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kokeyjoe

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Van Halen and DLR reunite...
« on: 04 Feb 2007, 08:06 »

Just thought I'd give you an excuse to yawn, first thing in your day.

Official Statement from Van Halen.
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Re: Van Halen and DLR reunite...
« Reply #1 on: 04 Feb 2007, 09:21 »

That just made me JUMP!
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Re: Van Halen and DLR reunite...
« Reply #2 on: 04 Feb 2007, 09:25 »

I just had an ERUPTION
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but the music sucks because the keyboards don't have the cold/mechanical sound they had but a wannabe techno sound that it's pathetic for Rammstein standars.

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Re: Van Halen and DLR reunite...
« Reply #3 on: 04 Feb 2007, 09:50 »

Do you think they'll tour PANAMA?
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Re: Van Halen and DLR reunite...
« Reply #4 on: 04 Feb 2007, 09:55 »

only if they're RUNNIN WITH THE DEVILLLLLLLL
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but the music sucks because the keyboards don't have the cold/mechanical sound they had but a wannabe techno sound that it's pathetic for Rammstein standars.

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Re: Van Halen and DLR reunite...
« Reply #5 on: 04 Feb 2007, 12:48 »

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Re: Van Halen and DLR reunite...
« Reply #6 on: 04 Feb 2007, 15:45 »

This is good news. I have been telling DLR for years "you need to FINISH WHAT YA STARTED"

And yes, I know its a Sammy Hagar song.
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Re: Van Halen and DLR reunite...
« Reply #7 on: 04 Feb 2007, 17:22 »

I wasn't aware anyone but people obsessed with reliving their 80s young adulthood gave a shit about Van Halen.
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kokeyjoe

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Re: Van Halen and DLR reunite...
« Reply #8 on: 04 Feb 2007, 17:56 »

Actually, I still love their music, but I just think Eddie Van Halen has turned into a huge asshole in his old age.
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Re: Van Halen and DLR reunite...
« Reply #9 on: 04 Feb 2007, 20:38 »

The music's fantastic (even for those of us who weren't young adults in the 80's), but you're right, the whole soap opera surrounding the band got stale a decade ago, and Eddie's a dick.  It takes a special amount of hubris to hire your 15-year old kid as your 30-year old band's new bassist.
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Re: Van Halen and DLR reunite...
« Reply #10 on: 04 Feb 2007, 20:52 »

Guys. you broke the chain. all of you, YOU'RE NO GOOD
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but the music sucks because the keyboards don't have the cold/mechanical sound they had but a wannabe techno sound that it's pathetic for Rammstein standars.

kokeyjoe

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Re: Van Halen and DLR reunite...
« Reply #11 on: 05 Feb 2007, 03:58 »

Haha, I thought the same thing, Tommy, though not in the context of The Ramones.

I'd suggest Eddie gets his wife on the lead vocals next tour, but I believe she still goes by her maiden name and not Van Halen, so... she's out of the picture.  Actually, I'm amazed he doesn't divorce her just because of that.  And then blame his lung cancer on her.
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Re: Van Halen and DLR reunite...
« Reply #12 on: 05 Feb 2007, 08:17 »

I'm disappointed that they aren't quite the Ramones.

I could see you running into problems by applying this to non-Ramones bands.

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Re: Van Halen and DLR reunite...
« Reply #13 on: 05 Feb 2007, 08:56 »

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« Reply #14 on: 05 Feb 2007, 09:41 »

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JCnNJ

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Re: Van Halen and DLR reunite...
« Reply #15 on: 08 Feb 2007, 10:19 »

I'm not even going to TRY and list all the Santanas there would be if the Ramones rule was applied.
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Vanilla Gorilla

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Re: Van Halen and DLR reunite...
« Reply #16 on: 08 Feb 2007, 10:26 »

never been a big fan of van halen. i just might be too young.
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kokeyjoe

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Re: Van Halen and DLR reunite...
« Reply #17 on: 08 Feb 2007, 10:49 »

You know it's a sad day when someone says they're not a fan of Van Halen because they're "too young."
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Re: Van Halen and DLR reunite...
« Reply #18 on: 08 Feb 2007, 10:53 »

i never got into the whole spandex area, i never heard much van halen till my late teens, and i just wasnt into it is all
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Re: Van Halen and DLR reunite...
« Reply #19 on: 08 Feb 2007, 15:14 »

From all accounts, Wolfgang Van Halen is a pretty good bass player. Of course, all accounts are from Eddie himself.

Still, I think it's pretty cool myself. If I were still playing in bands and my son were good enough, I'd love to play with him.
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