Topic: so uh... ICP... (Read 29564 times)

Kid Carnival · « **on:** 21 Apr 2007, 14:43 »

I love it. we gonna have problems?

Kai · « **Reply #1 on:** 21 Apr 2007, 14:44 »

Kid Carnival · « **Reply #2 on:** 21 Apr 2007, 15:01 »

but I like ICP... they're not the best, but they're entertaining...

Kai · « **Reply #3 on:** 21 Apr 2007, 15:09 »

the dress is rumpled

Thrillho · « **Reply #4 on:** 21 Apr 2007, 15:10 »

I hope you lubed up, 'cause you just fucked yourself.

Johnny C · « **Reply #5 on:** 21 Apr 2007, 15:15 »

i must do laundry

SensoryOssuary · « **Reply #6 on:** 21 Apr 2007, 16:15 »

Quote

Yeah, what's up, man?
ICP in this bitch
Ya know what I'm saying
All you bitches, man
Come over to my house
And I'll take ya upstairs
And I'm a stick you with my wang
Ya know what I'm saying

I stuck her with my wang
She hit me in the balls
I grabbed her by her neck and I bounced her off the walls
She said it was an accident and then apologized
But I still took my elbow and blackened both her eyes

I stuck her with my wang
Bitchy bitchy ho
I'd like to stick a Faygo bottle in your neden, ho
I twist ya and turn ya, just to shake it up
Pop off the lid and now I'm shooting on her butt

I stuck her with my wang
She grabbed by me nuts
She told me that she loved me and commenced down the circuit
I tried to hold it back, but I nutted in her ear
When it dried up, the bitch couldn't hear

I stuck her with my wang (stuck her with his wang, yo)
I stuck her with my wang (stuck her with his wang, then he hit the door)

I stuck her with my wang
I'm ringing ding-a-ling
After I hit it, my boys'll do the same
Bitches come in flocks when the carnivals in town
Suckin 'on my nuts, trying to be down

I stuck her with my wang
The freaky little slut
She wanted me to stick my finger in and out her butt
I asked the bitch why, she gave no reply
I went psycholistic and I stuck it in her eye

I stuck her with my wang
I hit it slow motion
I had the Ringmaster brew me up a love potion
I put it on her neden, I know this sounds insane
Her coochie started whistling and singing out my name
(Shaggy, Shaggy, Shaggy, stick me with your wang!)

I stuck her with my wang (he stuck her with his wang, yo)
I stuck her with my wang (stuck her with his wang,
then he hit the door)
I stuck her with my wang (he stuck her with his wang, yo)
I stuck her with my wang (stuck her with his wang, then he hit the door)

I stuck her with my wang
I hit it chicken style
I hit up them moms in the home improvement aisle
She called me Bob Vilo when I stuck it in the place
I tied her legs behind her and kicked her in the face

I stuck her with my wang
I took some Elmer's glue
I slapped it on her titties and I stuck her to the roof
And when I came back, I opened up the door
Her titties were so long they were draggin' on the floor

I stuck her with my wang
A little two woman
I told her call a friend over, we can have some fun
I heard her knock knock, I'm finna get the stank
I opened up the door, "Hi, I'm Frank"

I kicked him in his ass (kicked him in his ass, yo)
I kicked him in his ass (kicked him in his ass then we fucked him up)
I stuck her with my wang (he stuck her with his wang, yo)
I kicked him in his ass (kicked him in his ass then we fucked him up)

I stuck her with my wang...
All kind of bitches, man
Ya know what I'm saying
Fat bitches, skinny bitches
Ugly bitches,
I stuck her with my wang...
Bitches with hunchbacks
Bald-headed bitches
Motherfucker
Nasty motherfuckin' noodle-stank bootie-whack bitches
I stuck her with my wang
All kind of motherfucking hoes, bitch

Ballard · « **Reply #7 on:** 21 Apr 2007, 16:39 »

Quote from: tommydski on 21 Apr 2007, 16:07

No wonder your parents hate you.

I'm starting to hate you and I don't even have to live with you.

Zing!

Thrillho · « **Reply #8 on:** 21 Apr 2007, 16:40 »

Quote from: Ballard on 21 Apr 2007, 16:39

Quote from: tommydski on 21 Apr 2007, 16:07
No wonder your parents hate you.

I'm starting to hate you and I don't even have to live with you.

Zing!

That's my bastardised line. Get the hell out.

Ã¶de · « **Reply #9 on:** 21 Apr 2007, 16:52 »

I just found out what's meant by 'knee-jerk reaction' because as soon as I read that you like ICP my leg moved up of its own accord as if it was trying to hit someone in the groin.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #10 on:** 21 Apr 2007, 16:54 »

WE WANT CUNT

...wait...

Ã¶de · « **Reply #11 on:** 21 Apr 2007, 17:04 »

I think SensoryOssuary did the most damage to ICP's reputation in this thread.

Ballard · « **Reply #12 on:** 21 Apr 2007, 17:08 »

Is that even necesary? I mean, ICP has some of the dumbest fans ever.

Not directly aimed at the OP. Need I link the SA prank?

Storm Rider · « **Reply #13 on:** 21 Apr 2007, 17:32 »

Yeah, I think you're in the wrong place.

Good luck in your future endeavors though! Make sure you read the warning label on the Windex bottle next time you get thirsty!

ScrambledGregs · « **Reply #14 on:** 21 Apr 2007, 17:35 »

I think it's necessary, I mean, ICP has the dumbest fans ever.

This has nothing to do with taste or subjectivity. The only people I can conceivably see liking ICP are the members of the band and their embarrassed, too-nice-to-say-anything family members.

Directly aimed at all ICP fans: you are morons who like quite possibly the worst music ever, music so bad it is like the afterbirth squirted out after Limp Bizkit's birth. I am not a praying man, but I pray for your swift recovery.

OK I feel better now.

E. Spaceman · « **Reply #15 on:** 21 Apr 2007, 17:45 »

ICP presents an interesting moral dilemma for me. I try to never judge people on their music tastes, however I am certain that no one who listens to ICP is a worthwhile human being.

Hat · « **Reply #16 on:** 21 Apr 2007, 17:48 »

FIRST THEY CAME FOR THE JUGGALOS AND I DID NOTHING, FOR I WAS NOT A JUGGALO

THEN THEY CAME FOR THE COLDPLAY FANS, AND I DID NOTHING, BECAUSE FUCK, THAT BAND IS FOPPISH ENGLISH SHITE

THEN THEY CAME FOR ME, THE TOOL FAN, AND THERE WAS NOONE LEFT TO STAND UP FOR ME, BUT I DOUBT THE JUGGALOS AND COLDPLAY FANS WOULD HAVE ANYWAY BECAUSE THEY ARE FUCKING WANKERS

Ballard · « **Reply #17 on:** 21 Apr 2007, 18:04 »

Quote from: tommydski on 21 Apr 2007, 17:50

Okay, there is now a contest to find the ugliest Juggalo possible.

Impossible.

Johnny C · « **Reply #18 on:** 21 Apr 2007, 18:05 »

How do you find the greenest blade of grass? The wettest drop of water? The whitest cloud?

KharBevNor · « **Reply #19 on:** 21 Apr 2007, 18:14 »

Finding the ugliest juggalo is like the quest for artistic perfection. You undertake it for the journey, not the impossible end result.

I'll start this ball rolling.

Hat · « **Reply #20 on:** 21 Apr 2007, 18:26 »

Damnit. You got a group photo with the one I had in it.

Fuck you Tommy

Johnny C · « **Reply #21 on:** 21 Apr 2007, 18:34 »

KharBevNor · « **Reply #22 on:** 21 Apr 2007, 19:03 »

Quote from: tommydski on 21 Apr 2007, 18:21

Frankly I think Khar has already won.

Nah, you can do better. She is not even that fugly, just hugely overweight. It is mainly the make-up that is hilarious. I am sure there are more congenitally inbred Juggalos out there. Maybe ones that accidentally set themselves on fire lighting the gas stove in their trailer because they have an IQ of less than 40 and webbed fingers that make it hard to hold a match. But the awesome thing was, they were wearing their makeup, which shielded parts of their face from the flames so now they have their juggalo make up as twisted scars all over their faces.

Maybe someone like that.

*Sights* · « **Reply #23 on:** 21 Apr 2007, 19:05 »

Didn't Jabba had a band of his own? With those googly-eyed dudes and the laughing critter?

Gryff · « **Reply #24 on:** 21 Apr 2007, 19:28 »

alongwaltz · « **Reply #25 on:** 21 Apr 2007, 20:16 »

Aren't they pretty universally considered to be one of the worst musical acts ever? Like Limp Bizkit gets more credit than the former WCW tag team.

Ballard · « **Reply #26 on:** 21 Apr 2007, 20:18 »

Gryff wins.

If I may..

imapiratearg · « **Reply #27 on:** 21 Apr 2007, 21:50 »

Quote from: Hat on 21 Apr 2007, 17:48

FIRST THEY CAME FOR THE JUGGALOS AND I DID NOTHING, FOR I WAS NOT A JUGGALO

THEN THEY CAME FOR THE COLDPLAY FANS, AND I DID NOTHING, BECAUSE FUCK, THAT BAND IS FOPPISH ENGLISH SHITE

THEN THEY CAME FOR ME, THE TOOL FAN, AND THERE WAS NOONE LEFT TO STAND UP FOR ME, BUT I DOUBT THE JUGGALOS AND COLDPLAY FANS WOULD HAVE ANYWAY BECAUSE THEY ARE FUCKING WANKERS

An Anti-Flag song kind of goes like that. Only with political parties instead of bands. And i like a few Coldplay songs.

On topic: I know someone who is "Juggalo" and is actually fairly smart. He's incredibly good at math, but has a sharp lack of common sense.

Ballard · « **Reply #28 on:** 21 Apr 2007, 21:56 »

That's originally a quote from a poem by Martin Niem?ller. The "and I did nothing, for I was not a.." part was added later when people altered the poem for their own causes.

When the Nazis came for the communists,
I remained silent;
I was not a communist.

When they locked up the social democrats,
I remained silent;
I was not a social democrat.

When they came for the trade unionists,
I did not speak out;
I was not a trade unionist.

When they came for me,
there was no one left to speak out.

imapiratearg · « **Reply #29 on:** 21 Apr 2007, 22:13 »

Yeah. Anti-Flag isn't my favorite band. That sounds like a good poem though.

The song goes:

Quote

First they came for the Socialists,
and i did not speak out.

Then they came for the Trade Unionists,
and i did not speak out.

And then they came for me.

Or something like that.

B!shop · « **Reply #30 on:** 21 Apr 2007, 23:17 »

Man, I once listened to ICP. It remains one of my biggest shames to this day.

The extra letter · « **Reply #31 on:** 21 Apr 2007, 23:58 »

Why the hell would anyone want to look like the morbidly obese clown from Spawn?

I mean, unless they can turn into an awesome monster with big pointy teeth...

E. Spaceman · « **Reply #32 on:** 22 Apr 2007, 00:01 »

i once forced my friend to listen to ICP for 30 minutes. It is one of the few things i feel regret of.

Ballard · « **Reply #33 on:** 22 Apr 2007, 00:09 »

Quote from: E. Spaceman on 22 Apr 2007, 00:01

i once forced my friend to listen to ICP for 30 minutes. It is one of the few things i feel regret of.

With friends like that.. who needs enemies?

The extra letter · « **Reply #34 on:** 22 Apr 2007, 00:12 »

Back when I was 5, my honourary wicked auntie gave me a toy possum. For some bizarre reason that I forget, its name was Jigalot. Now whenever I see the word Juggalo, I'm reminded of my possum.

Man, I loved that toy possum.

Narr · « **Reply #35 on:** 22 Apr 2007, 00:25 »

I knew a guy who liked ICP. He also likes Staind.

I don't think he has very good musical taste.

ScrambledGregs · « **Reply #36 on:** 22 Apr 2007, 12:10 »

Quote from: imapiratearg on 21 Apr 2007, 21:50

On topic: I know someone who is "Juggalo" and is actually fairly smart.

I want you to think about this sentence very carefully, because the first thing I look for when I try to determine whether someone is smart or not is whether they have willingly listened to ICP and enjoyed the experience.

timehat · « **Reply #37 on:** 22 Apr 2007, 13:24 »

I used to work in this mostly clothing store in a "hip" part of town, and one day, my coworker pointed this person out to me who was totally ridiculous looking. It was this really fat kid with stupid braids in his hair sticking out every which way, and I laughingly said to my coworker "He probably listens to ICP." And yea, did he turn around, making it clear that he donned an ICP shirt.

Kid Carnival · « **Reply #38 on:** 25 Apr 2007, 20:46 »

I'm a fairly intelegent person, I don't listen to ICP at home, and I'm most certainly not a juggalo. I just think it has some entertainment value, and its good for pissing my girlfriend's parents off.

jeph · « **Reply #39 on:** 25 Apr 2007, 21:01 »

I had never actually read any of ICP's lyrics before. I have read better stuff by semiretarded nine-year-olds with flipper hands.

Kid Carnival · « **Reply #40 on:** 25 Apr 2007, 21:14 »

ouch. I just got my musical taste insulted by the man himself! I have seen the light!

jeph · « **Reply #41 on:** 25 Apr 2007, 21:28 »

I'm not insulting your musical taste, I'm insulting a shitty, shitty band that you listen to.

Joseph · « **Reply #42 on:** 25 Apr 2007, 21:29 »

Quote from: Kid Carnival on 25 Apr 2007, 20:46

I'm a fairly intelegent person, I don't listen to ICP at home, and I'm most certainly not a juggalo. I just think it has some entertainment value, and its good for pissing my girlfriend's parents off.

This is what I've been doing wrong with the ladies! With my ex, I got her parents to like me! Now I know how to work a succesful relationship. What else works for pissing of a girl's parents, other than ICP?

jeph · « **Reply #43 on:** 25 Apr 2007, 21:32 »

poop on their couch

actually i bet there is an ICP song about that

Kid Carnival · « **Reply #44 on:** 25 Apr 2007, 21:34 »

Quote from: jeph on 25 Apr 2007, 21:28

I'm not insulting your musical taste, I'm insulting a shitty, shitty band that you listen to.

ah. my bad. I still think its cool that you made a statement considering the fans. thats pretty cool.

but they're not a band. they don't play instruments. just an observation. and the y do suck, but they're funny.

Johnny C · « **Reply #45 on:** 25 Apr 2007, 23:14 »

If you want to listen to a band because they're funny might I suggest Art Brut and the first Brakes record?

Gridgm · « **Reply #46 on:** 26 Apr 2007, 00:30 »

Quote from: imapiratearg on 21 Apr 2007, 22:13

Yeah. Anti-Flag isn't my favorite band. That sounds like a good poem though.

The song goes:
Quote
First they came for the Socialists,
and i did not speak out.

Then they came for the Trade Unionists,
and i did not speak out.

And then they came for me.

Or something like that.

...i have that song on vinyl...freebies are fun

Ã¶de · « **Reply #47 on:** 26 Apr 2007, 05:10 »

I'd describe them as more 'tragic' than 'funny'.

ImRonBurgundy? · « **Reply #48 on:** 26 Apr 2007, 06:08 »

Quote from: Narr on 22 Apr 2007, 00:25

He also likes Staind.

There's a Youtube video of Staind AND Fred Durst covering Public Enemy's classic track "Bring the Noise". And as if the irony of a band of clueless white dudes covering a song by a militant rap group weren't enough, they change the line "Farrakhan's a prophet" to "Farrakhan's a racist", but don't alter the surrounding sentence in any way shape or form, leading to the rather confusing statement, "Farrakhan's a racist and I think that you should listen to what he can say to you."

Anyway, Juggalo personals! These things are awesome.

Inlander · « **Reply #49 on:** 26 Apr 2007, 06:09 »

Quote from: Johnny C on 25 Apr 2007, 23:14

If you want to listen to a band because they're funny might I suggest Art Brut

This is the best advice anybody will ever give you. This is advice for everybody on this forum to take on board. This is advice for life.

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Kid Carnival

Kid Carnival

SensoryOssuary

ScrambledGregs

alongwaltz

B!shop

Narr

ScrambledGregs

timehat

Kid Carnival

Kid Carnival

Kid Carnival