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Re: Really shite band names..
« Reply #100 on: 21 Jan 2007, 22:03 »

I have to agree, you're kidding yourself if you don't like porcupines.
Oh, and the name Takka Takka...
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« Reply #101 on: 21 Jan 2007, 23:46 »

Although, am I the only person who thinks Current 93 would be cooler if they were called 93Current93 like on the very early albums.

I gotta wonder, how do you stand their vocal style?
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« Reply #102 on: 22 Jan 2007, 00:41 »

Here's a bad band name for you:

'Cide Project.' They're apparently supporting my band at a gig in November.

They're... not to my taste.
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Re: Really shite band names..
« Reply #103 on: 22 Jan 2007, 00:48 »

The New Pornographers
Weezer
Destroyer (Nothing wrong with the name in and of itself, but whenever I mention it people assume I'm talking about a death metal band).
Any popular hard rock band whose name references body parts that don't get sunburned, or effects thereof.
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« Reply #104 on: 22 Jan 2007, 10:45 »

You mean a butt?  :-o
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Re: Really shite band names..
« Reply #105 on: 22 Jan 2007, 10:57 »

I gotta wonder, how do you stand their vocal style?

Dave Tibet is my third favourite vocalist of all time, second favourite male vocalist of all time, behind Martin Walkyier. Rose McDowell, sometime female vocalist, is in my top five female vocalists list. His voice is expressive, despondent and at times achingly beautiful. I thought that pretty much from the first line of the first song I ever heard by them ('A Song For Douglas After He's Dead') a track I literally then played fifty times in a row. Lyrically, he's a fucking genius, the poetic imagery is unbelievable. I can see why they're starting to get a bit of indie attention, they were out-doing Neutral Milk Hotel before they even got going.

So, I stand it very well, thank you.
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« Reply #106 on: 22 Jan 2007, 16:05 »

The Mad Caddies (wee!)

Least they're good though ^__^
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« Reply #107 on: 22 Jan 2007, 17:13 »

As much as I love this band, and I mean love, it really makes me feel pretty goddamn dorky when I say I like the band "Kamelot."  No way, man, it's not like King Arthur.  It's Kamelot with a K.  That makes it kool.

Something I just realized... for all my derision of band names with numbers, when I did my own little solo project self-produced album, I called it "AuKo's Flabbergasted 5 presents: Handicapitated."  And I think it's quite possibly the best worst overly-pretentious thing ever.  The band name of course being AuKo's Flabbergasted 5, the album being Handicapitated.  AuKo formed from the first two letters of my first and last names, Flabbergasted because I love that word, and the number five because I have a sick fascination with the number (I've stenciled it on t-shirts) and for irony's sake because I HATE BANDS WITH NUMBERS IN THEIR NAME.  Unless it's for a reason, like Khar said.

For those playing along at home, my next album, if I ever make it, will be "AuKo's Flabbergasted 5 presents:  Dr. Sticky, the Explosionologist."
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« Reply #108 on: 22 Jan 2007, 18:52 »

I'm reasonably sure Kamelot adopted that spelling because of copyright issues surrounding the soundtrack of the 1967 musical, rather than to be 'kool', though I may be wrong.
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Re: Really shite band names..
« Reply #109 on: 22 Jan 2007, 18:55 »

But... but... it's only a model!  (Wrong Camelot, I know.)
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Re: Really shite band names..
« Reply #110 on: 22 Jan 2007, 23:14 »

The Mad Caddies (wee!)

Least they're good though ^__^

yes they are!
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Re: Really shite band names..
« Reply #111 on: 23 Jan 2007, 00:58 »

It was a lyric from one of their early songs when they were trying to come up with a name.  I think it's a fantastic name.  I mean, when considering Cedric's lyrics, it could have been something like "Smokestack Cerebral Parking Lot" or "Frontal Lobe Manufacturer" (holy shit that one's actually pretty cool) or "Cadaver Arbitrary Outlet."
The way he perverts phrasing, I'd just assume it's a turn on volta do mar.

my bloody valentine is indeed an awful awful name. it's worse than some of the 'emo' and 'screamo' and so-called 'metal core' bands mentioned above. a lot worse. what were they thinking?
My best guess.
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Re: Really shite band names..
« Reply #112 on: 23 Jan 2007, 01:24 »

I have been spending far too much time trying to figure out which one of these is the worse band name.

Dragonland, or Dragonforce?

I still have not reached a definate conclusion, so I am going to just have to say both.
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Re: Really shite band names..
« Reply #113 on: 23 Jan 2007, 04:24 »

Black metal is a gold mine of this stuff, some of them really are hilarious.

I'll post a list later.
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Re: Really shite band names..
« Reply #114 on: 23 Jan 2007, 04:36 »

I have been spending far too much time trying to figure out which one of these is the worse band name.

Dragonland, or Dragonforce?

I still have not reached a definate conclusion, so I am going to just have to say both.

dragonland is a lot worse. dragonforce at least has something of a flow to it. dragonland falls off the tounge like a bag of concrete.
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Re: Really shite band names..
« Reply #115 on: 23 Jan 2007, 04:41 »

Black metal is a gold mine of this stuff, some of them really are hilarious.

I'll post a list later.

It's a pity Misantropical Painforest has already been mentioned.
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Re: Really shite band names..
« Reply #116 on: 23 Jan 2007, 08:01 »

Honestly I don't think a band name can be "shite" as long as it's original, and not too long for normal purposes... to say nothing of "And you will know us by the trail of dead."

my first band was a crappy hardcore band. we didn't know what we were called, so the singer announced we would be known as "step into my office." ...that band didn't last long.
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« Reply #117 on: 23 Jan 2007, 08:28 »

Oh shit, that is nowhere near the ridiculosity of my band's original name.  We couldn't agree on anything, so one day the bassist came up with "Manic Panic."  The guitarist liked it, and I bit my tongue, so that's what we were known as for the first few shows.  We eventually decided to change it.  I wanted to call us "Anthropology," and the bassist liked it, but the guitarist didn't like it, so we're now known as "For China." 

I'm in another band called the "Stuperious Twins."
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« Reply #118 on: 23 Jan 2007, 08:58 »

My current band is Bad Karma... we're pretty much set on the name. The other guitarist wanted his band to be called that since he's been playing guitar, and I likes it a lot.
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Re: Really shite band names..
« Reply #119 on: 23 Jan 2007, 09:57 »

Any of these bands called Bad Karma yours?

This one
or
this one
or
this one
... or maybe
this one?

If hot web sites are anything to go by you're in esteemed company.
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« Reply #120 on: 23 Jan 2007, 10:02 »

My band was playing a show once for a bunch of depop scenester kids that hated us...so we told them we were called "Throw Down That Hammer Fist Of Fucking Fury" which would be a godfuckawful name for a band, if someone were to actually use it
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« Reply #121 on: 23 Jan 2007, 21:03 »

It's a pity Misantropical Painforest has already been mentioned.

...is there really such a band? Gosh.

A Retch of Blood
Aarmaroth Nathrath
Abasbaron
Abhorrence Dementia
Abnegatum Christus
Absinthebolik
Abysmal Desolation
Afsprengi Satans
Agathodaimon
Agathothodion
Aichmophoba
Akhkharu Noctis
Amputated Christ
Anal Blasphemy
Anal Putrefaction
Anal Vomit
Ancient
Ancient Art
Ancient Ceremony
Ancient Cult of Pandemonium
Ancient Curse
Ancient Darkness
Ancient Death
Ancient Hatred
Ancient Malus
Ancient Mystery   
Ancient Poetry
Ancient Rites
Ancient Rune
Ancient Sadness
Ancient Season
Ancient Sign Glorify
Ancient Skin
Ancient Summoning
Ancient Supremacy
Ancient War Spirit
Ancient Wargod
Ancient Winds
Ancient Wisdom
Ancientblood
Ancienthorn
Anhkrehg
Animal Hate
Anno Domini Mortus
Anthropophagus
Black Vomit
Blasphemous Noise Torment
Blasphemophagher
Cold Northern Vengeance
Commitment to Darkness
Daemon Est Deus Inversus
Zodiacalius Pathologoanatomos

...and so on, and on, and on, and on...

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Re: Really shite band names..
« Reply #122 on: 23 Jan 2007, 21:08 »

Some friends and I were out having coffee the other night, and my one friend mentioned this new band he was into; their name alone was enough to sour me to the idea of listening to them - Black Rose Burial. 

So I decided to apply the Color+Flower+SpookyWord formula, and I came up with something better - Blue Orchid Exsanguination.  I think this is a marked improvement, no?
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Re: Really shite band names..
« Reply #123 on: 23 Jan 2007, 21:30 »

most definitely

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Re: Really shite band names..
« Reply #124 on: 24 Jan 2007, 02:04 »

the black heart procession, while an awful and terribly emo sounding band name, is actually a pretty good band with some of the three mile pilot/ugly cassanova people in it (also both horrible names). names can be so misleading.
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Re: Really shite band names..
« Reply #125 on: 24 Jan 2007, 06:05 »

Any of these bands called Bad Karma yours?

This one
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this one
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this one
... or maybe
this one?

If hot web sites are anything to go by you're in esteemed company.

Nope, none of those ultra-spiffy sites are ours. We have an old crotchedy myspace that hasn't been updated... ever...
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Re: Really shite band names..
« Reply #126 on: 24 Jan 2007, 06:39 »

Any band with a number in their name has a lame band name. ie: 3 inches of blood, 12 stones 33 crazyfist, 67 special, A18

As I Lay Dying is also a stupid name. Namely because we wish they whould lay down and die...Coz their shite.
Bleeding Through. Couldn't be a much more emo name if it tried.

(PS: Shite is the best word I've heard all morning)

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Re: Really shite band names..
« Reply #127 on: 24 Jan 2007, 08:36 »

As I Lay Dying is a novel by William Faulkner.
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« Reply #128 on: 24 Jan 2007, 11:31 »

Hey yer! It is too! I've read that I'm sure. The mother dies and they take her body to some place as her last wish. I just remember them crossing some river and almost loosing the old girl when a log crush's some guys leg. I really can't remember much of that book. It's been about 2 years since I read it I think. Stupid drugs making my short term memory into badness.  :cry:
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« Reply #129 on: 24 Jan 2007, 13:12 »

Knight Area
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« Reply #130 on: 24 Jan 2007, 13:25 »

Any band with a number in their name has a lame band name. ie: 3 inches of blood, 12 stones 33 crazyfist, 67 special, A18

We've been through and refuted this.

And 3 Inches of Blood is a brilliant band name.
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Re: Really shite band names..
« Reply #131 on: 24 Jan 2007, 17:00 »

But I still think it's safe to say that most names in that category are pretty rotten, Khar.  There are some exceptions, but once again, I direct you to Matchbox Twenty.

Oh, and...
So I decided to apply the Color+Flower+SpookyWord formula, and I came up with something better - Blue Orchid Exsanguination.  I think this is a marked improvement, no?

How about Purple Petunia Putrification?  :)

It's amazing the pointless shit I come up with at work at 6:45 in the morning.

Also, a band name I always thought was pretty lame and emo-sounding, My Dying Bride, actually turned out to be a pretty okay band when I decided to check them out.
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« Reply #132 on: 24 Jan 2007, 19:02 »

I avoided listening to Broken Social Scene for several months because I thought they'd be an emo band.

Ditto for I Love You But I've Chosen Darkness, who definitely win the "best band with the worst name" award in my book.
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« Reply #133 on: 24 Jan 2007, 19:21 »

It's a pity Misantropical Painforest has already been mentioned.

...is there really such a band? Gosh.

A Retch of Blood
Aarmaroth Nathrath
Abasbaron
Abhorrence Dementia
Abnegatum Christus
Absinthebolik
Abysmal Desolation
Afsprengi Satans
Agathodaimon
Agathothodion
Aichmophoba
Akhkharu Noctis
Amputated Christ
Anal Blasphemy
Anal Putrefaction
Anal Vomit
Ancient
Ancient Art
Ancient Ceremony
Ancient Cult of Pandemonium
Ancient Curse
Ancient Darkness
Ancient Death
Ancient Hatred
Ancient Malus
Ancient Mystery   
Ancient Poetry
Ancient Rites
Ancient Rune
Ancient Sadness
Ancient Season
Ancient Sign Glorify
Ancient Skin
Ancient Summoning
Ancient Supremacy
Ancient War Spirit
Ancient Wargod
Ancient Winds
Ancient Wisdom
Ancientblood
Ancienthorn
Anhkrehg
Animal Hate
Anno Domini Mortus
Anthropophagus
Black Vomit
Blasphemous Noise Torment
Blasphemophagher
Cold Northern Vengeance
Commitment to Darkness
Daemon Est Deus Inversus
Zodiacalius Pathologoanatomos

...and so on, and on, and on, and on...



I love Animal Hate. That is an awesome band name! I also love those anal themed ones. Seriously, who would think of Anal Vomit? I also remember bands called Anal Stench and Morbid Anal Fog. THey should rename themselves "smelly fart" because thats so much cooler.
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Re: Really shite band names..
« Reply #134 on: 24 Jan 2007, 20:16 »

I think 36 Crazyfists get a pass just for taking their name froma Bruce Lee flick...
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« Reply #135 on: 24 Jan 2007, 22:31 »

It's a pity Misantropical Painforest has already been mentioned.

...is there really such a band? Gosh.

A Retch of Blood
Aarmaroth Nathrath
Abasbaron
Abhorrence Dementia
Abnegatum Christus
Absinthebolik
Abysmal Desolation
Afsprengi Satans
Agathodaimon
Agathothodion
Aichmophoba
Akhkharu Noctis
Amputated Christ
Anal Blasphemy
Anal Putrefaction
Anal Vomit
Ancient
Ancient Art
Ancient Ceremony
Ancient Cult of Pandemonium
Ancient Curse
Ancient Darkness
Ancient Death
Ancient Hatred
Ancient Malus
Ancient Mystery   
Ancient Poetry
Ancient Rites
Ancient Rune
Ancient Sadness
Ancient Season
Ancient Sign Glorify
Ancient Skin
Ancient Summoning
Ancient Supremacy
Ancient War Spirit
Ancient Wargod
Ancient Winds
Ancient Wisdom
Ancientblood
Ancienthorn
Anhkrehg
Animal Hate
Anno Domini Mortus
Anthropophagus
Black Vomit
Blasphemous Noise Torment
Blasphemophagher
Cold Northern Vengeance
Commitment to Darkness
Daemon Est Deus Inversus
Zodiacalius Pathologoanatomos

...and so on, and on, and on, and on...



I love Animal Hate. That is an awesome band name! I also love those anal themed ones. Seriously, who would think of Anal Vomit? I also remember bands called Anal Stench and Morbid Anal Fog. THey should rename themselves "smelly fart" because thats so much cooler.

The thing about "Animal Hate" is the it makes you (or me) think "wait a second, is it some kind of weird animalic hate och simply hate towards animals NURR". The Anal ones are just great. Seriously "Anal Vomit" is one of the greatest names I've heard. I'll name my child that. "Anal Stench" is, compared to "Anal Vomit", pretty logical.
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« Reply #136 on: 24 Jan 2007, 23:28 »

I feel I must interject here, you're getting carried away, feeling sorry for yourselves.

Anyway, IMHO, most band names are good or bad depending on how the artist carries the name.
Like, if a band is called Shite McShite, but create the best music ever recorded, the band name can become cool too.

The Jimi Hendrix Experience is cool because of the fact that Jimi kicked some great ass. If it was "the nickelback experience" it would be THE worst bandname ever.

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« Reply #137 on: 25 Jan 2007, 01:37 »

The problem is that people who come up with sille names often make silly music, probably like "Anal Vomit".

I really can't picture Anal Vomit making good music.
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« Reply #138 on: 25 Jan 2007, 02:18 »

I don't know, Anal Cunt isn't that bad of a band.
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« Reply #139 on: 25 Jan 2007, 03:41 »

But I still think it's safe to say that most names in that category are pretty rotten, Khar.  There are some exceptions, but once again, I direct you to Matchbox Twenty.

Oh, and...
So I decided to apply the Color+Flower+SpookyWord formula, and I came up with something better - Blue Orchid Exsanguination.  I think this is a marked improvement, no?

How about Purple Petunia Putrification?  :)

It's amazing the pointless shit I come up with at work at 6:45 in the morning.

Also, a band name I always thought was pretty lame and emo-sounding, My Dying Bride, actually turned out to be a pretty okay band when I decided to check them out.

Purple Petunia Putrification sounds like the super power of the gayest super villain ever.

"Quick Evil Lord Gayhomo! Use your Purple Petunia Putrification on Mr. Ironicallybadsuperheroname!"

I don't know, Anal Cunt isn't that bad of a band.


I'm still trying to work out what an Anal Cunt is...even if it is an imaginary thing. I just can't...how it would...NO! I wish you had never said those 2 words in secession
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« Reply #140 on: 25 Jan 2007, 04:02 »

No, Anal Cunt is not a good band.

As far as I can't imagine what an anal cunt is, try imagining anal vomit.
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« Reply #141 on: 25 Jan 2007, 04:06 »

Afsprengi Satans
Ancient

I fail to see the shiteness of these names. Afsprengi Satans is a great name, better than the Momentum moniker they go under these days (although Momentum are much better). And Ancient is a simple one-word name. Not gonna win an originality contest, but there is nothing wrong with it.

Also, in case noone said it yet; Portugal the man and Horse the Band are pretty dire.
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« Reply #142 on: 25 Jan 2007, 04:13 »

Ancient is meant to be together with the 20 other Ancients.
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« Reply #143 on: 25 Jan 2007, 04:27 »

Purple Petunia Putrification sounds like the super power of the gayest super villain ever.

"Quick Evil Lord Gayhomo! Use your Purple Petunia Putrification on Mr. Ironicallybadsuperheroname!"

Would Evil Lord Gayhomo be the nemesis of the great ones, Ace and Gary?
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« Reply #144 on: 25 Jan 2007, 04:35 »

The Jimi Hendrix Experience

Think about how egotistically retarded that sounds.

Maybe in the past, Jimi had been dissapointed with tribute bands of his favourite acts, so pre-empting his own death, put together the greatest tribute to himself possible. Because it was actually him.

On another point, how about "Elvis Hitler"?
My mates got me a cd by that band as a joke. The album is called "Supersadomasochisticexpialadocious"

I think it wins at both worst band name, and album name.

Just the cover aswell sort of adds to it all http://www.songlyricscollection.com/lyrics/e/elvis-hitler/supersadomasochisticexpialidocious/supersadomasochisticexpialidocious.jpg  (Just to be safe, ill link it instead of post it here)

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Re: Really shite band names..
« Reply #145 on: 25 Jan 2007, 04:42 »

Purple Petunia Putrification sounds like the super power of the gayest super villain ever.

"Quick Evil Lord Gayhomo! Use your Purple Petunia Putrification on Mr. Ironicallybadsuperheroname!"

Would Evil Lord Gayhomo be the nemesis of the great ones, Ace and Gary?


I dunno. Um...you decide. He can be if that gets your goat but...yeh ok.
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Re: Really shite band names..
« Reply #146 on: 25 Jan 2007, 10:40 »

i really don't find anything emo about Broken Social Scene as a name.  or a shite name for that matter.  i thought it made sense.  :/
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Re: Really shite band names..
« Reply #147 on: 25 Jan 2007, 14:50 »

I'm with imapiratearg.

Broken Social Scene=not very emo at all.

Unlike, Bleeding Through which sounds incredibly emo. I realy have a vandetta against that name... :|
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Re: Really shite band names..
« Reply #148 on: 26 Jan 2007, 08:14 »

Unless I didnt read everything but how did
fucking


HOOTIE AND THE BLOWFISH NOT GET MENTIONED.

I MEAN REALLY NOW.

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« Reply #149 on: 26 Jan 2007, 08:32 »

Pretty much everyone I know thinks Broken Social Scene sounds like an emo band name.  It's just so... highschool/drama.

I believe the name Anal Cunt is more supposed to mean "anal" as in "anal retentive" and "cunt" as in when a Scottish guy calls another guy a "stupid cunt".

You know, like, "Shite, you are one fooking anal cunt."
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