Topic: Really shite band names.. (Read 45437 times)

Mr u Suk · « **Reply #150 on:** 26 Jan 2007, 08:39 »

Quote from: incompletesuicide on 26 Jan 2007, 08:14

Unless I didnt read everything but how did
fucking

HOOTIE AND THE BLOWFISH NOT GET MENTIONED.

I MEAN REALLY NOW.

Amen.

although they are one of my fav indie bands: Stars...i mean, can we come up with something a little more thought provocing and less bland IMO?

Jackie Blue · « **Reply #151 on:** 26 Jan 2007, 08:46 »

Unfortunately "bland" band names are here to stay. Stars, Books, Islands, Shins, Kills, Dears... it's getting quite out of hand.

Of course we've always had them... Clash, Smiths, Fall, etc., but it seems like it's more annoying now.

imapiratearg · « **Reply #152 on:** 26 Jan 2007, 09:05 »

She Wants Revenge is indie??? i thought they were like...industrial/alternative...

Kai · « **Reply #153 on:** 26 Jan 2007, 09:07 »

She Wants Revenge are on a sub label of Geffen.

So not really.

imapiratearg · « **Reply #154 on:** 26 Jan 2007, 09:12 »

i was going to say...they're like...alternative, or something.

another odd name: Forgive Durden

i think the name Durden is funny. it rolls off the tounge a little strangely

Shiney_Gothique · « **Reply #155 on:** 26 Jan 2007, 09:16 »

Quote from: incompletesuicide on 26 Jan 2007, 08:14

Unless I didnt read everything but how did
fucking

HOOTIE AND THE BLOWFISH NOT GET MENTIONED.

I MEAN REALLY NOW.

Fuck yes. Blowfish=possibly the most suspect animal ever.

Quote from: zerodrone on 26 Jan 2007, 08:32

Pretty much everyone I know thinks Broken Social Scene sounds like an emo band name. It's just so... highschool/drama.

I believe the name Anal Cunt is more supposed to mean "anal" as in "anal retentive" and "cunt" as in when a Scottish guy calls another guy a "stupid cunt".

You know, like, "Shite, you are one fooking anal cunt."

When you put it that way it makes sense. Thank you for creating some clarity in my otherwise foggy existence. You're a gift to the human race. No I'm serious. That actually makes sense now.

Patrick · « **Reply #156 on:** 26 Jan 2007, 14:58 »

The Darkness.

Fuck those guys.

Evil_Lathander · « **Reply #157 on:** 26 Jan 2007, 15:55 »

Never heard anything by them, I'll judge once I've heard.

Allthough the doors have some good songs, I had to laugh out loud the firsttime I found out a band namen themselves after a wood-carved object which humans push out of their way to get somewhere

fish across face · « **Reply #158 on:** 26 Jan 2007, 16:39 »

Um, they shortened it from "The Doors of Perception", which from memory is a Huxley reference. You could easily find out, anyway, but they didn't name themselves after ... doors. Which is a pity.

Evil_Lathander · « **Reply #159 on:** 26 Jan 2007, 07:24 »

That does make sense...

I never really got into them, so I didn't really know. It's kinda like a lot of new Slayer fans these days don't know that Slayer is short for: "Satan Laughs As You Eternally Rot"

imapiratearg · « **Reply #160 on:** 26 Jan 2007, 17:24 »

Quote from: KimJongSick on 26 Jan 2007, 14:58

The Darkness.

Fuck those guys.

their lead singer has some pretty gross looking teeth. and wtf was up with that video for "I Believe In A Thing Called Love"? it's messed up... O.o it has scarred me...

KharBevNor · « **Reply #161 on:** 26 Jan 2007, 18:48 »

Anal Cunt has no meaning at all. Seth Putnam simply wrote out a list of swear words and tried to find the most offensive combination. If you consider the design of their logo, the meaning really does become all too plain.

Patrick · « **Reply #162 on:** 29 Jan 2007, 04:22 »

Strawberry Alarm Clock. Seriously, for all the good the psychedelic movement did, fuck everybody who named their band after an acid-induced dream sequence.

carpetspaghetti · « **Reply #163 on:** 04 Feb 2007, 10:23 »

the music, only this post could make me remember their substandard brand of crap, topped of by a perpetually annoying lead singer that thought he could dance and the single least imaginative name ever.
way back when people listened to them they were on my room 101 list, seriously that bad.

ummmkay · « **Reply #164 on:** 04 Feb 2007, 10:56 »

Quote from: mqarcus on 25 Jan 2007, 04:02

No, Anal Cunt is not a good band.

As far as I can't imagine what an anal cunt is, try imagining anal vomit.

Explosive diarrhea, I would think.

Johnny C · « **Reply #165 on:** 04 Feb 2007, 12:50 »

Quote from: zerodrone on 26 Jan 2007, 08:46

Kills, Dears

These two actually really suit each band's music, though. The Kills is short and unadorned. The Dears is a very romantic-sounding, almost baroque sort of name.

The extra letter · « **Reply #166 on:** 04 Feb 2007, 13:21 »

The Cr?xshadows. Hell, any band with those umlauty things in their name.

kallisti · « **Reply #167 on:** 04 Feb 2007, 15:02 »

Quote from: The extra letter on 04 Feb 2007, 13:21

The Cr?xshadows.

ahahha. ahAhahahahahahahaha. Oh god. Those guys.

I saw them once. Rogue hugged me. I am really not sure I should ever share that with anyone ever again because I feel like I've just incriminated myself terribly.

>.>
<.<

It never happened.

Eli · « **Reply #168 on:** 04 Feb 2007, 15:36 »

The Swirlies and Rage Against the Machine. Eww, ick, yuck, etc. I fail to see how those are good band names.

Catacombs · « **Reply #169 on:** 04 Feb 2007, 18:40 »

how has the screaming trees not been mentioned?

and i'm not gonna lie, anal cunt is possibly the worst band name i've ever heard of

either that or ...and you will know us by the trail of dead

Gorganon · « **Reply #170 on:** 05 Feb 2007, 03:55 »

Shit house Band Names:
Panic! At The Disco (goddamn emo sunsabitches [just to let you know, i have nothing against emo's themselves, i happen to know many likeable emo's, it's just the music makes MY BRAIN EXPLODE!!!!])
I Killed the Prom Queen... THERES NO PROMS IN AUSTRALIA!!! WE HAVE DANCES!!!! yargh
KISS...theys an alright band, but when they started making disco, it just kinda added to the whole...gay...ting

AWESOME Band names:
Sounds Like Chicken...w00t aussie indie Christian skacore
Frenzal Rhomb...named after someones pet rat...who in turn was named after some guy who invented...something
Beasts Of Bourbon...I'm gonna make it HARD FOR YOU! HARD FOR YOU!!!!

carpetspaghetti · « **Reply #171 on:** 05 Feb 2007, 15:17 »

i suddenly remebered a band called necro-tampon i once saw.

if your gonna think about it though bad names apply to all things,especialy 80s and 90s kids tv
think about it
BIKER MICE FROM MARS
what!
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES

STREET SHARKS

i have as much nostalgic love for these shows as the next guy but these are proof should we ever need it that all tv executives were way too on crack in the 80s.

Kai · « **Reply #172 on:** 05 Feb 2007, 15:42 »

Quote from: Gorganon on 05 Feb 2007, 03:55

AWESOME Band names:
Sounds Like Chicken...w00t aussie indie Christian skacore
Frenzal Rhomb...named after someones pet rat...who in turn was named after some guy who invented...something
Beasts Of Bourbon...I'm gonna make it HARD FOR YOU! HARD FOR YOU!!!!

Honestly these names are worse than the bands you listed under awful names.

Hat · « **Reply #173 on:** 05 Feb 2007, 16:02 »

Quote from: Gorganon on 05 Feb 2007, 03:55

indie Christian skacore

The worst genre names thread is somewhere a little further down.

Actually I'm kind of horrified that you would lump two fine Australian bands in with that.

Patrick · « **Reply #174 on:** 06 Feb 2007, 14:25 »

Def Leppard.

Intentionally misspelling words with "ea" in them has already been done. Get your own gimmick, fuckasses.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #175 on:** 06 Feb 2007, 20:45 »

I like the 'indie' in front of indie christian skacore. It seems to imply that EMI and Universal have been snapping up a lot of christian skacore bands lately.

The Kangmiester · « **Reply #176 on:** 07 Feb 2007, 05:18 »

I know of a band called Twisted Wings, i knicknamed them Spastic Seagulls. oh and Demon Seed, I called them Devil Spunk. and I was in a band once called Faded Glass. Our new name is pretty awfull as well. Fuzz. We're trying to thin of a decent one.

Luke C · « **Reply #177 on:** 07 Feb 2007, 08:42 »

Gay for Johnny Dep
Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly

On another day I could think of loads but Im in too good a mood atm.

Patrick · « **Reply #178 on:** 08 Feb 2007, 07:22 »

Turbonegro.

Vanilla Gorilla · « **Reply #179 on:** 08 Feb 2007, 07:24 »

That Dog

Vengeance at Dawn

any rapper with young or lil in front of it

AlexAttack · « **Reply #180 on:** 08 Feb 2007, 08:29 »

Clap Your Hands Say Yeah is one of the silliest ones I've heard for a long time.

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