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Author Topic: Best/Worst things to say during sex?  (Read 143156 times)

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Re: Best/Worst things to say during sex?
« Reply #500 on: 06 Apr 2008, 21:49 »

"Buddy you're a young man hard man
Shoutin' in the street gonna take on the world some day
You got blood on yo face
You big disgrace
Wavin' your boner all over the place

We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you"

OH GOD. I just ruined that song for myself.
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And damn that Roomba. I thought for sure I was going to lose a finger.

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Re: Best/Worst things to say during sex?
« Reply #501 on: 06 Apr 2008, 22:28 »

Could be posted, but I don't have the time/inclination to read all 11 pages.

"I just want you to know; I've had a vasectomy."
"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODS!"
*perplexed frown* "Um...Oh.  Hm.  That goes where now?"

True story:

Dated a guy who looked like the paintings of Jesus - long hair, bead, etc. People gave him Jesus paraphernalia.

Anywho, he had this figurine of Jesus with its arms spread out sitting on his headboard.

It fell off and landed right next to my head.

« Last Edit: 06 Apr 2008, 22:41 by gambollingsundae »
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Re: Best/Worst things to say during sex?
« Reply #502 on: 06 Apr 2008, 23:55 »

Truly a divine intervention.
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Re: Best/Worst things to say during sex?
« Reply #503 on: 07 Apr 2008, 01:27 »

"Nope, still gay."
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Re: Best/Worst things to say during sex?
« Reply #504 on: 07 Apr 2008, 06:36 »

"Nope, still gay."

Oh that's awesome.  :lol:
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Re: Best/Worst things to say during sex?
« Reply #505 on: 08 Apr 2008, 21:07 »

Dune quotes are always good...
I AM THE KWIZATZ HADERACH!
LONG LIVE THE FIGHTERS!
and my personal favourite...
I must not fear.Fear is the mind killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration...
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Re: Best/Worst things to say during sex?
« Reply #506 on: 09 Apr 2008, 14:23 »

Man... if you guys were alive, this would be even BETTER!
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Re: Best/Worst things to say during sex?
« Reply #507 on: 09 Apr 2008, 14:25 »

That was so awesome.  I've gotta call Mom!
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Re: Best/Worst things to say during sex?
« Reply #508 on: 09 Apr 2008, 17:13 »

This has nothing to do with the comic.  Moving into the off-topic forum.
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Re: Best/Worst things to say during sex?
« Reply #509 on: 09 Apr 2008, 20:25 »

This has nothing to do with the comic.  Moving into the off-topic forum.

What effect would this have duuring sex? Simply a look of bewilderment?
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Re: Best/Worst things to say during sex?
« Reply #510 on: 09 Apr 2008, 20:31 »

This has nothing to do with the comic.  Moving into the off-topic forum.

What effect would this have duuring sex? Simply a look of bewilderment?

Then you get up and go to another room.
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Man, if I was the sort of person who quoted things like that in my signature, I'd quote that it my signature.

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Re: Best/Worst things to say during sex?
« Reply #511 on: 09 Apr 2008, 21:21 »

This has nothing to do with the comic.  Moving into the off-topic forum.

I was about to ask where this thread came from.

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Re: Best/Worst things to say during sex?
« Reply #512 on: 09 Apr 2008, 21:27 »

"I feel bad that I'm cheating in my hand right now."
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Re: Best/Worst things to say during sex?
« Reply #513 on: 09 Apr 2008, 22:24 »

Guys realize that this means we are the dumping grounds for comic forum reject threads.
How does that make you feel?
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Re: Best/Worst things to say during sex?
« Reply #514 on: 10 Apr 2008, 01:15 »

It makes me feel like I'm full of sleeping pills.
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Re: Best/Worst things to say during sex?
« Reply #515 on: 10 Apr 2008, 02:50 »

It makes me feel like making myself full of sleeping pills.
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Re: Best/Worst things to say during sex?
« Reply #516 on: 10 Apr 2008, 03:53 »

I basically moved it into here so a bunch of you could say how bad an idea it was and I could lock it.

Mission: Accomplished.
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