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Music I Have Had Sex To Recently
« on: 04 May 2007, 23:37 »

Blonde Redhead - Misery is a Butterfly

Iggy and the Stooges - Raw Power

Ryan Adams - Rock and Roll
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Re: Music I Have Had Sex To Recently
« Reply #1 on: 05 May 2007, 00:07 »

Nothing, unfortunately, but then again, the fianciee's at basic training, so I suppose I'm excused. Under ordinary circumstances, Opeth's Damnation album would be the norm.
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Re: Music I Have Had Sex To Recently
« Reply #2 on: 05 May 2007, 00:52 »

Some random mix of Deerhoof, and possibly Jeff Tweedy(I know it was some guy). haha I know it's silly, but we just happened to be listening to it, and things just sorta happened. The best part about it was I got him to sing along, which is always way cute.
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Re: Music I Have Had Sex To Recently
« Reply #3 on: 05 May 2007, 01:14 »

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Re: Music I Have Had Sex To Recently
« Reply #4 on: 05 May 2007, 01:15 »

Nothing, unfortunately, but then again, the fianciee's at basic training, so I suppose I'm excused. Under ordinary circumstances, Opeth's Damnation album would be the norm.
If you haven't boned to music, you haven't boned... period. And although I like your choice of music, Opeth is the kind of music you listen to with your friends... are you boning your friends? Listen... if you want to get the big 'n nasty on (that's what she said) then you have to load up some uuber fast trance.. there's no such boning like 120 bpm boning. Yeah I said it... jackhammer style baby.
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Re: Music I Have Had Sex To Recently
« Reply #5 on: 05 May 2007, 01:27 »

AJ, baby, you might be drunk.


Maybe.
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Re: Music I Have Had Sex To Recently
« Reply #6 on: 05 May 2007, 01:28 »

AJ, baby, you might be drunk.


Maybe.
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Re: Music I Have Had Sex To Recently
« Reply #7 on: 05 May 2007, 04:19 »

The White Stripes - Get Behind me Satan (or whatever it's called)
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Re: Music I Have Had Sex To Recently
« Reply #8 on: 05 May 2007, 05:41 »

It's all about the ironic sex music people. I'm talking Joy Division, I'm talking Pixies.

Although in all seriousness, Primal Scream do the job pretty well.
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Re: Music I Have Had Sex To Recently
« Reply #9 on: 05 May 2007, 06:12 »

what happen to good old fashion banging to Berry White or Marvin Gaye music?
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Re: Music I Have Had Sex To Recently
« Reply #10 on: 05 May 2007, 06:34 »

Nothing, unfortunately, but then again, the fianciee's at basic training, so I suppose I'm excused. Under ordinary circumstances, Opeth's Damnation album would be the norm.
If you haven't boned to music, you haven't boned... period. And although I like your choice of music, Opeth is the kind of music you listen to with your friends... are you boning your friends? Listen... if you want to get the big 'n nasty on (that's what she said) then you have to load up some uuber fast trance.. there's no such boning like 120 bpm boning. Yeah I said it... jackhammer style baby.

The implication behind my statement was that I haven't boned period recently. And as to the Opeth, I'm not boning my friends, though my fianciee was a friend before we started dating, so that might count. I have lost count of the number of times that sitting down to watch the Lamentations DVD has ended with the naughty, though. Apparently there's something about beautifully twisted prog-rock transitioning into crushing prog-death metal that turns her (and me) on. I love being engaged to a metal-head ;)
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Re: Music I Have Had Sex To Recently
« Reply #11 on: 05 May 2007, 06:40 »

Gah next time I watch that DVD I'm going to be thinking about random strangers boning to it gah...

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Re: Music I Have Had Sex To Recently
« Reply #12 on: 05 May 2007, 06:48 »

Listen... if you want to get the big 'n nasty on (that's what she said) then you have to load up some uuber fast trance.. there's no such boning like 120 bpm boning. Yeah I said it... jackhammer style baby.
Um, FWIW 120bpm is really unter slow trance.

I feel like a complete loser having sex with music on, generally.  I find it pretty hard not to be doing something in time to the music and then I get the giggles / feel heapsda cheesey.
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Re: Music I Have Had Sex To Recently
« Reply #13 on: 05 May 2007, 07:56 »

Yeah, 120 bpm is two beats a second, which is not fast at all.
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Re: Music I Have Had Sex To Recently
« Reply #14 on: 05 May 2007, 08:04 »

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Re: Music I Have Had Sex To Recently
« Reply #15 on: 05 May 2007, 09:38 »

Yeah I saw that too, I was too lazy to post about it though. Thanks for thinking like me  :-)
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Re: Music I Have Had Sex To Recently
« Reply #16 on: 05 May 2007, 10:51 »

I'm curious whether or not this was spawned by the Gabbly discussion on the same topic.

Also, do you guys think that making a playlist of music to get it on to is awesome or creepy? I've been toying with the idea for a couple of days now.
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Re: Music I Have Had Sex To Recently
« Reply #17 on: 05 May 2007, 11:40 »

a playlist for banging is awesomely creepy and creeply awesome.
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Re: Music I Have Had Sex To Recently
« Reply #18 on: 05 May 2007, 12:50 »

It's all about the ironic sex music people. I'm talking Joy Division, I'm talking Pixies.

Although in all seriousness, Primal Scream do the job pretty well.


I've had sex while listening to Joy Division. We started while listening to the Smiths, but after foreplay he switched it to Joy Division.


I'm completely serious, too.






I agree with what artful dodger says about sex playlists. It seems really creepy and pathetic, but it is also totally awesome.
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Re: Music I Have Had Sex To Recently
« Reply #19 on: 05 May 2007, 13:04 »

Sex playlists are the bomb.

I make sex CDs, actually, because I don't have the PC in my room and I wouldn't normally have the opportunity to do it in the room where the PC is. The one time we did it was a heat of the moment thing and so we didn't set any music going.
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Re: Music I Have Had Sex To Recently
« Reply #20 on: 05 May 2007, 13:40 »

Well Tommy, I didn't mean that having sex to music is creepy.

I'm just not sure whether or not having a playlist ready just in case is creepy.

"Darling, do you have any condoms?"
"Hold on, let me go get my iPod!"
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Re: Music I Have Had Sex To Recently
« Reply #21 on: 05 May 2007, 14:08 »

I was having sex while listening to Meshuggah's "New Millenium Cyanide Christ" and I was thrusting in 23/16 while my girlfriend thrust in 4/4.
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Re: Music I Have Had Sex To Recently
« Reply #22 on: 05 May 2007, 14:24 »

It also depends on the kind of sex you're having, I think.

If you're aiming to have a sensual, romantic evening of lovemaking, then you want a different type of music than if you want to fuck like wild animals on every surface in your home.

I don't know about Elliott Smith, but I know for sure that I wouldn't be able to get an erection to Wilco.
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Re: Music I Have Had Sex To Recently
« Reply #23 on: 05 May 2007, 15:15 »

Now that I think about it, sex to Heavy Metal Drummer is probably some great sex.
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Re: Music I Have Had Sex To Recently
« Reply #24 on: 05 May 2007, 15:57 »

I'm actually not a fan of having music on during sex. There have been exceptions.  2 hours straight to Mazzy Star on repeat.

Then there's the time I had sex to Hit to Death in the Future Head (with a goth girl, no less) and it was really annoying that I had to stop when the "last song" came on (the 20something minutes of one guitar chord looped over and over) and change it.
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« Reply #25 on: 05 May 2007, 17:03 »

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I thought someone would appreciate that.


The best sex album ever in the history of mankind is Thrill Kill Kult's "Hit N' Run Holiday".

Hehehe.
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Re: Music I Have Had Sex To Recently
« Reply #26 on: 05 May 2007, 18:39 »

I'm actually not a fan of having music on during sex. There have been exceptions.  2 hours straight to Mazzy Star on repeat.

Then there's the time I had sex to Hit to Death in the Future Head (with a goth girl, no less) and it was really annoying that I had to stop when the "last song" came on (the 20something minutes of one guitar chord looped over and over) and change it.


i got the most robotic vision of people having sex then casue i tried to imagine sex along to that last song
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Re: Music I Have Had Sex To Recently
« Reply #27 on: 05 May 2007, 19:34 »

It's all about the ironic sex music people. I'm talking Joy Division, I'm talking Pixies.

Although in all seriousness, Primal Scream do the job pretty well.

You don't think you can fuck to the Pixies?? Because I know from experience, you sure as hell can.
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Re: Music I Have Had Sex To Recently
« Reply #28 on: 05 May 2007, 19:58 »

I doubt there is a student who has not had sex to Wilco at some time.

I actually think it was part of my course at University.

Tommy that is a blatant lie I have never even heard Wilco
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« Reply #29 on: 05 May 2007, 21:35 »

I doubt there is a student who has not had sex to Wilco at some time.

I actually think it was part of my course at University.

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Re: Music I Have Had Sex To Recently
« Reply #30 on: 05 May 2007, 23:37 »

I doubt there is a student who has not had sex to Wilco at some time.

I actually think it was part of my course at University.

Tommy that is a blatant lie I have never even heard Wilco
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Re: Music I Have Had Sex To Recently
« Reply #31 on: 06 May 2007, 07:56 »

It also depends on the kind of sex you're having, I think.

If you're aiming to have a sensual, romantic evening of lovemaking, then you want a different type of music than if you want to fuck like wild animals on every surface in your home.


Teaches of Peaches  for fucking on every surface of your home..... :evil:


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« Reply #32 on: 06 May 2007, 08:07 »

I used to play Tricky during sex until I realized you should not play music that is sexier than you.
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« Reply #33 on: 06 May 2007, 10:44 »

Aw dude, that's like inviting a porn star with a ripped body and an enormous penis to stand and stare at your girlfriend during sex.
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Re: Music I Have Had Sex To Recently
« Reply #34 on: 06 May 2007, 12:12 »

It's all about the ironic sex music people. I'm talking Joy Division, I'm talking Pixies.

Although in all seriousness, Primal Scream do the job pretty well.

You don't think you can fuck to the Pixies?? Because I know from experience, you sure as hell can.

The point of my post was that you can, and I have.
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Re: Music I Have Had Sex To Recently
« Reply #35 on: 06 May 2007, 12:41 »

Oh, I was drunk and misread. Strike my remarks from the record.
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Re: Music I Have Had Sex To Recently
« Reply #36 on: 06 May 2007, 22:56 »

Kraftwerk.

'Nuff said.
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Re: Music I Have Had Sex To Recently
« Reply #37 on: 06 May 2007, 23:56 »

Please. "I'm the operator with my pocket calculator"? Isn't that making things just a little too easy?
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Re: Music I Have Had Sex To Recently
« Reply #38 on: 07 May 2007, 00:49 »

What is going on in this thread.
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Re: Music I Have Had Sex To Recently
« Reply #39 on: 07 May 2007, 08:10 »

Tommy you know far more about semen than I do, I am sure you can answer the question yourself.
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