Could be posted, but I don't have the time/inclination to read all 11 pages.
"I just want you to know; I've had a vasectomy."
"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODS!"
*perplexed frown* "Um...Oh. Hm. That goes where now?"
True story:
Dated a guy who looked like the paintings of Jesus - long hair, bead, etc. People gave him Jesus paraphernalia.
Anywho, he had this figurine of Jesus with its arms spread out sitting on his headboard.
It fell off and landed right next to my head.