Oh, shush, you know what I meant. You know there are metal purists who don't venture outside of their niche, just like there are jazz and indie and classical and pop and rock purists.
It doesn't make the metal scene sound good when someone ALWAYS comes in and says "Wow, you know nothing about the insanely diverse and nuanced genre that is metal, n00b. Riffz or gtfo."
Believe it or not, some people don't understand everything. There are some people that would never understand, no matter how much I make them listen, the differences between Ride and The Jesus and Mary Chain. I wish metal fans would stop with this absurd sort of "If you think it all sounds the same, you're stupid" mentality. I don't think people are stupid if they think Do Make Say Think and Godspeed You! Black Emperor sound the same, I just realize that logically not everyone appreciates the same flavors of nuance as myself.
I mean, for real. I was just kidding around and you barge in with the tired and clich? iconoclasm that turns so many people off of metal in the first place.
How many metal fans bought Mr. Beast because the dude from Envy reads a poem in one of the songs? How many would have never bothered to listen to "Glasgow Mega-Snake" or "We're No Here" or "Travel is Dangerous" without that connection? That's all I was getting at. Just like there are also people who would never have heard of Envy if the guy hadn't been on the Mogwai album. Dig?