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Re: Unsuitable uses for your favourite alcohol
« Reply #50 on: 15 Jan 2007, 00:55 »

Would booze make a good disinfectant or a bad one?
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Re: Unsuitable uses for your favourite alcohol
« Reply #51 on: 15 Jan 2007, 00:58 »

Depends.

If it's got lots of flavorings in it, or is particularly sweetish (sugar-based), no. If it doesn't, yes.

In Japanese cook-it-in-front-of-you restaurants, the grills are cleaned with vodka.
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Re: Unsuitable uses for your favourite alcohol
« Reply #52 on: 15 Jan 2007, 00:59 »

Mediocre. It'll do the trick, but there are better things to do that with and better things to do with it.

Also, I've been told whiskey is crap as a personal flotation device.
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Re: Unsuitable uses for your favourite alcohol
« Reply #53 on: 15 Jan 2007, 01:04 »

And it's even worse as a pilot.
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Re: Unsuitable uses for your favourite alcohol
« Reply #54 on: 15 Jan 2007, 03:06 »

Lead guitarist. Although every '70s band -ever- might beg to differ.
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Re: Unsuitable uses for your favourite alcohol
« Reply #55 on: 15 Jan 2007, 03:33 »

Word on the street is that bourbon is a pretty poor chauffeur.
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Re: Unsuitable uses for your favourite alcohol
« Reply #56 on: 15 Jan 2007, 04:54 »

Vodka is not a lover that won't drive you crazy
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Re: Unsuitable uses for your favourite alcohol
« Reply #57 on: 15 Jan 2007, 05:30 »

Who ya gonna call?

NOT RUM
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Re: Unsuitable uses for your favourite alcohol
« Reply #58 on: 15 Jan 2007, 05:41 »

Spanish Inquisition.
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Re: Unsuitable uses for your favourite alcohol
« Reply #59 on: 15 Jan 2007, 06:12 »

 Embalming fluid.

 Also, influence on religious deities.
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Re: Unsuitable uses for your favourite alcohol
« Reply #60 on: 15 Jan 2007, 06:51 »

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Re: Unsuitable uses for your favourite alcohol
« Reply #61 on: 15 Jan 2007, 06:54 »

Scuba diving instructor. I damn near drowned when vodka tried to teach me.
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Re: Unsuitable uses for your favourite alcohol
« Reply #62 on: 15 Jan 2007, 06:57 »

Dr. Cuervo went to a party college.
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Re: Unsuitable uses for your favourite alcohol
« Reply #63 on: 15 Jan 2007, 06:58 »

Whiskey makes a terrible babysitter.

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Re: Unsuitable uses for your favourite alcohol
« Reply #64 on: 15 Jan 2007, 07:00 »

financial advisor.  I lost that game of monopoly.
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Re: Unsuitable uses for your favourite alcohol
« Reply #65 on: 15 Jan 2007, 07:11 »

hmm hairspray.

white out.
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Re: Unsuitable uses for your favourite alcohol
« Reply #66 on: 15 Jan 2007, 08:24 »

When you're wastin' away again in Margaritaville, blaming liquor rather than a woman for your troubles will likely lead to unwanted rumours regarding your personal life.
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Re: Unsuitable uses for your favourite alcohol
« Reply #67 on: 15 Jan 2007, 08:47 »

Whiskey makes a terrible babysitter.

Utterly disagree. Get some Jack into those toddlers, and they won't be any trouble at all.
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Re: Unsuitable uses for your favourite alcohol
« Reply #68 on: 15 Jan 2007, 09:16 »

showering in gin would not be a good idea.
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Re: Unsuitable uses for your favourite alcohol
« Reply #69 on: 15 Jan 2007, 09:48 »

You are correct. It would be a spectacular idea.
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Re: Unsuitable uses for your favourite alcohol
« Reply #70 on: 15 Jan 2007, 09:54 »

Margita makes for a terrible swimming suit, unless one likes to skinny dip.
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Re: Unsuitable uses for your favourite alcohol
« Reply #71 on: 15 Jan 2007, 10:05 »

Would booze make a good disinfectant or a bad one?

Oh man, I miss flame sterilisin' shit.

Step 1: dip unsterile object in alcohol.

Step 2: light bunsen burner.

Step 3: IGNITE!

Oh, and I guess Step 4: douse flames, if you really want to . . .
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Re: Unsuitable uses for your favourite alcohol
« Reply #72 on: 15 Jan 2007, 11:16 »

damn. Lighting pens in fire in science class was the ultimate fun.. for about 10 minutes. Year 8. Good times *remembers being yelled at by teacher/s*
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Re: Unsuitable uses for your favourite alcohol
« Reply #73 on: 15 Jan 2007, 11:21 »

Vodka serves as a horrible form of birth control
Also in case of an emergency landing your bottle of rum may not be used as a floatation device.
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Re: Unsuitable uses for your favourite alcohol
« Reply #74 on: 15 Jan 2007, 16:27 »

Vodka serves as a horrible form of birth control

I beg to differ. Get your woman drunk enough while she's pregnant and you'll have no trouble whatsoever.
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Re: Unsuitable uses for your favourite alcohol
« Reply #75 on: 15 Jan 2007, 18:30 »

Would booze make a good disinfectant or a bad one?

Well, in all the wet labs I've had, we've swabbed down the benches with a 75% alcohol solution so a 40% or higher vodka may do the trick in a pinch, I suppose.
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Re: Unsuitable uses for your favourite alcohol
« Reply #76 on: 15 Jan 2007, 19:27 »

KimJong, I wanted to say that but was too afraid.

While a bottle of whiskey is a poor curriculum vitae, the right bottle of scotch sent with your resume can increase your odds of success.
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Re: Unsuitable uses for your favourite alcohol
« Reply #77 on: 16 Jan 2007, 20:26 »

i'd say that one's debatable....

shampoo... i've discovered it just doesn't have the desired effect.

Cynthia Sylvia Stout Shampoo from Lush. Best shampoo I have ever used.
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Re: Unsuitable uses for your favourite alcohol
« Reply #78 on: 16 Jan 2007, 21:43 »

I'm pretty sure everything from Lush is amazing
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Re: Unsuitable uses for your favourite alcohol
« Reply #79 on: 18 Jan 2007, 08:16 »

Ship's First mate.
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Re: Unsuitable uses for your favourite alcohol
« Reply #80 on: 18 Jan 2007, 08:29 »

But it makes a great ship's captain.
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Re: Unsuitable uses for your favourite alcohol
« Reply #81 on: 18 Jan 2007, 09:01 »

Baby shower gift.
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Re: Unsuitable uses for your favourite alcohol
« Reply #82 on: 18 Jan 2007, 09:07 »

well that one simply isn't true. having a baby is very stressful. is alcohol not an excellent stress reliever?? giving alcohol to an expecting mother, ergo, is just plain logical and, on a more emotional level, a kind and compasionate gesture.
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Re: Unsuitable uses for your favourite alcohol
« Reply #83 on: 18 Jan 2007, 09:21 »

Guitar strings.
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Re: Unsuitable uses for your favourite alcohol
« Reply #84 on: 18 Jan 2007, 09:46 »

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Unsuitable uses for your favourite alcohol

Anything but drinking
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Re: Unsuitable uses for your favourite alcohol
« Reply #85 on: 18 Jan 2007, 09:49 »

I don't know about that, dude.  My favourite alcohol also cuts a respectable jib on my mantle.
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Re: Unsuitable uses for your favourite alcohol
« Reply #86 on: 18 Jan 2007, 09:58 »

Sure, the bottle looks pretty. It adds flair to your otherwise un-adjectively-advanced mantle.

But honestly, would it make a difference if the bottle was empty or full? I'm all for aesthetically-pleasing atmospheres and whatnot, but when my favourite drink is involved, things change.
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Re: Unsuitable uses for your favourite alcohol
« Reply #87 on: 18 Jan 2007, 21:25 »

But honestly, would it make a difference if the bottle was empty or full?
Yes it would. Empty liquor bottles on display smack of tacky college life (says the guy who had empty liquor bottles on the mantle back in college.)  It's the same as wine; you don't display empty bottles, you display handsome bottles of drinks for your guests to choose from.

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Re: Unsuitable uses for your favourite alcohol
« Reply #88 on: 18 Jan 2007, 21:33 »

alchy-hall would not be a suitible flame retardant.
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Re: Unsuitable uses for your favourite alcohol
« Reply #89 on: 18 Jan 2007, 23:36 »

milk for your cereal
Done this. Guinness and cornflakes is surprisingly non-manky. As in, it's manky, but not as manky as you'd expect.
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Re: Unsuitable uses for your favourite alcohol
« Reply #90 on: 19 Jan 2007, 00:08 »

 Movie critic.

Also, lots of surprising liquids go well with cereal, i.e. orange juice.
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Re: Unsuitable uses for your favourite alcohol
« Reply #91 on: 19 Jan 2007, 00:24 »

As a 1980's US civil war film.

It was an hour and a half, too.
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Re: Unsuitable uses for your favourite alcohol
« Reply #92 on: 19 Jan 2007, 00:29 »

Bears repeating:

Anything but drinking
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Re: Unsuitable uses for your favourite alcohol
« Reply #93 on: 19 Jan 2007, 01:13 »

As was proved on Mythbusters last night, Rum is not a good laundry detergent.
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Re: Unsuitable uses for your favourite alcohol
« Reply #94 on: 19 Jan 2007, 01:14 »

Child's cough medicine.

The reverse is surprising, though. A friend of mine's tipple of choice is Calpol.
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Re: Unsuitable uses for your favourite alcohol
« Reply #95 on: 19 Jan 2007, 01:20 »

I hired a bottle of scotch to file my taxes for me... It didn't go so well.
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Re: Unsuitable uses for your favourite alcohol
« Reply #96 on: 19 Jan 2007, 01:30 »

I did that once with a bottle of gin.

I ended up getting audited, thrown in jail for tax evasion, and the gin had sex with my wife. Plus, the hangover was awful.
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Re: Unsuitable uses for your favourite alcohol
« Reply #97 on: 19 Jan 2007, 01:52 »

I walked in on a bottle of gin having sex with my wife once. I screamed and threw limes at it until it ran away. It was hours before I realized that the wife was, in fact, imaginary and the bottle of gin was actually my girlfriend... The relationship didn't last long after that.
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Re: Unsuitable uses for your favourite alcohol
« Reply #98 on: 19 Jan 2007, 02:08 »

So we can rule out "character in daydreams" then.
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Re: Unsuitable uses for your favourite alcohol
« Reply #99 on: 19 Jan 2007, 10:01 »

Brake fluid

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