This band sucks because they play music designed solely to part wanna be rebels from their money.
This band sucks because they are taking music that has been done 1000 times before by better artists and mimicing it without adding anything of their own.
This band sucks because they perpetuate the hot topic culture of rebellion.
This band sucks, not because their music is unlistenable, but because you could spend hours listening to it inoffensively; hours of your life that you will never get back
This band sucks because nothing their lyrics use metaphor and similie in a manner similar to swatting a fly with a mac truck.
This band sucks because they contribute to the youth culture's dumbing down by promoting simple music and simpler lyrics that require no thought or comprehension.
This band sucks because they delibrately prey on the feelings of alienation and discontent in today's youth, exploiting emotional weaknesses and vulnerabilities for monetary gain.
This band sucks because they claim to be "emotional" but their music is so devoid of feeling that you'll feel emptier after listening to it than before.
That, Johnny, is why this band sucks. Or even, if you prefer, why I think this band sucks
Now. Can we please be done talking about this band?