Get your woman drunk enough while she's pregnant and you'll have no trouble whatsoever.

The extra letter · « **Reply #75 on:** 15 Jan 2007, 18:30 »

Quote from: Johnny C on 15 Jan 2007, 00:55

Would booze make a good disinfectant or a bad one?

Well, in all the wet labs I've had, we've swabbed down the benches with a 75% alcohol solution so a 40% or higher vodka may do the trick in a pinch, I suppose.

Slick · « **Reply #76 on:** 15 Jan 2007, 19:27 »

KimJong, I wanted to say that but was too afraid.

While a bottle of whiskey is a poor curriculum vitae, the right bottle of scotch sent with your resume can increase your odds of success.

bujiatang · « **Reply #77 on:** 16 Jan 2007, 20:26 »

Quote from: TheFuriousWombat on 14 Jan 2007, 09:59

i'd say that one's debatable....

shampoo... i've discovered it just doesn't have the desired effect.

Cynthia Sylvia Stout Shampoo from Lush. Best shampoo I have ever used.

mer · « **Reply #78 on:** 16 Jan 2007, 21:43 »

I'm pretty sure everything from Lush is amazing

est · « **Reply #79 on:** 18 Jan 2007, 08:16 »

Ship's First mate.

vegkitkat · « **Reply #80 on:** 18 Jan 2007, 08:29 »

But it makes a great ship's captain.

sandysmilinstrange · « **Reply #81 on:** 18 Jan 2007, 09:01 »

Baby shower gift.

TheFuriousWombat · « **Reply #82 on:** 18 Jan 2007, 09:07 »

well that one simply isn't true. having a baby is very stressful. is alcohol not an excellent stress reliever?? giving alcohol to an expecting mother, ergo, is just plain logical and, on a more emotional level, a kind and compasionate gesture.

Ernest · « **Reply #83 on:** 18 Jan 2007, 09:21 »

Guitar strings.

mberan42 · « **Reply #84 on:** 18 Jan 2007, 09:46 »

Quote from: est

Unsuitable uses for your favourite alcohol

Anything but drinking

est · « **Reply #85 on:** 18 Jan 2007, 09:49 »

I don't know about that, dude. My favourite alcohol also cuts a respectable jib on my mantle.

mberan42 · « **Reply #86 on:** 18 Jan 2007, 09:58 »

Sure, the bottle looks pretty. It adds flair to your otherwise un-adjectively-advanced mantle.

But honestly, would it make a difference if the bottle was empty or full? I'm all for aesthetically-pleasing atmospheres and whatnot, but when my favourite drink is involved, things change.

jhocking · « **Reply #87 on:** 18 Jan 2007, 21:25 »

Quote from: mberan42 on 18 Jan 2007, 09:58

But honestly, would it make a difference if the bottle was empty or full?

Yes it would. Empty liquor bottles on display smack of tacky college life (says the guy who had empty liquor bottles on the mantle back in college.) It's the same as wine; you don't display empty bottles, you display handsome bottles of drinks for your guests to choose from.

Lines · « **Reply #88 on:** 18 Jan 2007, 21:33 »

alchy-hall would not be a suitible flame retardant.

supersheep · « **Reply #89 on:** 18 Jan 2007, 23:36 »

Quote from: Grawsith on 14 Jan 2007, 15:54

milk for your cereal

Done this. Guinness and cornflakes is surprisingly non-manky. As in, it's manky, but not as manky as you'd expect.

Cartilage Head · « **Reply #90 on:** 19 Jan 2007, 00:08 »

Movie critic.

Also, lots of surprising liquids go well with cereal, i.e. orange juice.

öde · « **Reply #91 on:** 19 Jan 2007, 00:24 »

As a 1980's US civil war film.

It was an hour and a half, too.

tragic_pizza · « **Reply #92 on:** 19 Jan 2007, 00:29 »

Bears repeating:

Quote from: mberan42 on 18 Jan 2007, 09:46

Anything but drinking

valley_parade · « **Reply #93 on:** 19 Jan 2007, 01:13 »

As was proved on Mythbusters last night, Rum is not a good laundry detergent.

Pumpkin · « **Reply #94 on:** 19 Jan 2007, 01:14 »

Quote from: hey_there_fatty on 14 Jan 2007, 08:19

Child's cough medicine.

The reverse is surprising, though. A friend of mine's tipple of choice is Calpol.

Heijoshin · « **Reply #95 on:** 19 Jan 2007, 01:20 »

I hired a bottle of scotch to file my taxes for me... It didn't go so well.

mberan42 · « **Reply #96 on:** 19 Jan 2007, 01:30 »

I did that once with a bottle of gin.

I ended up getting audited, thrown in jail for tax evasion, and the gin had sex with my wife. Plus, the hangover was awful.

Heijoshin · « **Reply #97 on:** 19 Jan 2007, 01:52 »

I walked in on a bottle of gin having sex with my wife once. I screamed and threw limes at it until it ran away. It was hours before I realized that the wife was, in fact, imaginary and the bottle of gin was actually my girlfriend... The relationship didn't last long after that.

Johnny C · « **Reply #98 on:** 19 Jan 2007, 02:08 »

So we can rule out "character in daydreams" then.

Ernest · « **Reply #99 on:** 19 Jan 2007, 10:01 »

Brake fluid

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